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Romance › Re: Women Want Partners Who Are 8in Taller Than Them by MrCork: 2:16pm On Jun 01, 2013
Mr Cork <<<<<< London based 6"4 tall wit 17inches looooong kondo! wink
Food › Re: Do You Lick Your Plate/soup After Eating ? Pics by MrCork: 2:14pm On Jun 01, 2013
..sorrry we dont do that kinda bababarick act hear in london...we hav dinnin table mannners! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
...wot lucky female would love to draw me naaaked? wink
Travel › Re: Places To Go In London ?? by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jun 01, 2013
chi2012: This Mr Cork wahala is too much. Free the babe!
..sweet hat...u take picture under mango tree & yor feelin coool?..u ever been to London?undecided
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 1:58pm On Jun 01, 2013
..kaiiiiii.. ..see pant!!!!tongue
Romance › Re: Post For Virgin Ladies ONLY by MrCork:
Sanboy25:
You still don't have what it requires tongue
...Sandboy <<<<<< UGLY BABE!!angry
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 10:10pm On May 31, 2013
daduke2k: ♍ƺ man eat the damn punny.
..bro i will ...but the problem is that it taste too salty...it tatse like salt water & its taste less.. do u have any solution? undecided
Romance › Re: Post For Virgin Ladies ONLY by MrCork: 9:41pm On May 31, 2013
Sanboy25:
Yes me again grin
No date is fixed because I don't have the man as yet... undecided
Mr Cork <<<<<< 6"4, hand some, single, romantick,gots swaaaga, drives BMW Convertable & Range Rover Sports, employed, carin, can cook, speak 9 languages includin pigeon english,God fearin, Church goin, plays tennis, plays Golf (big man game), horse ridin,read novel, lonely,friends wit Jay Z's cousin, hates children,can last 2 hrs non stop, 17inches looong,strong like bull and ready for marraige wink
Romance › Re: Post For Virgin Ladies ONLY by MrCork: 9:33pm On May 31, 2013
akposbobo: Here are some reasons why you need to keep it till you are married.

1. Its a treasure and once you loose it you can't find it again, so keep it well.
2. Gives you a sense of dignity and pride in your self as a young lady.
3. Prevents multiple heart aches in case of break up.
4. Number 1 method of preventing HIV aids when you are still young and have a great life ahead of you.
5. Your inner part as a woman is still 'clean and tight'since you don't just open it for " just anything" that passes by.
6. It helps you continue with the simple rule of purity when you are finally married.
7. Helps you avoid unwanted pregnancy.
8. You have something to look forward to on your wedding night.
9. Sex without marriage is an empty act.
10.Most of all, God wants you to keep away from fornication and sinning against your own body.

Lastly, Protect your hymen more than your iphone or BB because its priceless
...OP, i dont gerrrrit... wot r they keepin? ..punnny? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Our Biggest Fear ? (Pictures) by MrCork: 9:22pm On May 31, 2013
..Black Women..especialy when they are dark skin (no oofeinse)angry
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 9:13pm On May 31, 2013
....SCANDAL!!!!... Just came back from her office & she suprised me wit a ticket to France next week: 3 nights in paris (hotel + flight). .Only my way out from her office, she asked me the scariest question a NIgerian woman ever asked me: ..Darlin, do u eat good??..& then she wiggled. Luckily, her receptionist walked in & i didnt reply.. How the hell will a fine London boy eat 63yrs old puuunny?? ..PLEASE HELP..my problem is she has money but the Punny eatin is very temptin. undecided
Romance › Re: Every black Man's Problem With Black Women; by MrCork(op): 5:47pm On May 31, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Then dont buy them drinks. Share the responsibility with them wink[/quote]..bro, they never pay for anythin... they dont want to! angry
Romance › Every black Man's Problem With Black Women; by MrCork(op):
...but what makes black women think they can juss walk away after we buy them drinks??.. U meet in a Disco,club or winebar, u spend hundreds on drink, they drink & then they juss walk away.. what rights do they have to disrespect us?..This is common amongs African women.

Please advise!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 4:51pm On May 31, 2013
...serrriously...Nigerian females are normaly uglier... look at Genievie and loook at halle Barry?. and then look at this Ghanian Beauty compared to that Ngerian? ..is this normal? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 4:02pm On May 31, 2013
[quote author=Pvt. Parts]daft[/quote]...Paris...Bro, At least, we both agree that Light skin females,halfcast females or white females are 1000,000,000% preetier...so wots the problem? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is A REAL MAN? by MrCork: 3:54pm On May 31, 2013
Sanboy25:
Lol, do not mind the NOISE in the BACKGROUND, it will go when it will get tired of talking alone. smiley
. ..Sweeerry be nice to be & u will be locky....U will get a date! angry
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 2:33pm On May 31, 2013
Sanboy25:
I don't want that kind of compliment because I disapprove their actions.
..Borin babe!angry
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 2:20pm On May 31, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin grin

of course they are
...hmmm...Am beginin to suspect Sweery Adaobi...leessbo alert! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 2:19pm On May 31, 2013
Sanboy25:
I'm not lesbian, it's just a remark, I'm not a hater
[size=2pt](like you)[/size]
I'm a man anyway so where's the biggie ?
..yea right...sweery bein a lessbian is a Gr8 Compliment...u should be happy I love them. I approve!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 2:02pm On May 31, 2013
Sanboy25:
It's true, her lips looks very kissable... embarassed grin
...hmmm..LESSSSBIAN ALERT....damm I love lesssbians!! tongue
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (isabella) Vs Most Beautiful Girl In Ghana ( Naa) by MrCork: 2:01pm On May 31, 2013
adaobi123: The Ghana one is finer.

Yes I said it angry
...sweery, u r 1000% preetier than both of them., they ant even halfcast! undecided
Romance › Re: .. by MrCork: 1:16pm On May 31, 2013
highlife10: Hello nairalanders, I have a question for you all. I have never been lucky when it comes to relationships and I don't know why. Let me give u my history. The first guy I dated at 18, I found out that he was married 8 months into the relationship, his wife and son were in london. The second guy I dated got someone pregnant while we were together but I didn't find out until the baby was born and a DNA was carried out. It was his baby and I broke up with him. The third guy I'm "dating" for the past 4 months is already starting to act funny. At first he was declaring love and even gave me a key to his place. Then 2 weeks ago, he told me he has a project that will require us not to see for 3 weeks and that I should stay away until he asks me to come. I asked why and he said it's his job. So being that I have a key to his place and have used it several times before, I decided to go to his place unannounced. I got there and tried to open the door, but to my surprise the door didn't open. I tried again and again and nothing. This bastard had changed his locks. I called him and he said he was far from home and would talk to me later. He didn't call me. My birthday was last week and he didn't even call or text to say happy birthday and I had been telling him for the past 2 months that my birthday was coming up. I can't make any sense of this behavior. I have always been nice in my relationships and do not ask for anything financially. He sent a text on Saturday asking to see me, but I didn't respond. I have decided to move on and just focus on my career. My friend keeps telling me there might be a reason but I don't think I want to listen to any explanations. At this point, I don't know if I want to be in any other relationship. I think I should just focus on saving up money for my business and forget about romance. Do u think men are worth the trouble?
huh?? ...u had babies for 18 men?? ..i dont gerrrit! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Our Biggest Fear ? (Pictures) by MrCork: 1:04pm On May 31, 2013
..Well..am afraid of Sandboy...she cuss people too mush & she juss too aggresive!shocked
Romance › Re: Ugliest Dudu On Nairaland by MrCork: 12:50pm On May 31, 2013
Enijomah: Describe this dude in one word
..wearin fake Polo-shirt (horse logo too large) angry
Romance › Re: I'm Not Feeling Comfortable With Their Closeness Pls Advice Me by MrCork: 12:39pm On May 31, 2013
Loadedtech: ]I've been dating my girlfriend for over a year now but suddenly i noticed her closeness to my senior in school, they guy had already made a love proposal to her but she turned him down but yet this guy refused to stop caring and paying too much attention to her, and my girlfriend also does to him too, they share pictures with one another nd he do call nd text my girlfriend frquently, about three weeks ago was the birthday of my girlfriend, the birthday was on friday but my girlfriend wasn't around on that day so i couldnt visit her to celebrate with her, i asked her if she will be available but she replied no. Later i found out that in that same week , she invited this guy to her house to give her the gift this guy promised her but never invited me, when i got to her house yesterday i saw this gift and i was shocked, she was the one who told me it was that guy who gave her the gift and anytime i tell my girlfriend that this closeness is too much and i'm not feeling comfortable with it she will tell me that i'm too jealous. During sometimes back, that guy told me that 'this your girl that you are fightung for, i wont leave her and stop all what am doing until i get her from you' so this thing is givin me a troubled mind since and with all what i'm seeing.though she has already told me she cant leave me because of any guy and she cant doubledate but it seems this guy really wants to win her heart and my girl is giving him her attentions also.. Pls what can i do?
Whaaaat?? ....are u not a man? ..SLAP HER FACE!!? angry
Islam › Re: Differences Between Boko Haram And Islam by MrCork: 12:36pm On May 31, 2013
..to be honest, I hav nothin against muslims.. I juss stay away from them. (thats my opinion & no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Is This Bad? by MrCork: 12:32pm On May 31, 2013
Princessmel: Hello ladies and gentlemen , question for the day is this.
Is it bad to want to build a lady or man into your perfect or ideal person?

such as if you had a gf with a flat arse and you pay for a surgery for her to have the big bum you like or you have a bf with no facial hair and you like men with facial hair so you buy him products to achieve such etc. you get the drift.
...Princess mary..did u do yor face?

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