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chinedumo:
I find all theses stories hard to believe
not because it is impossible but because it is a very unnatural occurrence

A pastor was preaching and the electricity goes off. The Generator also has broken down, but he continues to preach
He gets sweaty in a short while and you can see it dripping down his eye brows
So he puts his hand in his pocket to bring out a handkerchief
but out Comes a G-string/woman Panties!
in the full glare of the worshipers
of course you know the likely suspicion


A Husband has been away from home for two week on business trip. On his return his wife unpacks his back and washes his laundry
Among his laundry is found an unidentified G-string/female panties!


How would a woman forget her underwear that is absent from her crotch?
How does panties look to a man like handkerchief?
Is it normal to change your cloths outside home and even dispose then outside home too?
Do underwear go missing?
why have you not heard of husband mistaken their wife's panties for handkerchief? it seems to only occur with the 'other woman'
or do you think the woman did it on purpose?

accidents happen
i know
but i will like to know if the same accident occur between husbands and wife

Bro. eeven your name sounds funny than the joke (no oofince)

44:
@corky, thank you, thank you, thank you. But dis is a new thread 4 fresh ideas not  people living in D past. Em eh, mayb you two leaches (corky and Dyt) should leave D thread, thanks again cos empty vessels gat natin.

44. bro. with due respect, don’t make me come down ther to Enugu and rub your face with vaseline!

Roll dawg:
I met this girl in a strange fashion which got me attracted to her at first sight. We have met thrice but spoken to each other every day in 3 weeks. Over time i've come to realize that we have different social interests, likes and acivities-which eventually makes us have very little to talk about.
I dont want to put the relationship off as i dont know if it  is worth nurturing.
I've not been in a relationship in years, and so im also thinking maybe im too expectant of what a relationship should look like for me.
Please, should i still go out with her even when i dont feel much?

Compactability!!  You aint compactable & it will NEVER work.  4get it!! (been ther, Done that)

hot budy:
Hi folks, my name is julie. i am 27 years old pretty girl from the eastern part of Nigeria. i come from a poor back ground n was raised by a single mum who always beat us n throw us out of the room to sleep in the corridor of her house or on the street cz she was always paranoid.

my case was was in particular bcz i never knew my dad nor his relatives n the only man my mun introduced to me as a father was always denying me wn ppl asked  n he never did anything to support i n my mum but rather tried to violation me in d middle of d nt wn i went to liv e wt him at age 10.
 
at 15yrs i met this guy n moved in wt him n he was d love of my life, we planed to get married after living 2gda for 4yrs but i got pregnant, he wasn"t dt rich but his true love was ok for me not until the cold hands of death snatched him away from me but this was after i walked away wt my son who looked so much like him bcz his mum was raising hell against our relationship just bcz i did not come from his place.
i had no choice than to leave my son wt my num n followed my aunt to another state on the promise to gt me a job or help me further my education but instead they turned me into a house help.

i left n stated squatting wt a gf  n got a job smwr n was managing on my own to send money monthly for my mum for my son"s upkeep until aat 19 i met a white man in his 5os who claimed to be in love wt me.
he was so nice n caring n gave me everything i wanted n was really dr for i and my son but he refused to let me do anything in life like schooling working or even driving my own car he bought for me alone.

months later, he proposed n we got married traditionally and legally  n i got pregnant but he ran away immediately i showed him d scan result as he demanded n came bk after a month n said he wanted me bk n asked y i refused to abort d baby? he apologized n we moved to another country from nija, i came bk to nija to hv my white baby wt my mum as we agreed but he dumped me wn the boy was 3wks old.

i went back to dat country to meet him but i refused to mk any problem wt him cz i loved him so much as he apologized, cried n took us in but un known to me dat he was planning to elope wt my white baby n when he cud not succeed, after 3months he abandoned us in that country on the street n ran away n gave me a proposal on the phone to name my price the he will pay me and take his son n i wount have to see him again forever and that it is over btwn us.

i had lost n sold everything i had to care n to send  my 2 lovely n wonderful sons to d best schools and they r still leaving wt my num. 
i am managing  a little bznz of my own but do miss my kids second  but i am 2sad to kp them with me cos every time i see them, they remind me of their fathers.

getting over my foreign husband has been so difficult but i am sad about wat he did to me and what he has put me through even as i don"t have any means of reaching him for 4years now.

now my son is 4yrs old n d ist one 7yrs wtout a father.  i am tired of single life, tired of men n their lies. sometimes i feel like going crazy n i don"t know wat to do. right inside me, i know i am a faithful nice person just as people always describe me and i know [color=Black][/color]i still need a man and a shoulder to lean on or to get married again but men always want to take advantage of me or flee away the moment i tell them that i have2 kids and i just can"t lie about anything cz i later realized that my ex husband had a wife in his country n ws lying to me all along.  i am a very honest person but i just can"t find true love n true happiness. sometimes i break down, lock my self in my room n cry for days wtout food. pls help.

44:
@mr. cork cos U r slipping, U r derailing, U r backsliding, U r ,  Dah, cant U read?
if U want U can have a private chat with sexkillz.

Passenger 44. with due respect, pliss pronouce my name correctly!!

44:
@sexkillz did D same luv revive U?
@ mr. cork you gat 2 b wise, dnt just reply, use r brain. Oh so sorry, should have known U gat no brain.

Uyi Iredia:
I didn't know someone could look that pretty at 43. @ Fickle >>> madam, abeg, how you do am ?

really I think it should go to Ficle or Nayah for the ladies. For the men, i dunno.

@ mzDarkSkinz >>> how ya doing ? Welcome back. I didn't see you for awhile, what happened ?

Uyi Iredia. Bro. MzDarkskin is Different from MsDarkskin. MsDarkskin is 190. He was banned & now loggin in as a female (WAKE UP)

REALITY101:
What D Fucck is going on here? Biitches promoting n rating their fucckers. . Bunch of scary looking people. . . . I quit clicking on your profiles @ night cause I'm freaking tired of having nightmare. . Lol

REALITY101. aint u gots hairdresser to go to? You gayy donkey!!

rokiatu:
Again this story is not about me geeezz. lol


You try Cork, but go back to page1 and read again.