Romance › Re: Let Us See The Beauty Of Western Nigerian Women. by MrCork17: 11:18am On Oct 10, 2011 |
ok. white women have real hair |
Romance › Re: Is It Risky To Give A Girlfriend Your Visa And Pin? by MrCork17: 11:02am On Oct 10, 2011 |
Orikinla: Girlfriend called you when you were in the office on a Sunday and said she needed cash to go to the hairdressing salon and you told her to come for it. She came and since you did not have enough cash on you and too busy to leave the office, you gave her your Visa card and pin to collect cash from the nearest ATM. But your buddy said it was risky to do so. I have been doing so for years now and nothing has gone wrong. Bro. My advise:
If she white: Yes!!! 
If she,s black: YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER, unless if she light skin!!!  |
Education › Re: English Teachers Are Desperately Needed In China by MrCork17: 10:48am On Oct 10, 2011 |
You mean Pigin English teachers? Since when is Nigerians speakin English? (no ofeinse)  |
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Nairaland General › Re: Mr Cork Is In 9ja, Refresh A Page 3 Times In, N Watch Cork Go On And Off 5 Times by MrCork17: 5:21pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
190smh <<<< this guy is an attension seeekin self made iddddiot  |
Romance › Re: You Are Invited To A Wedding But: by MrCork17: 5:16pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=777189.msg9295216#msg9295216 date=1318010221]You are invited to a wedding but you are not to bring a guest. Would you go? If you are married and your husband is not invited would you go? If you are dating and your boyfriend is not invited would you go? If you are engaged and your partner is not invited would you go? Let reverse it, your partner, spouse, mate is invited but you are not. Would you be upset if your partner, spouse, or mate went to the wedding without you?[/quote] Mrs Chima. <<<<<<plannin to gate crash a weddin? |
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Romance › Re: If U Fall In Luv With--------- by MrCork17: 5:00pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
Sijo01: ---------somebody who's already in a relationship, what will u do? “Sweeeery Remember: To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, but to be loved by the one you love is everything” YOU WILL NEVER BE HIS NUMBER ONE!!!  |
Romance › Re: If U Fall In Luv With--------- by MrCork17: 4:23pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
Mr Cork <<<<ex playa & Beyounce's ex boy friend 8 yrs ago  |
Romance › Re: That Awkward Moment When Someone Tries To Chat You Up: by MrCork17: 4:17pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
alosiby92: So I was walking in the chemistry building on campus when this old-er looking man with a well rounded tummy stops me. . .thinking he was a fellow Nigerian, I greeted him, adding "Sir" for emphasis. . .Until he started telling me he was from Congo, doing his Phd in chemistry and how he would like to see me more often. . . see me ke? I was speechless and about to burst out laughing. . .eventually I walked away, but not after letting him know I wasn't interested. . .
Any stories of when someone tried to chat you up? Please share. . . huh. Chat u up? Waz he a Mechanic?  |
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Romance › Re: Best Way To Propose: by MrCork17: 3:23pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
Answer would be: NO!!  |
Romance › Re: Best Way To Propose: by MrCork17: 3:23pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
Mrs Chima. is ther sumtin you would like to ask me like: Mr Cork, can you marry me?  |
Romance › Re: If You Were Given A Blank Cheque: by MrCork17: 2:10pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
slimyem: Peckham's puppy,get off my back before i descend on you, Sweeeery you cannot find a man with languages like that  |
Romance › Re: Guys Can U Marry Woman That Senior You Senior With 23year by MrCork17: 1:14pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
One of my ex waz 21yrs older but waz very rich. Waz from Poland. Took me to 14 countries last yr and got me a few suits (total: 7 ). Who cares about age!  |
Romance › Re: Guys Can U Marry Woman That Senior You Senior With 23year by MrCork17: 1:04pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
dawnkenns: Guys in da house can u marry a white lady/woman that senior u with 23years because of money & green.The lady/woman first son is 30years. if she is white. why not!  |
Romance › Re: Whats D Craziest Thing You Have Done 4 Luv? by MrCork17: 1:00pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
Well I climbed up a tree just to throw her a kiss. She lives on the 3rd floor  |
Romance › Re: Why Can't He Understand That I Don't Luv Him 4 Marriage. by MrCork17: 12:56pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
^^ ^^ TYpical Nigerian Woman!! So you now remember he a pest after choppin all his moiney!  |
Romance › Re: Whats Your Dream Girl? by MrCork17: 12:48pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
anything: All women are the same in the dark!!  |
Romance › Re: If You Were Given A Blank Cheque: by MrCork17: 12:47pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
slimyem: ** hw much is the 'obviously wealthy' man worth? **
**Given to me by who? ** slimyem <<---- ((((((Typical GOLD digggers))) ---------->>> FreeCOcoa 
Thanks God for better options: WHITE WOMEN!!  |
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Romance › Re: Best Way To Propose: by MrCork17: 5:57pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
slimyem: just be creative and keep it simple and real. slimmy. Ok, Sweeeery will you marrry me if i buy you 2 arsenal shirt?  |
Romance › Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:51pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Bamungu, sweeery are u angry becoz no one knows you?  |
Fashion › Re: Sagging: Will It Ever Go Away? by MrCork17: 5:45pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Doublekay. bro So you drive a bus and you busy lookin at mens nyansh? Oh gosh!!  |
Romance › Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:33pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Batumungu. sweeery I don’t know why u angry. Do u want moiney for food?  |
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Romance › Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:27pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Ola Bamitu: What is really wrong with these fool call 190/Mr. Cork? why dont you shut your stinky mouth up if you have nothing good to offer.
this same useless habit of yours won your the Best Disgusting NL Member. you easily show how foolish you are by your post. Dont want to grow, always behaving childish.
Stop wasting your uncle's money, they should you bring you back because you are absolutely Zero errrmm Batumgu? sweeeery please identify your sef. do i no you?  |
Romance › Re: G-string In Pocket! by MrCork17: 5:00pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
chinedumo: this story is no Joke! do u find it funny? havent u heard of such a thing happening ? We don’t have such gabarashisis in London. and bro. I strongly advise u to sue your barber  |