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Malawian: rubbish. i know a gay that is compulsively obsessed with football. a gay by definition dont date females so what with your fat female sh.1t?

topmostg: There's this girl in my department whom i met while we were doing our medicals in school(we're both freshers though).
We laughed about something which came up in the clinic, and we both left the clinic at the same time. and while walking together towards the hall,we end up chatting together about what happened at the clinic.
but where i f*úcked up was the fact that i didn't ask for her name or number as my heart was pounding furiously Until we both departed....... Later i was like ''why in the world didn't i ask for her number''?
Since then, she stares at me anytime she sees me. What do i do?
Pls help. And
''no insulting comments pls"

lrguru: You buy your Girlfriend a Phone and another guy buys her Airtime.....Tha ­t is division of Labour.
2.You buy her an Underwear and another Guy Removes it....That is separation of power.
3.You pay her school fees and another guy pays for her house rent.....That is combined business
4.She tells you that shes not ready forsex and another man sleeps with her always.....That is product diversion.

What a world!!!

StilTouchy: Every girl looking for Mr. Perfect and guys looking for virgins. After all the mess both parties committed, who's gonna clean them up.... Learn to move on with the things you can't change for God sake! Life goes on, we've all got flaws and nobody is perfect.. ''Life is neither a bed of roses nor a carpet of thorns, it's just what you make of it'' Where ever you've sadness, be patient for good things comes with a prize!

Most importantly, anyone wanna go out for a glass of wine....... Bored here

Janefrances: w hav been talking on phone.
H askd me 2 com nd visit him dat h wants us 2 see, dat I must not sleep over.
my questn is shuld I go see him or not? plz i need ur ans.

Flytefalls: "eba" is not Jamaican now. Claim your own.

tunad4rari: Most time as a guy wen u ask a girl "have u eaten,the answer is always no.y is it dat girls are always hungry.

Flytefalls: *drools at reference to Idris Elba*

saint22: as early as 8am u're eating in resta.dont u cook in ya house.do they have mamaput in london just asking