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onstelly: We can MATE Now

booqee: Dani pls lock dis person thread! Really boring! Makes me wanna sleep. Damn,.....

RIchibabe: Hello friends, i need your opinion, i meet this guy on bb chat and we have friends for about 4months now, he said he has falling in love with me, that he loves me so much but i find it hard to believe him because guyz have no truth in their mouth, but am kind of falling for him, i have heard so many people say internet dating is Rubbish, that most of all this internet dating don't turn out well, Pls how true is that ?

booqee: you're very dry.....try again pls.

Godmother: I came here to post a joke, but after reading a few VERY boring jokes my moral just died

cindyrella: Wetin you mean?

booqee: Mehn dis cork guy really sucks...jeez!
Dis london wey u dey come dey freak u like say na yesterday u just land for dia. Cos d way d tin dey shack you, i no understand. I'm very sure your stay dere is even illegal, na illegal immigrants dey run their mouth pass.
Dats even if you're in d said london. For all we know u might even be living in some shack in mushin for naija here, come here dey claim london. e gud sha.....


Dat reminds me, where is the phuckin joke?? I came here to have a good laff.

booqee: Mehn dis cork guy really sucks...jeez!
Dis london wey u dey come dey freak u like say na yesterday u just land for dia. Cos d way d tin dey shack you, i no understand. I'm very sure your stay dere is even illegal, na illegal immigrants dey run their mouth pass.
Dats even if you're in d said london. For all we know u might even be living in some shack in mushin for naija here, come here dey claim london. e gud sha.....


Dat reminds me, where is the phuckin joke?? I came here to have a good laff.

onstelly: ☺k i have heard you .

donpaulo: i'm considering getting one( glutimax that claims it could double the size in a few weeks) for me babe but i need some advice from ladies that may have used it or know of a friend that may have and i would really love to know if they do work
i admire babes with thick toned thighs and nice, round, big butts and she knows this but me babe is a lil bit short of those qualities so i'm trying to see if i could do stuff to help enhance those areas.
someone adviced getting her some drugs that would enhance those parts but i'm afraid of resultant or side effects in future.
already, i've encouraged her to start working out, like squatting and jogging and she's doing them religiously cos she really wants to make me happy and maybe not loose me to a chick with such physical attributes but its not doing much though i've noticed a lil improvement.
please, i really need some constructive, intelligent, no hating, no insulting responses from you gurls.
thanks

illicit: bush people like u, u cant fit speaken goods englishe, i thinking i knowed u before before, it couldnt musnt be u, all this ur tutorialing, u cant must be serious.

cindyrella: help dis man out he need ur advice.... A man and his lady intended to get married in 3 months time.. Suddenly she fell terribly sick and was rushed to the hopital only to find out that she has Cancer of the Blood.. Doctor says she has only about 3yrs to live and she mite not be able to give birth to a child.. Pls what would u advice? Continue with the wedding or call it off?Please be truthful

onstelly: And for d records dats mua on my profile

onstelly: ROFLMAO u r simply annoying n funny @ d same tym. Can't stop laughing

Ammyng: That was really quick and unnecessary. Why did you move this thread https://www.nairaland.com/975026/one-night-stand-ever-one#975026.1 to sexuality section? Is there anything provocative or whatsoever on that thread? Did you study sex education in school at all? how old are you? smh @ the level of your unwitting.

Ooouuuch. someone's hurtin

lilkech: lol. u funny o. im the second ugliest but na you dey carry first position.

I never wan bother look your pishure but i sabi say even if i wear sack cloth and put ash on my head i go still find pass u

and cork my guy leave my house alone o, na my sweat and baba ijebu i take build am

eduson33:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCMhrhB0VMQ&feature=related


wathc this video and comment
dis is a disgrace to our nation..lets do something about dis...

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lilkech: na wah o

are you trying to say that he entered 'canoe' to get there?

or na via 'ghana must go' them take waybill am reach that side?

chei

onstelly: i think u knw d answer to dat question, for crying out loud get a life cork. U r not d only NLDER dat lives in london

lilkech: na wah o

are you trying to say that he entered 'canoe' to get there?

or na via 'ghana must go' them take waybill am reach that side?

chei