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Romance › Re: Romance Section Survey!!!! by MrCork17(op): 9:39pm On Jun 22, 2012

ijebabe: I am very happy with the MOD. You should be grateful ur ban got lifted, instead ur here opening silly threads

errm OK. This is a forum, not a Goat Market.so If u havent eaten before u respond to threads, Please EAT. The thread is simply askin if u happy with MOD..YES or NO undecided

Romance › Re: Romance Section Survey!!!! by MrCork17(op): 9:19pm On Jun 22, 2012

onstelly: ROFLMAO but for sure, this thread is a waste of space.

ermm Ostrich.. you and Nnamdi must be from the same village. The thread is about MOD: are u happy with them? *YES* or *NO*? undecided

Romance › Re: Mature Minds Please by MrCork17: 7:06pm On Jun 22, 2012

Spartakos: my date says she won't fall in love with me cause we are from different cultures. i explain we ought to be beyond that and then she throws up another challenge that she's got a strong relationship with GOD. is this some level of the "hard-to-get" game or what? i need advice. thank you for readin and sharin

Bro if she aint light skin...forget her. Truss me! angry

Romance › Re: Guys Am In A Fix Here by MrCork17: 7:03pm On Jun 22, 2012

ikuoma4rea: l am 26 yrs but part of my new yr resolutions was to av a stable relationship rather than keeping girls for sex only which has been my motive for evry date.i ran into this girl sm wks back but what shocked me was dat she is in SS3 and just 17yrs old.the confident she posses is something else but guys do u think i should consider her for a serious date.she cooks vry well .atleast l av a vry good job so looking forward in settling down vry soon.am in a fix wat do i do.

huh? 17yrs old?? Bro are u a Peterfile? In Britain, You be locked up (no oofeinsese) angry

Romance › Re: Ever Fancied A Uniform Woman? by MrCork17: 6:58pm On Jun 22, 2012

Dentist are hot...Actually i have another dental appiontment on Monday tongue

Romance › Re: Rate Your Relationships Here - No Lies by MrCork17: 6:55pm On Jun 22, 2012

hmmm. this Onstelly chick kinda looks preety. Sweeery u gots a number? wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Telling Ur Man That U're Pregnant by MrCork17: 6:52pm On Jun 22, 2012

I Hate 9ja: Hello fellow N'ler's.LADIES PLS IF U FIND IT DIFFICULT TO TELL UR MAN THAT U'RE PREGNANT...:........:......JUST WISH HIM A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

OK. MOD Mr Sexxskillz to the rescue... Please TELEPORT this thread to JOKE SECTION!! angry

Romance › Re: Come And Play My Guitar by MrCork17: 6:48pm On Jun 22, 2012

ermm Bro...aint u suppose to be a pastor? undecided

Romance › Re: Question: Why Do Guys Choose Sports Over Their Partners? by MrCork17: 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2012

^^^^ sees her again... finds remote control.... changes channel angry

Romance › Romance Section Survey!!!! by MrCork17(op): 6:37pm On Jun 22, 2012

nairalanders... Please vote *YES* or *HELL NO* if our ~~new~~ MOD is doin a great job .... ermmm Mr MOD Sexxskillz, No need to get paranoid. This thread is just to establish how satified we are as users of Nairaland.....No need to close/move thread. cheers!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 6:25pm On Jun 22, 2012

kiss your nyansh?? angry

Romance › Re: What Is It With Ladies And Teddy Bears? by MrCork17: 2:54pm On Jun 22, 2012

i think they use it for vodoo. well i read it somewhere ((ermmmm Mr MOD Sexxskillz, its just an opinion. Please dont BAN me)) undecided

Sports › Re: Miami Heats Wins The NBA Final by MrCork17: 2:48pm On Jun 22, 2012

ermmm for those of your based in Nigeria, LEBRON JAMES is equivilent to Kano or OKOSHA.. But he doesent play footbal. He plays something called: basket ball. cheers! undecided

Celebrities › Re: Share Your Sexiest, Craziest, Funniest or Unforgettable Experiences On Nairaland by MrCork17: 2:46pm On Jun 22, 2012

ermm MOD sexxskilz, that waz a honest joke.... ITS A JOKE..i forgot jokes are no longer allowed... Please dont Ban me. I beggy! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Share Your Sexiest, Craziest, Funniest or Unforgettable Experiences On Nairaland by MrCork17: 2:44pm On Jun 22, 2012

^^^it aint easy being from London actually...Nigerian chicks be chasing you left, right and center (moi) ^^^ wink

Romance › Re: Question: Why Do Guys Choose Sports Over Their Partners? by MrCork17: 11:47am On Jun 22, 2012

ermm Mrs Chma, naturally if you a are ugly, yo man would rather watch football. I always advise women to wear make up. Hope this will help u. cheers! wink

Romance › Re: Ever Fancied A Uniform Woman? by MrCork17: 10:19am On Jun 22, 2012

DENTIST... they so sexxxy. they can remove all my teeth if they like!! tongue

Romance › Re: Rate Your Relationships Here - No Lies by MrCork17: 10:13am On Jun 22, 2012

cindyrella: *Sigh shaking my head as I walk outta thread*

we will miss you ((((((loooong hissssss)). Anyways back to topic: Am single and Stress free! undecided

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 10:04am On Jun 22, 2012

JAY BEE..Bro wasssup. I have a serious complain to make about someone.. Things gettin outter hand and everyone is complaining. Pls holla at your boy. cheers!!! sad

Romance › Re: Question: Why Do Guys Choose Sports Over Their Partners? by MrCork17: 9:59am On Jun 22, 2012

***sees Mrs Chima's face on TV... Changes Channel! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Share Your Sexiest, Craziest, Funniest or Unforgettable Experiences On Nairaland by MrCork17: 9:25am On Jun 22, 2012

guys pls be careful. it is now illegal to crack jokes or have sense of humour on nairaland. Mr MOD Sexxxskillz will ban you undecided

Nairaland General › Hello Nairalander!! by MrCork17(op): 11:42pm On Jun 21, 2012

Nairalanders..How are you today?..... ermm MOD,s,,,,,,, All i said was: How are you...its not illegal. Please dont Ban me! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 11:37pm On Jun 21, 2012

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Come get your brother...before I whoop his arse![/quote]huh? Mrs Chima...dont use the word **arssee.. Sexxxskillz will ban u undecided

Travel › Quick Favour? by MrCork17(op): 5:43pm On Jun 21, 2012

DOes Hotels in Nigeria accept American express and do they have constant power failures? Am bring my white babe to Nigeria & I need to impress her. Please advise. Also, can u guys please advise on how to deal with Mosquitos. She never seen them before & i dont even remember what they look like., cheers! Pls respond nicely! errrmm MOD, I simply asked a simply question and ther is no need for banning....pls chill out. cheers! undecided

Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Females Shave Their Legs? by MrCork17(op): 10:58am On Jun 21, 2012

Yield: Please, re-ban the OP.

YEILD <<<<<<<<has hairy legs (Guys, please beware) undecided

Nairaland General › Nigerian Females Shave Their Legs? by MrCork17(op): 12:51am On Jun 21, 2012

Anyways, the last time I went home on Holiday, I noticed that 99.9% of females had hairy legs...especially the ones riding motorCycles or Bicycles. So am confused. Do Nigerian women shave their legs? Please advise... ermmmm MOD, Please Please Please...dont not move to Joke section. This is serious topic, and not a joke. cheers!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies: What Masculline Voice Appeals To You The Most? by MrCork17: 12:40am On Jun 21, 2012

ermmm NO COMMMENT: I dont wanna be BANNED!! lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Why Would A Woman Wants To Fight Over A Man? by MrCork17: 9:45pm On Jun 20, 2012

Goldieluks: Fighting over a man is not my thing.

Goldieluk <<<<<<<< Known for fightin bus conductors undecided

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