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Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 9:59am On Jun 25, 2012

onstelly: what num

telephone number... duh! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 9:52am On Jun 25, 2012

joeydozzy: una don brush this morning?

is proper English comprehension banned from Nairaland? angry

Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 9:49am On Jun 25, 2012

onstelly: i give up

OK. so whats your number? wink

Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Be Jealous/angry Of Your Partner's Stalkers/admirers? by MrCork17: 2:15am On Jun 25, 2012

***hmmm.. i suspect Mrs chima is planning to beat up her rival** undecided

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Romance › Re: Why Are Younger Women Seeking For Older Men And Older Men Seeking For Girls? by MrCork17: 1:17am On Jun 25, 2012

[quote author=tpia@]my post wasnt meant for you- the deviants or is it unsavoury characters know themselves.[/quote]Tilapia undecided

Romance › Re: Drop A Flirty Line by MrCork17: 11:48pm On Jun 24, 2012

ayox2003: You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

huh? this is what u tell chicks in lagos? (just askin) undecided

Romance › Re: I Impregnated Our Maid Because My Banker Wife Was Never Around. by MrCork17: 11:36pm On Jun 24, 2012

Goldieluks: The man is a dog, confirm.
And i also blame the woman for keeping a house girl,when there's obviously
no child/children, for the house girl to cater for, and the wife is also a lazy
woman for not being able pay attention to her new home,all because of some useless time taking bank job.

sweeery Goldie. Pelase can we mate?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 11:32pm On Jun 24, 2012*

onstelly: Stupid boy, only God knws if u hv enuf moni for food not to talk of sending me hair E-diot

Ok. Back to the serious topic. Ontelly...sweery if u aint gots anythin interestin to add, please go & listen to some Beyansi, cook rice or sumthin! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 10:45pm On Jun 24, 2012

onstelly: Sounds lyk u jus escaped from a mental home

Ok babes you win. Be nice to me and i will post u India made Brazillain hair from London.... you village girl undecided

Romance › Re: Embarrassing Lines You've Used On A Lady by MrCork17: 10:14pm On Jun 24, 2012

sweeery are u related to Beyansi.. It usually works: truss me..Gurantee!! wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 9:52pm On Jun 24, 2012

Mr MOD Sexxxskillz. How can i beocme MOD and whats the quailification? angry

Romance › Re: How Do I Breath Without You... by MrCork17: 9:50pm On Jun 24, 2012*

cindyrella: What ever!
Just stop following me around...

ok Cingrella. Say it slowly and nicely wink

Romance › Re: Is It A Crime? by MrCork17: 9:32pm On Jun 24, 2012

MizLiz: Pls is there any crime in double-dating? cos I soooo feel lyk it now. I'm kinda tired of my presnt rlatnshp, though I lv him, bt I dunno if ''he's da one.''

sweeery homebased Nigerian guys aint gots nothin to offer....U ever dated a Londoner? (moi) wink

Romance › Re: How Do I Breath Without You... by MrCork17: 9:29pm On Jun 24, 2012

cindyrella: Dude stop following me around I ain't twitter

this is a public forum.. you village girl. angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 9:21pm On Jun 24, 2012

lilkech: ^^^

this post has run to the chemist

Loooong hisss.. Anyways, ladies, if u need a celebrity lookalike who look like Densil Washington or the fresh Prince of Bell air....Am your man. Please make sure your beauriful undecided

Romance › Re: He Is On Hunger Strike Because Of Heartbreak by MrCork17: 9:13pm On Jun 24, 2012

i cant wait to become MOD..I think I might Ban all the females angry

Romance › Re: He Is On Hunger Strike Because Of Heartbreak by MrCork17: 9:02pm On Jun 24, 2012

OK. am leading a hunger strike next week against Nigerian females! angry

Romance › Re: How Do I Breath Without You... by MrCork17: 8:54pm On Jun 24, 2012

cindyrella: Erm op I don't get...
what are u trying to say?

the whole idea is to read undecided

Romance › Re: . by MrCork17: 8:09pm On Jun 24, 2012

Witty07: What would you do if your fiancee tells you she it will be difficult to submit or Your Fiance tells you it will be difficult to care for you 1 week to your wedding.
Please be sincere.

Back hand slap.. Some women like to desrespect men angry

Romance › Re: awper by MrCork17: 8:02pm On Jun 24, 2012

cindyrella: Typo error I guess!

Cingrella. are u a spirit? shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 7:59pm On Jun 24, 2012*

onstelly: Get a life n pls did u take ur drugs today, #justasking

sounds like you just came back from the market! undecided

Career › Re: The Top 10 Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by MrCork17: 7:31pm On Jun 24, 2012

ok am from London. do companies in Nigeria hav lifts? becoz i remebered walkin the staircase to 25th floor last time i went undecided

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Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 7:17pm On Jun 24, 2012

onstelly: Am married

are you married to a farmer? I mean this in a good way. In a way, you look masculine(no oofeinse) undecided

Travel › Re: Quick Favour? by MrCork17(op): 6:40pm On Jun 24, 2012

MsDarkSkin:

whats funny? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17(op): 5:49pm On Jun 24, 2012

onstelly: Am married

and?

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Romance › Re: Black Romance Is Boring by MrCork17: 5:31pm On Jun 24, 2012

Trip: i mean wat i said in d topic.BLACK ROMANCE IS BORING.if u'r douting me ,watch a black romantic film & then watch a white romantic.THEN ask urself which one u felt more.D black films r all about d physical.dats just it.but d white films run deeper dan dat.let me know wat u think.

Seriously Borin... they never show booobsi durin romance angry

Romance › Re: Drop A Flirty Line by MrCork17: 5:27pm On Jun 24, 2012

joeydozzy: on a Sunday? ifé anāghí emé gí go ki

huh? is this english grammer? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Should Women Be Silent In Churches? by MrCork17: 5:05pm On Jun 24, 2012

logicboy01: Please, I am waiting for christians to explain this new testament verse;

1 Corinthians 14;34
women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says

hell yesssss. they talk too much (no oofeinse)....ermm Mr MOD Sexxskillz, its just my profesional opininon! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: What??? by MrCork17: 5:03pm On Jun 24, 2012

AAlozie: An armed-robber, tied to the drum was about to be executed. Some journalists asked him, "sir, what are your last words?" The robber replied, "abeg make una no vex. E be like say these soldiers dey in a hurry. If they shut finish, I go talk to una"

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