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marvelck: "How do I breath without you, if you ever go"...is a line from a popular love song. There are many who feel like this or are in this state of mind whenever someone (a lover mostly) wants to leave them. they get so sober and feel its the end of the world for them once someone walks out of their life (some even try to take their own life cos of this). But funny enough three months after such a break-up, he or she is still very much alive. breathing and working I guess. so, it baffles me when I see or hear people (guys especially) are in such a state of mind because of a woman or man. Having put all their hearts and hopes in a relationship, not a few are left in a state of pain, anger or shock whenever such a relationship comes to an end. But no matter what, life goes on. you just have to pick yourself up and move on with your life. it just wasn't meant to be. Cos no guy or girl would leave you if he or she loves you. while the person is enjoying herself/himself with another guy/girl(a new lover), you're there sulking and crying yourself to death. Haba! After such a break-up, you're bound to feel bad and heartbroken. but you'll surely get over it if you really want to. and you'd certainly find or meet someone else later. Even someone much better, I tell you. And come to think of it, is there any love worth dying for in this time and age, my dear, my brother?ok does this lyric work on Black women? Maybe I should change my tactics ![]() |
A fine boy is offering her kiss but she rather jump in river full of crocodie... no wonder black men are now tuning ga,y....Serious looooooong hisssss! ![]() |
MsDarkSkin: @OP:sweery darkskin. if i use that 1932 chat up line on u, will i atleast get a kiss? (ermm Mr MOD Sexxskillz, its only a suggestion) ![]() |
onstelly: God forbid get a life jare. Who wants a mad man lyk utell the truth and let the devil be ashame...you really really want me. This is your chance: I am single! ![]() |
actually i connect one babe at the bus stop 2 weeks ago.. mission accomplished! ![]() |
i dont gerrrrrit. (no ooifensese) ![]() |
sweery Tapia. may i remind u that JAB BEE already banned u 9 times. This is your 10th new user name |
onstelly: Sure this is d right place for this kind of thread. But for real mr corky head get a lifesweeery if u want me , all u need do is just: ASK. NO need to keep garabantin!!! ![]() |
[quote author=tpia@]Too many deviants trying to take over the thread, as always. @sagamite Stop following me around, thanks. And btw, your problems with religion are your own, ok? Sort yourself out because nobody is going to do it for you. Lastly, your habit of constantly cursing has followed you into old age. I see. You dont know yet say na your type dem dey call old papa for thread?[/quote]sweeery. is your name Tapia or Tilapia? how do u pronouce it ![]() |
i need punnnny! ![]() |
Mr MOD Sexxskiklz. why did u move this serious topic to joke section? how are we expected to help the females find perfect husband material when u keep movin everythin? ![]() |
Ladies. Apart from me, Densil Washington or Tom Cruise.. what would be your ideal guy and why? Matured contributions only...over 37. cheers! ![]() |
gbokukueba: I have been living in Dubai for about 3 months now and each time i arrive at the Airport am always singled out of the whole travelers for document checks and routine questioning which i have no problem with but just 4 days ago i was at the metro station waiting for a train only to be accosted by some policemen asking if i have the new Emirates ID which came into effect end of last month, i said yes and handed it over to them. They started asking me some stupid questions like where i work what do i do etc, while doing a check on the authenticity of my IDermm Gbokuba...Bro it aint racism. The law states that authorities havde the right to stop anybody anyttime they want...so QUIT Moaning. If you have NOTHIN to hide, dont argue, SIMPLY show them yo PAPERS and move on. IT happens everywhere....even here in London. My advise...NEVER TAKE IT PERSONAL COZ RACISM IS HERE TO STay! ![]() |
onstelly: Hahahaha omg longest tymserious looooong hiissssssss! (eermm MOD mr Sexxskillz, all i did was just hissss) ![]() |
prettyjulie:Sweeeery I truly agree... so whats your name?? ![]() |
There is no way to happiness ..... happiness is the way!! ![]() |
prettyjulie: A fwend of mine complained to M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣ few days ago dat her guy never uses her pix for his dp on his bbm,she asked M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ ̶̷̩̥̊͡aτ̅ Τ̣̣̥hε̲̣̣̣̥ possible reason could be but Ȋ̝̊̅ couldnt answer,̶̷̩̥̊͡aτ̅ do Y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и̣̣̣̣̥ tink Ȋ̝̊̅§ the case here?Sweery julie.. so whats your number again? ![]() |
Uncanny Genius: If you want to whether a woman is beautiful or not. Take a look at a photo of when she was in her pre-teens and teens. If she was beautiful then she really is. But if she was the opposite, no cosmetics or cosmetic surgery can make her beautiful. I see many of these "beautiful babes" everyday. Unlike some stupid guys, I don't give them any attention.for me, its all about ther nyansh.. it must look sweet! ![]() |
[quote author=O.D.B.]Most ladies I have dated, first love to love me, then they begin to hate the fact that they love me and eventually they end up knowing they love to hate me. I have tried to understand why my relationships always goes bust and have been able to identify a resounding theme or argument that they all sing before they hit the hate mode. It's always ; "whenever will you grow up or be serious for once, I need a committing relationship"; which translates to marry me now or the "when are you going to start thinking and planning for the future", meaning when are you going to propose to me. Why am bringing this up now is because a quasi-relationship, I never knew was still on till last weekend when she "broke off" with me, had me re-evaluating every single B.S. relationship I have been in which is practically all the relationships I have been in. I met her sometime last year in a friend of friend's party and in my tipsy drunken haze I found her to be the most alluring woman ever and practically chased her round the party until she finally gave me her number. Fast forward two months later sometime early this year, I get a friend's request from her without me knowing who she was at first. I never called her after the party and she never got to get my number but she was able to track me down through her facebook suggestion feed. After some back and forth messaging on facebook we finally began talking by phone and eventually had a date. Now I have a very high success rate with dates and the rest was 3 mths of absolute hell. She practically wanted to remodel me into what she thinks a man should be. My easy going dress sense she wanted to add more swagg, formality and a sense of tradition meaning she wanted to see me in skinny jeans complete with nerd glasses, a 3-piece suit and a kaftan complete with every head gear from every geo-political zone. She also wanted to do the couple thing, not the go-out-on-dates-and-back-to-the-crib-and-phuck-thing but the actually boring stuff real couples do like attend weddings and funerals, house openings, child dedications and even attend church together. So after much pressure I decide to let have her way and agreed to attend a wedding with her. Now it took me all the will power not to buy the wedding attire for myself since there is no way You will ever make me wear a native attire. Not that I find anything wrong with native attires but I don't think it's me. So she suggested that I wear at least a suit. I own just one suit and it's not one of those Chinese cloned designer suits that you can buy in Lagos driveby shopping malls on third mainland bridge but an Armani, a very expensive Armani. I have only worn it once and I wore just the jacket on my favorite jeans. She hates that jeans. So come the wedding day and she decides to come over to my place rather that me come over and pick her, she did this to assess my outfit. We argued, fought and she tried manipulating me by crying her croc tears that I should at least go completely formal without the jeans. I stood my ground, hey it's not like am the one getting married? So we head to the venue and she tries as much as possible to highlight to me how every other guy is looking very formal. Half way into the wedding she asks me for the wedding present I was totally taken aback cos I never remember anyone asking me to buy a present but then it came back to me. One nite,2 weeks before the wedding day, while I tried to sleep off she starts suggesting possible gifts we may present to the couple. Seriously I never was comfortable presenting a couple's gift to a wedding couple with her but I was so tired from all the s@x and booze that I had no energy to argue with her. So she looks at me and says again;"where is the present? You did remember to get the present?" I said yep, it's in the car. So she says she will get it and I say no, let me get it, you just sit here with your friends and besides it's quite heavy. There was no present because I forgot to buy one, phuck that there is no present because I never even wanted to be here or any wedding involving her. But I knew she will be pissed so I had to formulate something, the venue was located far from any mall or market so I had to drive and very fast at that to the nearest mall, buy a microwave, gift wrap it at another shop since Emeka doesn't gift wrap sh1t and then drive back approximately 40km to hand over the gift. She grabbed it from me and presented it to the chief bride's maid and told her it was a food processor and the Bride's maid goes "ohh you mean the one that can do a 1000 things from making juice to steaming vegetables? let me see I've been looking for it since". She opened it and to both their amazement it was a microwave and I had to look very surprised as well. So we eventually ended up leaving and she isn't speaking to me on the way. About 5mins into our drive back my car begins to act funny, jerking and all that sh1t. It so happens my 60km high speed race to get a microwave totally guzzled up my fuel reserves. She says at that moment what is going on, don't tell me you forgot to buy fuel?". She gets out of the car and flags another car which was just coming from the wedding and leaves me in the middle of a deserted road with only returning wedding guest who probably must have noticed the sweaty guy in a black suit and a pair of dirty faded blue jeans. I spent the next 1hr getting fuel from a roadside fuel dealer and zoomed off to my normal life. She never contacted me till this Wednesday with the most annoying text asking "where are you?". I never answered it and she called several times to which i ignored it only for her to send a txt message saying "it's over". I replied with the best three words I could come up with at that moment; "Fine with me".[/quote]Bro are u related to REALITY101 and could u please summarize.. cheers! ((errmm Mr MOD sexxskillz, i simply asked him to summarize. its just a simple request!)) ![]() |
cindyrella: First spell my name correctly maybe you will stand a chance!Cingrella.. darlin there iz no need for attitude..please..chill out!! ![]() |
fados4sure: Please house, the big one has finally happen oh! i have successfully toast the sister i was telling you about few weeks back.. Please house, i humbly seek your advise on how i will build this relationship in fear and trembling holy an acceptable unto God and after the toasting, what next? Your humble opinion is highly needed to keep this relationship going so that i will not fail the way i have been failing in the past relationship...Next? Punny!! Thats the ultimate target (trusss me!) ![]() |
Icecold Don: As much as we love them,I can't help but wish at tyms God didn't bother with women cos oda than sex n procreation,there is SO much we would enjoy witout dem around e.ghuh? life without women?? you want men to turn ga;y? ![]() |
ladies i just broke up with a chick.. am free! ![]() |
ermm Mr MOD Sexxxskilzz..its just a constructive critisism to help u improve your powers. bro, By the way, how can i become a MOD? I need to show some people ![]() |
sorry am from London and am a vegetarian...we dont eat cow leg (no oofeinsese) ! ![]() |
Mr Honourable MOD Skills. No hard feelings for closiing my thread: ROMANCE SECTION SURVEY. Its ok if you cannot handle constructive critism but i guess with more experience like JAYBEE..you will improve. JAYBEE never acted like that but all you seem to do is bully the room. To be honest, I made my point and its all good but guess what though, Again I said, You cannot stand constructive critism on u so I expect u to either delete this post or your usual thingy....Ban me again. My advise to u: Constructive critism will help u. Anyways..I expect u as the delegated superman to do your thang now..... Bro, you take life too serious....the magic word for you: CHILL OUT!!! ((By the way, where is JayBee. I need to talk to him)) ![]() |
dont they normally divide the goats and cows in some part of nigeria? 50/50. well i read this somewher ![]() |
OK AGAIN!! i think some people are not gettin the question simply becoz they were raised in a village OR did not attennd private school...for the 4th time..the thread is about MOD,s. Are they too harsh on nairalanders? YESSS or NOOOOOO!!! (is engislh not you people,s first language?) ![]() |
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Ȋ̝̊̅ have noticed dat most nairalanders aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ often insulting posters or better still fault finders,some don't even contribute to wateva post dat has bin put up instead all D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do Ȋ̝̊̅§ find fault or insult people who have better things to say,it often scares pple away from bringing up a new post which Ȋ̝̊̅§ very unfair,Ȋ̝̊̅ wonder why it has to be so
