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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 9:37pm On Jun 20, 2012

cindyrella: For your mind abi??

MOD....pls BAN Cinderella for 3 days... all she does is cusss people angry

Romance › Re: Who Would You Like To Meet On Nairaland? by MrCork17: 9:33pm On Jun 20, 2012

Nayah: Oh I'm not, one day I'll visit Nigeria and maybe see you

huh? visit wher? 4get it. ... sweeery Come to London instead...Nayah will you be the Bandage on my injury? Moi Lovvy Qui u!! kiss

Romance › Re: At What Age Did You First Fall In Love?? by MrCork17: 9:28pm On Jun 20, 2012

12years old...i accidentally discovered booobsi milk. It waz looove at forst sight! tongue

Romance › Re: When Your Partner Has A Crush On A Celebrity by MrCork17: 9:20pm On Jun 20, 2012

cindyrella: My sister used to have this huge crush on van vicker, she loved watching his movies...

when ever we were watching any of his movies with her, I know it will take hours before it will finally end... due to the way she will pause and backward the movie..

Her husband will be so jealous that he will leave the house angrily

OK. so your sister has crush on Van Drivers? In Lagos? Ok am confused! undecided

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Romance › Re: When Your Partner Has A Crush On A Celebrity by MrCork17: 9:17pm On Jun 20, 2012

Mr Cork <<<<<< Looks like the fresh prince of Bell air(densil washington) wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 9:13pm On Jun 20, 2012

^^^MOD...please BAN Myndi. He always stress the chicks!! angry

Celebrities › Re: Drake's Bodyguards by MrCork17: 8:48pm On Jun 20, 2012

REALITY101: Drake is pussy without those big bleeps there No wonder he throws bottle at people in club

REALITY..ermm bro so you mean you didnt notice the fine sister in red mini skirt?... Do those men turn u on?? I mean this is a nice way actually (its just a question) undecided

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Romance › Re: Remodeling The Romance Section. by MrCork17: 7:09pm On Jun 20, 2012

well i still think chicks playin hard to get should be punished... 6 month ban. whats the point of toastin them? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 7:04pm On Jun 20, 2012

Sapphire86: Bros, no b sexskillz but SEX-KILLZ!!! I wonda y o??

who ask you?? looooong hissss!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 5:59pm On Jun 20, 2012

Sexxxskillz for president...sexxxskillz for president. Bro i owe u 5 nairaland chicks. Nice one!! wink

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Celebrities › Beyounce Escaped Amazing Car Crash In London by MrCork17(op): 6:31pm On Jun 18, 2012

Beyansi had an amazing escape when she heromatically opened her car door and dived out to escape accident by a London taxi. But the cab missed her by inches as it collided with the singer's Mercedes on the express way. The chick had set out for a romantic evening in London with her husband Jas Z.

Please read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/08/beyonce-narrowly-escapes-car-crash/

Cheers! undecided

Business › Re: Online Fright Forwarding by MrCork17: 6:14pm On Jun 18, 2012

Romance › Re: Who's That Nlander You've Secretly Had A Crush For And I Promise I Won't Tell by MrCork17: 1:05pm On Jun 18, 2012

I love Jesus angry

Romance › Re: What Does It Take To Be Romantic? by MrCork17: 12:56pm On Jun 18, 2012

egbeman1: Pls girls,tell me wat it takes to be romantic,especialy from the 1st date.
Pls give as many points as possible.

Avoid Speakin Pigin english usually helps!!! angry

Romance › Re: Who Would You Like To Meet On Nairaland? by MrCork17: 10:25am On Jun 18, 2012

Ok ladies. Please come get me but please be gentle.. cheers!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Question For Lady's, Only Genuie Answer Plz. by MrCork17: 11:40pm On Jun 17, 2012

[quote author=Joel.]I ve been carrying out research and studies on this.
now I think i ve to share this, i'll be needing an answer from the lady's in the house especially disvirgins and women who ve pass through baby delivery scene.

Now the things are, there are some excreta, when trying to this business (by way of passing them out), it won't come out and even if it does, it can only come out very slowly after a very hard push with strieght and might. Oh my God, just like that of an heavy duty job, and when it finally comes out' aah Gosh. So painful that even when it's out, one still feel some pain in the anus maybe through out that day, in some casesses especially for younger children it might happened to be some little blood stain in the exscreta.

Now my question is how does it feel when one is on a disvirgin process of penetration or when given birth? Is the pain more or less? And to what %. because the way little children ( girls nowadays) are given birth baleful or scare me. And also to take it lightly for some scaring screeming on penetration duty with girls, becos i am full of doubt if it's truely painful. Plz no insult just keep the commet coming positivly. Thanks[/quote]Now the things are, there are some excreta, when trying to this business (by way of passing them out), it won't come out and even if it does, it can only come out very slowly after a very hard push with strieght and might. Oh my God, just like that of an heavy duty job, and when it finally comes out' aah Gosh. So painful that even when it's out, one still feel some pain in the anus maybe through out that day, in some casesses especially for younger children it might happened to be some little blood stain in the exscreta.

Now my question is how does it feel when one is on a disvirgin process of penetration or when given birth? Is the pain more or less? And to what %. because the way little children ( girls nowadays) are given birth baleful or scare me. And also to take it lightly for some scaring screeming on penetration duty with girls, becos i am full of doubt if it's truely painful. Plz no insult just keep the commet coming positivly. Thanks[/quote]Bro I dont gerrrrit... is this your school homework? (no oofeinse)! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Where Iz Mrs Chima? by MrCork17(op): 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2012

where is Mrs Chima?? Did she change her name to: RealBitch?? OK, I admit, we miss her. wher she at? angry

Romance › Re: Who Would You Like To Meet On Nairaland? by MrCork17: 8:16pm On Jun 17, 2012

ijebabe: Go and milk ur t[i]i[/i]ts

Ijebe. sweeery Do you want to see something swell? All u need to say is: YES SIR!! wink

Romance › Re: Who Would You Like To Meet On Nairaland? by MrCork17: 7:16pm On Jun 17, 2012

ijebabe: I would like to meet OK2NV. The dude is nuts

Ijebe <<<< No taste.. undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies As Painters. by MrCork17: 7:13pm On Jun 17, 2012

radar5: We should be grateful to science and technology for some comforts of today.Lots of things have improved. But,it seems technology lives majorly for ladies. In their accessories you see wonders of civilisation.
I have particular interest in how they decorate their lips. You can't deny that some ladies paint deftly than Michiavelli. If you want good interior decor design,just ask a lady that if she wears multicoloured cloth,how would she paint her lips,then you would understand what I mean.
So guys how do you view it?If it fascinate you,what fascinate you,if it doesn't,why?
Share your view.

OK. so your wife is a painter... Congrats!! undecided

Romance › Re: Why Don't Guys Start Making Their Own Requests From Ladies too? by MrCork17: 6:59pm On Jun 17, 2012

Blackteeth: I don't know where and when an agreement was signed that ladies should be the only ones to tax guys finacially. Since there is no such agreement in place, my question is; why can't guys start taxing the ladies too? This has nothing to do with being a broke guy or not cos rich ladies also tax guys as well. There is no shame in begging ladies for gifts since ladies want to be treated as equals with guys, so let guys pass on some "guy" responsibilites to the ladies. My word for the guys is; Start making your own requests from ladies too, whether you are rich or broke. Tax her according to what you believe she can do. If she refuses to grant your request then use that as a reason to stop giving her the salaries she requests for, let them understand that guys hate stingy ladies too and we have needs too.

Bro, I we been requesting for punnnny for God knows how looooong!! angry

Romance › Re: To Do Things For A Healthy Relationship!! :) by MrCork17: 5:06pm On Jun 17, 2012

[quote author=Mynd-44]why don't you just go sit on your name like you always do[/quote]Myndi, bro, can you please remain focus on the thread and please do not derail. I have no clue what you plannin to sit on. undecided

Romance › Re: To Do Things For A Healthy Relationship!! :) by MrCork17: 4:50pm On Jun 17, 2012

[quote author=Mynd-44]Don't mind that dude called MYND_44[/quote]bro, so u think changing your name from Myndi to Mynd44 will make it sound Macho?? cheeeewwpid Donkey! undecided

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