Romance › Re: Is Hug Love? by MrCork3: 1:29pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
ermm Hug is Tappin Current!!  |
Nairaland General › Re: Bored! by MrCork3(op): 12:58pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Will try again:
A little boy saw a puppy. He went near it & touched it. Again he touch it & touched & again he touched but didnt use touch no light. 
What a touching story. 
At least am now smiling  |
Nairaland General › Re: Bored! by MrCork3(op): 12:52pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
AM SO BORED!!
ok, A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"
anyways, hope this helps  |
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You/people Find Funny/strange About You by MrCork3: 12:11pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
SaffyBaby: I've been told many times that I'm wierd , but I dnt think I'm wierd I'm just being me . Madam, so are u sayin u are a craze woman?  |
Romance › Re: What Should Your Loved One Do This Christmas? by MrCork3: 12:09pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
OK. whats with this Enugu question?  |
Celebrities › Re: Tuface And Annie's Daughter Turns 2 by MrCork3: 12:08pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
but why would they put crayon on her hair? is this a IBO fashion? (no ofeinse) |
Celebrities › Re: Tuface And Annie's Daughter Turns 2 by MrCork3: 12:05pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
san26dy: SHut up Mr COOOOOOOORK!!!!!!!!  Real ladys do not swaaar. I bet u dont even have man (no ofoeinse) |
Family › Re: Can You Slap Your Biological Mother For N9billion by MrCork3: 12:02pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
N9billion is probably about £80 in London  |
Nairaland General › Re: Bored! by MrCork3(op): 12:00pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Could u people be nice for once? cheers!  |
Family › Re: Can You Slap Your Biological Mother For N9billion by MrCork3: 11:29am On Dec 24, 2010 |
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Romance › Re: hmm by MrCork3: 11:28am On Dec 24, 2010 |
[quote author=Number_One link=topic=572610.msg7400843#msg7400843 date=1293184714]@freecocoa, pls with this state of mind DO NOT get married cos you're going to ruin your marriage. My advice, go and see a shrink cos this is a psychological problem. If you are serious about forgetting this dude (that doesn't love you), write down all the bad things he did to you (surely he wasn't perfect like me) and paste next to your mirror. Within a month if you're serious he'll be history.[/quote] Bro the chick is goin through a swagmolinick period right now. she needs a man, quick!  |
Business › Re: Wema Bank Nigeria To Close 17 Branches. by MrCork3: 11:13am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Mr Cork <<<<< 17inches  |
Family › Re: Can You Slap Your Biological Mother For N9billion by MrCork3: 11:00am On Dec 24, 2010 |
with pleasure!  |
Nairaland General › Bored! by MrCork3(op): 10:46am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Please advise & please be nice  |
Romance › Re: Can You Marry From Another Tribe? by MrCork3: 10:36am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Punnny are all the same in the dark, YES !!! |
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Grew Up In Mushin Put Your Hands Up. by MrCork3: 9:19am On Dec 24, 2010 |
sorry, I am a Butter!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Moaning For What U Need by MrCork3: 9:16am On Dec 24, 2010 |
shakara4u: A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" Bro, u shuld SLAP yo sef 12 times for that joke!!  |
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Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima- Her Story (touching) by MrCork3: 9:01am On Dec 24, 2010 |
A little boy saw a puppiy. He went near it & touch it. Again he touch it and again he touched. What a touching story. duh  |
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Her? by MrCork3: 8:57am On Dec 24, 2010 |
alisigwe: Pls ya'll,i v been seeing dis gurl 4 two yrs nw,she's 22 while am a yr older dan her but it seems my lov 4 here is fastly depreciating. Sincerely,4rm d very 4st day, i never really lvd her dat much,she 4cd her self on me and i accepted kuz then i needed a s&x mate,that was when i left ma family home to try being on ma own but to mak tins worse d sex never kame,she passes a lotta nits in ma house wivout me getting to penetrate,even thu she blows me,lets me handle her till my hands hurt still s&x wasn't koming. While she's really nice to me,nt expensive,does a lotta stuffs 4 me like the time she kalld ma dad when we were having problems,she also helped my fmily when we were looking 4 smeone to manage d shp while i continue ma schooling she conviced her cousin to serve my pop while am off,despit all dis i still feel lik i deserv mre,i feel lik she prbly needs a break kuz she's takng me too serious.also she turns dwn other men and swears mst times wiv her life that she dosen't see any other me,yet i want to explore other possibilities dats why i keep asking her what she really wants 4rm me?i dnt really tink i really deserve d adoration she's pouring n me,how do i let her go wivout hurting her? i hate to see her suffer kuz i feel lik i owe a lot to her. STORY!! _ bro just pass her to me! |
Nairaland General › Re: LAGOSBOY IS 2010 ISLAMIC SECTION POSTER OF THE YEAR by MrCork3: 8:55am On Dec 24, 2010 |
MOhhhhamed  |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cheated? by MrCork3: 8:51am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Cheated? not really  |
Celebrities › Re: P-square, 2face, Mo' Cheddah Emerge As Winners At The 2010 Mtv Mamas! by MrCork3: 8:50am On Dec 24, 2010 |
how much do they sell there casssetes?  |
Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Not A Glo Ambassador' Glo Management by MrCork3: 8:48am On Dec 24, 2010 |
I guess IBO people in the planet will now be celebrating simply becoz one IBO boy is now the ambassador for hair products  |
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Celebrities › Re: Who Says 9ice Has No Dress Sense? by MrCork3: 8:42am On Dec 24, 2010 |
am suprise the IBO boy is not even wearing lip stick |
Celebrities › Re: Who Says 9ice Has No Dress Sense? by MrCork3: 8:41am On Dec 24, 2010 |
I guess theise is how they dress in Nigeria  |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Courtship Is Not Scriptural;its A Sin! by MrCork3: 8:38am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Poster, so are u sayin eatin punnny is a sin?  |
Romance › Re: hmm by MrCork3: 8:36am On Dec 24, 2010 |
freecocoa: I'm not looking for a man but how to love another,learn how to read. arhha, now she wants to learn to read & right  |
Romance › Re: Why Do You Want To Get Married? by MrCork3: 8:33am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Cant stand kids, i swaaar. thery loook like rabbbits out of control  |
Romance › Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by MrCork3: 8:32am On Dec 24, 2010 |
so u tryin to say Mrs Eve is a albino witch?  |