Crime › Re: Woman Caught With Narcotics Stuffed In Private Part by MrCrackles(m): 4:08pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Enjoyment1: . I was taken to Osun State where they forced me to take an oath while standing on two eggs and holding a calabash. The following day I was taken to a hotel near Obalende in Lagos where they gave me the drugs. Swallowing the drugs was the most difficult task for me. This is my first time and I saw hell. All that I could take was 50 wraps. The man was angry with me that I was a waste. WTF  An adult fella standing on two eggs  Some David Blaine shit right there. . . 
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Sports › Re: Fifa U-20 World Cup Egypt 2009- The Official Thread! by MrCrackles(m): 4:02pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Can someone please tell Dayokanu to shut the flying fuc.k up! Is that confused fella from Germany or what  |
Nairaland General › Re: Odd Nairaland Usernames by MrCrackles(m): 2:46pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
busybody20: MrCrackles  How is my username odd  U must be having a kangaroo!  |
Forum Games › Re: Ma Chat Room by MrCrackles(m): 2:40pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
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Phones › Re: Factory Worker Commits Suicide Over Missing Iphone Prototype by MrCrackles(m): 2:40pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Tragic. . . .  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by MrCrackles(m): 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
^ So what Dont get carried away, Tottenham will be back where they rightfully belong soon. . . Relegation strugglers or UEFA Cup contenders. . .The choice is yours!  |
Politics › Re: 7 Northern States Spent One Billion Naira(1,000,000,000) For Ramadan Feeding. by MrCrackles(m): 12:27pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
So what is the big deal in spending money on feeding during Ramadan? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 12:26pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
NewsOfTheWorld: Manchester United midfielder Owen Hargreaves has been warned by specialist knee surgeon Dr Richard Steadman that he may never recover from the tendinitis that has kept him out of action for a year  |
Sports › Re: Fifa Under -17 Tournament : Latest From Nigeria And Around The World by MrCrackles(op): 12:21pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Shola2009: lol, is that really true??  My friend it is true ooooo. . . .  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by MrCrackles(m): 12:19pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Good win yesterday. . . Vito Mannone was excellent and the rest of the team had to dig in deep, which we did. . . . Keep the winning run on boys Love you Gunners. . . Gooner '85 |
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Now Nafdac Ambassador by MrCrackles(m): 12:13pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Who bloody cares if Tuface is the new HIV ambassador! Pssssf! |
Celebrities › Re: Liz Benson's Wedding Photos by MrCrackles(m): 2:27am On Sep 27, 2009 |
That women up in that piccy dont look 40 to me. . . . . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wigan Athletic (3) V Chelsea (1) , On Saturday Sat, Septenber 26 2009 by MrCrackles(m): 2:16am On Sep 27, 2009 |
mukina2: good part is cashley got crocked   |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wigan Athletic (3) V Chelsea (1) , On Saturday Sat, Septenber 26 2009 by MrCrackles(m): 2:10am On Sep 27, 2009 |
When i was laughing in Makurdi on page one of this thread. . .People didnt know i saw defeat for the chavs. . . Now ya know Wallow in the defeat ya chels-cumbags!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity Is Wicked Rubbish by MrCrackles(m): 11:21am On Sep 26, 2009 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wigan Athletic (3) V Chelsea (1) , On Saturday Sat, Septenber 26 2009 by MrCrackles(m): 11:17am On Sep 26, 2009 |
OMO IBO: I love wigan and their manager but i think this will be another stroll in the park for The Blues You either love and support Wigan or Chelsea dude!  |
Business › Re: I Have N50000 And I Dont Know What I Can Use It For In Nigeria by MrCrackles(m): 11:15am On Sep 26, 2009 |
legzyrals: Please advice me on a nice business that can yield the sum of the starting money within three months Invest in coffin making business. . . A lot of people are dying nowadays Demand and price for coffins has rocketed! Goodluck |
Politics › Re: Please Nigerians - Pay Your Taxes by MrCrackles(m): 11:12am On Sep 26, 2009 |
When i dont even live in Nigeria. . . . Even if i do, i wont pay nada. . . Hopeless country!  |
Politics › Re: Yaradua Should Resign With Immediat Effect! by MrCrackles(m): 11:08am On Sep 26, 2009 |
Poster YaRAdua resign? He might have to die first then someone prolly sign the resignation letter on his behalf. . . . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wigan Athletic (3) V Chelsea (1) , On Saturday Sat, Septenber 26 2009 by MrCrackles(m): 10:58am On Sep 26, 2009 |
chelseabmw: chelsea winning by 2=0, I just watched it in my dream just now, I laugh in Makurdi. . .  |
Sports › Re: Fifa Under -17 Tournament : Latest From Nigeria And Around The World by MrCrackles(op): 12:48am On Sep 26, 2009 |
asha 80: Why do we always strive to disgrace ourselves.Training pitch no grass  Doping room=Detention center  It is some serious ish isnt it  |
Politics › Re: Finally Sony Apologise To Nigeria (but Rejected) by MrCrackles(m): 9:50pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
rhymz: @Kosovo,may Amadioha strike U with tripplet of bush babies,facking genetic garbage like U trying to talk shit.What Ve U done for this country than sit down and criticize,stupid nitwit that talks without the aid of his brains,U better crawl back to the gutter U strolled out from,facking sell-out.  |
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Business › Re: Another Scam Alert!: Plz Take Notice. by MrCrackles(m): 9:47pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
unclejojo: Na wao!!!,Only God go save us from us, Very funny. . . Are you not one of them?  |
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Sports › Re: Fifa Under -17 Tournament : Latest From Nigeria And Around The World by MrCrackles(op): 9:42pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
ayusman16: I support. We seems not to be ready for anything in this country yet we get upset when outsiders tarnish our already deplorable image. It is pathetic that we cannot host a simple competition at that level. Poor us. My brother i tire o. . . Disgraceful!  |
Music/Radio › Re: NEW DR DRE TUTORIALS-FRUITY LOOPS-Ofoka Teaches Nigerians How To Make Beats by MrCrackles(m): 9:41pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
babaearly: Hey Fuckersibe ive been trying to find your step by step guide but all i see is links to stolen or downloaded, and wack beat links. Why dont u put up pictures of the beat patterns, piano rolls, the vst's, Etc. You dont even talk of fundamentals like compressing beats, layering, frequency regulation, back beats etc. D fool is just showing off.  |
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Christianity Etc › Re: How Do U Tell Ur Church Member U Are In Luv Wit Her. by MrCrackles(m): 9:38pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
KunleOshob: Are you for real tell your pastor before you toast a girl you must be kidding me right  Top grade madness. . . .  Some gullible folks will soon start telling pastors if they want to have a shit! |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do U Tell Ur Church Member U Are In Luv Wit Her. by MrCrackles(m): 9:37pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
Grab the mic from your pastor during a sunday service and declare your love in front of the whole congregation. . . Alternatively, invite her to your house for bible studies and open a packet of gold circle. . . Good luck! |
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Sports › Re: Should Amodu And The Nff Members Be Jailed by MrCrackles(m): 9:30pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
Who gives a fuc.k about Amodu. . . . Clueless mofo employed by an hopeless national football association managing a buncha underperforming retards! Wankers!!!!
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