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FamilyRe: Can You Disclose Your Salary To Your Spouse? by MrCrackles(m): 4:05am On Sep 03, 2009
chiogo:
Of course, he should know and vice-versa.
Hummm. . .That easy Chiogo shocked wink
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 4:04am On Sep 03, 2009
This thread is the funniest on NL so far this year
Some nicknames right up there i dont even understand, trying to pronunce it alone had me in bloody stitches! grin grin grin grin grin
I am flat out laughing like a mad fella! grin cheesy
Berbatov, Drogba, Luiz Ronaldo, Crouchie, Clichy, Anelka, Sagna, Essien and Zidane all have some funny ass nicknames naija stylee!
PoliticsRe: Its Official: Nigeria's 1st Direct Link To Alqaeda & Osama Bin Laden by MrCrackles(m): 3:55am On Sep 03, 2009
Topic
Kai. . . This people don go far o. . . . shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Can You Disclose Your Salary To Your Spouse? by MrCrackles(m): 6:56pm On Sep 02, 2009
Yes kini big deal. . . cool
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 6:50pm On Sep 02, 2009
bandely:
Anelka                  Alhaji, Adebibu  shocked, Nneka
Drogba                 Aderogba, Baba don show, Deedee, Double D, DSquare
Joe Cole               Osejoko
Alex                      Aleshiloye
Lampard               Tulampa
Terry                    Olori Oko, Double Chief
Essien                  I work pass my money, Afamaco, Esanyen
Malouda               Malu
Rooney                 Wazza
Berbetov               Mamatov
Van der ser         Van der save
Nani                       Nanny
Scholes                Oracle
Ferdinand            Igbo  
Fabregas             Fabrepass
Asharvin               Assassin
Clichy                    Kelechi
Alumunia              Aluminium
Van Persie           V.P, Van pepper
Gerrard                General
Skrtel                   Shekete
Dossena              Extra tyre
Crouch                Ogologo, pole
Pizzaro                Woman Wrapper, Model
Shevchenko        Baba Iyabo, Pensioner
Ronaldinho          Eyin
Messi                   Messi boque, merciless
C. Ronaldo           Ororo
Shawn Wright Philips        Tambolo
temmytanny:
NASRI - NOSIRU
MALOUDA- MALU DA
MARK FISH- EJA
RONADINHO-EYIN LOMO
GALLAS- GALA
SAGNA - CHUKKY
CLICHY - KILISHI
WALCOT - BRT
JACK WILSHERE - WHEEL CHAIR
TERRY - TERROR
DIABY - DIABOLIC
ROONEY - AGBERO
ESSIEN -MAMA I WON GO DIE
MIKEL - CHUKKY
ROBINHO - ROBO
GERRAD- CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
WENGER - VULTURE
CROUCH - OPATOLA
DEFOE - RABBIT
SWP- OKERE
LENNON-SQUIRREL
ARSHAVIN - ASSASIN,AK47,RUSSIAN ROULETE,RARA(DWARF)
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Deadout
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 6:49pm On Sep 02, 2009
FAIDATH:
DROGBA-ADEROGBA
RONALDO- EYINLABI
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FashionRe: ~ Favourite New Buys . . What's Yours ? ~ by MrCrackles(m): 6:29pm On Sep 02, 2009
tboy1:
2 kidrobot tshirts
1 rowdy collection rugby short sleeve top
2 rowdy collection tshirts
Rowdy collection tshirts are nice. . wink
SportsRe: Tennis: US Open 2009 by MrCrackles(m): 4:23pm On Sep 02, 2009
JeSoul:
I hope the opposite . . . we need some drama in these early rounds smiley
Nah. . . .
grin
PoliticsRe: Sanusi's Dirty Deals As First Bank Md by MrCrackles(m): 4:22pm On Sep 02, 2009
Nezan:
is it the E.D.(risk management) that grant loans at first bank? Your topic is misleading, it says sanusi grants loans as first bank M.D. while you go ahead to write that he granted loans as E.D.(risk management) . . . . . bunch of liars
I wonder. . . .
PoliticsRe: Ekiti To Build International Airport by MrCrackles(m): 4:14pm On Sep 02, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:
I don't know why they didn't include MR Biggs in that list. How viable will a photolab shop be in the next 6 years when people use digital cameras to snap and print at home?. Very soon, Ekiti citizens will discover they don't need a photolab anymore.
grin cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by MrCrackles(m): 4:06pm On Sep 02, 2009
tubabie:
am serious here brashy, dont lemme break your fast o tongue
wink
PoliticsRe: Aondoakaa Stalls Prosecution Of Bank Ceo's by MrCrackles(m): 4:02pm On Sep 02, 2009
Dis Guy:
he is about to be replaced!
Seriously - shocked shocked huh
Source please
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by MrCrackles(m): 3:48pm On Sep 02, 2009
tubabie:
Dear God, can I praise you enough?
No you cant praise me enough my daughter! tongue wink
PoliticsRe: Sanusi's Dirty Deals As First Bank Md by MrCrackles(m): 3:47pm On Sep 02, 2009
qblaze:
This nonsense should not distract us from the fact that Sanusi has done the right thing much to the chagrin of Akingbola's supporters such as the clueless PapaBrowne.
Spot on. . . .
I see PapaBrowne as just another hater. . .
In as much as i dont know a lot about the Dele Olojede loan situ., it is not rocket science for someone to arrive at a conclusion that the story is dodgy!
SportsRe: Tennis: US Open 2009 by MrCrackles(m): 3:44pm On Sep 02, 2009
Gasquet reminds me of GASKET! grin
I see Nadal sweeping Gasquet aside easily based on current form. . . .
FashionRe: ~ Favourite New Buys . . What's Yours ? ~ by MrCrackles(m): 3:42pm On Sep 02, 2009
OMO IBO:
you got taste hombre
Bruv thanks. . . How naw wink
FoodRe: What Do You Feel Like Eating And Drink Right Now? by MrCrackles(m): 3:34pm On Sep 02, 2009
Nothing!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Study In Usa, Uk, Malaysia And Australia At Affordable Rate by MrCrackles(m): 3:29pm On Sep 02, 2009
meetpres:
If you want to study and the same time work Or you are a good footballer Male Or Female, then you are wanted in Canada now.
You are a bloody liar. . .An all day thief!

meetpres:
This a break through for Nigerians now who want to go to abroad. The payment the agent is collecting here is N150,000 (one hundred and fifty thousand naira), they will pay the remaining payment for you including your Tickets and Viser fees all you need to bring is your international passport with your N150,000, and yellow card too.
WTF is yellow card? You are a bloody nut job. . . .
150K to feed you and your bloody scamming network right?
You must be out of your head!

meetpres:
Make sure your international passport is the new type e-passport. After you get to canada the money they used in bringing you to canada will be deducted, then the rest will be payment will be for you.
you don't need a TOFL if you want to study and work.
You even have the guts to demand the new type e-passport? Are you mad?
You know you are a lying vagabond. . .U cant help in anyway, you only want to defraud unsuspecting forumites. . .
Or am i wrong?

meetpres:
Right now they need 2000 people and i am in it, i want to shear it to you
Bleating fraudster, what is needed is you and your fellow scammers. . .
And guess where they need you lot, inside hell fire where the fire is burning with the largest intensity!
They dont need 2000 people, they need bloody scammers like you to teach a lesson

meetpres:
To give you this link you pay 10,000 naira if you don't believe me come to my house at
if you want to come to my house text me first
230 Ojo igbede road,
Ajangbadi Ojo
Lagos
If you come ask of Precious Jonah or Lord P
Trust me after my post here, no one will come to your house
Try another move, you have been busted
When will people like you stop being deceptive?
Will you get the hell out of that cybercafe before thunder strike you dead violently
All the fraudsters of this world, may you all never know peace. . . . .
You wont make anymore dime from fraud again trust me, turn a new leaf or be prepared to rot in hell with satan!
OLE! angry
FashionRe: ~ Favourite New Buys . . What's Yours ? ~ by MrCrackles(m): 3:15pm On Sep 02, 2009
Charles Tyrwhitt Blue Black label Suit
TPink Pale Blue with Faded Green Stripe shirt
TPinkCufflinks. . . .The smart section of da wardrobe needed it!
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 3:09pm On Sep 02, 2009
Topic
Wayne Routledge - One base
Steve McManaman - Macca
J Pantsil - Pant Stain shocked grin
Peter Crouch - Bean Pole
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 3:06pm On Sep 02, 2009
maballack:
Van Nilsteroy, Rudd Boy
Vermaleen, Garmalin
Van Persie, Van pe pe
[b]Adebayor, Togonator[/b]Drogba, Draw Back
shocked grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Ekiti To Build International Airport by MrCrackles(m): 2:12pm On Sep 02, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:
Just remove those photo companies from the list. I prefer to group them together with provision stores/supermarkets.
Exactly what i was thinking. . .
Photoshops and photolabs are not any different from roadside supermarkets and provision stores! grin cheesy grin
BusinessRe: Sanusi Canvasses Islamic Banking by MrCrackles(m): 12:23pm On Sep 02, 2009
Xavier
But come what is your beef with everything related to Sanusi huh grin
PoliticsRe: The Worst Governor During Obasanjo Regime by MrCrackles(m): 12:20pm On Sep 02, 2009
Virtually all of them were piss fucking poor. . .
Buncha born bastards! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by MrCrackles(m): 11:41am On Sep 02, 2009
BinghiNya:
Mccrackles the man with a cracked brain.
Yes i am barking my findings. I will always whip you anytime anywhere cos i knowit better then you are. bring it on batty boy. Make your cohorts ban this name again another id is in the background a la pipelining. grin
Whip who? U must be insane and i gotta a cure for it!
U dont want it with this top boy, Brashy. . .
Who gives a flying sauce if your username was banned, aint never been and will never be any of my bizzle. . .
Uz paperweight compared to retards and morons i deal wiv around here
A shame u wont be getting more smacks and slaps, this dude has changed! wink
Keep your barking hustle on, but be warned, only bark when it is necessary!
Freckled gnome! cool
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 11:32am On Sep 02, 2009
asha 80:
Mr crackles
U don they learn bad things angry tongue cool
Abi, wetin man go do. . .  grin

Topic
Rashidi Yekini - BABA/Grandfather
shocked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by MrCrackles(m): 10:37am On Sep 02, 2009
BinghiNya:
Most gayners are suffering from grand delusion. Without Toure,Adebayor, Barry and Lescott they were raped 3-0 at the iy of manchester stadium. Now they have added to the ranks of the arabs how they will survive still remains a mystery.
City 4 Arsenal 1
Utd 3 City 1
Totenham 1 United 3
Haa, the resident rabid dog barking again!
I laugh in Tokyo! grin
PoliticsRe: Sanusi's Dirty Deals As First Bank Md by MrCrackles(m): 10:21am On Sep 02, 2009
funkybaby:
This is nothing but a whole bunch of lies aimed at discrediting:[/b]1. sanusi lamido
2. dele olojede
3. next newspapers
And the source of these lies  [b]''The times of nigeria''

pure junk !!!!
I kinna fuc.ks wid the highlighted bits above. . .
Haters, move over! grin
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 10:15am On Sep 02, 2009
zako:
Hi guys am fm nipoly is there a place where i can do my siwes dat i wil b having pay
Are you suffering from river blindness? angry
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 10:14am On Sep 02, 2009
Phony200:
Kaka - Kaka Morufu
C Ronaldo - C Okada
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ekiti To Build International Airport by MrCrackles(m): 11:11pm On Sep 01, 2009
Beaf:
Who do they want to build the airport for? The goats running rampant across its vast rural areas?

There is no section on economics shocked in the Ekiti article on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekiti_State. The state is not even economically viable.
This is what is listed under "industries" at http://www.ekiti.com/AboutEkiti/industries.htm:

Public companies:
O'dua Textile Mills, Ado-Ekiti
Ire Burnt Bricks Works, Ire-Ekiti
Road Materials and Construction Company(ROMACCO),Igbemo-Ekiti
Ekiti Kete Mass Transit Company Ltd; Okeyinmo, Ado-Ekiti

Private Companies:
Adegbemile Food Industries, Oye-Ekiti
Omolayo Standard Press Limited, Ado-Ekiti
Little by Little Photo Industries Limited, Ado-Ekiti
Celtic Company LImited, Ilawe-Ekiti
Petadel Soap Industry, Igbara-Odo-Ekiti
Onward Vegetable Oil Industry, Ikere-Ekiti
Alade Colour Photo Laboratory, Ajilosun Street, Ado Ekiti
Eagle Photos, Fajuyi Square, Ado-Ekiti
Damn!
Gbam! grin

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