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SportsRe: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by MrCrackles(op): 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2009
Native doctors are gonna be ever so busy now. . . . .
I see this avenue as the only way out for age cheats. . . . . . . . . . .
We just want fairplay in sports at the end of the day, Nigeria and other cheating countries should bloody stop it! angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2009
I still dont understand why we are freaking out about Manchester City
I think it is too early. . . . .They can assemble all the stars, but how many will stay fit? How will they gel as a team?
How long will it take to bed them all in?
It wont be an overnight success. . . . .
Fingers crossed, but i am not shaken or losing sleep. . . .The flair and quality is at Arsenal
We just need to push for a trophy and dont worry about who finish behind us
If we can stiffle the top three sides, and pick up maximum points where we need to, the trophy cabinet at the Emirates will be fresh!
DONT PANIC GUNNERS - CITEH AINT NO THREAT!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 9:01pm On Jul 18, 2009
kay_pumpin:
The money made from Ade's sale will mean nothinf if it is not re-invested.
Wenger better go get us the much needed CM if he doesnt want fans booing him at the Emirate. angry
I wish Ade well and hope he keeps tormenting the Spuds. tongue
I dont think the whole Ade money will be spent but i am confident we will spend a tidy chunk of it. . . . .  grin
Now we need a CF and an holding midfielder who is ready to get crunching tackles. . . . tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2009
nateevs:
Here we go again . . . All over again.
2-2
Will you shut the fuc.k up! tongue
It's only a preseason game!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2009
debosky:
They still have at least 3 white players.  grin
Charles scores an equaliser and proceeds to dance like Eboue.  grin
Emmanuel-Thomas almost scores!
Yes ooo. . . . . .Gary Breen and Paul Furlong still going! grin
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by MrCrackles(m): 4:30pm On Jul 18, 2009
Missy B:
Been on high mountains and low valleys searching for You darl. grin
How You dey? kiss

Topic: Passing and singing Willie Nelson's ''You're always ON MY MIND'' kiss kiss
M very good and right here senorita. . . .Thanks!
Just aint seen u for a min and u got me all worried. . . .
Good to c u arnd! kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2009
Barnet FC should be renamed NEGRO UNITED FC grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by MrCrackles(op): 4:18pm On Jul 18, 2009
My luv!:
chei! All dis thingz wey una dey yarn dey pain me o! cos I jst dey strategise on how man utd go tak sign moi as a 14yrs youngster.
Abeg, any fifa agent around? Is 'ere any way things can be maneouvered huh huhu know now cry cry (Geez,i 4got i'm in Naija)
Ur own don finish be that. . . . . grin
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by MrCrackles(m): 4:16pm On Jul 18, 2009
Missy B:
Somethin' fell into Your eyes? You need a kiss to get the substance out? cheesy
Where av u been? shocked shocked angry
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by MrCrackles(m): 4:13pm On Jul 18, 2009
Missy B:
You is who please? tongue
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 4:10pm On Jul 18, 2009
dyabman:
is obertan dat worst
I wont say Obertan is crap but he's WIP! tongue
What a name though - grin - OBERTAN shocked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 3:56pm On Jul 18, 2009
mukina2:
let him play big teams and score goals first grin grin
Abi. . .
Most importantly let him do it consistently. . . . cheesy
Like OBERTAN shocked grin He will land on the physio's/team doctor's sick bed soon! tongue
Useless buncha OBERTANS! grin
FamilyRe: Marriage Is It A Church Or Family Affair by MrCrackles(m): 3:29pm On Jul 18, 2009
All i know is the church cant run things for me NOR the family. . . . .
I decide the church's level of involvement in my own marriage IF AT ALL they will ever get involved!! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 3:16pm On Jul 18, 2009
presido1:
As it was in the beginning so shall it be till the end grin grin
Fingers crossed. . . . . grin
EducationRe: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 3:01pm On Jul 18, 2009
kaycast:
You and your school are a fucking joke!

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Na wa ooo. . . . All of una dey craze!
Houdegbe is a carpentry and hairdressing university!

You must be mad, a witless vagabond!. . . .
If you start with me, i will alienate you from NL, i know Seun wont be happy but i will do what i gotta do


well got ur message, its so bad for us Nigerians to always fight each other, if this is a way of expression, then i tell you its terrible, all the same maybe you diddnt just find the right words please do next time. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Ok knock it off. . . .
Enjoy wink
EducationRe: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 2:42pm On Jul 18, 2009
kaycast:
[color=#990000][b]This is so unfair because you are mr what so what?does that give you the license to insult people GET A GRIPP
You even sound like you want to fight, its a sorry matter what do we have to teach the next generation?
whether or not ure famous that dosent give you the right to insult or abuse people, or naira land should tell us if some so called people are above the LAW, yes the law, these are the current problems of Nigeria and this generation will do a good job of weding it out
in case you dont know who you are talking to maake your search well.

Look i am not here to attack or insult you, all i expressed was my opinion of the university and you took it the wrong way.  . . . . .
We cant all have the same opinions and views
Get a life!
EducationRe: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 2:28pm On Jul 18, 2009
kaycast:
@crack i dont think you have read the requirements of posting in this place, well guess you are browsing from alaba market.
You must be mad, a witless vagabond!. . . .
If you start with me, i will alienate you from NL, i know Seun wont be happy but i will do what i gotta do
EducationRe: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 1:51pm On Jul 18, 2009
Na wa ooo. . . . All of una dey craze! grin
Houdegbe is a carpentry and hairdressing university!
tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 12:45pm On Jul 18, 2009
presido1:
Owen On fire.
On what fire? grin
It's only a preseason game. . . . .dont get carried away! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Abuzola So So Ignorant by MrCrackles(m): 12:27pm On Jul 18, 2009
Topic

Is he? huh
EducationRe: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 11:22am On Jul 18, 2009
Poster
You and your school are a fucking joke!
Christianity EtcRe: Did Jesus And The Apostles Paid Tithe? by MrCrackles(m): 11:16am On Jul 18, 2009
Topic
I wasnt around during at the time. . . .
PoliticsRe: Aloy Emeka Real Name Is Chuck Odili by MrCrackles(m): 10:43am On Jul 18, 2009
presido1:
That woman is a Ghanian Movie actor naw. How can she be Tpia.?
It has to be TILAPIA AKA TPIA! grin
Music/RadioRe: Alex O's New Single For Free Download! by MrCrackles(m): 10:41am On Jul 18, 2009
oyinda.:
his name sounds very familiar. like some musician i had a crush on as a young child.
shocked
BusinessRe: How Can I Start A Business With N10k by MrCrackles(m): 10:37am On Jul 18, 2009
ifyalways:
Making popcorn.
sselling pure water,minerals and small chops.
Selling Gala
Selling Pirated CD's!
GBAM!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aa Sisters, Cool Down For Jesus! by MrCrackles(m): 10:33am On Jul 18, 2009
What a senseless thread. . . . . . .
PoliticsRe: CIA Brought Me To Power - Charles Taylor by MrCrackles(m): 10:28am On Jul 18, 2009
Charles Taylor should shut the fuc.k up! angry
RomanceRe: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by MrCrackles(m): 10:16am On Jul 18, 2009
Whoever gets there first! tongue
PoliticsRe: Aloy Emeka Real Name Is Chuck Odili by MrCrackles(m): 10:06am On Jul 18, 2009
shocked shocked grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by MrCrackles(op): 9:53am On Jul 18, 2009
Beaf:
The toad does not jump in daylight for no reason. UN must age test the boys. angry

9ja's arse was opened by the strange saga of Philip Osondu.
If you remember Osundu, he was of tiny stature, boyish; although his elbows and jawline were of manly proportions.

As it happens, some time after his exploits at FIFA U-16 World Championship, he was scouted for a bright career in Europe.

Europeans being what they are and wanting the most out of their investment, immediately commenced feeding Osondu beaf and beans. . . Various proteins. They pumped the "boy" with nutrients and vitamins, tried stretch exercises. . . Everything! Still the "child" refused to grow! shocked shocked shocked

Being a bit perplexed by this, the 14 year old was handed to doctors, who were immediately alarmed that he might have bone cancer. But on closer examination, it was discovered that his bone density was wrong. Out of curiousity, they age tested him. . . Test said 42! shocked shocked shocked

Being oyimbo, they felt something had to be wrong, so they sent for his passport, thinking they could look up his medical records on computer. The passport didn't look too right and sharp eyes soon noticed the Tip-Ex. Jesu! So they scraped the Tip-Ex off only to discover that the name on the passport was originally Musa Gwadabe. Thinking there must be an error somewhere, they sent for his birth certificate. Tip-Ex! The original name on the birth certificate was Wasiu Fadipe. Beans Burn!

That was the end of Osondu.

To show how oyimbo no de take their tin play, you can search for Osondu from now till tomorrow on FIFA's website (yes FIFA), no show! http://www.fifa.com/index.html
Search google for his picture no show. The only consolation is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1987_FIFA_U-16_World_Championship#Top_Goalscorers

9ja has learnt. No smoke without fire.
Ol'boy for real? shocked shocked shocked grin
FoodRe: Is It Only Me? I Don't Find Western Food Tasty by MrCrackles(m): 11:50pm On Jul 17, 2009
How can a bush girl feel western food
Carry on eating your garri and apku. . . . . tongue

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