Sports › Re: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by MrCrackles(op): 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
Native doctors are gonna be ever so busy now. . . . . I see this avenue as the only way out for age cheats. . . . . . . . . . . We just want fairplay in sports at the end of the day, Nigeria and other cheating countries should bloody stop it!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
I still dont understand why we are freaking out about Manchester City I think it is too early. . . . .They can assemble all the stars, but how many will stay fit? How will they gel as a team? How long will it take to bed them all in? It wont be an overnight success. . . . . Fingers crossed, but i am not shaken or losing sleep. . . .The flair and quality is at Arsenal We just need to push for a trophy and dont worry about who finish behind us If we can stiffle the top three sides, and pick up maximum points where we need to, the trophy cabinet at the Emirates will be fresh! DONT PANIC GUNNERS - CITEH AINT NO THREAT! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 9:01pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
kay_pumpin: The money made from Ade's sale will mean nothinf if it is not re-invested. Wenger better go get us the much needed CM if he doesnt want fans booing him at the Emirate.  I wish Ade well and hope he keeps tormenting the Spuds.  I dont think the whole Ade money will be spent but i am confident we will spend a tidy chunk of it. . . . .  Now we need a CF and an holding midfielder who is ready to get crunching tackles. . . .  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
nateevs: Here we go again . . . All over again. 2-2 Will you shut the fuc.k up!  It's only a preseason game! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
debosky: They still have at least 3 white players.  Charles scores an equaliser and proceeds to dance like Eboue.  Emmanuel-Thomas almost scores! Yes ooo. . . . . .Gary Breen and Paul Furlong still going!  |
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by MrCrackles(m): 4:30pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
Missy B: Been on high mountains and low valleys searching for You darl.  How You dey? 
Topic: Passing and singing Willie Nelson's ''You're always ON MY MIND''  M very good and right here senorita. . . .Thanks! Just aint seen u for a min and u got me all worried. . . . Good to c u arnd!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by MrCrackles(m): 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
Barnet FC should be renamed NEGRO UNITED FC  |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by MrCrackles(op): 4:18pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
My luv!: chei! All dis thingz wey una dey yarn dey pain me o! cos I jst dey strategise on how man utd go tak sign moi as a 14yrs youngster. Abeg, any fifa agent around? Is 'ere any way things can be maneouvered u know now (Geez,i 4got i'm in Naija) Ur own don finish be that. . . . .  |
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by MrCrackles(m): 4:16pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
Missy B: Somethin' fell into Your eyes? You need a kiss to get the substance out?  Where av u been?  |
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by MrCrackles(m): 4:13pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
Missy B: You is who please?   |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 4:10pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
dyabman: is obertan dat worst I wont say Obertan is crap but he's WIP!  What a name though - - OBERTAN  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 3:56pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
mukina2: let him play big teams and score goals first  Abi. . . Most importantly let him do it consistently. . . .  Like OBERTAN He will land on the physio's/team doctor's sick bed soon!  Useless buncha OBERTANS!  |
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Family › Re: Marriage Is It A Church Or Family Affair by MrCrackles(m): 3:29pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
All i know is the church cant run things for me NOR the family. . . . . I decide the church's level of involvement in my own marriage IF AT ALL they will ever get involved!!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 3:16pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
presido1: As it was in the beginning so shall it be till the end  Fingers crossed. . . . .  |
Education › Re: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 3:01pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
kaycast: You and your school are a fucking joke!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Na wa ooo. . . . All of una dey craze! Houdegbe is a carpentry and hairdressing university! You must be mad, a witless vagabond!. . . . If you start with me, i will alienate you from NL, i know Seun wont be happy but i will do what i gotta do
well got ur message, its so bad for us Nigerians to always fight each other, if this is a way of expression, then i tell you its terrible, all the same maybe you diddnt just find the right words please do next time. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Ok knock it off. . . . Enjoy  |
Education › Re: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 2:42pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
kaycast: [color=#990000][b]This is so unfair because you are mr what so what?does that give you the license to insult people GET A GRIPP You even sound like you want to fight, its a sorry matter what do we have to teach the next generation? whether or not ure famous that dosent give you the right to insult or abuse people, or naira land should tell us if some so called people are above the LAW, yes the law, these are the current problems of Nigeria and this generation will do a good job of weding it out in case you dont know who you are talking to maake your search well. Look i am not here to attack or insult you, all i expressed was my opinion of the university and you took it the wrong way. . . . . . We cant all have the same opinions and views Get a life! |
Education › Re: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 2:28pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
kaycast: @crack i dont think you have read the requirements of posting in this place, well guess you are browsing from alaba market. You must be mad, a witless vagabond!. . . . If you start with me, i will alienate you from NL, i know Seun wont be happy but i will do what i gotta do |
Education › Re: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 1:51pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
Na wa ooo. . . . All of una dey craze!  Houdegbe is a carpentry and hairdressing university!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 12:45pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
presido1: Owen On fire. On what fire?  It's only a preseason game. . . . .dont get carried away!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Abuzola So So Ignorant by MrCrackles(m): 12:27pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
Topic
Is he?  |
Education › Re: Houdegbe North American University (hnaub) by MrCrackles(m): 11:22am On Jul 18, 2009 |
Poster You and your school are a fucking joke! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus And The Apostles Paid Tithe? by MrCrackles(m): 11:16am On Jul 18, 2009 |
Topic I wasnt around during at the time. . . . |
Politics › Re: Aloy Emeka Real Name Is Chuck Odili by MrCrackles(m): 10:43am On Jul 18, 2009 |
presido1: That woman is a Ghanian Movie actor naw. How can she be Tpia.? It has to be TILAPIA AKA TPIA!  |
Music/Radio › Re: Alex O's New Single For Free Download! by MrCrackles(m): 10:41am On Jul 18, 2009 |
oyinda.: his name sounds very familiar. like some musician i had a crush on as a young child.  |
Business › Re: How Can I Start A Business With N10k by MrCrackles(m): 10:37am On Jul 18, 2009 |
ifyalways: Making popcorn. sselling pure water,minerals and small chops. Selling Gala Selling Pirated CD's! GBAM! |
Nairaland General › Re: Aa Sisters, Cool Down For Jesus! by MrCrackles(m): 10:33am On Jul 18, 2009 |
What a senseless thread. . . . . . . |
Politics › Re: CIA Brought Me To Power - Charles Taylor by MrCrackles(m): 10:28am On Jul 18, 2009 |
Charles Taylor should shut the fuc.k up!  |
Romance › Re: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by MrCrackles(m): 10:16am On Jul 18, 2009 |
Whoever gets there first!  |
Politics › Re: Aloy Emeka Real Name Is Chuck Odili by MrCrackles(m): 10:06am On Jul 18, 2009 |
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Sports › Re: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by MrCrackles(op): 9:53am On Jul 18, 2009 |
Beaf: The toad does not jump in daylight for no reason. UN must age test the boys. 
9ja's arse was opened by the strange saga of Philip Osondu. If you remember Osundu, he was of tiny stature, boyish; although his elbows and jawline were of manly proportions.
As it happens, some time after his exploits at FIFA U-16 World Championship, he was scouted for a bright career in Europe.
Europeans being what they are and wanting the most out of their investment, immediately commenced feeding Osondu beaf and beans. . . Various proteins. They pumped the "boy" with nutrients and vitamins, tried stretch exercises. . . Everything! Still the "child" refused to grow! 
Being a bit perplexed by this, the 14 year old was handed to doctors, who were immediately alarmed that he might have bone cancer. But on closer examination, it was discovered that his bone density was wrong. Out of curiousity, they age tested him. . . Test said 42! 
Being oyimbo, they felt something had to be wrong, so they sent for his passport, thinking they could look up his medical records on computer. The passport didn't look too right and sharp eyes soon noticed the Tip-Ex. Jesu! So they scraped the Tip-Ex off only to discover that the name on the passport was originally Musa Gwadabe. Thinking there must be an error somewhere, they sent for his birth certificate. Tip-Ex! The original name on the birth certificate was Wasiu Fadipe. Beans Burn!
That was the end of Osondu.
To show how oyimbo no de take their tin play, you can search for Osondu from now till tomorrow on FIFA's website (yes FIFA), no show! http://www.fifa.com/index.html Search google for his picture no show. The only consolation is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1987_FIFA_U-16_World_Championship#Top_Goalscorers
9ja has learnt. No smoke without fire. Ol'boy for real?  |
Food › Re: Is It Only Me? I Don't Find Western Food Tasty by MrCrackles(m): 11:50pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
How can a bush girl feel western food Carry on eating your garri and apku. . . . .  |