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I tested my Ijebu jazz with the same AK-47 and came out tops unscathed

U are right bt wrong.. Neva undaestimate a Fulani junta

This is called grounded yam

The truth is always bitter.

Just cancel d engagement cos she'll be cheating if u dnt sex her daily.. She's used to d constant f**k. In our dialect "ntan itut"

humnsikan:
Agwo Annang Ayid. Atiedie? Attang ata ata akpaniko.

ajaka mbide abordorbor ami adi mkpok mmong ajed.. Nchutor mkpor

If Ganduje's bribe video got lost how about this doctored audio that has no proof..

Medicine and surgery

Life isnt all about cash but contentment. Be guided!

Atang utang idien, APC mme PDP eda ebe ifep, Akwa Ibom ada ke nchinchi amen. Ade agwo ndien, chong idem!

Did Obj and Gej behave in a sane manner when Akpabio tried exchanging pleasantries with them? Its nt al abt political parties bt based on individual diferences. Be guided!

Isnt it the truth?

He needs to be properly fed to become d real Rashford.. Skiny

Is d elder sister from Igala? If No then their vilage pipu don blindfold d younger one

No sane 'Nigerian' man proposes to a 'Nigerian' woman on d first date. So after he might have inserted u for 6 full months and u didnt die b4 ur time? Its d proposal ur scamperin from? Beta tel us say d guy pocket no gallant! Naija gurls and lies are like Atiku and Obasanjo

He had a brighter chance in 2007 when he won PDP's ticket in court but was schemed out by Udenwa and Obasanjo, they rather brought in Ohakim from PPA. Though am not an imolite, i doubt if he will ever govern Imo state..

I go chop this money and stil nt vote 4u.

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Recall earlier that it was posted on Nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/4920906/lady-dumped-boyfriend-after-sex that A Nigerian lady took to Twitter to reveal how her parents damaged her, and further called out her boyfriend who dumped her after eating all her mum’s chicken.


The Nigerian lady who admitted that she grew up in a religious family, disclosed that she always wanted freedom and got it when one Tunde, a man who supplies her mum with chicken feed made her feel comfortable.

Well, the boyfriend has come on twitter and posted his own side of the story. According to him, she was the one that insisted they should have sex, and he only broke up with her to save her.

The boyfriend who uses the twitter handle @vicrade wrote:

now that u'v apologised, u go chop am again. No be girls?

Ur mates are making cool cash writing novels, u just wasted ur talent writing this shit

PurplePatch:
Leave our live long? Somebody clarify me please. Me to confuse!

na u confuse me pass!

U did d ryt thing, u'v vindicated urself else u wud av forfeited ur NYSC cert. cos of a meagre 179k. Welldone

Has he gotten a canal knowlegde of u?

Afrikans brainwashed in every sphere of life. Tradition ko tradition ni

U call this beautiful? Hmmm! Its more than beautiful, its awesome and very cute. May God elongate ma generation IJN

Time will tell

Being disciplined and being stubborn are 2 different things bro.

U must be a P.hd holder in local dialect, u just murdered English Language

See Manchester united. Hope they are not drooling!

Bear? Ok! Polar bear

Wetin concern politics with cassava theft!

Like Pele like Maradona, they speak d opposite. Pele predicts u win d world cup and u fall by d way side.. Maradona don finish Jose be that!

Look before you leap