₦airaland Forum

Make them no lash that Lady oo

See disguise! Importation of Frozen chicken have since been banned yet people sell frozen chicken in shops in all parts of Nigeria. Why not arrest the sellers to confess where they buy it from?

I guess this is the same way those frozen chicken are been transported.

Someone shared this picture in the one of the groups i belong to on whatsapp.

Could she possibly be a graduate? Or an impersonator? if she is a graduate, how did she manage to pass through a higher institution?

Akexstinger:
ROTFLMAO! It seems you are the only one calling yourself, the only one left out and the only commenting on your post to deceive people.

you just said my mind. The poster is very funny. He doesn't want to give up. he keep commenting

darkenkach:
Why risk your life because of 45k which am sure they can afford? Why must you wait till the dying minute to pay ur school fees? We are the cause of our problem.

can't you read? Did the tell you the are protesting against increase in school fees? The didn't allow them to write exam if the haven't played. that's against the normal trend in university.

dason4life:
The school fees of UNN & UNIZIK is close to 45k. It is only in the East that Federal University pay high fee.


Some Idiots will blame Buhari for that soon

shut up. Unizik school fees is #20,100. Don't say what you don't know.

mtcheeew!

amicable09:
Lol. We will pay! Ikwerre boys know how to pay the bills ... lol. Just kidding o! before they come for my head.

Hahahaha! "Ikwere boys know how to pay the bills" That was for PHCN. PHED men are not smiling. They don't care about their real face.

amicable09:
Try to connect.
Never have I seen such 'waste' of power in Naija before. The first day I came back, I brought out all my clothes and started ironing, thinking that if didn't do it then, I'll wear rumpled clothes all through. But the look I got from the people around made me look like a villager who had been 'light starved'.

I no longer think money makes the world go round... lol, I think light does.

Hahahaha! But you need money to sustain the light. You have to pay your bills

amicable09:
You are my neighbor o!
Ok, bye bye... Lol.

How come you are not enjoying this Federal light? We've had it since yesterday and upiu till now, it's still on. It doesn't go off even when it rains, like on Thursday, I was surprised. Sincerely, if it continues this way in every part of the country then we can say Nigeria has improved immensely.

oh! federal light? we are not connected to federal light. But ours is not that bad. But that federal light is something else

amicable09:
Uhm... Are you resident in PH?
I'm ... ehn, ahn, mmmh, ... lol, I'm in the middle of PH... Lol. Somewhere between Rumuokwuta and Agip.

lol! am resident in pH. Scared of disclosing your location? Don't worry nobody is kidnapping you.

I stay somewhere between Rumuokwuta and AdaGeorge

amicable09:
Drizzled a bit o!
But we are enjoying uninterrupted power supply! Never seen light wasting this way since I went to live in Eko... Lol.

I may not come back to that darkness ooo

Light in my area try small, but not as you wrote above. which side are you in ph?

The problem have been their for more than ten years. I wonder y previous government never looked into it. My dad's car once floated their. it was really a bad day. I won't forget that day. 6th may 2008

I need a girl I will woo.

ksstroud:

What's your brand?

Gulder

timokoko:
D black race is disgusting....God shod just wipe dem out of d world

Tell him to start with you.

The see it as normal thing here in rivers. It happened around February in Mgbuoba along Rumuokwuta NTA road. The said the woman that died was Wike's relation. The completely blocked one side of a major road in the name of burial. The holdup that day was heart breaking. May God help us in this lawless nation.

ksstroud:
This man... "You just too have TOO MUCH SENSE "
Barman... Give him 12bottles of Big Orijin

I concur! 8 more bottles from me.

Chiwetalu Agu just finished collecting his own share. the thing too sweet am sotee he forgot to put on his complete dress.

Thank God for that. But I don't think it will stop those selfish filling stations from selling high pump price.

Oliviaarims:
Lol...wake up?

yes naa. looking without a blink.

Oliviaarims:
Lol...@dp? Nahh...that's not even frightening.

yeah. @dp. if I was near you, I will be like young lady wake up.

Oliviaarims:
U want to know what a frightening stare looks like? Meet me. Lol.

This your stare can kill 1000 fishes in a second.

LastMumu:
Just like he said, he has got cool persuasive skills. I'm sure amicable is already falling for his classy swagger and his moves like jagger.

Funny guys.

KissQ:
Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to you. all the best.

Copy cats. I don't know y nigerians too like copy copy I have seen this joke a million places on both Facebook and whatsapp.

amicable09:
Oh! Nice. You write well for an engineering graduate.

Really? Thanks for the compliment.

amicable09:
In anticipation of the ride ahead, I thank you. Lol.

Oh! Henry Ford is your mentor? Did you study an engineering course in the University? And yea, when my story is complete, it will be compiled and appreciated better by readers.

Yes. studied mechanical engineering. finished late last year. awaiting service.

amicable09:
Thanks Mrford. You own Fords? *winks, I love their sleek rides... if you can give me one, I'll never forget you at all. What do you say? Lol

Just kidding.... Thanks for taking out time to listen to D'. Hope to see you more often and about the novel, I'll think about it too. You can give me tips if you don't mind on how to be a great novelist like Adiche.

I will get one for you. Ford focus will be a perfect match for you. #winks

Henry ford (The founder of ford motors) is actually my mentor.

as of the novel at least you are saving them on nairaland. When you get your dream job you can then fully compile it. with good descriptive words and a good narration with emotions poured out, bet me it will sell. People love success stories. Yours will be real not a mere fiction. it can motivate so many other job seekers

amicable09:
Thanks mtor.
I'm feeling like I just won lottery to Canada... lol, you guys ehn! making me feel like I'm crossing border tomorrow.

Goodnight mtor. See you tomorrow.

Everyone is talking about amicable. Just read almost everything in your diary. I think you are a very intelligent and an amazing girl.

Don't worry, you will get your dream job soon.

You can even compile your job hunting experience into a short novel. I must confess you are good.