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mirexxx:
k..lemme press ur mumu button

sorry.. u ain't ma special lady..

AlphaGentleman:
So Op finally agrees to being a mumu.how sad

no mumu button.. there's always dat soft spot for that special lady!!!

Lmao.. a lot of peeps are taking that phrase ''mumu button'' to personal.. all a am trying to say is dat even if u guys didn't work out.. there's always a part of u dat will always want her..

fashi we guys are just too proud to admit it..

ladies every guy has that one girl that has he's ''mumu button'' no mata how she treats him even if she cheats on him.. he would still love her.

so the problem there is knowing if ur dat girl in his life.
ask every guy... the problem we guys have is we are just polygamous in nature..

even David the man after Gods heart still fell on he's sword...


if a guys says he loves u don't take it for mere talk.. when we guys love we love for real..



#cheers

OP two things are involved...

1) if she stays the night even when she had all the time to go home. then there's a 90% chance she's expecting sexual advances.


2) but if she's only visiting for a few hours then it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex..



PS: the 1st is always on point especially if ur sure she likes u.. the 2nd always leads to something if its her 2nd or 3rd time of visiting.

why u wan be her assistant bf

rubey:
The day a guy tries to lay his hands on me, it ends that very second he makes an attempt. Infact a guy who shouts at women is more likely to be a wife beater and there are lots of them here on nairaland

so if a lady keeps messing up a guy has no right to shout at her >

lmao!!!!... Op got he's girl snatched from him by a dog.. am sure she never kissed u dat way too..

and I thought I had relationship problems..

.#cheers

some human beings can be selfish ooo...


#cheers

edgeproduk:
Two days ago on my way back from work I was opportuned to sit close to a lady in this regular yellowish damfo.She looked so glamourous and pretty,and as a sharp lagos boy I initiated the conversation which went so well that at the end she gave out her contact.Since then we have been in good mode on the phone and she even calls me dear now.So I decided to arrange for a meeting and it happened that both of us were chanced today, we did gang out...To my greatest surprise she looks diferent from what I saw two days ago,she is not the type I think I can go out with.
Please what do I do now she is already calling me 'dear'

oga blame it on konji... dats all.

Unibenstudent:
uplo dp first.

I've thought about it.. I will

Unibenstudent:
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mrkay101 and Nneka123

justmag:
what makes u soo sure u would wanna marry her after hearing that?

if I see that she really did it because of her condition then and she has really changed from it I would... we've all done things we ain't proud of..


#cheers

its threads like this dat make me rethink being a nice guy.. girls always want the asshole.. every damn time!!!

#cheers

it might not be easy but I would still marry her.. dat is if I truly love her. it takes courage and trust to reveal once secrete to whoever we are dating.. even most of us in relationships find it difficult to share things that happen to us with the once we claim to love cuz we might find those actions embarrassing..


#cheers

oga she likes u a lot its just the age issue dat bothers her.. cuz she feels she's old enough to get married. don't try and push to much cuz it seems if u where older than her then u guys would date.


#cheers

I'm a terrible liar.. I find it difficult to lie.


#cheers

[quote author=winnieberry post=29840595][/quote]ok.. I understand hw u feel.. loving someone dat doesn't love u back..

ur a pretty lady and deserves someone who would make u happy. good luck in ur search for happiness


#cheers

chimerase2:
u red ma mind

lolz.. babe is just trying to console herself

same old bullshit but these ladies would never learn... a guy treats u like shit but u still love him and want to be with him.

mean while there's someone out there who wud love the hell out of u.. I mean come on why do ladies do this to themselves.

my advice... its obvious he just want to chop and clean mouth. that time u guys lost contact why didn't he try to get u on Facebook or something..obviously he's playing u and really doesn't care abt u..

don't take him serious as u use to. treat him the same way and try and get over him b4 u get too hurt.


#cheers

lol.. I can imagine how fun it would be... a bunch of folks who haven't met b4 or maybe once. it would start out a bit awkward. but hope we've got matured minds for it to make sense sha

skywalker888:
Yesterday evening when I was returning from a church service a tall fair guy approached me, he looked confident and relaxed, he was a smooth talker and didn't stammer to say any word he said the usually things and after telling me his name he inquired mine I told him he said I had a beautiful name and all that I was starting to like him until he asked for my no. I gave him he didn't stop there he asked if I was on 2go, I was like who tha hell uses 2go this days(in my mind) then he brought out an s5 from his pocket logged in his 2go and inquire my user name,
I smiled and told him that all his mate are using bbm and he's still on 2go? After then he felt embarrassed and speechless. I had to excuse my self and left him.
The funniest thing is that he never called

u should be worried kind off.. he had an S5 and he asked u for ur 2go username.. op maybe he saw u as the kind of girl that wouldn't be on bbm or whatsapp. as in ur weren't flashy enough.

those kind of girls that still use Nokia X2..

Nneka123:
yeah yeah 9ja parents and their wahala, soon they will be asking for the boyfriend

lol.. look no further cuz u've found him

Nneka123:
lol

lol.. wat stage are u in now?



let me guess ''I don't want to ever see u with that boy''

CuteEmma:
First, in colour interpretation; white is purity, innocence, wholeness and completion.

On the other hand, black is believed to be magic, fear, mystery, formality, death, evil, aggression, rebellion (almost everything negative).

You know what, I think our society ever from the onset, have demanded too much than they can get from the female folks. And these expectations would never be realised until we start stiking the balance.

The bride is expected to approach the wedding bed an innocent, with little or no sexual experience. So, ladies who are not virgins (probably raped, or lost during sport activities or maybe in the days of ignorance) may be made to feel less than standard.

While the groom is supposed to be a Clark Kent on bed so that he can be perfect in the act before the D-day.

Question: 1) Who is this guy supposed to have gotten all the experiences with since the lady is expected to be a virgin?
and
2) Why does the lady wear a gown soo...white and the guy wears a suit soo...black on the wedding day?

did someone just lose there virginity

Age 13............ avoid boys they are evil
Age 18........... I don't want to ever see you with
that boy
Age 23....... we've not seen your boyfriend
Age 26........... where is your boyfriend? your
mates are
getting married
Age 30............. .we've told you to stop
selecting men
Age 33.. ............ there is this
powerful man of God in Lagos he
has helped many others
Age 39............. .. manage him like that, we'll
take care of the wedding
Age 42...... ..... God if it pleases you
*tear*.
Age 45............. ... I need it anyhow, weda
JOBLESS or POOR,

lol..but I know we don't have them in here in nairaland.. OR do we

Nneka123:
are you cool?

lol... imagine a block of ice in the North pole... well dearie am cooler than that..