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BusinessRe: Football Betting.... Season One by mrkels(m): 10:54am On Sep 13, 2012
Duusmann: Correct guyz in the house. Please i think this doctorbet guy is really trying. Just that 50Euros a month for subscription is quite much, especially when i remember that i came close to not writing my last semester exam because i hadnt paid my school fees which i lost to betting. Was just thinking we come up with a good idea on how to do this....even if it might warrant contributions, or maybe a kind, understanding fellow who is subscribed, helps out people like me.
Guy nor try that kind nonsense again o, school fees for betting? That's greed bro, use ur free money to bet, fund your account with 1k and start from there. Its better to loose 200 naira to a bet than to loose 50k in a week.
BusinessRe: Football Betting.... Season One by mrkels(m): 10:52am On Sep 13, 2012
Mybettingtips: Toronto 1 - 2 Chicago fire WIN $$$$$$$$
That guy is the real ish.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Collecting CV's For Test In Owerri by mrkels(m): 8:50am On Sep 13, 2012
Didi Love: So after gate-crashing did you get the job?
I tried gate-crashing in lagos they bounced me, when I was in benin I tried gate-crashing again, this time showed them the text invite that some friend even sent me and they allowed me finally. Did the test very well but didn't hear from them, maybe I didn't pass or they didn't mark it as per gatecrashing things, I ll never know sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Collecting CV's For Test In Owerri by mrkels(m): 10:26pm On Sep 12, 2012
wandeay: why not allow other regions to benefit, why not zone it?
guy these people have been employing all year round this 2012, there are over 200 persons in their training skool in lag right now
BusinessRe: Football Betting.... Season One by mrkels(m): 9:35pm On Sep 12, 2012
toluxa1: Hospitalet fvck up team. Cant keep a goal lead.
If I was thinking clearly I really should have staked draw no bet, I mean that's what I always stake,no matter what, but since this doctorbet guys prediction is almost perfect and some men here were comparing it to mysoccertips and tipnatip, I decided to go with them, look where it landed me now. Na wa!!!
If na doctorbet I follow I for no vex sha, cos let's face it, everybody using that site here has made some good cash, so loosing some on him wouldn't be this painful.
BusinessRe: Football Betting.... Season One by mrkels(m): 9:29pm On Sep 12, 2012
Mybettingtips: It seems dat Doctorbet dnt want to predict today...get ur predictions here www.tipnatip.sk and www.mysoccertips.net
men fu*ck these sites, especially mysoccertips, the only day I used their prediction I lost mtcheeew. I stillthink doctorbet rules jare.all these ones no know wetin them dey do.mtcewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BusinessRe: Football Betting.... Season One by mrkels(m): 6:44pm On Sep 12, 2012
Phaymostip: @expertman...can someone place a combo on diffrent market in one match... Like play over2.5, 0.5 first half and wining on one match in bet365?
i havnt seen combo on the same match
WebmastersRe: Exchange Alertpay Paypal To Liberty Reserve by mrkels(m): 5:57pm On Sep 12, 2012
Your website doesn't work o
WebmastersRe: Why Is Addynamo Advert Not Stable On Website by mrkels(m): 4:27pm On Sep 12, 2012
Amount of Traffic and geograpihcal location of the traffic coming in matters though.
Jokes EtcI And GEJ On Our Way To Botswana by mrkels(op): 2:08am On Sep 12, 2012
I was seated next to Goodluck ebele jonathan on a flight to botswana. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

President jonathan asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked me if I would like a drink.

I replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely ra.p.ed by a dozen victoria's secret models than let liquor touch my lips."(I hate liquor)

Oga jonathan then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice." grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lets Take Our Destiny Into Our Hands by mrkels(m): 1:04am On Sep 12, 2012
Lilshaddy: Any hot and sexy lady in here,i am really good at what i do,i will be the best thing you ever had when it comes to sex,i can make you reach orgasm as many times as possible and can make u squirt,even locate ur G spot.Call or text me 08099743987
Hahaha see this malam.Anoufia
@op God would continue to bless and protect you. Love you darling.
BusinessRe: Football Betting.... Season One by mrkels(m): 4:28pm On Sep 11, 2012
marlockj: Pls if u wnt to fund ur bet365 acct ask me n I wil xplain evri tin 4 u here notin to hide no sendin email,no secret no phne call all advise n idea here.I wnt to help pple as it was some dat directd me free.I am nt sellin any tin am here to mke dis threat grow lik betonmarket threat.also if u wnt nigeria betting site dat is reliable,whr u cn witdrw here n fund in Nigerian bnks.their odd is far beta dan bet365 mre features too,also live bet.as me here n I will tell u.notin to hide.let us b our brothers keeper rada dan tryin to ask 4 moni,wen u knw we are here 4 moni.pls let b one n also unite lik betonmarket threat alert.I was deir I knw hw pple corporated.tnk u all and gud luck.ask any question if I knw I will b glad to answer u.am the great marlock
Guy how do you fund bet365 with LR?

expertman: Lol How In This World Can That Be? Using Lr To Fund Bet365 Lol I Totally Disagree. Lr with bet365 Na lie Jare
He may have some info, make him talk. remember you can fund that site with paypal too, depending on the country you are from
RomanceRe: How Do I Meet My Man ?? by mrkels(m): 4:26pm On Sep 11, 2012
MRbrownJAY: i MUST
- how desperate must a man be that he automatically wants to get in contact with total strangers?
- how lonely must a man be he automatically wants to get in contact with total strangers?
- how socially disadvantaged must a man be that he automatically wants to get in contact with total strangers?
- how crazy must a man be that he automatically wants to get in contact with total strangers?
- if character, values, beauty, body attributes, religion, ethnicity, height, weight, skin color, etc etc etc is NOT what you use to determine if you would like to get to know someone, then pls care to tell us all what CRITERIA you used to determine that this was someone you wanted to meet?
let me answer some of your questions, I aint desperate, aint lonely, definately not socially disadvantaged, def not crazy too, But the truth is the OP is willing to mingle and so am i, My own case is "What you see is what you get" I ll arrange a meeting, if i dont like what i see, i move ahead , its as simple as ABC. Also, even if she's a He , i ll let her know that the game is old, only broke a.ss boys do that these days. I ll advice him/her to finish school/get a job and see how life would change for him/her.
RomanceRe: How Do I Meet My Man ?? by mrkels(m): 7:02am On Sep 11, 2012
Mynd_44: Seriously we are only trying to help you out and you try shyt like this. This OP is just joking with you as she has noting good to offer. This is just a big joke
hmmm, I don't need help jor.
Science/TechnologyRe: Jonathan To Fly Secretly Into Germany To Visit His Wife by mrkels(m): 6:58am On Sep 11, 2012
Confirmed garbage news, journalists in nigeria these days come up with different kinds of stories just to gain traffic.
CrimeRe: UNIBEN Student: Daniel Ike Killed By Cultists by mrkels(m): 12:12am On Sep 11, 2012
Yungbitz: I live in ekosodin currently lik i av 4 4yrs now...Afro i dont no..he obviously stays at newton area or d interior...fact is Afro cnt b clean wit d said strit credibility or popularity he is got....as shown by d bullet 2his head,he has been watchd 4 long...definately nt mistaken identity..1 of d 3most rankd black man currently was once my hostel neighbour...he ws 2 gentle,jovial nd friendly 4 u 2 consider him as being so active a member even if u no he is a cultist.....dre is a 70 per cent chance he has killed alot....back 2 Dan....dre is an 85 percent chance Dan is a strongman....engineering faculty is particularly notorious in uniben...same wit my social sciences.....cnt wait 2 graduate in a months tym........
Danny didn't live in newton area, his home was at bdpa o.and mind you he was only popular because of his good looks and the fact that he was an ARO (funny person) at hall 4 when he was in year 1 and 2. I also became so popular in school because of the fact that I once stayed in. Hall 3 and was a frequent visitor at hall2 back in the days, my brother, anything can make you popular in uniben and you know that.
CrimeRe: UNIBEN Student: Daniel Ike Killed By Cultists by mrkels(m): 12:08am On Sep 11, 2012
stupor: HAVE THEY SToPPED ERECTING THE SIGNS LIKE WE USED To HAVE THoSE DAYS THAT SAYS: SAY No To CULTISM AND DRuG ABUSE•
Baba the last time I was at main gate I still saw that sign o! Even the prostituti.on sign was up there too. His killers would be caught with time, I just hope the police do something like they did for cynthia, I really hope!!!
RomanceRe: How Do I Meet My Man ?? by mrkels(m): 11:57pm On Sep 10, 2012
MRbrownJAY: @Mrkels
may i ask what in the OP's post made you want to get to know her? she said absolutely nothing about herself, and yet here you are applying for the position....care to shed some light on what happened in your mind that you (or all the others who will apply for the position) decided to give it a go?
I guess whatever I have to share is for her ears only brother, are you applying for the position too? Seems you are taking this thing too personal grin
CelebritiesRe: Meet Comedian I Go Die And His Family??? by mrkels(m): 11:54pm On Sep 10, 2012
Somorin#1:
I am happy for him.

He's extremely funny based on the few YouTube videos that I've seen of him. Hopefully he'll do a show in Los Angeles area.
You wan tell us say u dey LA abi? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Meet Comedian I Go Die And His Family??? by mrkels(m): 11:52pm On Sep 10, 2012
The wife play AWAY match, ihe pikin no fit fine like this jare
RomanceRe: How Do I Meet My Man ?? by mrkels(m): 9:38pm On Sep 10, 2012
2sexy: OP your Punny is about to explored and drilled to about 3k ft in a well a cased and cemented operation in order to avoid a kick which eventually result in a blowout, I suggest you install the blowout preventer stack so as to avoid blowout and oil spill like the kind that happened with BP in the gulf of Mexico.

Prevention is better than cure.

On a more serious note, any guy hoping to hook up with a lady on Nairaland should tell a good lie like this guy I just quoted.

If you tell them the truth or say you no dey work, no show for you o.
Hehehe,,,what makes you think I aint working? Cos I spend time with you on nairaland? Interesting lmao.
RomanceRe: How Do I Meet My Man ?? by mrkels(m):
Mrjaybrown u funny sha, @op well am in ph, 29, work at schlumberger...where you at? Send me a Message so we talk
PhonesRe: Airtel Scam!!!! by mrkels(m): 9:05pm On Sep 10, 2012
I'm proudly mtn(calls) et Glo( laptop,ipad).wetin concern me concern airtel?
undecided
RomanceRe: The First Man To Woo A Girl On Earth by mrkels(m): 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2012
Sijo01: Mstcheeew! Shebi u nor see google ask ni?
NÓr mind am, people dey reason how them wan increase their holdings and wealth and how to make the world a better place for their children to live in, this one dey ask for who the first man to woe woman be! Them go give you 1 billion dollars put? Huh? undecided
CrimeRe: UNIBEN Student: Daniel Ike Killed By Cultists by mrkels(m): 7:24pm On Sep 10, 2012
stagger: I ask again: which kain parole dis Dan guy go control for Ekosodin if im na civilian?
Human beings nor dey stay ekosodin? Y u dey talk like unbeliever na? When I was there, even though I lived in bpda. One of my girls and my sis lived there in ekosodin, even though I never visited that girl once grin but as for my sister, I went to her house a lot then. So which one be which kind paroles?
AdvertsWho Needs A Starcomms EVDO Browser? by mrkels(op): 12:47pm On Sep 10, 2012
Its up for sale. Just contact me by clicking on send this user a message here on nairaland, I ll reply immediately. Its brand new, used it for a month only.
Price: just 7k
Location: warri
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can This Be From Conoil Or From Scammers(help Urgently) by mrkels(m): 12:32pm On Sep 10, 2012
What's the content of the mail and what are they telling you to do? If they say anything related to paying money, run away.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PWC Sending TEXT For Graduate Assessment TEST by mrkels(m): 12:07pm On Sep 10, 2012
Hmmm this pwc people, I nearly died when they sent me rejection mail after my first interview that was very promising with then last week or so. I was so shocked that my eyes actually became wet, am sure its because of the time involved in the recruitment process, they made us wait one month, hoping and praying , and after that,the banke lady said sorry. It was hell sha.considering the money I spent travelling to lagos for verification exercise and interview, hotel bils, food and transport bills. Really liked that company. Anyways, God dey, better things are ahead.
Wish you all goodluck o, remember they always take their time in everything, I believe you guys would hear from them next week or so and medical calls would start in oct. And as for resumption, it should be 2nd week of oct.
PhonesRe: Please I Need Help With Purchasing Apps From Blackberry by mrkels(m): 11:52am On Sep 10, 2012
blink182: I have tried both my gtb mastercard and UBA africard, non worked. Please what do I do? I really want to purchase some nice apps from them.
I use paypal , try that. Use ur  to open it, it would work, as for funding I cn help u with that. Punter man. I greet u
EntertainmentRe: Best Man Loses Bride's Wedding Band At Altar by mrkels(m): 11:50am On Sep 10, 2012
Hahaha this is hilarious
Jokes EtcRe: This Boy Has Killed Us! by mrkels(m): 11:46am On Sep 10, 2012
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