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CelebritiesRe: Don-Jazzy Donates N2M To Funmi Lawal Cancer Patient by mrkels(m): 12:39pm On Aug 21, 2012
I gave her 500k quietly grin
BusinessRe: Football Betting.... Season One by mrkels(m): 7:43pm On Aug 20, 2012
I don create group for una o. 9ja football betting.
Scan and join below. grin

RomanceRe: What Does Beauty Mean To You? by mrkels(m): 5:11pm On Aug 20, 2012
Ans: Me tongue
IslamRe: Why Do Muslims Pay Zakat ? by mrkels(m): 3:09pm On Aug 20, 2012
Errrm okay!
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by mrkels(m): 9:15am On Aug 19, 2012
bittyend: Are you not ashamed of your country? And who cares if Nigeria is a local champion among millipede countries in West Africa?

I'm ashamed of you and your stupidity, brother - and you need to seek help..

A country as big as Nigeria should be competing with Brazil, South Africa, India etc .. - not the likes of Ghana and Togo..
Seriously? You are the problem in nigeria, I mean things can never be right when people like you exist, uou need to change your orientation towards life or better still die so we would have less problems in nigeria. Your thinking is too shalow . How can I be ashamed of my country? I try my best in my own little way to improve the situation around me, but you, you go and enslave yourself for another man, then insult the system instead of trying to change it and make it a better place for your children to live in. Coward, I pity the person who would get married to you, I also feel for your children having a father like you. With your thinking and orientation, you have already made your unborn children losers. And they ll also enslave themselves for the white people. I weep for you.
WebmastersRe: How To Get Huge Traffic To A Site by mrkels(m): 12:30am On Aug 19, 2012
TrustZee: @achilles,giv me d manual aspect,i mean blogging,social ntwk etc...@oscar4luv ur really really FAKE...afta i reg in ur forum,i pm u bt u tossed me ar0und....mtcheew
Don't mind that guy. I knew he was.lol
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by mrkels(m): 12:16am On Aug 19, 2012
[size=18pt]Let's face it, coming to naija is like going abroad for ghanians. Many of their actors including this girl feed off nollywood. Just be grateful jare before we start punishing all you people like we did back in the days of Ghana must go[/size]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My Uncle Wants To Sleep Wit Me His Niece by mrkels(m): 7:11pm On Aug 18, 2012
Couldn't read the post, try editing it and correct some mistakes abeg!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun, Please How Do I Change My Handle/ User Id?? by mrkels(m): 2:43pm On Aug 18, 2012
lwkmd. so u were blind before right? and now you can see the light? mtcheeew u r strictly and pratically on ur own.
IslamRe: Is This True About Muhammad? by mrkels(m): 2:39pm On Aug 18, 2012
That's a pedophiiilee o. Confirmed one. I know some muslim brothers would start raining curses.
CelebritiesRe: Laila Ikeji Vs Linda Ikeji Which Blog Is Better? by mrkels(m): 9:54am On Aug 18, 2012
KOURTNEYK: Which blog isbetter? huh
naijapals and naijagal, which is better?
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Laila Ikeji? And What's Her Connection With Linda Ikeji? by mrkels(op): 9:42am On Aug 18, 2012
cynthiasmart: she is blogger and how does bearing a name Ikeji means she is connected to Linda. Go get a life Poster. Is Linda the only Ikeji in Nigeria? Mtcheww
Cynthiadull, I was only asking a question because of what broke jimmy boy was inferring. Cabish?
CelebritiesWho Is Laila Ikeji? And What's Her Connection With Linda Ikeji? by mrkels(op):
www.nairaland.com/attachments/792312_linda20and20iyke_jpg761778885e01dcc59cdd7bc52c3c0ca3
I decided to ask this question today because of a twitter battle going on right now between linda ikeji and veteran broke/poor actor Jim ike . A couple of hours ago, jim's picture was posted on nairaland, the forum where Nigerians meet and share ideas, apparently he was in Amsterdam and eating corn or something and that somehow made the headlines on the forum site. Now immediately this came to the attention of jim iyke, he started insulting linda ikeji, calling her linda ikeja and ikejie in some cases and he seemed pretty worked up about it. Anyways you all know the story , linda responded calmly and tried to explain to the broke actor that it didn't come from her or her blog, she even called him a darling and blew some twitter kisses to the fraudster but the poor actor jimmy didn't listen to reason.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/792314_linda20and20jim202_jpg89eacf9068e3a1d633bb7c3ca14ab599
Things kinda went out of hand and the lovely linda ikeji called broke jimmy boy "a child' because he was ranting too much i guess. He kept on ranting and retweeting some "run's girls" tweets in the hopes that hes fans were on his side, whereas , those girls were just looking to get laid and score some cash from him, Anyways he somehow inferred that laila was connected somehow to linda ikeji , When he tweeted, :that other linda is a wannabe,wont waste words on her, her madame plys d biz of image destruction on a larger scale, let them all stew. Now jimmy boy are you advising them to make stew or something?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/792315_linda20and20jim203_jpg53cc6bfd2fca9729e5161fe6d50c7514
Anyways , back to the point, what was this broke asss black motherfuckerr referring to when he said linda ikeji was laila ikeji's madame? Hell are they related? are they sister's? Someone help me out. And pardon my french , after reading all of jim iyke's tweets, i concluded that he was really a broke asss nigger. And he's fans, bunch of gay*s. This i cannot say about the lovely linda ikeji and her beautiful fans. And for those of you who would get angry with me for calling broke jimmy boy's fans faggo*ts, lets not forget his tweets... '''@teemorney: even gay*gots now bad mouth me, Tis a sad day.lol...He started it!!!!!!!

Source:http://2349ja..com/2012/08/who-is-laila-ikeji-and-what-is-her.html

Jokes EtcRe: Locked Car And Age Riddles: Can You Solve It? by mrkels(m): 11:36pm On Aug 17, 2012
illicit: haba are u kidding me? this is stale nw, u overcame d second person then u take his/her place shikena..... u r in d second position dats it.
Stale right? What if you overtake the last person? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Locked Car And Age Riddles: Can You Solve It? by mrkels(m): 11:27pm On Aug 17, 2012
@OP that bull of an answer (baby being born) is nothing to write home about. Let's define a stranger:
1. a person with whom one has had no personal acquaintance: He is a perfect stranger to me.
2. an outsider: They want no strangers in on the club meetings.
3. a person who is unacquainted with or unaccustomed to something (usually fol. by to): He is no stranger to poverty.
4. a person who is not a member of the family, group, community, or the like, as a visitor or guest: Our town shows hospitality to strangers.
From these definations, it is evident,especially from number 4 that the baby cannot be the stranger. My best guess. The man's wife has been dead for a while, he was riding with a 'woman'( whose name could be Nobody,lame right?I know),when he got back , he met this same woman who was the stranger the riddle was talking about. Shikena.
And for riddle 2: since you didn't specify the year you used in calculating his age(33), one can conclude that the year is 1988
FamilyRe: Handling Gold-diggers & Men Insecure Of Richer Partners by mrkels(m): 10:45pm On Aug 17, 2012
@op she should go and sort out her life for herself!!! People have seen worst and still pulled through. This one na stoopid fabricated post. Even if its true?who cares? How does it make nigeria a better place for my kids to live in? Abeg abeg!!! This friday night aint so cool, if you take it personal that's okay,streamrolling whatever I see. DESPICABLE ME!!!
FamilyRe: Handling Gold-diggers & Men Insecure Of Richer Partners by mrkels(m): 10:36pm On Aug 17, 2012
queensmith: she obviously wants to marry a moronic insecure man- only an insecure slowpoke will be threatened by a woman with money. Now she needs to decide which is more important, marrying a monkey or having 30million to manage. If it is the former, please wire all the cash to me asap. I could do with 30mil, how much is that in pounds? about 10grand. . .yes that will be sufficient *starts head calculations*

dont forget oooo
10grand=30million? Seriously? Which jungle did you come from? Mk una go school una dey do makeup to find man. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by mrkels(m): 5:47pm On Aug 17, 2012
mukina2: 4plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay shocked shocked grin

grin
Muki I just registered now, how does this thing work? Them dey win prizes for inside ni? What do I have to do to get into the game you guys are on.
ComputersRe: Help!!! My Zeepad 7.1 Is Saying Too Many Pattern!!! by mrkels(op): 2:00pm On Aug 17, 2012
4llerbuntu: just hope i have not empowered a few crooks with that post
Bros I didn't understand an atom of the french you spoke there! Abeg, where areyou lemme bring the pad to u!
ComputersRe: Help!!! My Zeepad 7.1 Is Saying Too Many Pattern!!! by mrkels(op): 7:48am On Aug 15, 2012
4llerbuntu: is that not one of those chinese tabshuhhuh?

mehn ur OYO.

wen those nuccas keep scoping you folks on this forum to come buy a no name tab for ridiculous prices and we talk, una go say our own too much.
I never said anyfin like that o. Abeg I have searched and searched and nothing. Still need help
ComputersRe: Help!!! My Zeepad 7.1 Is Saying Too Many Pattern!!! by mrkels(op):
nazzyon: Have you ever backed up your device before?

If yes, when?

If it was b4 you assigned a password then you may be able to restore it.

If not you will need to install a fresh Android OS
Bros how do I do that, the whole thing tire me.can I just do a hard reset? Please if you know how to just tell me the steps
ComputersHelp!!! My Zeepad 7.1 Is Saying Too Many Pattern!!! by mrkels(op): 10:09am On Aug 14, 2012
Right now its requesting for a username and password and it can't connect to the internet for me to put it. Please what's the solution to this problem!!!!
HealthRe: Nairalanders Please Help Ubong To Totally Recover From Cancer by mrkels(m): 12:04am On Aug 14, 2012
No alertpay/payza account?
AutosRe: Toyota Highlander 03...@ N1.4m SOLD!!!! by mrkels(m): 10:31pm On Aug 13, 2012
1.5M? Interesting.
CrimeRe: Cultist Hacks 300 Level Student To Death In Warri by mrkels(m): 9:42pm On Aug 13, 2012
5k is small na, one guy I knew then in school died because of 10 naira cigar. You guys shouldn't worry, he would get what he as sown today. My cousin was stabbed repeatedly in the neck and died on the spot, 2 years later, the muderer's head was chopped off and some of the other boys killed too in a small rival dispute. Karma is a bi*tch.

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