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Dear Owner,
 I'm so lucky I'm your BlackBerry!
You hold me with both hands gently as you could be.
You ensure that I am always with you.
If I fall you are afraid of my injury.
I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together.
You can never forget me in a taxi and you won't let me go unlike my old friends Nokia, Sony and Samsung that you would proudly just hand over.
When you eat, I'm beside you. When you are on the toilet, I'm with you. When you sleep my head is by your pillow.
When I scream you rush and pick me up like an egg.
When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge my battery. When I am hungry, you fill me with airtime. You buy me all sorts of clothes to cover my precious skin. And if I make you feel like a cowboy you strap me to your waist or jeans.
Every month you ensure that you set aside the money, to buy me bundles (of love).
You upgraded me from my friends Nokia, Sony and Samsung to a Curve, Bold & Torch.
You rush home from work and spend quality time with me; not really bothered to make a conversation with those at home.
You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions; sometimes I make you laugh that people think you're mad.
 I watch your wife/hubby or your bf/gf who envies our time together.

But dearie...
I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of me. Take some time, leave me aside and Sort out issues that are important to you because I may love you as much as you do love me but I'm just a blackberry, nothing more!
Yours sincerely,
Blackberry

haychPee: i just xplaind d method...u choose for instance 1 strong team lk Man City for a season n u stake win anytime they ar playin wit let say 1$ any time they play.so @ d end of d season u'v more win than lose cox it's a big team wit d potential of more wins dan lose...do u get that? Bt am nt doin it again!!!

Why are you not doing it again?

toluxa1: Dynamo Moscow vs VfB Stuttgart - LOST
Spartak Nalchik vs Petrotrest - LOST

Let's see what the ENGLAND games has to offer.

well thank your stars you didn't do combo betting

Are you familiar with the above? Can you develop an andriod mobile app from the scratch? If you can then contact me. Mrkels at gmail dot com

5th and 6th victim?

Damn...this should be photoshop

Interesting. Nigeria-A failed state. I won't waste my time insulting nigeria/militants again, its of no use, they ll keep looting and I ll keep saying rubbish on nairaland. Maybe I should join them self and live like a billionaire too. Nonesense

[size=15pt]This story may not be true. Abadoned her and deposited her corpse.mtcheeew[/size]

Omo this guy don abandone person, na to go buy am for $8 at name.com or namecheap.com

talk2me006: pls i want to know if that artisteer can design a template for dreamweaver as it did for joomla, wordpress and drupal.
also, i wil be happy if u can share me dat ur dreamweaver tutorial.
my email is alaoazeez01@yahoo.com

Ok, soon

Brand_new: Hiya! The boy is back. What kind of decoder do you use?

Long time , where have you been hiding? I thought that soldier did you strong thing, anyways welcome back. I use a strong HD decoder o, imagine. I just tire for myself.

mckelv: designing a small business site like this shouldn't take up to 20mins your thought?
in fact i did some thing like this below 10min 'cos i have thousands of premium studiopress themes though

Thousands of prenium themes? Hmmmmm interesting. Now why would you go and stock up prenium themes? Na so the money plenty? Don't forget if you get premium themes free from torrent sites and other, they can pull down your site when the real owners find out you are using a premium theme you didn't pay for!

Businesstools: I'm not only a soldier but also an Accounting graduate from the University of Benin and an ICAN professional student.Like the civil sector,the military also have lawyers,pharmacists,nurses,doctors,engineers and other professionals.We are not a repertory of school drop-outs as a lot of us are made to believe.

a soldier from my alma mata. Hmmmm. I greet you. Greatest uniben alumni!!! Great!

I so hate my decoder that I do not watch any channels it has got to offer. Is anybody getting better things from this decoder, I mean like internet, or cooler channels that the crraap its always showing.thanks

so where are the tutorials ?

ogugua88: Laila Ikeji because she helped me during the EME saga lol.

Helped you how?

ogugua88: To my shock, Linda Ikeji was trying to post a story today that Laila posted days ago. You go think say Queen Amebor go get ears every where.

you think laila makes any story of her own? I tell you what they do is scout for breaking news, edit and post so google won't penalise them for copied content and watch the money roll in. I do that too. Anyways, linda has lil original content so I ll give her hand for that

Bro most likely, imagine that disgusting bastarrrd geting naaked in front of your girl, your girl dey f-up sha, all cos of admission?
She should report to her mun,if she does not, you let her mun know. This is highly sacrilageous I tell you.

Have added all ya to the group, punter gurus please join up there ,your expertise is highly needed. And for those who they gave $10-20, abeg share $5 with me.

gbadexy: Whatever his intention may be, at least someone in need is getting the needed help.
Do you know how many billionaires we have in this country? if all the rich people who are much more richer than jude and don jazzy inculcate this attitude, it would help in making the society a better place.

If all billionaire did things like this, even seun go come out say something dey do am make them donate

This one would make front page soon.

empowerdex: Log into your site's administration page, click on the extension manager and go to the upload extension button, I guess u have already downloaded the zip file of your template or extension, proceed and install the zip file and viola, joomla will respond by telling you that it was successfully installed, ps never unpack joomla zip files, joomla will do that for you after you upload it, next question please

Are you saying he must buy a host first? What do you mean by admin's page? What if I want to install joolma on blogger, isn't that possible? And design changes ,are they not possible too there?

She said foriegn host and you peeps are including your local hosting companies here.

If your site runs on google adsense, there's a high chance that it would get banned from the program once you buy traffic. Just stick to your SEO. The best traffic comes from search engines, ones your ninche is perfect and you can be on the first three suggestions on a google search result, I bet you, your traffic hits stats would be nothing less than 7k daily.

naptu2: I almost forgot. It is google that decides which adverts go on which website. The website owner has no say in this. This fact sometimes exposes the website owner to criticisms.
For example, during campaigns for the 2011 elections, google placed some candidate's adverts on nairaland. Nairalanders accused Seun of being partisan and supporting the candidates, because they saw the adverts, even though Seun had nothing to do with those adverts.
(The adverts are usually at the top, bottom, or side of the nairaland page. It might be just one line of text).

[size=13pt]all you said is true except one smaaaaal detail-''It is google that decides which adverts go on which website. The website owner has no say in this'' what you should know is advertisers can advertise on a. Particular site they want their ads to show on through google,google provides this option[/size]

Tha F*uck r u guys talking abt

Engineer1985: Seun should make more cos nairaland has more members and users than linda's blog.
Someone told me he may make upto a thousand dollars daily.

A thousand Ko,1million ni. Dude gone arethe days when people make hundreds of dollars from google, that was way back in 2005 when a few people knew about it. Seuns cheques should range from 7k to 15k monthly. Maybe not up to that self, trust me I have used and still use adsense and even though I don't get. Much traffic as he does,but there are ways google calculate this traffic and not every single hit turn into dollars and cents. Anyways both of them are making money from their online hustle and that's all that matters. SEun is doing much work sha.keeping this nairaland 24/7 with probably 99%uptime no be beans o. Linda would never have to worry about that. Seun, I give you hand. Enjoy.

Businesstools: I don't want to call you a scammer yet.Pls provide my domain registration details.You can keep the #1,500 for the logo.

He hasn't been on nairaland for a while, so try to be patient with him, me self dey find am for some yarn

CeaserB: Omo No Be Lie.
Being Single And Broke No Be Beans.
It Had To Take The Daily Miracles Of An Agege Bread Girl To Save Me Back In The Days.
Angels Comes In Different Packages.
Most Single Guys Just Don't Recognize Their Angels When They See Them.
I Don't Need Have A Genevieve or Omotola To Know That I've Found Me A Good Wife.

God Bless The Agege Bread Girl

[size=15pt]okay,now that things are okay with you and you can afford a phone that can access nairaland, is that agege girl still with you?[/size]