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HealthRe: I Can't Wait To Reach Menopause by mrkels(m): 11:06am On Aug 01, 2012
Odunnu: Oooops shocked
How active are you sexually?
You are high on alomo bitters grin
@op sorry o, this is one of the reasons why I thank God am a guy. Anyways like they say, try pulling one child out, it may help. And I cn help with the child pulling too grin
HealthRe: How Do I Tell Her, Her Best Friend Is Dead? by mrkels(m): 10:41am On Aug 01, 2012
Wahala dey o. You should have done this 4 months ago. There's is no good way of breaking a bad new. Just do it and do it soon.and no, I do not support the sms.
Nairaland GeneralPHCN Pre-paid Meter Now Free Of Charge by mrkels(op): 10:37am On Aug 01, 2012
Just heard :
Don’t pay for pre-paid metres, they are now free - PHCN tells customers;
This is interesting isn't it?
HealthRe: How To Cure Stomach Ulcer by mrkels(m): 10:30am On Aug 01, 2012
Very simple, just visit a doctor, they would do a test and give you a drug, and in less than 1 month those issues you are having would be minimised. I had this issue, was taking gestide, and many nonsense, until I met a doc, after a proper test and prescription, I do not feel a thing anymore.
RomanceRe: He Has Only Done It Once In 5years Of Their Courtship. He Is Scared. by mrkels(m): 10:00am On Aug 01, 2012
acidtalk: Its not story but you had the entire time to read through, click on the 'reply' button and typed the above.

I must confess your life is pathetic.
Your life and that of your friends having wierd stories is absolutely pathetic. I mean , just imagine what it would be like to be you, or your friend. So pathetic.
WebmastersRe: Help On Getting Adsense Approval. by mrkels(m): 9:48am On Aug 01, 2012
Excelboi: First thing first, If you don't have a top-level domain name like www.naijamasters.com, they will never accept you. From experience
Lair lair, linda ikeji blog nkor? And if you say that's old check out my blog I created 6 months ago. www.2349ja..com So don't say if you don't have a top level domain you won't be accepted. That's a big fallacy.
PoliticsRe: Africa Will Never Be One by mrkels(m): 9:01am On Aug 01, 2012
@Op I got one advice for you, Stop holding in your farts, it travels up your spine into your brain and that's where all these shitty topics and comments come from.I am sure you are using a borrowed phone or a phone collected from a buntu and tapping free wifi from a UN base camp cos I know you certainly don't have the resources to be online here on nairaland. Get a life, you a big faker, I tell it to your face you aint sh*it but a zilch
RomanceRe: Boy Friend Wanted by mrkels(m): 8:26pm On Jul 31, 2012
This one too o grin

WebmastersRe: Get One Year Web Hosting And Domain Name,Unlimited Webmails, With Your Websites by mrkels(m): 12:07pm On Jul 31, 2012
Nice, could you help me with mine, I would really love this
WebmastersRe: Giving Out 10 Domain Name Plus Hosting For 10 Clients Only.. by mrkels(m): 10:34am On Jul 31, 2012
Who is always hiding posts here self? Anyways bro I'm still loyal o and waiting patiently.
AdvertsRe: STOP ! Discover How To Withdraw Paypal Money by mrkels(m): 10:30am On Jul 31, 2012
ONLINEbizDON4U: N110 per dollar is too low and at least it should be more than that since it sells at N200 per dollar here in Nigeria.
Don't mind him, he's definately a scammer. To withdraw paypal, just get a close friend who lives outside this country, as for me, I use my cousin, I send the funds to him in the uk, he collects and sends it to me here in naija, no need to go to exchangers cos its just too expensive.another way is this olympic, if I followed this naija supporters team, I would have opened a bank acc there and also used it to verify my paypal too.
AdvertsRe: Free Domain Name by mrkels(m): 1:03am On Jul 31, 2012
Must it ne through facebook? The facebook comment app is not loading on my blackberry!!!
EducationRe: Improving Low Gpa by mrkels(m): 12:59am On Jul 31, 2012
Kayoski: 2 be sincere wit u first class is out of it.jst dont give up believe in urself ,face ur God...u cud still get a second class upper..
You may be wrong bro, in my year 1 I got a 4.72, I finally came out with a 2;1 but my friend who got 2.14 or so in year one came out with a 4.5cgpa finally. The op has got 3-4 yrs left and if he or she works very hard , first class could surface.
@op let me tell you why I almost failed out of school, after year 1 I moved out of the hostel to bpda,where u got big boys n girls, was always seen in beer parlors and getting a new girl every night was like a new mission to complete then in 200l. This happened almost everyday and in the end I failed woefully. Same thing happened in300l first semester but I later came to my senses in the second semester. I went back to the hostel in my finals, reduced my social life to the minimun and yes,sleep, I didn't know it anymore as I read day and nights, some nights I got back to the hostel by 5am, it was that bad my brother,but it paid in the end. It was my final year that allowed me get a 2:1 out of sch and I was lucky because in my time we used 5,15,25,55% rule, so the final year played an important role in shaping my cgpa. If this is applicable in your sch then you are likely to get a first class if you sit up right.just deprive urself from pleasure for now and the sky would be your starting point
HealthRe: Pls I'm Dieing Help !!! by mrkels(m): 12:50am On Jul 31, 2012
Go and see a doctor
PhonesRe: Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by mrkels(m): 12:46am On Jul 31, 2012
I use a glo modem and I always recharge 7,500 for the mothly subscription. God knows I hardly buy more than 100naira on my mtn line as I can get 5k free on my glo, Glo offers 5000 naira bonus free once you make a single recharge of 5000, the card aint easy to find so you should go direct to their customer centres to get . The only problem am having is that there are only 5glo numbers on my contact list and they are tired of receiving calls from me. Wish these useless mtn could do this.
Business To BusinessRe: N2M To Pay N3M In One Year by mrkels(m): 10:21pm On Jul 30, 2012
Stop wasting your time, just go to the bank ok. You want to collect money from innocent people without any collateral or legal document, you are definately a scammer, and a cheap one for that metter. You think say na 5k you dey ask for?
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by mrkels(m): 10:08pm On Jul 30, 2012
18 and u want to marry her? What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Phone/Internet MarketRe: In Need Of A White Nokia 3310 Phone by mrkels(m): 9:10pm On Jul 30, 2012
Hmmmmm this is definately the sahara spirit calling. I got one wen the called me last year. Na ebay I buy am o. Those sahara people are useless jare.
SportsPictures Of Arsenal Thrilling Fans With Azonto In Lagos by mrkels(op): 3:01pm On Jul 30, 2012
spotted below three of the clubs players, defender Bacary Sagna, Per Mertesacker and new signing Lukas Podolski thrilled fans with very funny azonto steps on sunday. Even though the match was cancelled, some people still had their fun with the stars. Some nigerians however are not happy with the cancellation of the match. undecided
[img]http://1.bp..com/-WUV9qzcLNZo/UBY05lUdXsI/AAAAAAAAB9c/T2Mh5scqQME/s640/10.jpg[/img]
https://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/498x386/jul_12/zp_maltaguiness11_5412.jpg?ic=60a098T
https://www.omg.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kaffy-and-Arsenal-football-club-stars.jpg
Source: http://2349ja..com/2012/07/arsenal-players-dancing-azonto-with.html
CelebritiesRobert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Aren't Speaking To Each Other by mrkels(op): 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2012
https://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/fvyFiY8os2Kl.jpg
Aparently She was caught kissing Rupert Sanders, who is 41, old enough to be here dad, after the pictures came out, she wrote "I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected," she said. "This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry." but It seems that Stewart's apology fell on deaf ears. Pattinson, 26, already moved out of the Los Angeles home that the couple shares. Do you think Rob and Kristen are just taking a little time apart to cool down, or do you think their romance is done for good? Hit the comments with your thoughts.
Source: http://2349ja..com/2012/07/robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-in.html
BusinessRe: Help Me Guys. I Bought A Domain Name From Godaddy by mrkels(m):
During the process of buying why didn't you pay for a host too? Anyways I will help you create a website. Mail me on mrkels at gmail dot com
WebmastersRe: Free Web Design. by mrkels(m): 8:36pm On Jul 29, 2012
Guy do one for my blog na. Don't have the resources for hosting n domain now jare. Do for me lemme upload to .com
WebmastersRe: Giving Out 10 Domain Name Plus Hosting For 10 Clients Only.. by mrkels(m): 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2012
Mr bigfat01 has abandoned me **crying in swahili** if only bros can come bk to his tread and make me smile
WebmastersRe: Free Logo For Your Websites by mrkels(m): 2:12pm On Jul 29, 2012
Op thanks a lot, really love the logos especially the last one. Highly professional I must confess. And also very beautiful, I for 1 would find it difficult to come up with something like this for now, uploading to my blog www.2349ja..com .just wish the .com was inscribed somewhere in the loga shaaa grin anyways thanks bro , you rock!!!
WebmastersRe: How To Get Huge Traffic To A Site by mrkels(m): 11:25pm On Jul 28, 2012
oscar4luv: 20,000+ hits is quite easy to reach, Join my forum and pm me there...
You be yeye human being, you wan give person 20000 daily yet you have less than 500.mtcheeew
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WebmastersRe: Help On Getting Adsense Approval. by mrkels(m):
Mail me on mrkels at gmail dot com
i ll fix the problems on your blog so you ll get approved
WebmastersRe: Google Adsense by mrkels(m):
Just email me on mrkels at gmail dot com
State your problems, and i can fix them for you.
EducationRe: Strictly 4 Mathematicians by mrkels(m): 10:38am On Jul 28, 2012
H= (2pie + 2piek)/Tg

This ans is based on the equation T=(2pie*squareroot h^2 + k^2)/gh
WebmastersRe: I Need Someone To Teach Me How To Create Web-site by mrkels(m):
Teach urself bro. How come niit didn't teach u self? undecided get a book and teach urself. Mail me for a complete guide on dreamveaver CSS e book. You would learn everything you want about coding there. If you don't want to code, download artisteer 3, it would help you with beautiful designs for your website that you can just customise and then export to joolma, dreamweaver,blogger,anywhere self. Download and mail me for activation code too. All the best. My mail is mrkels at gmail dot com

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