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 Health › Re: When Last Did You Go For HIV Test? by mrkels(m): 10:27pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
When I was in school , I went with my friend for my first test, I just escorted him there..when I got there to my surprise I met my babe in the hall waiting to do her...I nearly sh*t for body that moment. Though the test came out negative, I never trusted that girl again in my life, I even had to tell the counsellor that the lady that went in b4 me was my gf just incase there was something she would like to advice me about..i  1 Like |
| Education › Re: Why Do People Generally Hate Maths? by mrkels(m): 2:57pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Ubiero: Mathematics is my forte. I began to love mathematics in the university,my second year to be precise. Infact, my transcript shows that I scored 60 and above in all my mathematical courses except for 100level.Something tells me you finished from ben..mtheco... |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Toll Gate Kaduna by mrkels(m): 8:08pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Those fools never tire? Funny when the christains retaliate people would condem the act and act on it, but when BH bombs, its kind of like a normal thing 5 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Chris Okotie’s Love Child Expose? Woman Claims 3 Abortions For Him by mrkels(m): 1:31pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
But okotie no get half-past eye like the small geh nah Anyways its evident that they are kinda going through some hard times and this is their time to speak up and get some help from the pastor. I wouldn't blame them, carry on , you deserve it. |
| Romance › Re: Did Our Fore-fathers Pay Such High Bride Price That We Are Forced To Pay Today? by mrkels(m): 1:19pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
I no blame this guy, its just the mentality of the illitrates we have in nigeria. And they are many, nearly 91%. They are not selling their daughters as commodities, they are simply showing off to families and friends. I watched this same topic about nigerian marriages on BBC last week where they showed a girls wedding in lag with almost 5000 guests and people were boasting that this was the weeding of the century. The english journalist was so diassapointed and disgusted in the african culture .he didn't even understand why that much amount of persons would come for a wedding they in which they knew little or nothing about the main people getting married. |
| Webmasters › Re: Websoft To Launch Vantium M1 Tablet by mrkels(m): 11:56am On Jul 04, 2012 |
limitbreka: Good news. Hope is not the Alibaba type of Tablet cos i have one here to dash any stranger.I need it o...oya dash me asap |
| Webmasters › Re: Websoft To Launch Vantium M1 Tablet by mrkels(m): 11:53am On Jul 04, 2012 |
redcliff: but it seems they only accept paypal payments or would a gtb card work with it?Guy make your reseach well before sending your money online o, never heard of that chanivasion before, they may be a scam, until you see enough reviews not from only nairaland but other well known digital forums before you make payments ok. Google chinavision reviews or chanavasion: scam or not etc to get ans |
| Forum Games › Re: Guess D Job Of D Poster Above U. . . by mrkels(m): 7:48am On Jul 04, 2012 |
Above me: Gay stripper Below me: Jobless |
| Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! 2008 Mercedes Benz GL450 4matic by mrkels(m): 7:28am On Jul 04, 2012 |
nobody does it better than these people. Wishing I ha 7.5 million more |
| Crime › Re: 16_years Old Girl Gang Molested In Suv For 20 days by mrkels(m): 7:24am On Jul 04, 2012 |
They deserve to be killed no matter what the girl did to them. @op edit the title. Damn 20days? Omg some people are terrible. I wouldn't mind giving these boys jungle justice if I caught them |
| Car Talk › Re: Cheap Cars For Low Income Earners? by mrkels(m): 7:14am On Jul 04, 2012 |
RED DEVILS: what do you mean 100k for tokunbo. If na true pls where can i get itGuy you funny, what he meant was after buying a tokubo you would still spend at least 100k on some things 2 Likes |
| Phones › Re: How Do I Drop A Message For Someone On Twitter? by mrkels(m): 5:36am On Jul 04, 2012 |
Godmother: I'm new on twitter. How do I drop a message for someoneThere is an option of 'Direct message' which send the message straight to his/her inbox.the only catch is that you both have to follow each other for this to happen. You could also do it openly by composing new tweet and starting the tweet with @ followed by the person's username ie @luxlyangels say you want to send a message to luxlyangels. |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Leaving Jayz For Dbanj by mrkels(m): 5:32am On Jul 04, 2012 |
Useless magazine that wants publicity 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Deleted Post by mrkels(op): 4:55am On Jul 04, 2012*. Modified: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
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| Travel › Re: Why Are There So Many Lizards In Nigeria? by mrkels(m): 7:56pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Wtf front page? Seun don dey drink too much alomo bittaz n smoke too much ganja @op ask the lizards jor, who even dey notice that sh*t these days? 4 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why You Are Not Getting The Job. by mrkels(m): 6:41pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
كلورين: [size=13pt] you are at an interview with 10 different people applying for the same position, the interviwer asks.Someone should give a honest answer to this question |
| Car Talk › Re: Isuzu Rodeo Engine Immersed In Flood Waters And Runs Fine by mrkels(m): 6:28pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Same thing happened to my benz last week in benin, was completely immersed in water and it finally hit someting hard and the exhust fell off, water almost reached my shirts too, funny, I drove that car with water inside and no exhust to warri that same evening.and the car is currently with me in asaba, no hassles, I only fixed the exhust because the fuel comsumption trippled that night. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Armed Robber Robbing In D Afternoon Today by mrkels(m): 3:02pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Let's hope they won't ask for police report before treating him o, @op keep us posted pls |
| Adverts › Re: MTN Goodwill Automania - 100 Brand New Hyundai Ix35 Suvs To Be Won by mrkels(m): 2:53pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Bullshit |
| Family › Re: To My Future Kids by mrkels(m): 2:27pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
#ToMyFutureKids Your mother is currently dating swaggaful douchebags. I'll see you in a few years after she gets her priorities straight |
| Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by mrkels(m): 10:44am On Jul 02, 2012 |
FoxD3: Thans a lot!The only info i could get on this was : VIN:2V8HW54X69R549540 World region:North America Manufactured in:Canada Year:2009 Make:Volkswagen Model:ROUTAN SEL Body style:Sport Van Drive type:FWD Fuel type:Gas Cylinders:6 Cylinders Standard options:Air Conditioning, Power Steering, Power Brakes, Power Windows, Tilt Wheel, Daytime Running Lights, ABS (4-Wheel) Date of loss: 2011-06-24 Cause of loss: Collision Date of loss: 2011-06-24 Cause of loss: Collision Anti-brake system: 4-Wheel ABS Body style: PASSENGER VAN Body type: 4-Door Extended Van Brake - front: Disc Brake - rear: Disc Brake system: 4-Wheel Disc Cargo volume: 83.00 cu. ft. / 2350.3 liter Consumption in the city: 17 miles/gallon / 13.8 liters/100 km Consumption on the highway: 25 miles/gallon / 9.4 liters/100 km Curb weight: 4621 lbs / 2100.5 kg Driveline: FWD Engine capacity: V6, 4.0L Engine series: V-6 4.0L Engine type: 4.0L V6 SOHC 24V Fuel tank: 20.50 gallon / 77.6 liter Fuel type: Gasoline Overall height: 68.90 in / 175.0 cm Overall length: 202.50 in / 514.4 cm Overall width: 76.90 in / 195.3 cm Series: SEL - PZEV Standard seating: 7 Steering Type: R&P Tires: 225/65R17 Transmission: 6-Speed Automatic Trim level: SEL Turning Diameter: 38.00 in / 96.5 cm Vehicle type: Van Warranty distance: 36 000 mile / 57 000 km Warranty duration: 36 month Wheelbase: 121.20 in / 307.8 cm |
| Crime › Re: Man R*pes In-law To Death by mrkels(op): 9:05am On Jul 02, 2012 |
phreakabit: THANKS FOR NOT ADMITTING. . . Always knew you were reasonable. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Spain Vs Italy (4 - 0) On 1st July 2012 by mrkels(m): 11:25pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
phreakabit: Fnck outta here you zygote brained tadpole. . . That was obviously a typo. . . I wouldn't expect a poorly educated dimwit such as yourself to understand that. . . . You are as intelligent as a sp3rm cell.Ode of the highest order. That is what you are. Smh Go and drink garri and sleep you pauper |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Spain Vs Italy (4 - 0) On 1st July 2012 by mrkels(m): 11:04pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
phreakabit: Woek on your English grammar son. . .Look who's talking. #youknowyouneedenglishlessonswhen you spell work as woek dumbas*s 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Spain Vs Italy (4 - 0) On 1st July 2012 by mrkels(m): 10:13pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
phreakabit: It is apparent who the loser here is.Yes it is: YOU ARE!!!
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Spain Vs Italy (4 - 0) On 1st July 2012 by mrkels(m): 10:10pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
phreakabit: Well he is still Balotelli. . . . You are [size=5pt]nobody[/size]. . .And you are just another loser trying to make some noise |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Spain Vs Italy (4 - 0) On 1st July 2012 by mrkels(m): 10:05pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
Nothing for ''WHY ALWAYS ME'' Tonight...balotelli my assss
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