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CelebritiesRe: Goldie Without Makeup At BBA Stargame by mrkels(op): 2:58pm On Jun 13, 2012
Christianity EtcBoastful Dr Sign Fireman says Pa enebeli broke the rules by mrkels(op):
Imagine what we are hearing from online blogs and social media outlets.
Pastor Sign Fireman, Boastefully saying he healed veteran actor Pa Enebeli Enebuwa,and that he warned Enebeli of some things he needed to heed to in order to keep his healing intact. i mean lets face it, only God heals and not any dick and harry pastor who has been caught on tape before saying you have to entice members to bring money to his church(Perfect Christianity Mission, Aguda, Surulere, Lagos) in a session with his pastors and also ran an advert campaign for the church saying "ALL THE HOT GIRLS GO TO Perfect Christianity Mission, EXCEPT YOU'' with some flimsy models on the cover making the entire campaign look like a night club bash. Also after each miracle jesus did he never gave people conditions telling them to heed to this and that for their healing process to be complete.
In his words: I warned Enebeli of some things he needed to heed to in order to keep his healing intact.
The conditions were;
1. Stop thinking about house. (Only God knows what he meant here)
2. Take your(Pa enebeli) mind off marital challenges and
3. You can then have Your healing
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He told Nigeriafilms.com that he warned Enebeli of mixing his faith with doctrines of white garment churches which his wife attends but the actor failed to heed this warning.
He then asked of what union does light has with darkness?
He said Enebeli's condition may have worsened due to his inability to complete his healing process. He said some healing miracles need to be nurtured into maturity.
"In the video I gave you (reffering to Nigeriafilms.com) Enebeli said he had not walked for five months, but he walked after I healed him-((This makes me go mad each time i hear this.Healing ko Healing ni.))
"After that day, I never saw him again. I told him to always visit the church to go through a healing process. This is a common thing with healing ministries. Why would he say I didn't heal? Why would he say my healing was fake?
He said some people held his legs while he was walking. Tell me in the video with you where people held his legs to walk? I still don't want to believe he said that," Pastor Fireman told Nigeriafilms.com.
Clearing the air on the video posted online, Pastor Fireman said he is not responsible for that. He said he has never and will never do such.
"I don't need Pa Enebeli's healing to authenticate my healing and miracle ministry. I have healed top Hollywood actors of AIDS and other diseases, why didn't I post them online?
"His healing miracle is not near the biggest miracle I have performed. So, why would I want to take glory for his healing?" the pastor asked. Just imagine ranting utterances . I wonder what goes on in his church members head.
http://2349ja..com/2012/06/pa-enebeli-enebuwa-broke-rules-thats.html
CelebritiesGoldie Without Makeup At BBA Stargame by mrkels(op): 5:52pm On Jun 11, 2012
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Women look beautiful with makeups, that's a fact. And there are some that are naturally beautiful too, although you can find that naturally beautiful girl in 1 out of 100,000,000 of them grin. Anyways What am here to discuss today is that there are some side effects from these products used to beautify the body as it is clearly shown on sexy pop diva,Susan Abimbola Filani-Harvey a.k.a Goldie face at the Big brother star reality game show(above)
Because of the marketing power from the advertising media, Women are seduced into using makeup as teens. It affects their body's ever changing chemistry and becomes a vicious, self destructive, self loathing cycle that ends up making some of them look old and ugly on the inside and out.
It can be compared to using synthetic oil in your car, once you start you can never stop or it will ruin your engine. Maybe am wrong, But there are pictures from the reality tv show that backs up my theory above.


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CrimeRe: Sexy Female Prison Officer Jailed For Having Illicit Relationships With Convicts by mrkels(op): 8:47pm On Jun 10, 2012
2buff: The only cell I've seen in real life was an amoeba when staring down a telescope in biology class a very long time ago cheesy kiss



Hope say no be jealousy be dat , as in, babes like you full ground but na one babe wey dey prison na ein awon boys wan commit crime go meet cheesy

...but damn she fine.
So fine bro...she be ogbanje!!!
WebmastersRe: The Truths About Web Designing/Development Business in Nigeria by mrkels(m): 9:34pm On Jun 09, 2012
[size=20pt]fear dey catch una, please showcase your work along with ur tarnishing posts make we see wether na scap yeye useless website una get. all the sites i have seen here(i havnt clicked all sha) are crap except on SA one grin grin[/size]
RomanceRe: Shw Wants To Marry As A Virgin But I Can't Hold My Body by mrkels(m): 2:56pm On Jun 09, 2012
GO AND FAP IN THE BATHROOM, SOME PEOPLE SAY ITS NOT A SIN grin
RomanceRe: Bad Girls Always End Up Marrying Good Guys? by mrkels(m): 2:53pm On Jun 09, 2012
I LOVE BAD GIRLS BUT I CAN NEVER MARRY ONE, I HOPE I DONT MARRY ONE TOO IJN tongue
BTW, AM A GOOD GUY grin
RomanceRe: 80% Of Naija Girls Are Prostitutes by mrkels(m): 2:50pm On Jun 09, 2012
ogugua88: That means 80% of Nigerian men can't find girlfriends.
BUT IT ALSO MEAN WITH THEIR MONEY,80% OF NIGERIAN MEN CAN PHOCK ANY NIGERIAN SLUTTT HERE ON NAIRALAND, AND FROM THIS POSTERS STATISTIC,80% OF THEM.
RomanceRe: 80% Of Naija Girls Are Prostitutes by mrkels(m): 2:49pm On Jun 09, 2012
HEY THIS POSTER GOT A POINT...ALL THOSE LADIES HATING YOU ARE THE ONES THAT COLLECT A LOT OF MONEY -THEY ARE THE REAL LOVE PEDDLERS BRO...DONT MIND THEM.
HealthRe: Timothy Brown Cured Of AIDS: 'I Feel Good' by mrkels(m): 2:41pm On Jun 09, 2012
[size=19pt]THIS HAPPENED 2YEARS AGO OR SOMETIME EARLY LAST YEAR NA. IT AINT NEWS[/size]
CelebritiesOverpriced Celebrity Items-auctioning Now by mrkels(op): 3:15pm On Jun 08, 2012
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Where are all the big boys on the internet. Those ones that spend 800k a night in clubs like club10 and the rest.
These items(above) are up for grasp and those men on nairaland/naijapals who claim to have similar things, well this time these are limited editions so go and place higher bids and get them for yourselves .
Kanye West is auctioning off a pair of his limited edition Nikes on eBay, and bids have already topped $80,000!
What? You don't have $80,000 lying around? Or maybe you do and you'd rather just spend the cash on 1,777 pairs of Vans sneakers. Personally, if I had to spend that money, i ll rather Just build a house in the south.
Surely that would be a wiser investment than dishing out $217,000(over 140 million naira) for a signed Jay-Z watch, $57 for P. Diddy's robe , or $1,000 for a pit bull puppy Chris Brown once cuddled with.
These auctions are currently running on ebay.com . Feel free to get some or all as your pockets can carry.
http://2349ja..com/2012/06/overpriced-celebrity-items-auctioning.html
CrimeRe: Sexy Female Prison Officer Jailed For Having Illicit Relationships With Convicts by mrkels(op): 2:55pm On Jun 08, 2012
Billyonaire: What will such a pretty thing be doing with prisoners when am here.....
You are obviously not bad enough and not fun enough for her liking...The bad guys makes the romance hotter for her i think. Shes a very sick person trust me.Her mission was to make inmates kill themselves over her.
CrimeRe: Sexy Female Prison Officer Jailed For Having Illicit Relationships With Convicts by mrkels(op): 2:53pm On Jun 08, 2012
eldav: Damn!

Just imagine how she'll look from behind grin
I imagined it too, i might even go and see her someday(conjugal things o grin)

sexkillz: [color=#000030] Coming from a self acclaimed married man, one can only imagine how ugly your wife is. And there she is, never knowing her idio't of a husband is WISHING she wasn't such an ugly duckling. . . Fresh Ode![/color]
Y u dey beef the guy na? r u ugly fine?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Paid Forum Moderator With Spam Management Focus by mrkels(m): 2:51pm On Jun 08, 2012
Christianity EtcRe: Little Kelvin Santos Wakes Up From The Dead,asks For Water, And Dies Again. by mrkels(op): 9:50pm On Jun 07, 2012
Zodiac61: And you believe everything you read over the internet?
https://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4449/iranmaybe.png
This one is true
RomanceRe: Is masturbat.ion A Sin? by mrkels(op): 9:49pm On Jun 07, 2012
Peterson1993: Sin against humanity but not to God. I say humanity because masturbating is the major reason why homosexualism and lesbianism is on the increase. So many taking it as normal. If am girl and If i can self-service myself, while should'nt I be able to service my fellow ladies? When masturbating frequently, the evil spirits steps in. Because you sex yourself, you will be looking for a person similar to you to sex as well and you wont get any interest in the opposit sex
https://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4449/iranmaybe.png
RomanceRe: Is masturbat.ion A Sin? by mrkels(op): 7:15pm On Jun 07, 2012
joeydozzy: ashawo don finish for market?
I nor dey do ashawo undecided
RomanceRe: Is masturbat.ion A Sin? by mrkels(op): 5:26pm On Jun 07, 2012
koozy: Sorry sin against who/what?
Wahala dey o! I don't want to be a self-servicer o. Some1 tell me this is a sin and its bad plsssssssss embarassed
CrimeRe: Sexy Female Prison Officer Jailed For Having Illicit Relationships With Convicts by mrkels(op): 5:24pm On Jun 07, 2012
Another Okija: LIke I am ready to stab someone in the neck just to fhuck this babe in prison!! Wassup! shocked
After the stabbing before you get a chance to phuck her , you be excuted by lethal injection grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by mrkels(m):
jk lawson: kiss[color=#990000][/color]
Baby girl one brest is bigger than the other grin
I am not sure doctors have a name for this condition yet
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is masturbat.ion A Sin? by mrkels(op): 4:56pm On Jun 07, 2012
gidjah: Are u a born again, truely converted wt holy ghost inside of u ?? Do u study d bible properly? If yes then hear ds, this is one of those issues u dnt discuss were unbelievers gather else u will cause lots of babies in d faith to stray u can only get the mysteries behind ds frm top men of God. And it will only be discussed were leaders in the faith are gathered. Smoking is not sin to me but a bad habit, yet i hv neva n will neva smoke coz its not a sin, Prior
Meaning masturbat.ion is not a sin but a bad habit and you have never don it beforehuhhuh I just want to know bro.
RomanceRe: Is masturbat.ion A Sin? by mrkels(op): 4:28pm On Jun 07, 2012
Me aint no gangster,me aint no wankster, me just me!
My female friend normally helps me with that sha.
RomanceRe: Is masturbat.ion A Sin? by mrkels(op): 4:15pm On Jun 07, 2012
life_style: undecided
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceIs masturbat.ion A Sin? by mrkels(op): 4:10pm On Jun 07, 2012
I want to know o. I once heard a man of God say it was not a sin but a habit(verify pls).was he telling the truth? grin
NYSCRe: What Have You Achieved After Your NYSC ? by mrkels(m): 3:47pm On Jun 07, 2012
rexfada: I finished service last Feb, since then, I have bagged a cisco certificate, a job (though small pay, but not bad for a start), some cool dough in my account and a bike for exercise and easy movement around town
God would make you bigger bro.IJN
For me I finished in oct last year. Achievements?Good question.well I have a blog grin
CrimeRe: Sexy Female Prison Officer Jailed For Having Illicit Relationships With Convicts by mrkels(op): 3:24pm On Jun 07, 2012
koozy: She's hot!
Very Very, that's y I said timothy was a lucky convict grin grin
RomanceRe: Never Date Your Ex-good OR BAD ADVICE? by mrkels(op): 2:37pm On Jun 07, 2012
~Killz~:
Bad idea to the power of Infinity. . .
That's undefined. Bro
grin grin
CrimeRe: Man R*pes In-law To Death by mrkels(op): 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2012
MRbrownJAY: bro YES she was r[b]a[/b]ped, but the se.xual assault is NOT what killed her. she was already dead BEFORE the se.xual assault happened. you cannot put the carriage before the horses, and therefore the ra.pe is NOT the direct action that killed her.

here are some other example:
if you kill someone and then burn their body, would you say they were burned to death?
if you kill someone and then chop their body, would you say they were chopped to death?

even if she was ra.ped, AND THEN MURDERED, it wouldnt be viewed as "ra.pe to death", unless the se.xual assault itself is what killed her.
ok o MRjaybrown

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