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4reigningqueen: Third Question:
Very Tricky Arithmetic ! Note: This Must Be
Done In Your Head Only .
Do NOT Use Paper And Pencil Or A
Calculator. Try It.
Take 1000 And Add 40 To It. Now Add
Another 1000. Now Add 30 .
Add Another 1000. Now Add 20. Now Add
Another 1000.
Now Add 10. What Is The Total ?
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Got everything except this, damn this really confused me .

AJJ: A lesbian? U r supposed 2 b gay as a man.
Do u intend to change them?

Am so not gay bro. Hehehe
I do not intend to change them either

Your fada
Can your president take a bullet for you? Mtcheeeeewww

Just hook me up , I ll be waiting xoxo

I feel your pain,my sister who had won many beauty pagents then in sch suffered from something similar to this the in her finals, yes I said finals when she was to attend her final year week and study for her ecams, she almost committed suicide. All the doctors in UBTH couldn't help her, I cried with her one day at ubth my dear, but something miraculous happened, one lady saw her and told her to put her face in warm water all the time and gave her some powerful prayer point. That was her breakthrough, even till this day I don't understand how it all cleared out of her face . My advice to you is see a Doc, tell him about
1) Tinaderm (Tolnaftate topical solution) it is a very effective lotion. Its effect is moderately long lasting. This is a water-soluble lotion and is externally applied on the affected parts of skin, preferably during night hours. Its composition is 10 mg of Tolnaftate USP in Polyethylene and Glycol 400 USP NF base q.s.
Support it with prayers like my sister did and you would be fine in a week.
Wish you luck bro

Odunnu: Put what on the front page?

Is topic
You feel it aint worthy to be there? Tk ur time odunno abi idunno.
@op well well your friend is suffering from inferiority complex. That's my prognosis. Let him get a girl who can love him for who he is and all that would change. Friends like you supporting him and showing him love would make tins great for him too

Dennis Brown: Pls i need advice cuz i have no knowledge on the cost, the environment, is their discrimation with blacks, and any other advice due necessary.

Google Noni.

Men congrats first o

What kind of benz? And let's see some pictures

Very nice...

Zenanted: i wish i'll get dat opportunity hr in naija ,i'll do it twice!

lol at Twice

Not always true. They are just hard working, and some of them push harder than you, that's why they got and you don't for now.

You got mail bro

Ok let's see how this one goes. I would be needing a tab or playbook soon and since your prices are good, I ll patronise. Let's keep our fingres crossed

ayoflyn: QuickBooks 2012, i have this sofware the size is 535,687 KB
call Oscar 080 6771 7715, ill give you the download link inc key gen.For much less than its going for.

He said he didn't need pirated copies remember? You can't upload data online with a pirated copy of this 2012 version

A kidney for example is worth $75,000 in the black market.
Do you think a nigerian man would donate his own for free? For me I know I wouldn't

Price for quickbook pro is on amazon for $168
I could give you mine for $100

BABY ON A LEDGE

blank: I find it such a paradox. They are fornicating and you ask them to wake up and pray. hmmm. Okay.

Silly

Btw mastu.bation attracts spiritual husband?

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If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re f*cked.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.
Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn’t want to.
Jack Bauer’s gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack fucking Bauer.
As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”
While being ‘put under’ in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
If Jack’s starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
David Spade always says ‘yes’ to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would he would do for a Klondike bar...
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The best way is to modify it and delete everything you typed. Personally I would prefer a delete all button, not here sha cos I love this community but on naijapals,those bastards have killed my websites page rank

donigspain: Sweet Memories:
PRI 1 - I was appointed the class monitor simply bcuz I lifted HALF block.
PRI 2 - Recognized by the HEADMASTER for conducting a solo 'sting' operation which led to the STATE expulsion of an ogbanje dude in my school.
PRI 3 - I was tortured by a macho dude in my class for exposing his after-school profession which is grinding pepper in the market.
PRI 4 - I was given a BLACK EYE by a much smaller troublesome dude in my class. My class gals had to press d eye wit ice blocks and rubb.
PRI 5 - I stayed back at school crying until it got dark cuz I came 2nd in a class of about 50. My 1st time of leaving 1st position.
PRI 6 - Became the overall school MONITOR (Head Boy) and finally reclaimed my 1st position from Isani Ogwo. That guy terrorised me academically.

You don dey lie like ur papa and mama now say na only first yu dey carry

All these ede time ede this and that you people are singing I never did them in my primary school o.

Here in the south we did more of : old roger is dead, mary had a little lamb,old mchdonald etc

emmysenior: Don't knw hw to upload it properly

lemme help you, even though it doesn't relate to the topic

Well fed govt said they should go and source for funds themselves and that's exactly what they are doing. Its sad sha.