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WebmastersRe: Vconnect Is Stealing Our Clients, Giving Them A Wrong Impression by mrkels(m): 8:53am On May 20, 2012
Is that true? for 5k?how?
TravelRe: DV 2013 Winners Meet Here by mrkels(m): 8:32am On May 20, 2012
temmytanny: @all,this is becoming BIG deal for agents oooo and am really baffled. How can some one says he wants to collect 400k when the applicant hasnt even been given visa? What if he goes ahead with the interview and wasnt given visa? My heart aches and any agent here reading my post should please stop this. I know the embassy cant do anything about this case but be considerate.500k,400k,600k? My fellow agents,dats damn too much. Imagine having 10winners,that means you would be millionaires in a giffy.
Guys, as i have always told you,some agents are good while some are terribly BAD. If you are using any agent for your application or registration ,make sure you collect your CN or reach agreement with the agent to collect your CN before he even register you. Anyone reading my post now should please tell your neighbor, friends,families to desist from BAD agents. mrkels cousin's case would be like traumatic to them.
If you all have time,go through the instructions very carefully and i bet you will fill the forms yourself,do the passport yourself and apply your self without help of any agent.

@mrkels,i dont even know what to say now cos this issue is complicated. Are you sure your cousin WON it or he is trying to scam you? You need to confirm first before you make any move.Try to negotiate with the agent maybe he can come down cos i dont see myself paying any agent above 50k,if at all am to use an agent. You can still use NIPOST for sendig your documents,they are more reliable now.I doubt if it would take more one week to get to US.




@tobi16,its a must you know someone over there in US, try relate with friends that have relations over there in US,they should be able to help out. I would have said you should use an agent now but with what is happening now,i cant recommend one for you.

@all, stop rushing to send your forms to KCC if you make mistakes that are cant be corrected or that could drawup suspicion,then you are on your own oo OYO!
Thank you very much, Anyone who can come to nairaland here should be able to register his or herself for the next visa lottery,please nobody should use any agent whatsoever ,they are very wicked people scamming their fellow Nigerians, firstly, the lady didn't win 6 years ago when she applied with them, they have been playing for her without her consent, that's not so cool, the real scam here is begging them to register with you and later being like a god when they win telling them if they don't give you 400k+ then nothing for you. seriously when next he comes i ll go and meet him and tell him that, i know its a good thing she won but he shouldn't use it as a yardstick to enrich himself, money don't grow on trees o, even if it does, im sure plucking it wouldn't be as easy as this agent is thinking releasing 400k for him would be. i still dont understand why these agents collect these high fees, nairalanders is it that hes gonna be able to do an additional thing for her later? As in help fasten the process or guarantee the visa procurement since hes a so called agent and may know people there in the embassy who can do some little tricks, am only saying this because lets face it, 400k is too large, if you are not guaranteeing visa then what exactly is my cousin paying for? your 20MB of data you used in registering her? or #200 scanning of photos??
CelebritiesWill Smith SLAPS Reporter On LIVE CAM!!! by mrkels(op): 9:44am On May 19, 2012
Will Smith just slapped a Ukrainian reporter across the face at the Moscow premiere of "Men in Black 3" -- and it was all caught on tape.

The Ukrainian reporter tries to kiss Will on the lips on the red carpet and the actor angrily pushes him away and then backhands him across the face.

You can clearly see that Will is incredibly pissed that the guy showed overt affection toward him.

After Will slaps the guy, Will says, "He's lucky I didn't sucker punch him."

We're told the dude who kissed Will is a television reporter who often kisses celebrities -- it's his schtick.

Watch the video here: http://2349ja..com/2012/05/will-smith-slaps-reporter-on-live-cam.html
For the record, Will just came out in support of gay marriage.

A source on scene tells TMZ, the reporter's mouth brushed up against Will's and that's why the actor reacted so violently. Despite the incident, Will stayed positive ... and happily continued to sign autographs for fans and do red carpet interviews.

TravelRe: DV 2013 Winners Meet Here by mrkels(m): 9:04am On May 19, 2012
Bussyme: No option 4 u my bros without CN u cannt go further. Meet d agent maybe he can reduce or any modality of payment which can convinent 4 ur cousin
Omo the guy is so damn wicked, after scaming my cousin that shes not gonna pay a dime when he registered her now hes demanding 400k if she wants to go alone and if her husband wants to go with her 600k, NONESENSE, hes just lucky my parents are in town if not i for show am pepper, i dont even care if hes reading this post, you no just try. NAIRALANDER, PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW ANYBODY TO REGISTER YOU FOR DV LOTTERY AGAIN BECAUSE IF YOU WIN THEY WOULD HOLD YOUR CONFIRMATION NUMBER AND ASK YOU TO PAY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS TO COLLECT IT. THATS THEIR NEW SCAM THEY CALL BUSINESS, IMAGINE SOMEONE HERE HAS ONLY PAID #500 FOR POSTAGE THROUGH NIPOST WHERAS MY COUSIN WOULD PAY 400K FOR JUST GETTING THE CONFIRMATION NUMBER,NOT TO TALK OF POSTAGE EXPENSES WHICH WOULD BE DHL NOW BECAUSE OF TIME, VISA FEES LATER ON IF SHES SELECTED ETC... E NO GO BETTER FOR SOME NIGERIANS WEN DEY DO THEIR FELLOW NIGERIANS STRONG THING I SWEAR.
TravelRe: DV 2013 Winners Meet Here by mrkels(m): 4:57pm On May 18, 2012
Dear nairalanders,an agent is demanding 400k from my cousin o,saying that is his fee and my guy refused to give us CN. Should i tell her to pay him,dont you think its too much
Music/RadioRe: Bob Marley: Remembering The Legend Of Reggae by mrkels(m): 8:24pm On May 11, 2012
...so it's Marley day, so you need to see how MaryJay feels like //PsychiatricHospitalDeyWaitForYou//

Marley is a legend!!
CelebritiesRihanna's Wild Night At The Met Ball Ends In The Hospital by mrkels(op): 4:47pm On May 11, 2012
Rihanna was well enough to plant smooches on rapper Rick Ross at Monday evening's Costume Institute Gala, but the Bajan superstar's big night out took its toll on her body. On Tuesday, the singer tweeted a picture of her arm fixed up with an IV, her talon-like black nails on full display.
Though MediaTakeOut claims Rihanna was hospitalized due to "exhaustion and dehydration," the singer has been battling the flu for the past several days. She bowed out of a dress rehearsal for Saturday Night Live over the weekend, reportedly angering taskmaster Lorne Michaels.
Hopefully Rihanna takes some time to rest up, as she's got a very important gig on the horizon: She'll be singing her new hit, "Where Have You Been," on American Idol on May 23.
http://2349ja..com/2012/05/rihannas-wild-night-at-met-ball-ends-in.html

ComputersRe: Post Ur Windows 8 Problems Here by mrkels(m): 3:18pm On May 11, 2012
My Windows 7 is cool enough for me, its genuine and free(came with my new hp) so that windows 8 should chill. Don't have 3GB to spare to download it, and even if I want to, I ll wait for the final release with fixed patches .
FamilyRe: Husband Sacked From Bank Job by mrkels(m): 2:43pm On May 11, 2012
He's rich o! Some people no get reach 100k for their accounts.
Make e go soak garri jor.
Anyways give him time to re-invent himself. Loosing a job is not easy . I for one know how it feels,although I have never lost 1 b4!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Howard Webb To Referee Manchester United’s Final Game by mrkels(m): 2:37pm On May 11, 2012
I just hope mancity would loose their match!!!
HealthRe: Lagos Issues Quit Notice To Sacked Doctors. by mrkels(m): 2:32pm On May 11, 2012
Is this for realhuh Wahala dey o!!! **Laughing in my native dialet** grin grin
RomanceRe: 3 Guys Say I Am The One. What Do I Do? by mrkels(m): 2:26pm On May 11, 2012
@poster this is 2012, who did you finally get married to? grin
RomanceRe: She Has Dangerous Mouth Odour But Always Wants To Kiss Me by mrkels(m): 2:19pm On May 11, 2012
SAFO: What type of bush mentality is this? Cursed or possessed?

It's called chronic halitosis and it's a disease. No amount of expensive toothpaste or oral mouth wash will cure it. It requires medical attention.
I said at that time, didn't think so later on .
CelebritiesRihanna And Chris Brown Are No Longer Twitter Friends by mrkels(op): 10:22pm On May 10, 2012
Rihanna and Chris Brown have gone from collaborators to passive aggressive ex-lovers with the swift drop of an extremely rude remix. Blink 182 has canceled a bunch of May tour dates because drummer Travis Barker has had some lame-ass tonsils. The Ying Yang Twins have remixed their boy Justin Bieber. It's all happening.

• Though Chris Brown seemed to have nothing but fondness for ex-girlfriend Rihanna on their last collaborative effort, a remix of her song "Birthday Cake" (sample Chris lyric: "Girl I wanna f**k you right now / Been a long time, I've been missing your body"wink, it seems that all is not well between these two.

The music industry's least healthy relationship ruptured sometime after Chris posted a link to his "Theraflu" freestyle, which includes very curious lyrics about an ex-girlfriend: "Don't f**k with my old b**ch it's like a bad fur / Every industry n***a done had her / Shook the tree like a pumkin just to smash her / B**ch is breaking codes, but I'm the password."

Given that Rihanna is the only Brown ex anyone knows or cares about, it's not surprising Rihanna assumed he was referring to her and tweeted, "Aw, poor dat #neaux1currrrr" before unfollowing him.

Brown subsequently tweeted, "Assumptions! I didn't say any names so if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about." He then unfollowed Rihanna back, because he is a ridiculous, passive aggressive child that every woman should avoid. Not to mention Rihanna could have said the exact. Same. Thing.
http://2349ja..com/2012/05/rihanna-and-chris-brown-are-no-longer.html

RomanceRe: Does A Woman Has D Power To Curse A Guy Becuase He Broke Up With Her? by mrkels(m): 5:30pm On May 10, 2012
Most girls people are fettish. Just be a prayerful man and no curse whatsoever would touch you , as long as you are in christ all things would become new, that's family curses, heriditary curses etc. Also if you are in christ, you won't have a girl you want to marry elsewhere while decieving another making promises to her. Just be a good person ok. Let's hope God's grace in your life is stong enough to counter any curse she may sent to you. And yes I keep saying you and not your friend because I think this happened to you. I may be wrong though
RomanceRe: She Has Dangerous Mouth Odour But Always Wants To Kiss Me by mrkels(m): 4:21pm On May 10, 2012
Please people this is not a lauging matter as I once had this problem with one of my gf then in sch, there was no polite way of saying it, and trust me I never did till this day, and it seemed then the girl didn't know about the odour as we never discussed it. Am not saying am the cleanest man on earth, but c'mon you just have to keep your mouth clean at all cost, that goes to every other part of the body. At a time I thought she was cursed or possesed , you know to drive men away, but then I came to my senses and settled for the fact that her hygienic level is low. @poster there is no polite way of telling this girl o, if you really like her then you people should start taking a bath together and brushing together too, do this often, buy some expensive toothpastes,that may just do the trick.
Hope this helps
PhonesRe: Is Your MTN Blackberry Service Working? by mrkels(m): 2:16pm On May 10, 2012
Ya all should change to glo. Mtn has always sucked and would always suck. Any thing internet for me is glo for now. They are very reliablein my area. At least for now.
PhonesRe: Instagram by mrkels(m): 12:53am On May 10, 2012
Another way Mark the owner of facebook would make billions from you people and one mumu here is saying ''only for big boys, I like that'' How do people reason in this country self
TravelRe: Arik Air And Fraud, What Arenigerians Doing. by mrkels(m): 12:08am On May 10, 2012
THose bastards? most expensive local flights and they don't respect their customers. Don't fly with them anymore, infact self I have not used any airline company in a while.
TravelRe: DV 2013 Winners Meet Here by mrkels(m): 7:57pm On May 07, 2012
Bussyme: let your cousin meet the man & ask for confirmation code to verify whether she truely selected. I'm sure if your cousin won the agent will demand for commision. Wishing her best of LUCK.........
Had that in mind but I was wondering if he ll send it
CelebritiesRe: Actress Uses Lovecharm To Blindfold Multi-millonaire Boyfriend(her Name Inside) by mrkels(op): 2:05pm On May 07, 2012
blink182: Rotten post, you are scared she will sue your username? Get a life.

u be first klass mugu
grin grin grin grin grin
She could get a letter ordering seun to giver her my details so you nor know?
TravelRe: DV 2013 Winners Meet Here by mrkels(m): 1:52pm On May 07, 2012
deoyel25: From you post, it is obvious you have never stepped out from the shores of your village. Do you have to go to maitama before you see good things? How come you don't see anything like maitama in your village? Try and visit any developed economy that you can think about. You will realize that things look the same everywhere. Stop discouraging people from traveling out. If the country is good, nobody will apply for the lottery in the first place.
MUGU grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
How can i see anytin like maitama in my village? And i have stepped out of my village plenty times for pleasure o so don't go there. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided
TravelRe: DV 2013 Winners Meet Here by mrkels(m): 1:36pm On May 07, 2012
WAIT O, NAIRALANDERS, MY COUSIN SAW MY PREVIOUS POST HERE AND CALLED ME THIS MORNING SAYING THAT ONE MAN CALLED HER AND TOLD HER THAT SHE WON, SHE REGISTERED WITH THE MAN AND HIS COMPANY OR WHATEVER IT IS SOME YEARS BACK AND THE MAN HAS BEEN PLAYING THE LOTTERY WITH ALL NAMES WITH HIM SINCE THEN, AND THIS TIME SHE HAPPENED TO BE A WINNER ACCORDING TO HIM, ABEG IS THIS ONE ANOTHER FORM OF THE SCAM? WHAT SHOULD I TELL HER O BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THIS AND SHE HAS BEEN BUGGING MY BB SINCE MORNING?
Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy Forms Mavin Records, Signs Tiwa Savage by mrkels(m): 8:45am On May 07, 2012
Always known something was up with these 2.that's why they crucified the person that twitted this.

CelebritiesDavido Again--flaunts Naira Bills Days After Removing 10million Naira Cheque Pic by mrkels(op):
Davido does not play with his money :-)
Heres the young musician showing off some naira bills days after posting his 10million naira cheque on twitter.
Again i say, Boy, Calm down.Until They start following you around before you would stop abi? armed robbers no dey look person face o

http://2349ja..com/2012/05/davido-again-flaunts-naira-bills-days.html

CelebritiesKim K Gives A Blow-j To Kanye West In The Car by mrkels(op):
www.nairaland.com/attachments/696926_kim_k_and_kanye_jpg4139e6989129741bcab09f0a8adf1d9b
The reality star tells E-

He was getting out of the car and his belt got pulled by this hook on the car door and he was trying to pull it up quicker ..and his belt was really heavy. It was a wardrobe malfunction," she said bashfully.

What do you think of this explanation, you believe her? Its definitely a bl*w job
Source
CelebritiesKardashians Sign Huge 3-year Deal With E! by mrkels(op): 4:28pm On May 03, 2012
Love them or hate them, the Kardashians aren't going anywhere for at least another three years. 
Reality TV's most famous family has signed a deal with the E! Entertainment network to star in at least three more seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The lucrative deal is worth a reported $40 million, making it the largest contract in reality TV history (via TMZ).
Kim Kardashian and her extended circle of family and friends are worth it for E!, though. The most recent season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was the network's most watched series, averaging about 3 million viewers per episode, and spin-off shows like Khloe & Lamar and Kourtney & Kim Take New York have proven to be extremely popular as well.
The next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians begins on Sunday, May 20. No word on whether Kim's new paramour, Kanye West, will be included in the upcoming season, but let's all cross our fingers and toes. 
http://2349ja..com/2012/04/tv-roundup-kardashians-sign-huge-3-year.html?m=0

CelebritiesRe: Shocker-kim Kardashian Gets Flour-bombed On Red Carpet by mrkels(op): 4:20pm On May 03, 2012
Mart d dart: Been in jail is a small price to pay considering what that stupid tranny has done to the entertainment industry
Hmmm many people don't like her lifestyle . Me i don't too. But she gives E! So much money that they have decided to extend her contract for another 3yrs
http://www.google.com/m/url?channel=browser&client=ms-rim&ei=AaKiT8D8FcnY8gPL7AE&hl=en&oe=UTF-8&q=http://2349ja..com/2012/04/tv-roundup-kardashians-sign-huge-3-year.html&ved=0CBUQFjAC&usg=AFQjCNHLHSwLmJLnKflnB5fcV238_NNvAw
CelebritiesRe: How Female Rapper, Kel Lost N70m For Alleged Snobbish Act by mrkels(op): 4:12pm On May 03, 2012
iz2much: i dont believe this composed story joor, the way her career is now she doesnt even worth a 7million naira deal let alone 70m
this is trash, recycle bin straight
Confirmed Reports Bro
CelebritiesRe: How Female Rapper, Kel Lost N70m For Alleged Snobbish Act by mrkels(op): 4:12pm On May 03, 2012
OYINBOGOJU: I don"t think she have 70k to spare to treat those fats showing on her lap.

What kind of leg is this?

She no dey watch video at all abi na by force to wear bikini.
Bro me I tire for the legs too o!

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