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This is horrible and very painful .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lywOjK4ccE&feature=player_embedded

http://2349ja..com/2012/07/track-runner-breaks-his-leg-during-100m.html

[size=14pt]JUST TRY SLEEPING WITH A BABALAWO WIFE FIRST, YOU WOULD GET ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED[/size]

[size=20pt]Oct 22 all the way[/size]

INbox me asap
Love the pay part

New dictionary word...

Farouk (VerB): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically. av a lovely weekend!

Men I don't know what to tell you. I'm glad you are begining to see things clearly. There's something you should know that you are so not alone in this your present situation, people have it worse than you, I know of an uncle of mine who is over 50 and has nothing , just 6 wives and over 40 children, this man in questoin has no bank account self, and all his bro n sistas are extremely wealthy. But he has never contemplated suiside, instead, he lures women to his. Bed, they feed him and give him children. Am not saying what he does is okay or honourable cos its not and I hate it when he comes around me, but all am saying is that he found a way out of his situation . He didn't terminate his life because his junoir bro n sis are way wealthier than him or all his mates around him. You can use this infomation to your advantage. Do something to survive, I'm not encouraging any form of dangerous activities please note. There. Are very many legit/moral things you can do with yourself. Get busy,occupy yourself istead of being idle, you have a laptop or a phone you used in accessing nairaland, use it to your advantage to source for information about how to develop yourself,maybe in the ict field, you learn web designs, coding, app develpoment, or you could just write articles,blog with monetization, be a reseller or offer some services online,anything man.these things are not easy but they are real. Take me for instance, I have been blogging since 2008 and I only got my first check of 400p last month.(Blogging is not easy I have to say) That's after 4 years.I recently learnt how to design websites and the I just did one for my dad's church where they gave me 200k .you can do any of these things my brother these info's are on the internet for free. You really should get busy.

Sorry bro, but by now you should know how a job scam looks like , many that tell you to send cv,s to free email domains like gmail.com yahoo.com etc, some advanced one's use paid domain names like pawa.com etc. Just know that the main type of scam in nigeria is advanced fee fraud. You give them a little something for them to give you something big in return. If I was a moderator I would not only delete those threads, but I would mark it as scam with a big red marker just like the ones we see here when moderators close threads. I mean that would be nice, and because of nairaland.com high page rank, anyone who is not a member of nairaland that google searches the job on the internet would be directed to the job page here on nairaland and at the end the person would see its a scam.

Maybe he's a boko harass
Anyways I ll like to hear the full gist first

BlackBaron: Always propose indoors men. Else...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFtDmtWoicY&feature=related
Rejected on live TV


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnyKkA05nYw
Poor guy

Yes the live tv guy proposed with a daimond ring which he bought [after selling his kidney, some ffooll that is, as for me, I would just turn to a serial killer if ever imy proposal is turned down

come o,hope say the tin no dey shock o wen exxessive shot is used, na batistuta shot dey my leg o, I no wan hear of annomalies to the curve when I play shot, I don talk my own

I SERVED IN IMO STATE, THERE IS NO VILLA CALLED UMUDO, YOU MEAN TO say UMUDI@op

OUT OF POINT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTragL2VONw

http://2349ja..com/2012/06/video-of-zimbabwean-housemates-roki.html

From a joke to being disqualified from bba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlD62WCV7LA

If you were her what would you do?

NL is messing up my life right now o, like seriously. In the past it was hi5, then yahoo messenger, later facebook(the worst), then my blackberry, and now I have managed to outgrow those addictions, the one am suffering from now is NL.every $orning b4 I get up I must come here for latest happenings in naija,the tin tire me o. Even though am a silent user, not posting all the time, but I still spend close to 2hrs a day on nl

Sweetlemon: I can't remember the last Sunday that was tragedy-free! God what is happening and when did things become so bad?

Wtf r you saying? Last sunday was tragedy free

Dayum girl!!!!!! at this age? virginity and pride your most prized possession? wake up. Move on.

lair lair pants on fire...

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Here is a photo of the trio we all know as Plantashun boiz. From the Left is Faze, Blackface, Ex-Girlfriend and 2face.
We noticed a plate on the ground, button right. We don’t know who used it but we are suspecting 2face because he seems to have a bigger smile on his face more than the others.
Source: http://2349ja..com/2012/06/tuface-looked-like-aboki.html