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Celebrities / Re: MC, Bossman Comes For Banky W' 'Marry' Inscription, Advises Adesua Etomi by mrkeys226: 1:41pm On May 04, 2017
MC who who know this guy abeg??

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Politics / Re: 'Do Not Be Deceived,This Airline Killed My Wife & Kid':Ex-speaker Blasts Rochas( by mrkeys226: 2:42pm On Jan 25, 2017
Mynd44:
A friend of mine died in an auto crash.

People, stay away from automobiles; they will kill you

2+2=44 logic undecided undecided undecided

only smart people decode sarcasm...i see ppl saying you are not making sense...lol
Romance / Re: Lady Tweets She Wants A Porsche SUV, Few Days Later Her Man Made It Happen(pics) by mrkeys226: 3:19pm On Dec 28, 2016
Dreamwaker:
And so? All the houses politicians buy for their side chick in banana island nko?


HATER LAERT...LOL
Politics / Re: Police To Patrol On Smart Motorbikes In Anambra - Pictures by mrkeys226: 1:34pm On Dec 21, 2016
cassidy1996:
not what i expected......power bike 4 sure

to be honest i opened the post bcus i saw SMART bikes..what is a smart bike sef? like a smart phone? lmao...
Religion / Re: DSTV Censors "God" and "Jesus" On All Their Stations? by mrkeys226: 4:53pm On Dec 13, 2016
shininglite:
DSTV has censored "GOD" and "JESUS" from all "their" stations, any body that thinks there is still time is just living in delusion, the god of this world is upping his game every day, the days are evil, Christians should start preparing for the coming of the Lord, check your garment every single day, because the time is nearer.


TOTALLY WRONG INFO....i wake up to TBN everymorning.....and Jesus' name is mentioned more than a million times...last i checked...TBN is a DSTV channel...

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Business / Re: Stannic IBTC Bank Limits Domiciliary Account Spending To $10000 Per Month by mrkeys226: 7:54am On Dec 02, 2016
this caption is wrong...CBN has not given such a directive. however it is a business decision by the concerned bank.

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Business / Re: Stannic IBTC Bank Limits Domiciliary Account Spending To $10000 Per Month by mrkeys226: 7:52am On Dec 02, 2016
ogododo:
This is a regulated regime. God please intervene; slowly we are becoming a communist nation.

just to clarify...this isnt a CBN regulation but a business decision by STANBIC...
Travel / Re: The Content Of The Snack Pack Arik Air Gives Passengers In Economy Class by mrkeys226: 7:55am On Nov 28, 2016
Gido:
I paid N32k for a seat in economy class of Arik Air from

Lagos to Jos and was expecting to be served with at

least a nigerian standard plate of plain jollof rice. Lo and

behold, Arik gave me a snack pack worth N150!!!!!! Haba

Arik una big pass happy hour and starlight biscuit naa.

You need to improve on what you serve your customers

in domestic routes as obtainable in other climes.



...jollof rice?..for a 45min flight? hahahahaha....comedy!!!

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Colonel Muhammad Ali Who Was Killed By Boko Haram (photos) by mrkeys226: 4:19pm On Nov 05, 2016
todayboy:
Why no profile for the regular soldiers from south south that died
Because he is a northerner that's why so much epistle on him
This same Ali and other soldiers decide not to fight boko haram under Jonathan
Thank God he is dead today
Am so happy

i knew him and i weep for you for such a wicked word from you...your death shall be celebrated for the filth that you are...

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Celebrates His Son, Sadique's Birthday (Photos) by mrkeys226: 4:14pm On Nov 05, 2016
ebujany:
Every thing about this people are always local. Is this part of their religion or what?
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bad guy!!! international guy...na you get eye to see local...lol....the man that made abuja what it is today na im you dey call local...choi...i see say na tokyo you come from...or broadway.. you haff join gang...international gang...weldon

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Education / Re: Question Paper Of A School In Abuja For Primary Four Pupils by mrkeys226: 9:15am On Nov 04, 2016
this teacher shld be jailed. the whole school authority should be jailed....this is appalling...
Politics / Re: Soldiers Foil Suicide Car Bombing In Borno (GRAPHIC) by mrkeys226: 7:38am On Nov 02, 2016
LastProphet:
islam is truly and surely a demonic religion, i have never ever seen a religion that breeds so much hatred, nothing. How a humanbeing hopes to fight for a god beats me, if your god is worth been worshipped then why are u the one killing for him? am shocked islam can be accepted as a religion by a right thinking person. I think the world needs more donald trumps


I am appalled at your level of ignorance. would have taken time to school you about islam but i believe it is your laziness that has led you to remain in the dark, nothing else..i am a christian, a well exposed one at that. i have only taken time to 'tolerate' other religions and learn about them...GO BACK TO SCHOOOL....you even mentioned 'right thinking person'...lol...i wonder if you know the meaning of that expression.
Nairaland / General / Re: Thunder Kills 21 Cows In Nasarawa by mrkeys226: 2:34pm On Oct 13, 2016
soberdrunk:
"Thunder" doesnt "strike", "lightning" does, unless the cows died of 'cardiac arrest" from the shock of thunder(i.e the noise) if not lightning is responsible angry angry
....as in ehh...i am tired of saying this..lol
Literature / Re: Black Monday - A Crime Fiction by mrkeys226: 8:55am On Oct 13, 2016
oboy!!!!!! this is the best thing i have read in a long while....if only a QUALITY director n producer can make a short movie out of this....not these our nollywood kind o....the new age naija movies i see these days...this would be a perfect movie to watch in the cinema...
Literature / Re: Black Monday - A Crime Fiction by mrkeys226: 8:29am On Oct 13, 2016
choiii....please continue NOW!!!!! ....you cant do this to me please....

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Religion / Re: Dr Benny Hinn Will Be In COZA Abuja On 1st November 2016 by mrkeys226: 4:41pm On Oct 12, 2016
sometimes you read news or happenings around and you are happy until you see comments some jobless ppl put up...must you comment on everything please??

whoop whoop!!!! cant wait for 1st november
Politics / Re: Nigerians Welcome Aisha Buhari To Washington In Style (Photos) by mrkeys226: 12:23pm On Aug 04, 2016
Descartes:
Another charade. Let wait and see how she meets Michelle Obama at White House if she not gonna be arrested by County Sheriffs and hand her over for prosecution.

do you need to go and visit the 1st lady of USA before you are arrested as a wanted person?...Sometimes, reading comments on this forum is very frustrating...smh

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Celebrities / Re: Mavin's Di'ja Welcomes Baby Boy (Photos + Video) by mrkeys226: 8:34am On Jul 01, 2016
eazysally:
Dija ni ninja ko!!! na today people start to born why all these.


sad people abound....sad....sad....some ppl will still have ill to say even when they see you strolling into heaven....
in MI Abaga's voice.....GET A LIFE DUUUUDE!!!

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Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Poses With His Porsche Car by mrkeys226: 12:10pm On Jun 29, 2016
fellis:
This man should donate some of his money to the millions of poor starving and dying people in Nigeria instead of showing it off.

Or at least tell his congregation to help the poor instead of buying porsche and versace for him.

Annoying mumu, thief thief, fake pastor.

Thunder fire you there. Na longthroat go kill you.


eya...thank God no be you be God wey dey control the thunder you for use am do bad thing...and only God knows who truly serves Him..reserve your apparent hate for some other...that's my opinion though!
Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Poses With His Porsche Car by mrkeys226: 12:07pm On Jun 29, 2016
Kolababe:
Senior Pastor of Common Wealth Of Zion Assembly Abuja, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo pictured with a friend and his Targa 911 4S Porsche luxury car at his church premises last Saturday. The car was a gift to him from his church members in December last year. The car was the first on Nigerian soil when it was presented to him. Photos below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/06/photos-coza-pastor-biodun-fatoyinbo.html



Porsche na only for devil pikin?

nobody said the righteous cannot enjoy on earth!!!
Politics / Re: Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Bosso Town Of Niger/Nigerian Border Buried(pics) by mrkeys226: 2:54pm On Jun 09, 2016
Lasgidy1:
All these whacked bloggers self. I live in Bosso, Niger state and there have not been any confirmed report of violence in the area recently so I wonder where u got these stories from. Unless u mean Niger as a country not as a state in Nigeria coz Bosso, Niger state doesn't share boundary with any country

PLEASE READ AND DIGEST, IF POSSIBLE, RESEARCH, BEFORE COMMENTING...BOSSO IS A TOWN IN NIGER REPUBLIC..ON THE BORDER WITH NIGERIA...(GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND)
Crime / Re: Police Kill Two MASSOB Members In Onitsha by mrkeys226: 9:16am On May 16, 2016
i fail to see how, going by the story written here, you can caption it to read 'police kill massob members' when apparently they were killed by their own ppl...let us be careful with the way we handle news so as not to incite further violence....
Romance / Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by mrkeys226: 10:47am On Mar 21, 2016
with all the mails i get daily by DR AZOLIBE and co??...na wa o...my people perish for lack of knowledge...
Celebrities / Re: Guests At DonJazzy's Birthday Party Receive N120k Each As Birthday Souvenirs by mrkeys226: 9:28am On Nov 27, 2015
Akposkool:
This guy is beginning to show off too much. Imagine him giving guests money who attended his birthday? That's crazy imagine if 2baba and psquare plus asa and dbanj attended so he will still dash them his blood money? Please this is uncalled for.
From twitter sharing to birthday generosity. Now i know this man is into some diabolic stuff cus it's so clear now.
Anyways it's his money but hey 33? When 2baba is 40, i don't believe his age.
This is like saying fabregas is older than Diego costa


thisa is a typical example of a hater....guy..the man is made it and alot of celebrities dole out goodies to guests at their parties...face your front..you will get there too

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