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Romance › Re: See Snake With Seven Heads. Pix by MrKong: 1:21am On Apr 05, 2016
Mtcheeeew....photosupermarket
Romance › Re: Handsome Bobos, Post Ya Sexy Pictures Here by MrKong: 1:15am On Apr 05, 2016
So make den begin dey show you dia dicks cos you be wetin? undecided
Romance › Re: Short Picture Story Of A Smart Guy. Most Nigerians Should Be Like Him by MrKong: 1:03am On Apr 05, 2016
Maybe you should go and get some sense first, then you can be like Tunde
Romance › Re: I Think My Exes Are Planning Coup Against Me by MrKong: 1:01am On Apr 05, 2016
Or maybe they are planning a deadly foursome for you...oloshi jati jati angry
Politics › Re: Why I Failed To Declare My Wife’s Assets -- Saraki by MrKong: 12:59am On Apr 05, 2016
We know why...it's called plausible deniability, a criminally carefully thought way out
Politics › Re: Senator Ben Bruce Replied A Follower Again! by MrKong: 12:53am On Apr 05, 2016
lmfao
Politics › Re: What White Men Say About. Hausa People by MrKong: 9:01pm On Apr 04, 2016
The title of this thread reeks of low self esteem...I'm ashamed!
Education › Re: See Huge Snake Killed In UNIZIK (graphic Photos) by MrKong: 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2016
See people wey go school....education is unfortunate in Nigeria
Politics › Re: #panamapaper : I’ve Fully Complied With Law On Asset Declaration — Saraki by MrKong: 8:57pm On Apr 04, 2016
Na lie joor
Politics › Re: Photo Of 2 African Gays Caught Kissing Publicly Go Viral On Twitter(pic) by MrKong: 8:51pm On Apr 04, 2016
Disgusting pigs! angry



Being drunk isn't an excuse...in fact, the action of a drunk man is much more truthful than a sober man
Politics › Re: See What Senator Ben-murray Brace Said About Education In Nigeria by MrKong(op): 6:08pm On Apr 03, 2016
grbgrb4:
True...children in the public school here in the north carry plate to school,perhaps the author is from the north.
Perhaps the author is from the south or east or west?
Politics › See What Senator Ben-murray Brace Said About Education In Nigeria by MrKong(op): 4:35pm On Apr 03, 2016
Like him or hate him, he does mostly have a point. Where can such education lead?

Politics › Re: Buhari's Panel Reveals When Jonathan Can Be Probed by MrKong: 11:41am On Mar 28, 2016
Look...there shouldn't be preferential treatment for anybody....all goats that ate our yam must be probe and prosecuted even if the goat bia-bia dey touch ground
Christianity Etc › Re: I Give El Rufai 14 Days To Retrace His Steps Or Face The Wrath Of God - Dr Chris by MrKong: 8:26pm On Mar 26, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Why can't Hell Rufai allow people to practice their faiths in peace?


BTW: I guess the hot slaps he received from Dep Governor Bantex that made him lose 4inches from his height was a precursor to God's wrath upon him.
So Mr Kavuki who always seem to have a long epistle to write about everything suddenly lost your objectivity?...now you believe they want to Islamize Nigeria too or what?
Christianity Etc › Re: I Give El Rufai 14 Days To Retrace His Steps Or Face The Wrath Of God - Dr Chris by MrKong:
That pastor looks like an imbecilee, or he could be one....look closely, I mean look at him...he really look like an imbecilic clown, even in suit he still look like a joke



So how did he presume to know God's mind?....and that God is angry?....did God tell him that?...any pastor who says "God told me" is a fraud
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu Blasts ‘psychopath’ Behind Pdp’s Twitter Account by MrKong: 8:12pm On Mar 26, 2016
That PDP handle is a huge disgrace to the slightest trace of dignity left in PDP...when I saw the tweet I knew it's one of those things
Politics › Re: Late Joshua Ocholi’s Dream That Was So Cut Short by MrKong: 6:23pm On Mar 26, 2016
In political circles, what look like an accident isn't always an accident
Health › Re: Photos: What Kind Of Skin Disease Is This? by MrKong: 6:31pm On Mar 25, 2016
[quote author=SHOCK7 post=44100235][/quote]grin
Crime › Re: Girl Beheaded By A Facebook Suitor In Minna, Niger State (Photos) by MrKong: 2:36pm On Mar 24, 2016
YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Hmmm

Se eredi ife leleyi ni abi kini a le fiwe

Eyin omoge iwoyi, e la oju yin le daradara
Ki e ma fi itan yin kogbon
Aleri obinrin na to le se o
Eyin okunrin te n gbe sugar moomi
Iku n jogede, oun reedi ko mo pe oun tin o dun ni npani

Aye n kuku pade lori fesibuku tan si nfera won
Baya bi olorun se ko iku re niyen
Well sha, ki won ro oku re ma wapa lati jeki arakunrin na keko.

Emi o le so pe sun re o, tori o ti da aguntan jelejele
Ojo re o ti pe, yo lo ilu min lati bere aye miiran[/color]
Are you from Shaki?
Health › Re: Photos: What Kind Of Skin Disease Is This? by MrKong: 2:03pm On Mar 24, 2016
It is a rare bacteroviral epidermogeric condition usually caused by a very virulent headless virus with virtually no protein constituent which causes the body to show some cosmodermic dysfunctions...the causative organism is usually carried by a wicked looking ecto-amphibiousitosis insect. Sometime it can just cause your blokos to stand at attention anyhow, like the head of it peeping out of your boxers.












You can ignore all I just said cos they are basically shiit...even I don't understand what I typed grin See a doctor(dermatologist) my friend, not those quarks that will diagnose you like I did
NYSC › Re: Corper Stabs Boss In Calabar Over Clearance (photo) by MrKong:
I wasn't there but I i know the boss is probably lying about the attitude of the corp member...law corp members are the mostly poorly treated by their bosses, they use them like rag and don't pay them a dime...these corp members still have to pay monthly dues to their association like regular lawyers from their allowee...the corp member probably got tired of slavery and decided not to show at work often hence the poor attitude to work his boss claims.

And about the cut and broken table, it probably as a result of fracas when the boss tried to get him out of his office by force. Lawyers know how to get a medical report cheap, so forget the report.

All these are theories by the way, but a logical one... why would a young man risk his license and youthful career cos of something that stupid?...except he's on drugs
Celebrities › Re: Chinyere Wilfred Celebrates Her Birthday With Stunning Photos by MrKong: 1:06pm On Mar 23, 2016
She fat like something with a long nose
NYSC › Re: Dalung Inaugurates NYSC Operational Vehicles (photos) by MrKong: 1:04pm On Mar 23, 2016
Red beret = Cultist
Politics › Re: Photo: When Ilorin People Visit Lagos For The First Time by MrKong: 3:07pm On Mar 22, 2016
Ilorin people don't say "agbako"...they say "agbakan" instead grin


Don't ask me how I know smiley
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Interacts With Beggars In Kaduna (Photo) by MrKong: 6:23pm On Mar 21, 2016
Eh yah
Education › Re: JAMB Candidates Protest At New Telegraph's Office (photo And Video) by MrKong: 5:11pm On Mar 17, 2016
Awon olodo oshi...bunch of dullards that can not write letter "o" with the bottom of a bottle.


Read!...them no go read, now den say Jamb fail them...I wish the security had flogged all of them comot for the compound


Nansense!
Politics › Re: Amaechi Praying As He Attends Church Service... See Photos by MrKong: 12:14pm On Mar 13, 2016
....And so he prayed but God sent down a thunderous slap on his head....and he became bald embarassed
Politics › Re: PHOTO: White Students Studying Yoruba Language At University Of Wisconsin by MrKong: 12:07pm On Mar 13, 2016
Silkmoth33:
Yep the look like they are a cancer support group! What a mean thing to say
Exactly...I think they all need a drip, fixed up their butts
Politics › Re: PHOTO: White Students Studying Yoruba Language At University Of Wisconsin by MrKong: 12:01pm On Mar 13, 2016
They look like bunch of sick people lipsrsealed

See that dude in brown with yellow patches, he looks like a smiling serial killer lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: You Dont Believe The Bible Permits Murder? Have A Look! (pix) by MrKong: 11:54am On Mar 13, 2016
lofty900:
We don't live by the old covenant anymore, we live by the new covenant. Covenant of love
And who asked you not to live by the old covenants anymore, Jesus?....when he himself said he has not come to abolish the words before him but rather to affirm it undecided

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