₦airaland Forum

chubhiee:
Please, dont lemme say things to you before they would ban me again.

Say things to me?...*spits on the ground*

Dirty shii

People jumping to conclusion anyhow....I just have this to say to them:

"Never trust a group who strongly believe that lying to achieve a course is one of the strongest form of good deeds (taqiyah)"


That is what the Shiite is about, it is one of their pillars of faith...they may have come up with this for all we know( cos they know 90% of Nigerians don't verify or know things for sure before they begin to peddle concocted news about)

Emenike...the striker that never was


Rochas's gonna be president someday...watch this space!

And I'm not like most naija 1+1 prophets of doom...this is a "Revelation"!!!

Jonathan: Ebola and Corruption

Thieves don't stand as Sureties for Thieves...it's not just possible

Men pay tilth, women pay with their t'its


*in Olamide's voice*

Our pastor o, you dy gbadun o

Make dem go catch that pastor...na thief!

So na now una know postulated theories abi?...and besides Pareto na madman he was an advocate of chaos before order

Economy boycott and strike?...Nna mehnnn, e no go work.

Man must chop!

Awon werey sneh

Even Metuh won't want Kanu to be released cos the only thing close to light in the dark cells of corridor 8 is Kanu's albino ass

zico530:
Saraki will be a better President than the thing we have now.

Hey Broda ode...wetin him do in his 8 miserable years tenure in kwara state?

Cos you have ambition doesn't mean you'll be excellent at the job

Besides, A country can never have a better president than General Sir Oluwatimileyin Jagungbade Okechuckwu Lancelot Muhamadu "the slayer" Buhari

Enjoy this one cos next birthday could be with Metuh in corridor 8 within the high walls of kirikiri

*September 12, 2016...somewhere deep, dark, lonely and creepy in kirikiri*

Metuh: Had I known, wouldn't have played hard ball with EFCC, after all I didn't steal much...only enough to buy a "Peugeot" *mumbling out to himself*

*a voice from the adjoining cell*

Reno: Me too o Oga Metuh

Metuh: Reno, Is that you?...when you enter here?

*Corridor door opens and light switch on*

Keep it quiet, you rats! *says Sule, the prison warden whose brother lost a limb fighting book haram with rusty gun*

Metuh: no vex sir...abeg I dey feel hungry, even if na yesterday food, I no mind

Sule: why don't you lick the wall

*light off and corridor door slams shut*

Reno began to sing in Yoruba( which he learnt from Fayose) : bayi ko ni o ma ri lo (this is not how it's going to be forever) gbogbo ogun ti a ko bi mi mo ( all travails I wasnt born with) gbogbo ogun ti a ko ko mo mi( all travails i'm not destined with) loruko Jesu bayi ko ni o ma ri lo( in Jesus name, this is not how it's going to be forever)
*sobbing*

*Reno sight a light, moon-like in the opposite cell*

Reno: Oga Metuh, oga Metuh...see light, see light...e be like say d wall don break for there, we fit escape o

Metuh: oh that's Kanu's albino ass, he probably wants to shiyt...he's lost his voice since he was dumped here. No escape from "Congo" here my brother

All these countries you mentioned can't even compare, in terms of diversity in ethnicity, with Nigeria.

Major reason why communism won't work

One thing about most of Nigerian politicians is that they've looted so much that they can't even account for how much they have looted and the properties they've got.


So Mr Fayose, I suggest you think well

Wait wait wait....let's not muddle d water here
Only, and I repeat, ONLY Jonathan has the exclusive right to cluelessness....pls it is his birth right!

Anybody who doesn't like the woman can borrow a broom from any APC member and fly out of bungalow window

Hmmm...Tafa ore mi

This is a throw back picture of the Legendary Boxer, Muhammed Alli "The Great" in complete Yoruba attire

See the kid mimicking the boxer?...that must be Samuel peters

Iku kii pani, ayo nii pani

Unless your IQ is extremely below average (which I suspect Fayose's is), you'll know they are guilty. The court proceedings is just formalities.

And besides PMB didn't say they are guilty, he just gave a reason why their bail should be thwarted by all means...expecially Kanu, I heard he's in league with Bin Ladin in his ability to hide under rocks and tunnel like a rat.

What if I told you this op is a wailer?

Olosho-ing?

I know the lady is halfrica... Why can't you just come clean

Mama Nkechi, Abeg cook hungry man size indomie for all those alatenujes

hmmm serious!

cruzita:
age no dey wait for anybody.

Are u a boy or a girl or you are both?...your pic look like "I don't know"

Werey ma ni bobo yi ke

The time when you've got no time for frivolities, unbeneficial companies, wasted nights, clubbing till dawn and unnecessary arguments

Smelly wife...autocratic slave master husband




Abeg send the two of them to jail joor

Free am, omo emi ni driver yen...make the judge no try men in spirit o

Only machos can relate