₦airaland Forum

PrimadonnaO:
And I used to really love her...

Well, nowithstanding , the love shouldn't end.

Jeromejnr:
Yeah, and Twitter just banned a politician for saying men can't get pregnant. They termed it hate speech.

Also 2 + 2 = 4 is apparently racist. Yes math is racist.

The Prince in Snow White has also been charged with sexaul harassment. For Non consensual kissing of the princess who was in a sleep of death.

So folks, before you give someone who has drowned CPR, make sure you ask for consent first from the person who is unconscious.

I am privileged to have witnessed a generation that has lost it collective minds.

it's actually preposterously preposterous. LOL. But eeeeh, everybody can't be or get mad at the same Time- it's not possible.

patwilly:
What's the meaning of non-binary?

She's neither a woman nor a man but has multiple personalities in her. Therefore, she will be addressed as "they" or them" and not She or her as would her gender in a normal Sense.

Ten06:
The one have as neighbor is jobless, it is the wife that feeds him. All what he does around the area is gossip. If someone greet you with respect in his presence before you return from work he has already told the person not to respect and greet you again that you are a small boy.

He is so low in mentality that he is always looking for person to drag to his level by setting up unnecessary argument.

If he borrows anything from you forget about it, including money. He will tell you that he has forgotten that he borrowed money from you.

When the wife has gone to her shop everything they will use in their house is always borrowed from my house, salt detergent, Maggi etc.

He always sends his daughter of 3 years to come and relax in my house so that she can feed very well because they don't cook with fish or meat in their house. Anytime they want to cook they will scattered the whole bush around my area looking for edible vegetables

The guy is something else

The guy is a mad man D;

vickydevoka:
U are not a natural giver

What natural giver? it's ethical to return whatever you borrowed. no matter what it is.

Mokason288:
Who asked you

You're welcome.

Mokason288:
Most of our Nigerian actors depicts their real life in movies

Your sister head strong sha
How did your name KANAYO O KANAYO
Come about?

That's is his real name..
Kanayo (Anayo)
O (Onyekwere)
Kanayo (Anayo)

Offpoint1:
The only marketing Job I'll ever take is that of company selling Ewa goyin and bread... Or invest 1k and get 100k returns... Anything outside that in Nigeria is

Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol. you are funny bro

gstelly:
Lol, na where I da comfortable put

I hear

gstelly:
Lol, na where I da comfortable put

I hear

grossintel:
So their was this my neighbour in Port Harcourt, the guy was living with his friend and had nothing doing. My sister helped him get a job as a driver, few months later I and my sister relocated before she travelled to the US.

This guy lost his job during Covid19 lockdown and had to go back to the village where he has nothing doing. He will always call me begging me to accommodate him for a while so he can look for something doing.

I initially didn't want him to but after a while I considered, he came here and the first few weeks he was well behaved and did most of the chores and cleaning. I also provided food and beverages for him then I gave him something doing and was paying him 30k then the maddens started.

The first 30k and he invited one street prostitute he meet 3 days ago on Facebook to my house, the girl spent 3 days here and was eating my food! Couldn't even wash the dishes, before she came here this guy told me he was expecting a visitor but I never authorised him to let her spend days here. I let that one slide.

2nd salary and he used that one to travel to the village, and came back with his girlfriend. The girl came with a huge bag so I knew this was planned between them, called this guy and asked him what exactly his doing, he pleaded with me that she needed a place to stay so he asked her to come stay for a while, but bro did you tell me she's going to stay for a while? And he said he is sorry but she needs help.

I just free the guy and didn't say anything else, then my expenses shut up like Bitcoins, I couldn't even keep something in the kitchen and it will remain there. They where taking over the entire space, even my babe couldn't even watch her favourite channel because the dude was either watching football or his girl was watching something else.

I just had to find a way to discharge the guy, told him my siblings will be visiting so he needs to find a place to stay with his girlfriend, the fool left his girls big bag here, with the intention they are coming back. I just laughed because they will beg me to Waybill this bag and I won't until after 6 months.

If you see a poor man and want to help him, give am money. Don't teach him how to fish, it's very possible he will push you inside the river and you will drown.

you can still teach them how to fish from far.

shitshappen:
First week of living as roommates, Oga poured kerosene inside our pot of freshly cooked egusi soup just because of minor disagreement.

what? wonderful!

Jazzman01:
Having a roommate is like getting married. You will never know the true character of someone until you live with him/her.

During my university days, I had a nasty experience with the first roommate I had. So I took my time to study a particular guy for one year, he was very nice and caring or so I thought. After our rent elapsed, I relocated to another place with this new guy. Lo and behold, our relationship didn't last for 1 month. Infact he was worse than my previous roommate. I had to endure for the remaining 11 months! This was a guy I studied for 1 year and couldn't detect his bad sides until we lived together and he revealed it under 1 month.

After that experience, I decided never to have anything to do with roommates again. I started living alone and I was able to concentrate fully on my studies without distraction.

Tell us those things he did you never saw at first. It will be nice to know.

gstelly:
I hate having roommate o, first she no bring food, I brought the whole food stuff yet she da give my food stuff out, secondly she no da gree cook and do normal work I go cook finish she go carry gangs come, na me go wash plate, sweep mop even watch bed spread, also she go da carry her boyfriend come house she no go tell me on time for night i go da look for where to sleep and lastly my brother send me last 2 weeks I was having issues with my account I decided to use hers aunty see money go spend m without my consent... This days na my bestie house i come da stay pass and werey da find punna next year I go rent my house

you de go bestie's house
you no see your fellow girl house sleep?

femi4:
Team list is out already

The list was also out the last time the match was postponed.

kayuseful:
Sorry to ask this
Were the glazers "elected" to run the club?

They bought the club and has most of the club's share. The fan are persuading them to sell the club because they ( the fans) don't seems to like how the owner manage the club and it's funds.

PotatoSalad:
She was the one that called

oh I see. Try to pick. It can't hurt a fly if you do; don't you think so?

Lollittaa:
[color=beige]stop calling my name [/color]

Lol

PotatoSalad:
Don't delete her number.
Just distance yourself from her. Mute her WhatsApp status, don't call her again. Just keep doing your thing.

They always come back.

Giving in and getting angry will make her win.
Me, if I call you and you make me look like a mad man, e don be...
If i answer your call again, make I turn to mahogany.
Look at this one..

Has she not returned these missed calls?

PotatoSalad:
Don't delete her number.
Just distance yourself from her. Mute her WhatsApp status, don't call her again. Just keep doing your thing.

They always come back.

Giving in and getting angry will make her win.
Me, if I call you and you make me look like a mad man, e don be...
If i answer your call again, make I turn to mahogany.
Look at this one..

She never return your calls?

Jeon:
I know Lollittaa my baby will not do this to me

What has lollittaa ever done to you? what

Kriss216:
Deleting her number is not enough.
Block her number, block her spirit, block her shadow, block her future also.


Allow sanity to reign in your life, stay away from Nigerian girls!

See case o . Nawa ooo

I love those productions by Tyler Perry.

chinchonglee:
At all..
On my ends i was feeling like a fine boy cos girls were giving too much attention then...
Girls were jst too much in my life then, so i felt if she didn't call another girl will and it worked perfectly.

It's well. and,
Somehow your mind was still with this one.
But ee, don't beat yourself up; if you had shown enough attention to her with call and other stuff, it's sensible to reciprocate even a little.

Most relationship dies when the man stops calling.

chinchonglee:
Both parties bro! omo!

.Omo x100. and no one compromised ? no be small thing o .

chinchonglee:
Yes. Mine happened in 2019. She is a nairalander too. We broke up cos of pride and i really loved that girl. I still want her but lost her contact long ago

pride in whose part, yours or hers ?

Goldbw122:
WELL IT IS IMPORTANT FOR A WOMAN TO LIKE A MAN MORE E GET why

some would say it's important for men to do that. Majority always goes with that not men loving More.

bizhop01:
I don't do girlfriend

what then do you do ?

OfeAchi:
If she has been coming to your apartment and spending time, and has refused your advances, then I suggest you try a technique I call; The Ending Man technique.
What's this technique? It's simple. Stand on the doorway when she's about leaving and provide your erect manhoood! (note, your peniss must be very very erect!)
When she sees this, it would activate an enzymous hormone in her that would make her agree to your advances.

This technique has been proven to have a success rate of 91.23%.

sexual abuse Choi

Jesuschristus:
Explain the common prayer, tell your neighbour you willnt die young

That your common prayer is prayer for the weak and fainthearted. it's about how well and not how far. someone can actually live 10 years and is more valuable and lived well and worthwhile compared to a stupid fellow that said the so called prayer and lived 100 years or worthless Life.

Going with your analogy, Jesus that died at 33 fits your discretions, Yes?

SMH.

Jesuschristus:
Adeboyes son was a sinner,the bible says wages of sin is death.A real born again Christian will never die untimely death like this.

You're a stupid Man. I swear. You don't think with your brain because you have non.
Just re-read this you comment and ask yourself if you have sense. Nonsense fellow.

By the way, Jesus died at 33.
Also, you can explain to us why it's usually said that the good don't last or dies early .

People like you should be avoided seriously.

O. T is what ?