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EmekaBlue:
funny enough None

Lol. Thought as much. That is if they remembered it self or sent a text on that day.

there, You have your answers already. You can't come and go and kill yourself by yourself nah.

Vision101:
Okafor's law kwa!!! Nothing we person no go read for nairaland.

just say you are just hearing about it now .

I no de click anything

SmellySperm:
My Yes is my Yes and my No is my No

I'm a simple man in nature

Oliver de coque

EmekaBlue:
My WhatsApp female contacts have this behaviour of asking me for money...I am good friends with almost 20 of them on my contact list...We Chat sometimes and comment on each others status.

Straight to the point. Most of them have this behaviour of asking for money and i find it difficult to give a response just like the one who sent me a message now asking for a little token to support her birthday cake tomorrow.

I won't lie, i usually try my best not to reply NO or bore them with financial stories but find a way to squeeze out something but recently It's becoming too much like one of them birthday is every week. I am also financially down and if you don't respond they end up calling u stingy or start beefing u.

how many of them have sent you small thing for your birthday

Onnasucs1:
I was a teacher in primary one 4 years ago. A 6 year old pupil who could barely spell, used her pencil to write on her exercise book:

"Uncle {my name}, I love you"

I was shocked. At such an age, what does she know? I behaved like i didn't see it. I seriously didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

It was crazy

your pupil can actually love you. It's nothing to make a big deal out of.
You can love her/him right back

Sunisonflex39:
substituted Oha for uziza because we're I went to buy, Oha was not on sale.. So I have already made up my mind to cook soup.. So I had to

Then my brother, I don't it you cooked OHA soup. You just made soup which I believed you enjoyed.

Will it still last for you till Monday ? or you used hungry eyes finished everything?
LOL...

Your soup looks good and inviting. you try well. and, are you sure that the soup you cooked is oha soup?

I didn't see any oha leafs or where you listed that you bought oha leaf?

Enjoy.

xynerise:
There is this common feud between some mother-in-laws and wives that is still a mystery which gave rise to this question.

Ladies, if your mother-in-law is still alive, how would you feel if your husband hangs pictures of her on the wall? I can understand if she is dead but alive, would you welcome it ?


Cc: lalasticlala

so according to you, the picture should only be hung when the person in question is dead ?

this sounds serious o

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.

impressive

BabaCommander:
My maggi cube


All na washhhh!
All these pet names are nothing if you have no deep love, geniue affection and a sense of commitment to your union.

There's this lady that her partner calls "my maggi cube" , at a time, they were the envy of some others. As I speak now, it has packed up already. 17 months union, and Just a month after giving bet, the man hadly stay home anymore, and the lady started seeing another man.

So their one year plus Bliss ended under one month? nawa o

veekid:
Without money all these names are useless

Lol. guy u no get Joy o.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The comments here are so fucking funny

I swear guy. na you cause am. Laugh wan kill me for here Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol

This guy is funny I swear Lol Lol Lol. laugh wan kill me. Abeg enjoy your millionaire spaghetti and Stew plus chicken .

Oyiboman69:
just look at the legs of a millionaire....

Lol Lol Lol Lol... laugh wan kill me

All these things written did not happen as The players have not entered the pitch when the protest started and also, the match has not started then.

The protesters that managed to enter the field were later escorted out of the field.

So , there's nothing like point deduction.
This person is just writing article for writing seek and content.

teebillz:
And what I wrote isn't humour to you? Well, O got your humour. You're the one who didn't get mine.

ok o. If you say so.

OfeAchi:
BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?

oga, you are a funny somebody

teebillz:
Olodo, it is unmen known gun.

Olodo ke. keep quiet Biko. Can't you spot the humour there?

ygowon:
unknown men gun
Unmen known gun

Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol

SportsHD:
Ungun known men.

Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol

mrkels:
Can’t you chew and bite at the same time ?

Also get to look for better jobs . In this useless economy N110,000 is not a decent job . For one to be okay in this hardship one needs nothing less than 700k from a monthly paying job and other side hustles .

I wish you well in your future endeavors!

She's lucky to even have that 110 job pay, to be realistic. 700k is a wild goose chase. it takes you years of work and promotions to get to that level.

unity004:
guys are also wearing skirts so no big deal

This is not unusual. In Scotland, this is their male's traditional attire for some specific occasions.

bobbina:
The truth is that you can not give what you don’t have.
The exam questions were set in respect of what the students were thought in class. If you teach an average student with the syllabus covering those topics, the student can attempt and possibly pass very well after studying hard.
Now it’s left for the government to employ such standard of teachers they had those days in our schools. Give them quality training and adequate welfare and you will see the students doing more than you can imagine.

this is true.

Sixsigmahub:
Mtcheeew.... See this idiot ooo

Fellow idiot. Mtcheew.

Why choose Nasarawa as your state of origin when your dad is from Kogi State? wondering .

LOL Lol Lol Lol Lol. You did well. this your action will help to set her straight and also will let her see somethings if she's Wise and perhaps adjusts.

She can leave if she wants.

Keep us posted will what is happening anyway.

mikezuruki:
Yeah. I guess so. Thanks.

I only called twice to be honest. One last night. And another hours ago. But then I get the message.

Thanks again

Wait for the call back. but if after seeing the missed call and did not call back, take it as a message and move eeeee.

Cholls:
my sister stop saying nonsense the guy fvck up...

He did not. It's better than to live in doubt and uncertainties about his feelings towards someone

some people's comments here are funny