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femi4:
And sickness cannot prevent that?

A sick person goes for sick leave. Another Vicar assumes the position.

Can you tell another Vicar to takes your child to hospital in time of emergency while he has his own family problems to deal with?

Just like the father Said, if they are allowed to have children and all that, it will bring divided focus and multiplication of duties.

Modus operandi of the Catholic are far different from that that you know.. you, yourself knows that as well.

ictjobber:
Okay...

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chiiraq802:
With this kind big grammar eeehhh.... she go loot all the money for that shop finish

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Enoch07:
Las Las na rubbish full that application.

Totally meaningless I tell you.

SanctifiedSista:
Wow, what an intelligent girl Highly needed for your clients Test her on speaking it not just writing Well done babe

She wrote nonsense in that application letter. Scoring it over 10 , she has 4.

DemonInvoker:
Lolzzzz...
I was just lying down there thinking of roles I Should have Played or Maybe if I was a bit serious she wouldn't have treated me like Trash...I checked, it was 9am... she wasn't back,tried calling but her line was switched off..I decided to dress up and go to the mechanic,If I had my car with me that night I believe I would have gotten to Phc Tey tey...I got dressed,I locked the room and gave her keys to one of the next door neighbors...By the time I got to the mechanic the guy was even waiting for me..He showed me the things he bought and things he changed to fix the car that his balance was 10K but we finally decided on 8K...I've had a terrible night and to free my mind I drove to One nice 404 Joint they called "Pookie's" they also sold Poke there..I ordered for both Dog & Pig meat with a bottle of beer to go with...I wanted something worthy of lifting my thoughts...So from one bottle I did 4 more bottles of beer there
to help me utter my grieving Heart...I wanted to face Phc but no,I wanted to also see her face before leaving so I went back but She wasn't back...I tried calling her,that was when I saw her coming,walking so fast like someone that was chasing something,all sweaty...I looked at the time and it was exactly 12::30noon..I Packed my stuffs and arrange them in the booth well..She wanted to start by lying,that she went and slept at a friend's place because she didnt want me to touch her that night but I told her not to bother that I saw the guy and how I saw her explaining herself and begging him then She Started begging me,That I should Forgive her,that she can explain her actions..I told,if she was given the chance to regress and pick between one of us that it was clear,she would chose the guy 10Times over me.. .By now I don dey my car steering dey vex,I dey look her as she dey stand by my car window,No Remorse...She said,I should atleast stay and go the next day that she wanted to make up for everything...That even if I wanted to leave that it should be in the morning...She told me what we had was priceless that was when I blew up and just couldn't control my anger any more...I asked her what she wanted?!To think I drove down all the way from Port Harcourt just to be with her,was it money that I wouldn't give her?!..That was when I brought out 20K bundle I had on me and stoned it at her but she dodged...She started picking the whole money coz it was scattered on the floor...I just zoomed off and faced Port Harcourt..I just felt she was now some typa Prize Or like I have to contend with someone over her...I don't I just felt really bad.
Thank God,I Finally got to Phc safely,That was how I came back from the Calabar carnival...I was just chilling in my house with a friend the following day when this lady came unannounced,I don even delete her number from my fone...I mean,the Devil came knocking at my Gates the next morning(11:30am)Just imagine!!!
She said she came to beg..I told her to report herself and all what she did to my guy if e jell,then she told him part of what prompted her to behave the way she did was the fact that she saw a girl with me when I came(Bridget?!someone I barely knew,I did not even collect her number)and she felt we had someone?!..We've dated for years and if I haven't banged this babe we go dey count pass 50times but still I wouldn't dear treat her some typa way...She said I was serious about settling down,that the guy already proposed...She said she came to show me how sorry she was about everything..That I should Forgive her...I just left her with my guy and entered my room...I later called my guy and we drove out and left her there in the house Alone...We gallivant and stayed out til 3am before retiring back to the house...I observe,my kitchen say she don cook something, she don prepare better rice and stew...Men dey tipsy sef,I dished out some for myself and guy,we sit-down balance chop am finish...I enter room and saw her butt naked for my bed...I no know when we begin bang..I fvcked her very hard and make sure I entered every penetrable hole...Infact na fight we fight coz I gave her asss the spanking of my life that she started crying (mummy ohh!).Next morning babe dresss up say she dey go back to Cally...At this point I just wanted her to do whatever she felt like doing..I wasn't even bothered...I told her as she was leaving "I still wasn't Happy with Her"....She replied that she was "Sorry".
I don't really know if she just came to fulfill all Righouseness but I was already bent on not seeing her again.
women and their never ending bag of tricks.
I don't even know who to pity myself or the other Guy...As at today they are married with Kids,We are still friends on Facebook but not in real Life.

La Fin.
O di egwu. It's well Sha. make everybody move on.

Sixsigmahub:
Its against the rules on Nairaland.
Go and see photos HERE : https:///pornhub-selects-university-of-ibadan-as-its-africas-headquarters/

o di egwu

anoziechi:
fighting where there was nobody to separate us chaii hey gawd..I nearly died that day

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CanadaOrBust:
Posting a thread on NL for a good friend to help her get a quality husband who deserves a quality girl like her (check my profile - that was my last topic!)

What happened afterwards? tell us.

Bros abeg, can't you post the picture and comment here?

SUCKCESSFUL:
Simp

A 19 year old "extremely beautiful" girl billed you 150k and you're not happy you said no?
A girl who loves you will not ignore you because you didn't meet her freaky demand. Is she an orphan?
It's funny how guys personalize girls responsibility while the babe is living carefree.
You'll be battling depression while she's twerking and updating status on WhatsApp, looking for other simps to liquidate.

Transfer that money to your mom or a sibling and see how accomplished you'll feel (if you have it).
I don't regret anything I do for family because they'll always be there for you.

Sepu aka na mmanya na Nwanyi ma oburu na ichoro iba uru.

Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol. this your last advice is funny and one in a million something

Tonyspecial:
make i kuku chop b4 he continues cuz i dey H

baba
Abeg eat remain for me abeg.
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DemonInvoker:
Thanks,I Appreciate...
We were at the back of the cab heading to her place,I observed her fone has been ringing since we were at the restaurant but She Kept Ignoring it...At this point I told her to pick the damn fone...She said it was someone she owed money,that the lady was just disturbing her any how because of 4K Balance...I was like 4K?!she said yes ohh,I said no problem that I was going to give it to her to pay the lady up...I left Phc with 100k Cash with me and had my debit cards with me,my intention was to really come and flex Calabar and was really ready to do just that.
Infact,I and this babe had an history together,I was the one that tore the rubber back then when she was still in Year1...She is the only babe I felt really free spending any thing on...I've really got integrity in picking women,I must say I can compare none to her...She has remained relevant over time, Perfect Shape,pretty face,superstar voice and her Head game is a tight one...She has that Kind of butt that produces a tidal Wave Vibration whenever you're slamming it...I mean,what more can wish for.
We finally got to her Place,I noticed this guy Standing next to his Car...He called her by her name but she signaled him she was coming,I just kept quiet..we got inside her room,she immediately left and went out that she was coming...The place was more of student like kind of Lodge (a U -Shaped Storey building).
It was a well furnished Self-contain with a Spacious Room and Toilet,those type that had Bath-tubs in them and the whole place was really neat and well furnished..She stayed outside for more than 15mins...I had to go take my bath,finished wore my boxers and singlets and went out to observed...Her room was Upstairs so I moved quietly towards where she was....Babe was busy begging the same guy I saw at first,I can see her almost kneeling down explaining...So many thoughts ran through my head,It was almost 10pm in the night,every one was indoors coz there was light...I cum say make dey Observe the Guy,him come correct with better Sharp car and levels...I cum imagine Wetin she dey scope the guy now?!Say I be her brother Abi or wetin?!I say no problem make she come back up first...I went back inside, laid on the bed,Trace Urban was playing "Slow down by R2Bees ft Wizkid"So had to just relax to the song...I waited so tey I go outside,babe don follow the guy move...I mad begin call her number,she didn't pick,I called and called she didn't pick..I was like how long would she keep me Waiting..See nonsense ohh?!...By the time I looked at the time it was already 12mid night...I didn't want to quite,I kept on calling babe finally picked and told me to sleep that when she comes she'll explain...I want talk she end call..I mean,No babe has treated me like this in my entire miserable life...As in,every thing was clear,babe abandoned me to please her guy...I leave TV wey I dey watch,begin go observe empty pots for kitchen....I felt like entering the Road facing back to Port Harcourt that Night that Night...So I went stayed outside just in front of the room...I cum dey regret my life....I couldn't believe She actually didn't care how I felt...I'm sure she has been receiving plenty of compensation from their relationship..I mean,I now felt like disappearing and reappearing in my house..I was never really obsessed with her but that night I became obsessed and was grieving...I tried to call her again but this time the line was switched off..I went back inside,I tried to sleep but lost it...Time became my companion,I looked at the time again and It was 5am...I rolled on the bed from edge to edge till day break.

nawa o ooh. This life no easy at all.
Baba, make you mention me when you go continue the story. Abeg.

achicares:
Ibo not Igbo.
Igbo is the language. Eg. Igbo language.
Ibo is the person Eg. Ibo girl

Igbo. It is Igbo . There's nothing like IBO. Igbo is still a language and an identity.
Eg . An Igbo man. not IBO. What the hell is IBO?

Maskofff:
Na your babe go be lost sheep werey

people mad for this forum abeg.

johnkey:
stop calling her your babe lol she's a lost sheep now

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SonOfAfonja:
Many of them live in fantasy land, they’d always compare your relationship with the dumb K-drama’s. The most terrible sets are the ones who combine Indian soap operas and these K-dramas, avoid them totally.

A word is enough for the wise...peace out!

Lol. Lord have mercy

NewSoul:
Please tell me the kind of girls they are, I have many of them around me

me I want to know too

SonOfAfonja:
First date and I saw a picture of those Korean drama on her phone... I just finished the date and never called her again...I know the type of girls they are.

please, what type of girls are they.

Lovethaa:
Have been friends with a babe at my workplace and from her frequent visit to my office plus the way she calls me to check on me . you could easily tell that she likes me .

One thing led to another and we ended up kissing , after the kiss I told her to tell me about her past relationships plus her sexual life .

She opened up to me that she was introduced to sex at 8years old by one neighbor uncle ,
she told me how the uncle take her to his room and ask her to play with his Prick and sometimes would make her suck it ,she claim she couldn't tell her mom because she will beat her mercilessly

She said she officially started having sex at 10 ,she disclosed that she had done 4 abortions so far although the abortions were for the same guy . mind you she is just 24 years old

She claimed she's telling me all this because she loves me and wants to be honest with me .

But hearing all that I was weak.. this babe is from a wealthy family , she travels to yankee like someone going to a neighboring state plus she is an MSC Holder , unknown to her I have decided that I would marry her because she's educated and wealthy family is like a bonus but now she actually disgust me and I wish she didn't tell me all that ..

Ladies are doing shit behind forget all that pretty gentle face.. if I was to judge with the face I could have bet with my life that this babe was a virgin or atleast not that experienced in sex ...


and pls ladies if you have such dirty past ,I think u should keep it to yourself...



I'm just lost for words , wish I could unhear everything

na you ask, the person come use trust tell you, the same you come de cry like say Lion wan swallow you! na you type de make person hide and not open when they should. George.

Famundpropertie:
Like Burnley vs. Newcastle.

People are fan of these club you mentioned.

AsherAmari:
Now, I'm scared.

ive actually seen this happen in so many homes and it's the men that first start dousing the fire of love in marriage. They'll start by going to viewing centers or a friend's place to watch soccer, leaving the woman all alone at home. Before you know it, the gap is formed. The Interest in each other drops and you begin to see yourselves as siblings or biz partners.

It sucks.

Please leave football out of this . Does the man sleeps at the viewing center? He comes back home afterwards so what the big deal.

Vinnie2000:
U mean Washing my Wife's undies?? Can NEVER do that even if she is not feeling well... Rather use all my Bank Acc savings to employ sb to come do d washingg!!..
For Me, No!! Thank you..

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EbenezerTriumph:
keep quoting and following females.
womanizer I'm sure you have sent her a mail already.
pervert

Keep exposing yourself bro. Keep it up.

EbenezerTriumph:
I'm sure this slowpoke I'm quoting is still under the hypnotism and enchantment of naija girls.
I'm sure you allot a huge percentage of your salary to naija girls while you're not properly taking good care of your parents.
My prayer is that your eyes will open before it's too late.
Miserable simp

I will be praying for you as well, not to be drown in your distress .

Lizzydonnah:
Go and sleep jare.....you will now come here and be preaching.....

He doesn't know what he preaching. Many are like him. Preacher my foot.

Ammishaddai:
Answering stupid questions makes me a fool, and I don't particularly enjoy being classed as a fool. So take your foolish questions elsewhere

Which you have indirectly provided answered to.
Well, it doesn't make you a fool anyway .
See you around and May you not be in the position to go against what you said you would not. Two fingers.

samonak:
No be sleeping with widow even de more understandable than sleeping with somebody's wife? Societally, it's more acceptable than wiping another man's wife.

This is something to think on. cus a widow is like a an advanced single female.