₦airaland Forum

E Don happen.
make they come carry this thread go Front page use am support the original post.

Oga op , have you succeeded to consummate your marriage?

Have you succeed to have sex with your wife?

If not, it will be to clear you that your marriage is not yet totally Legel - even in religion or civil rights.

Your wife should put much effort. ☆Happy☆ ♡Valentine's♡ ☆Day☆

OscarJaden:
Nigeria girls are useless....all of them
hahahahaha

lol haha. it's like he's on ban.

zexy2030:
Just kisses o, buh I don tire

lol haha

PotatoSalad:
I don't receive gifts. Managed to ask someone why. They said I don't need them cos I can afford them.
Since then, we move.
I no dey give. I no wan receive.
Kitchen is loaded, tomorrow I'll prepare a tasty meal and spoil me with drinks and video games all day.

Everyone deserves a gift, whether they can afford it or not . That person has a poor mentality on gifting as a concept that need to be corrected.

BadRadio:
Omó !!! 600 naira cap...

joyberry how u see am... u go fit do that kain thing

He was even lucky that he got a Face cap at least. He got something.

Bodyodour:
Actually, I pranked and disgraced the girl I gave a val gift to . I brought a new pack of phone, put a big stone inside and gave to her in public,in front of my class mates. She was so happy and excited as she was opening it but it turned to tears immediately she saw whats was inside it. Everyone started laughing and She was so embarrassed. She brought out the big stone to hit me but I ran for my dear life.

Before you bash me, know that this girl rejected me but she was willing to accept my val gift. Idiot girls

lol lol

Cherrybae:
I am even sawing our COCA COLA truck in the sane
Buhari is really working cos as we export our coca cola to the USA the sells improves our IGR.

Wish other of our projects are also exported out like coca cola.

If this accident had happened in Nigeria the children of hate would have started wailing and spoken trash

lol. This your comment of Coca Cola is funny. Coca Cola is not a Nigerian company or product. They are operating under licence and franchise.

Duru9:
This simply means Oyibo them de speed pass us
If not no kind crash fit affect this plenty of cars Unless them blind

It's not about speeding. Read the news first.

Denique:
Congrats to them.

The one above advising guys to marry up, I hope the energy remains the same when ladies insist on such too?! It's a jungle out there, so don't blame anyone for their life choices. It is their consequence(s) to deal with.

it's not a new thing for ladies. it's actually the standard for many.

BOOOMNAIJA:
GENEVIEVE OVER OMOTOLA ANYTIME, ANYDAY...


LIKE FOR GENEVIEVE, SHARE FOR OMOTOLA.

how market baba? lol

juniorstar:
it amazes me when a pretty gal suddenly becomes obese.

and it seems, by coincidence, all the ladies you crushed on became obsessed.
Lol. Hopefully, they might gain back their stature .

9jaTrillionaire:
I have always wooed a lot of girls They end up telling me they have a boyfriend But after weeks They start behaving foolishly Note:always wooed girls online Haven't tried it physically Am 100 percent introvert

behave foolishly as in how? please do tell.

Weneda:
Hmm. Mine was somehow funny. In my school then, I don't have time for lovey lovey stuff becos i was so engrossed with my studies. There is this girl i had a crush on. She's somehow religious. I never had the boldness to tell her till i left secondary school. My male cousin knew her nd i think they stay close to their area. When i came to visit my cousin one day i told him my challenges. He told to confront her nd as we were talking look at her in the compound. She said she came to collect something. I ask her if we can talk, she said ok. I started telling her i love her nd i have been looking for a way to tell her. After my sermon, this girl ask me what is love? I told her. She told me she is not interested that i should look for someone else. I was so ashamed of myself nd i told my cousin. I moved on with my life, gained education into tertiary institution in eastern part of the country. I still met thesame girl running for her 2 years diploma but she lied that she gained admission through JAMB. I gave her my number and she started calling, forming caring attitude but i wasn't interested. When she saw i was not interested, she stopped calling. I later met a girl (now my wife) who came to visit her female friend in my lodge. I was later told that she will stay for one month because of exam. It was as if we knew ourselves, she was so free with me likewise her. After two months i told her nd she agreed and the rest is history. But guess what that? That secondary school crush keep on sending me messages on facebook and wataspp". Hello, how are u doing bla bla not minding I'm married. She is on facebook/wataspp everyday posting pictures here and there. She's now a religious slay queen

which one be religious slay queen lol

juniorstar:
av had many crushes in this life, but cant remember my 1st
they include
Priscilla(elibels primary)
Nike(elibels primary)
omoriyeba(elibels primary had a scar on her face)
ibukun(pry) very fair she later became obese
Evelyn( pry)
mariam very curvy..went to uni and became lepa..she is still lepa till today had to stop going to uni cos of cult boys disturbing her
uloma Very fair and athletic) (pry)

peace very fair my area. she later became obese that was when I realise she was short.
iye my area she later left her sis place to her state kogi I think
afe she became very obese
solo coke she became very obese
Anthonia..my last crush before I met the love of my life.
latest crush Mary(akwaibom) and Seyifunmi( osun)
most of these crushes don't last 3months guess that why they are called crushes

I think you are obsessed with obese .

tojahh:
It was in my first year in the university. I had already told all my friends we were dating whereas I only found out her name from a friend.

On this devilish day she was walking straight down to us and I was backing her seating on the desk. My friends told me
'Oboy see sharon' immediately i turned and see her pretty face. I started sweating even up to my palm slippers.

My guys were saying Oya show working as na your babe. I went to her and called her name. She looked and said who are you. And her voice was loud. My friends all started laughing so hard that the whole Faculty joined them. I just started running home, na so my palm cut. Another round of laughter.

Las las I almost change school because of her because she was tormenting me everywhere i go. I must see her.

Too bad.

Lol. laugh Don kill me

Icyexpressions:
Never been serious in my life.....

I saw her in weac coaching centre and somehow I got her 2go username by hacking my friend 2go acc.

Unfortunately for me, I don't know where to start from and we were just 2go friend for days until one day, i don't really know what led to that, I told her I would like to deflower her.

I later had to lied that it was my younger brother that sent the text. The next time I met her, it was only handshake.

Ever since, I don't feel anything for anybody again. Not even her or anyone...

NB: I'm an introvert and.......

and what? Hmmm. complete it.

JustJesse:
I crushed on this girl for 6 years (all through highschool), I never told her shii, the SS1 holiday (the one before resuming SS2) I told one of the few friends (I had like 4 friends at the time, don't blame me, I had serious self confidence issues) that I liked the girl, the mad man told me to wait till we resumed SS2 before telling her.
You won't believe that the bastard used the whole holiday period to woo the girl, we resumed and booom!!!, they were together, no explanations, apologies, nothin!!, I thought we were brothers man ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯

that guy is not a good person.

Chii59:
I used Facebook to woo my crush. He used big grammer to scatter my head. Long story short, he wasn't interested. My heart still broke anyway.

You did well.

div111:
Short men association of Nigeria

lol lol. mad man

Sonnobax15:



Not every Nigerian girl is useless..

Back to the topic..

I think it happened way back in 2012 during the days of my GCE.... Though I was the first person to initiate a conversation,but I gave up the moment I realized many other guys were into her....But the funniest thing was that she noticed,that I was distancing myself from her whenever we were together.....Then,I was too shy to even woo her because I thought I wasn't in the same level with her...
After the end of the exam,she left Delta for Lagos,and never returned till the following year...

Fast forward to 2013, something happened and it led to anotherthing...And I was already in poly,and she later came to join me in the same poly.....And all of a sudden,we started dating......Up till this very moment,she has been my all even though say I dey try misbehave at times,still,she still dey track me down...

stop misbehaving then. she might get feed up without you knowing.

youngking22:
I will be rounding up my first semesters exams next week, second semester starts the following week no time.
Na them dey rush us....

Unizik?

Chii59:
I'm trying to imagine Toks2008 marrying 2 women 1 like you, 1 like me. He'll grow bald in no time

lol

longetivity:
shameless women

what shameless? The future is women.

Nuel4:
the same way our Benin boys are teaching old white haggard feminists lessons by collecting transport fare and never showing up. Why then are the boys arrested and the girls allowed to go?

it is because the future is female.

sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
I don't blame him. He had just 200naira left in his acct. Jobless he-goat. His mates are out there hustling to better their lives and family while he's there using the stipend his parents gave him to mess around.

This lady in question now. is she part of of the female that made up the future that is female ?

because that lady lack Integrity. shae you know Abi?

This man should get ready for revenge attack from these robbers o. He should seek for security personnel o.

Dayoebe:
All the same, today is my birthday!

Best wishes

luminouz:
Lmaooo@exhaustive list? Bro, I no get such list abeg.

Check these out:

1. Dating: I don't give women money for hair,shoes,clothes,bag, school fees,house rent or allowance. These bills are not mine to pay, especially if she has extant(living) parents. If she is kind, nice and generous, then, I give her stuff on her birthdays(whatever I have in mind), after she must have demonstrated such at my own birthdays. I'm not a fan of eating outside,so all these daily/weekly hangouts are not for me. But taking her out once in a while(as a surprise) is still ok.
I love hardworking women and if she has skills that need money to invest in, I don't give her that money outrightly,I make her a partner and let her know business is different from dick/pussy issues and I won't hesitate to collect my investment if she ain't serious.
Girls go broke,just like guys. So tfare and miscellaneous expenses are still ok for me. But these must NEVER become the ritual in the relationship. She must never believe that I'm her ATM for each and every need. That ain't my role, mudafucker!!!

2. Friends: I have very few female friends. If they are the generous type, then I can give them food when they come visit or if broke,some recharge cards to call. If they are the not generous but the "urgent2k, I'm always hungry, gimme-gimme" type, their texts,calls or WhatsApp statuses are forever unread, unreplied and on eternal mute mode. Business wise, the skillful ones would be partners and I will control 60-70% of the stakes. All other bills are NEVER mine to carry.


N.B: Once a girlfriend or friends start giving you orders on what to do for her, with your own money and threatening to do bla bla blaaaaa...it's time to let her know you are in charge. It is your money,not hers and you don't owe her sponsorship, only her parents do.
I was chatting with a babe yday and she said " I ghosted a new guy sometime ago when he asked for tfare after coming to see me at work,for the first time". According to her, that was uncool and I told her, women have been collecting first visit tfare that we give willingly without crying,so why was she upset? She wanted to convince me but I said I wasn't unconvinced, then she asked "are you part of those who believe in spending their wives/gf's money?" I said why not!!!! As my wife,she has access to mine,why shouldn't I have access to hers? She wasn't Ok with my reply. I smiled inside me. Nothing is sweeter than watching a woman squirm with discomfort because you have a mind of your own and you maintained frame.

my husband's money is our money but my money is mine. lol

Skepticus:
Women are fundamentally incapable of loving the way men do and expect to be loved, i.e Unconditional love is bullshît. Women love opportunistically

- RT

Nawa o