₦airaland Forum

chiover: The Lai Muhammed of a man lacks good thinking abilit(ies). Who is a Governor to stop his p(P)resident from making use of roads? Some were just born to ferment (forment) crisis

I guess you must be typing from either Otuoke or Aso Rock bar. Ferment trouble? O di egu.

See wetin longthroat dey cause? Wetin ina dey fin Abati for. Una wan go collect amnesty or pipeline contract? Night bus to meet Crrek Joe? Una no get work.

teskyg: We reject Mallam all the way till eternity

I guess ur eternity begins in 2015.

2015 Sai Buhari Sai APC
# BUHARIFASHOLA 2015

In Overcomers Church Nigeria Limited, a dedicated member got pregnant. Pls, someone post the address of the church, I need dedicated members to myself.

ARES: Arrogance, rudeness and tyranny is a weak man's imitation of strength.
Mr president, ur advisers are misleading u

Let his advisers mislead him, isn't it for our own good? Afterall, he said it himself that BH is in his govt. GEJ is a dunce who is on a suicide mission.

Sincere 9gerian: I'm not a bigot but the question that readily comes to mind when one reads this type of report is WHY NOT Amaechi-Lamido ticket? Must the south always serve under the north?


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Can the people from the same ethnic group that is mostly responsible for these problems be trusted to solve them?

Listen up. Whether you like it or not, the era of playing the ethnic card is far gone. One thing that unites Nigerians is their hatred for Creek Joe. As to your questions,

1. Is the present VP from the north or south? Is the south presently serving under the north?
2. When ur maths teacher gives you a problem, who comes to do the corrections after your fumbling? Isn't it the same teacher who gave you the problem?

3. Mediocrity is not peculiar to any society. Is it not the same SS that produced Donald Duke and Akpabio that produced GEJ? Does Fashola have more heads than GEJ?

I don't need an answer from you, just let it sink in whenever you come to make ur pay on NL. Thanks.

fonssy: Where the picture of the poster na?

Are you blind, does this look like Ibadan?

I got to know about Nairaland late 2005 and I opened my first account then.
Back then, there were no political azz-lickers, tribal bigots, e-diots and other e-animals. Back then, I was to sit for WAEC in 'O6 and this site really helped. It became more helpful when I sat for UME in '07 and used info here for my admission into OAU Law in '07/08.
From then, I had to do lots of 'mentoring' to prospective students of OAU. In '08. I even housed one chap from Warri who I had never met in person but got my number here. He eventually went to Uniben, but we still communicate.
I'm a fan of Jarus, Katsumoto, Ajanlekoko, kobojunkie (among others).
My phones, laptops and other gadgets have all been procured from Nairalanders.
Also, I've gotten banned and unbanned severally. I've also lost count of my moikers.
Anyway, NL is a part of my life.

Egbon Seun, many thanks.

^ You're accusing him of killing killers? I guess if d cultists had raped someone close to you or 'hit' someone you value, you won't be spewing this thrash. BTW, why didn't you challenge him then? Why didn't you speak up for the cultists or against the practices.
Paper tiger, talk is cheap.

^^ Where are the subsidy buses? I tot ur master also promised us those? I'm not talking of the 26 rickshaws that were parked in Eagles Square sometime ago.

See as some ppl here are advertising their ignorance. The way presses work, the person that gets the orinting contract is different from the printer. The printer is just a bolt in the production chain. E-diots, you should have said he designed the poster himself.

GoodSamaritan: Front page please!!!!!!!!!

U think every thrash gets to the frontpage?

When I clicked on the page, I thought I would read where Buhari was oiling d uns of BH or arming them with funds. I think these guys think we're as foolish as they are. Let me use this illustration.

I hired (elected) a night watchman (GEJ) to protect me (Nigeria) and one day,
he tells me that he dreamed last night that thieves (BH) came to rob in my house. The next day, thieves actually came and when he was asked what he was doing when the thieves came, he said 'I had told Oga before that I dreamed that thieves came to steal'.

What is d business of a night watchman sleeping to the extent of dreaming?

Instead of GEJ to protect us as the Commander in Chief of the Armed forces and CSO of this country, he is hiding behind Patience's wrapper.

May God fight for GEJ's children, his grandchildren and future generations the same way he is fighting Boko Haram.

dumodust: These politicians are all the same so stop the comparisons... Lagos state just recently hosted the national sports festival in teslim balogun stadium so the recent renovation and clean up will still be in place. Maybe we should compare national stadium to teslim balogun stadium when we're hosting world cup or something else big

Ok. Do you know since when Onikan Stadium had been cleaned up? More than 3 years ago. We're talking about Teslim Stadium here which had its ahare not too long ago. FG properties all over Lagos are mere architectural cadavers. Go to Broad Street and you'll see them: FG Prining press, Fed Min of Justice, CBN flats, etc. Another comparison is the Federal and State Fire Service offices around 'Barracks' by dt Ojuelegba area. I swear, the firefighters there would be ashamed of the FG.

@ OP, you need to talk to a lawyer. Even if the couple died intestate (without making a will), a letter of administration could still be obtained for the property to be held in trust for the kids.

Payment for all these need not come from your purse as this can be done on a contingency basis with fees drawn from the property.

Cheers
M MCJ

[quote author=o.obim]Some Nigerians r so disgusting! Poverty has blocked their thinking faculty.Because most of u r poor, u think everyone else is poor.
Some ediots saying al d actresses make money by fukin around ,na so dem dey dash woman money?what's d biggest amount you've given a girlfriend? These women hav biz investment. I know Uche has a house in Abj which she rented out.

Meanwhile, those movies sell, and they r paid that muxh(to me, d pay is too poor).most of those movies sell over a million copies in Africa.do d calculation.wetin 1m naira fit do for person sef! It's not even enough for a year house rent[/quote]After readin thru ur post, I realised that I just found the poster child for idiocy, I will prove it to ypu.

Uche Jumbo has a house in Abj. Assuming d house is worth 90M (abuja land is pretty expensive), hw did she get d money?

1 film = 450,000
1 House = 90,000,000
Ans = 200 films.

No cars, no clothes, no jewellery, parties, coke, all d moni na on top house? See ya life?

GEJ just bought a fancy casket for his political burial. What Fasheun fails to realise is that even if Awo ressurects today, he won't use UPN. SWers aren't the sentimental 'our son' sort. They'll give it to you fair and square.
I advise Fasheun to campaign at Ikenne so that his rejection can be properly documented.

As for GEJ, he should go and ask Dimeji Bankole how Tinubu stripped a sitting Federal Speaker politically n.a.k.e.d.

OP, you're here giving the guy amnesty when he has moved on to greener pastures?

Very simple. Since his foolishness was in public, his apology should also be in public. What about him putting his apology in writing on ur departmental notice board?

vladimiros: just want to know would the amnesty be funded by South South oil money?

if not Jonah don fall our hands big time.

No, it would be funded by the money gotten from sales of palm oil in Ebonyi. Foolish question!

nig2change: Can't she live her private life Sahara reporters. She is free to sought for experts for her medical condition anywhere they abound.

If what you wrote is the way your brain is working, you need much more medical help than patience.

So, Bamanga, Metuh and other petty thieves agree that Tinubu has become an authority on PDP affairs? Insincere_Monkey, over to you.

Sincere 9gerian: The comparison of yours sincerely with the Commander in Chief of the armed forces of the federal republic is flattering. Nagode

May GEJ grant amnesty to the person that will silence this stray spe.rm.

inice: ok gud schools. bt why nigeria uni keep winning most international comprtitions. unizik just won one

OAU (NGR) also whipped Pretoria (SA) for 2 years running

https://web.up.ac.za/default.asp?ipkCategoryID=15429&articleID=12403

Who killed Lucky Dube?

[quote author=monkey_cheeks](W)ell(,) your brain on the other hand is still as defective as it was before(.) [/quote]Fixed.

Seriously, are your posts a reflection of the workings of your brain?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I'm sure I will find your pronounciation of the words you are typing more alarming [/quote]I hate to disappoint you, my pronunciation is better than my longhand.
BTW, my correction has had its intended effect. You are now typing like someone who has ten fingers and a brain.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]don't be stu.pid that wd mean 70% of the women population in SA has been sexually violated! does it change that women in Nigeria are still greatly discriminated against...I don't see how gender inequality is great influence on Africa though [/quote]How would a sane person put ra pe and discrimination togather? Oh, I forgot, It's SA. Even their President is an unconvicted rapist.

The link below explains your psychology towards rape.

m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20971240

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]no spanish. That's why I'm replying you in english smartie pants! Smh coming from someone who probably pronounces 'teeth' as 'tit'[/quote]I'm just alarmed at your spellings and punctuations. Anyway, I shouldn't have expected more. You probably have a .... education (fill it in).

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]neither does it change that women in Nigeria are still greatly discriminated against...I don't see how gender inequality is great influence on Africa though [/quote]So, you're putting gender discrimination on the same platter as rape? I guess it is normal over there. Are you from an English - speaking country? I'm just curious.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]and if u move nigerians out of south africa they will be less drug and human trafficking, man-slaughter and fraud cases...[/quote]But that doesn't change d fact that 7 in 10 SA women have been despoil.d. So, the despoil remains. BTW, who killed Lucky Dube?

bigshow123: if SA moves multichoice, mtn, shoprite and possibly stanbic bank out of naija, many thousands of families wil be dislocated. i doubt if naija can do such in their economy. SA is way ahead of nigeria

Stanbic doesn't even stand on its own, it is supported by IBTC (a Nigerian bank). How much was Mtn worth before coming into Nigeria? How much is it now? I dare MTN to pull out. Even if Zuma tells them to pull out, they'll refuse. As for Shoprite, they're only revenue chasers. We've had Kingsway stores, Park and Shop, Cash and Carry and odas.

In effect, South Africa has a past, NIGERIA IS THE FUTURE (ask Gadaffi).