₦airaland Forum

Holocene:
Unprofessional bragging....in sane climes, you would be charged for HIPPA violation.

The ones on this thread who're unnecessarily trying to show the guy made one mistake or the other nko? No be say them wan show say them be doctor also & sabi medicine too?
"Diazepam is not necessary!" "He should have done this!" He should have done that!"
All of them are the same jare!

maynation:
Sorry to disappoint you.
When it's time to settle down, real men will come. Besides, not like it's a most sef.
My peace of mind first.

Enjoy your delusion!

Dinho20:
WHOEVER DIVORCES HIS WIFE EXCEPT FOR SEXUAL IMMORALITY, AND MARRIES ANOTHER, COMMITS ADULTERY.

Na lie! Even if you divorce because of adultery & you marry another person, you are committing adultery. You're only allowed to divorce because of adultery but you can't marry again. And if there's no adultery, you can't even divorce. That's what the holy book says.

lilwetdick:
they are always in the bush.. AM radios are very useful for that purpose, even if they make it FM, do you understand their language.

AM is free to air, you can always turn to the station any time, nobody is stopping you

No mind Nigerians jare! They sabi create problems where there's none! Shebi them go first wait for the radio station to come out & listen to its content. At least, there are PDP sycophants who're Fulani too, so they'll understand whatever is being said!

This guy na mumu! There's no way he was going to buy it if he wasn't going to be able to post about it.

hopexter:
So Tattoos are for Virgins only

The point is it's damn terrible enough you're not a virgin! You come add tatoo join!

Sam2310:
ok. My take on searching for a virgin is like going for a adventure(Based on experience).
Most important thing to me is to get a ladies that love me and have the mindset to never returnt to her bad behaviour, attitude and also not sex starve.

Bro, even if she "get the mindset never to return to her bad behavior," a lot of times, they can't help it! It's nature. A non-virgin is very very prone to Okafor's law or cheating with someone new entirely no matter how good a lady she might claim to be now, especially when small issues arise between you two.

And why do you need to settle for someone who will consciously or subconsciously compare you to all the di*cks she's had when you can just get a better deal

Sam2310:
bros, what about the one u disflower and refuse to marriage, shey make nobody marry them ba? Abe u be virgin too?

The ones that allowed themselves to be deflowered by him before marriage don't have sense na! And that's why they're not virgins, man! If they had sense, they'd still be virgins by now.

Worst thing is that the chances of him sleeping with any of those girls he deflowered again is still there whether the girls are married or not! No so the thing dey work!

Once again, avoid non-virgins, man. You can find a girl that will meet all the criteria you're looking for in a wife & still be a virgin.

Sam2310:
Do u think to get a virgin is easy? If yes, how?

Good things no easy to find, bro. There are quite a lot out there, trust me, but you just have to search with sense & beta intuition!

olsome:
When you marry a lady that bleeped like a porn star in the past!! Some ladies are lost in sexual addiction, and may be using the word "I sex because of love"

Marry Virgin, marry virgin, marry virgin...Make money and look for virgin ..A lady that has had lots of sex in the past may find it hard to stay with one joystick in marriage; except she is truly changed . Do people even change?? some do

We always warn them but men go dey form "woke" abi na liberal! I no dey ever pity all these men wey their wife cheat on, especially when she wasn't a virgin when you married her (which is almost always the case).
Make virginity your first criterion when looking for a wife before other positive attributes & you'll a very reduced chance of crap like this happening. With a virgin, you'll be sure of the mileage of your wife's kitten & completely avoid the chances of Okafor's law happening. It's that simple but men no go hear.

lonelydora:
Buhari should as matter of urgency repay Nnamdi Kanu all he spent in establishing Radio Biafra.

The radio station is where they will be dishing out information to fulani on where and when to attack a community.

Nigerians, we need to put an end to this impunity Buhari and his cohorts are doing

Pretend to be intelligent for once. What you're saying is clearly not possible.

kings59:
Biafra had theirs and tagged terrorist

Now fulani is here again and not tagged terriorist.

Nigeria which way??

Radio Biafra will always be a terrorist station for promoting hate & division with their ever caustic comments. No be only Radio Biafra be Igbo station. Why them never close the others or tag them terrorist?

This new Fulani station is solely to promote peace. They dare not promote hate or division if not, they'll be sanctioned & closed by the NBC regardless of whether it was opened by the FG or not. Do you know how many times NBC has sanctioned NTA & other federal stations irrespective of whether na FG get am or not?

iammo:
Except you read interview excerpt from the Education Minister and Report from Fulani Comuinity Elders and Secuirity Aparatus meeting you would continue asking questions in endless cycle

No be today na! The guy always asks daft questions & deludes himself he's asking some intellectual questions! Na funny guy!

ngadaAwo:
[s][/s] claptrap and stupid trash Buhari is a criminal terrorist Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin Thunder scatter aisha masha Allah amin

You forgot to add "kiss the truth" like you do with your numerous monikers. PDP sycophants & mumuness sha!

ngadaAwo:
[s][/s]
trash trash trash
i never benefited from his gestures nor knew him but mocking the dead irrespective of who involved (except Buhari) is not proper
we shall all die one day nobody owns his life
Infact you or I can die this morning
there's no guarantee of life
at least what you can do is to say your respect and go or simply ignore.
this is unnecessary
kiss the truth

For your mind, you better pass the guy wey dey Jubilate person death?
"Except Buhari" indeed! So if a 78 year old 3 time president die now, na bad thing? Where them dey make the brains of you PDP sycophants from sef?

Afamed:
A disgrace to humanity

Even his fellow PDP sycophants except a few, are ashamed of him.

IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
To say that you are stupid is an insult to stupid people. What makes you think your own political view is supreme? Quoting a stupid dimwit like you will lead to depreciation of my brain. Get lost useless thing from uncultured background.

My person, you even get the mor0n time! It says everyone supporting any form of tyranny will be next! Ask it whether the political party it supports no also dey tyrannical! Na him beloved PDP wey lose election comot make am this bitter o! PDP o! Very daft idi0ts!
Anyways, RIP HungerBad!

Jaqenhghar:
I hear you. Maybe when they were talking you werent listening properly. A man who earns 10k pounds a year cannot buy 2 houses in the UK. Earning up to 10k a month depends on your qualification etc. Yes if your uncles have been practising since the 1960s they may be in a position to make shitloads of money dont tell me a newbie is earning that much. I have a friend who married a guy in Naija and he is set to join her in the UK. He too came with these your type of thoughts. Was telling her how he can make 25k a week and that they pick money in trash cans. She had to reorient him that its not as easy as that

No mind am! He's talking of his uncles who've been practicing since 60s! How won't those ones have made it already by now? We're talking of relatively new doctors here wey no even be specialist. Who go give am £10k? Him wan steal am?
Even if a relatively new doctor makes such amount a month, how much is even left after tax & living expenses that he wants to use to buy houses in a whole UK?

ThisCouldBeUs:
Nairaland is becoming a useless website. This site receives close to 9million visitors per month across the world and you moderator pushed this nonsense to front-page destroying the image of the country just to engage your website and useless members do not see anything bad about it... .Shioor


You can ban me completely , who cares though

No mind them. For their mind, this kin mumu news dey attract more members when in reality, na old members dey open multiple accounts. Na only mumu ban them sabi! Even members go dey report your account like say if them ban you from here, you can't make it in life again!

AmazingELixir:


Chai!! Social media has eroded every ounce of decency and decorum that hitherto existed amongst Nigerians and Africans in general...

Lucifer and his agents were never left behind by the internet revolution they actually reside within it.

Ok lemme comman be going..

No mind Nigerians! You see say them no get problem with person wey dey display their sex life like it's nothing.
If a virgin comes out to talk about her being a virgin now & promoting sexual purity, the same Nigerians go dey condemn her. I don't understand.

Ibyno:
forget all dis gal mouth online, dis babe go soft for house .

True, bro! I know the Churchill guy didn't handle this lady well. She's acting this tough now because the guy don hurt her beyond repair!

I no know why people dey blame the woman. Na the man mumu na! We have been warning men to make virginity your first criterion when you dey find wife before other positive attributes, una say no! Una dey there dey form liberal abi "woke"! O'npe ko to cheat!

No be rocket science: A woman who's been around town before marriage is way more prone to this crap than a woman you marry as virgin because she don get yardsticks to consciously or subconsciously compare you with no matter how she dey form good now! With a virgin, you're sure to know the mileage of your wife's "kitten" & you'll also be almost be sure to avoid craps like this & as well as Okafor's law!

Breakingfamous:
Watch the video HERE

Abeg na who sing that background song? The song sweet o!

nextstep:
God bless PMB. Just wanted to say that, hrm, GDP numbers are indicative of how well a country is run and the prospects for opportunities for its youths... to wit:

2011 5.31%
2012 4.21%
2013 5.49%
2014 6.22%
2015 2.79%
2016 -1.58%
2017 -0.82%
2018 1.93%

If we see 5% growth anytime during PMBs second tenure, I would be very surprised (albeit pleasantly).

Ebelemi actually met a quarterly GDP growth of 7.68% when he assumed office in 2010 & plunged it to 2.35% in May 2015.

planetx:
Bus driving is a respectable middle class job in countries like the US and UK. So I find it laughable at all the silly comments filled with pride in a country where 100 of thousands apply for a few slot in customs and immigration.

Na Sanwo-Olu I blame na! The guy never know where him dey. He doesn't know he's about to rule an unnecessarily arrogant & empty set of people! He should just leave the damn graduates to wait for Chevron & all this nonsense no go come up. Even person wey go Osun State University graduate with 3rd class for CRK education & practically no extra skill go follow. condemn Sanwo & clamour for one so called "brain tasking" jobs! Them go dey alright!

Sanwo-Eko, e be like you no know say you dey deal with all kinds of people including our mumu IPIGs & daft PDP sycophants who'll attack anything no matter what. Some mumu Yorubas sef don dey join. I don't know the more "befitting job" wey them dey talk about! Very annoying & deluded set of people!

Sanwo-Eko, see, just leave the damn graduates jobless & you won't have to stir up any unnecessary controversy. That's how Nigeria works. Allow them wait for Chevron jobs as e be say na "brain tasking" jobs them want. E no concern you. If you try help, them go begin see you as enemy & will find mumu faults in whatever you try to do. But if you leave things as you meet am without trying too much to make them happy, trust me, you won't have problems.

texazzpete:
Yes, it's hard living conditions that makes youths dupe vulnerable old ladies just to buy expensive cars and pop expensive bottles of champagne.

/s

Most of these 'successful' Yahoo boys live lives that cannot be funded with even a 300k per month salary, so disregard that BS that they do this because there aren't any jobs.

I wonder if Vector will accept "country hard o" as an excuse from a kidnapper or armed robber or ritual killer?

Don't mind these ones justifying nonsense! It's pure greed & nothing more. Is it joblessness that's making a whole Naira Marley do yahoo, ba? If na truly hunger dey make people yahoo, na the same hunger tell them say make their first investment of the millions they make na Benz & Champagne?

Ugosample:
look at this APC sycophant with low iq

who told you im a pdp sympathizer?

Buhari has done 4 years and killed the country

hunger pangs are biting much more

people dying like fowls

nothing is working

people are committing suicide due to the frustration in the country your idiot president has ran aground and will further destroy

And folks like you who have got their futures mortgaged are still hailing and supporting a dunce like Bubu

nonsense and foolishness

This one na pained irredeemable wailer!
Man says "who told you I'm a PDP sympathizer"? You don't support PDP; you support KOWA! You think we are all as unintelligent as the PDP sycophants & IPIGs? Na today you begin post for Nairaland?
You wey intelligent can't counter what I said with facts, instead, na the usually emotional PDP sycophants' & IPIGs rants I just dey see!

Someone on this same thread is saying he's going to commit suicide because he's too shy to be the big music star he's always wanted to be which is making him so depressed but you wey intelligent go link am to Buhari, & you think say you get sense so? You better recover from the defeat of your beloved ineffectual buffoon in 2015 & the shameless international thief in 2019! They're never coming back!

Ugosample:
this is not about overdo


The country is fvcked and finished

it's pushing people to the edge

I know how relatives call me and complain and beg

People born from 1983 till date has not seen it this bad and damaged under this idiot president we have

getting a job and becoming productive is increasingly difficult in that failed third world shithole joke

is it in suicide that someone wants to overdo

You know what it takes to kill yourself?

Oga, them dey overdo!

What were you expecting from an economy with a GDP growth of just 2.35% from 7.68% that the ineffectual buffoon met it in 2011? What were you expecting from an economy where the foreign reserves was plunged to just $25bn from the over $50bn he met it? What were you expecting from the economy with oil prices falling as low as $29/barrel within the first 6 months of Buhari's resumption when even with way higher prices, Ebelemi & Okonjo were already borrowing to pay salaries? Did you think Okonjo was talking trash when she was talking about austerity measures months before they left office?

Person commit suicide for heartbreak, na Buhari! Person commit suicide for loneliness or low self esteem, you must link am to Buhari! Nawa for una! Some years ago, a woman parked an expensive Jeep by 3rd mainland bridge & jumped into the river just because her husband caught her cheating, no be overdo be that? But I trust say you still link am to Buhari.
You PDP sycophants should just go and sit down in one place!

Yujin:
The youth of Sudan have demonstrated what should be done already. Al Bashir is out amidst a heavy and unrelenting protest. They didn't resort to suicides. What are the coward Nigerian youth waiting for? Do you want a committee to be firmed before you take to the streets or are you for Thrace to come and lead you? Lol. They don't want to die from police or soldier bullet because it is painful but will gladly drink Sniper like a rat in a hole. Lol. Cowards that's what you guys are. Death is death however, one can usher in a positive change whilst making you heroes but the other will confirm your cowardice and your corpse won't be given a dignified burial. Instead of committing suicide all alone in a hidden place, commit in the front of Nigerian soldiers where cameras can cover your heroic death and you will be remembered. Reason it out for yourselves.

So can you tell us what caused the depression of this chartered accountant?

Kingosytex:
seems suicide is the trending "stuff"


nigerians de always over do everything. the rescuers should endeavour to keep an eye on him in order to avoid a possible repetition

No mind Naija! We sabi overdo die! Whether na religion o, fashion o, crime o, drugs o, we go make sure say we overcopy! Nawa!