₦airaland Forum

Senipapa:
Congrats bro, you took a bold and right step.

Thanks man. i hope the post-university life has been fair to you?

waywardpikin:
Let me guess, you wanted to be a doctor. As far back as 2005 they kept lying that they were accredited even when they weren't. And they kept admitting students, myself inclusive. If you see the backlog of students at that time ehn... 500 level get A, B & C. Na which century dem wan graduate? I know someone that is still in that school, hoping to finish and become a doctor. I sure say the guy go don dey get bald head now. If that isn't the ultimate scam, then I don't know what is.

The guy that advised you really loves you bro.

Lolz. you guessed right. medicine in that school is nothing but a scam and i wonder why our so called government are folding their arms and watching some people on white robe exploit and rob others using church as a smokescreen. oh!. i forgot. these is Nigerian.

waywardpikin:
Let me guess, you wanted to be a doctor. As far back as 2005 they kept lying that they were accredited even when they weren't. And they kept admitting students, myself inclusive. If you see the backlog of students at that time ehn... 500 level get A, B & C. Na which century dem wan graduate? I know someone that is still in that school, hoping to finish and become a doctor. I sure say the guy go don dey get bald head now. If that isn't the ultimate scam, then I don't know what is.

The guy that advised you really loves you bro.

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Senipapa:
The biggest mistake I have made in this life was stepping foot into your maximum penitentiary called Caritas University, but I don't blame you, na me carry myself come meet you. 3 years I spent in your school was like 50 years in hell.
I remember the every Wednesday forceful orientation(aayi), Thursday compulsory adoration, and how we were been packed lack sadine into a Gold transport marcopolo bus to attend your adoration in elele, with students being treated like cattles controlled by herds men.
I remember when you made each and every student of your institution swear to a bible individually after a Sunday mass I still can recollect the words "if I ever trew stone or knew who trew stone and decide not to tell, let me die", some months later during a Sunday service you sent security officers into a pentecostal church in the school, the church service was put to a halt and all Catholics presently in the church were fished out and served with suspension letters, the decision was reversed after much pleading they were made to pay 25k each, their offense was exercising their right to freedom of choice.
You always said anyone who left your university for another University was set for failure and would never be admitted into any other University, after three years of fear, torture, intimidation and financial exploitation, I was able to man up and take my leave, I didn't leap or fall, rather I got admitted into a government established University, had a taste of what a real University environment felt like, came out with a good grade and currently facing life hurdles and struggle squarely just like every other person. Happy birthday sir

Bro you are indeed a one time student of fr Edeh. i spent only one year there., Madonna university precisely and trust me it was an experience i wouldn't wish for my worse enemy. the so called father played and is still playing god with the lives of his students. i finally summoned the courage against all odds to pack up and leave after i realised there was no end to my doom. the suffering,frustration,exploitation,fear and intimidation was no longer bearable so i had to forcefully break free on the advice of my parents and older students in my department who asked me to run while i could.
Most notable was Obiora, a much older student in my department who called me in,sat me down and with pain and sincerity in his eyes told me 'Daniel i don't want you to go through wat i have experienced here,u've only spent a year here., packup ur things and run or u'll for ever regret it".
those words clinged unto me like pregnancy until i took my big leap, went through some challenges in getting into a better university but now, i am a happy medical student of a fully accredited government university experiencing the sweet taste of being called an undergraduate.

madonna university is indeed my worst academic mistake.

dannytoe:
Yeah, score 199

199 and u are still on nairaland?

Smart ass woman. she just played a new suicide ponzi on gullible and sympathetic Nigerians.

efilefun:
Inspiring, sometimes it baffles me when some people put all their hopes on Ponzi schemes that they don't know if they will be able to access the next morning. There are over 1001 ways to make a decent living online right from your bedroom without been hypertensive. Funny enough you don't need a dime to start most.

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Can you teach me how to run a few of these online businesses?. i will really appreciate. 07068655012 is my number. am hoping to hear from you soon. Thank you

johnaruson:
hmmmm

where is she already?

Now Buhari over to you., go plagiarise these one.

nanizle:
They probably can argue with your level of 'intelligence'.

What if I show you pictures or videos of people playing with Lions, wolves and tigers in the wild? All na jazz abi?

You probably believe that aircrafts are a product of juju. (They are just hanging in the sky! It must be juju!)

You're a very intelligent fellow I must say!

Don't mind the dummy

If R.I.P could bring you back we the students of EBSU will dedicate an academic session saying R.I.P to you. What can we do but wish you a peaceful transition to the world beyond if it even exist. R.I.P comrade

Attention seeker.

Everybody now just want to achieve fame flying on the wings of controversy and the funny thing is that it f*cken works

carmag:
.pls what exactly are they rapping

eba or fufu

Lolz. No oh. they rap about qworo and brukutu

carmag:
.pls what exactly are they rapping

eba or fufu

Lolz. No oh. they rap about qworo and brukutu

jonaifame22:
I'll do it for free sef cos I'm proud of what I have

Lolz. you are naughty you know?

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These meme is dope

sorry u are not a girl reply wud have come sooner. let me epp you sha.
https://www.nairaland.com/3456359/short-ussd-code-buy-airtime

These Grade point system was certainly a no good. how can you decide a candidates present fate with a certificate that was acquired many years ago?. Jamb ought to have been scrapped not Post utme.

But who can we blame except our Able president and his all knowing minister of education. a bunch of clueless folks

Solomon Dalung, Nigeria’s Minister for Youths and Sports Development, has explained that no human is above mistake



Exactly, no one is above mistake that why we can't wait for 2019 to correct the mistake.

Medicine after death.

wizkid wicked sha.
the innocent guy go now begin hustle to be celebrity by force.

Another Vic O loading

See fines girls eeh. abeg wen dem go begin sell prison warders recruitment form?. those guys dey enjoy die.

Otedolla u for get real mind to jail these kind fine girls oh!.

Abeg forgive anf forget. our male warders will surely have a filled day if these girls are jailed. choi. make me sef go apply for warder job.

KOLA4U:
Thats a clueless comment from you. Where in the news they mention any religion? A clueless human being.

Apologies if i broke your heart mr religion of piss

Our brothers from the religion of piss are at it again.

Lolz. Epic heading.
happy birthday to your beautiful child OP.

if every Nigerian learnt how to take these our tribalism sentiment less seriously like you do and perhaps turn it into a joke Nigeria will truly b great.

you inspire me sir.

07068655012. add me up for some real bars and endless emotion provoking vibes.. wink

dingbang:
lol i'm in uniport now..

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chai guy u don fuvkup. see as you just spoil show for your self. naso u desperate for pussy reach?.. lolz

joanana:
Bia stop calling my boo of life afonja e nu na. O gini sef... I dey since Nooo indi biem ask me out... Now I marry the one wey love me pass anything, u dey call am afonja... Take ur time oooo

Baby idigodi sharp.. twale for you joor. igbo were mmadu

crazymommy:
Well I cannot speak for other celebrities but am 100% certain that toke makinwa and skales are Nairaland members.... don't ask me how I know..

so those one sef follow for celebrities? ..

wristbangle:
Bros if Buhari and Atiku are the major contender for 2019 election, it's advisable if Nigerians don't vote.

Uganda made that decision and it's working for them today. Let's say NO to all these old cargo.

If we must get it right, now is the time.

Bro can we possibly boycott an election?. is it possible dat "all" Nigerians will unanimously decide not to go out and vote on the election day?.. We both know that ain't possible so if am presented with a choice bw Buhari and Atiku i will hav no choice but to pick Atiku atleast it will send a message across to all Nigerian politicians that your works have become the margin for your popularity. if ain't doing well you risk getting dumped for a less qualified person. we can keep doing it that way till we someday meet our messiah.