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RomanceRe: . by MrPENIS(m): 2:53pm On Apr 02, 2019
U beta folo the yunger sista and friendzone d older or beta still dick both of dem
CrimeRe: Weed Smoker Almost Ran Mad by MrPENIS(m): 2:33pm On Apr 02, 2019
blackpanda:
big prick grin shocked
kontinu
PoliticsRe: We May Start Selling Petrol Above N145 –IPMAN by MrPENIS(m): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2019
Victory2222:
my God shall supply all my needs
EXCEPT FUEL
PoliticsRe: We May Start Selling Petrol Above N145 –IPMAN by MrPENIS(m): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2019
Victory2222:
my God shall supply all my needs
EXCEPT FUEL
RomanceRe: Ladies In The House, I Need Your Advice On This by MrPENIS(m): 12:06pm On Apr 02, 2019
Your role model should be simi or rihanna
RomanceRe: 61 Year Old Woman Gives Birth To Her Own Granddaughter For Her Son by MrPENIS(m): 11:24am On Apr 02, 2019
The innocent kid will grow up and start asking 'where's mom
BusinessRe: Dangote To Bid For Chelsea Football Club, If Stan Kroenke Fails To Sell Arsenal by MrPENIS(m): 11:18am On Apr 02, 2019
SoftP:
D
For Dick
HealthRe: Help!! Weed Has Damaged The Brain Of My Brother. by MrPENIS(m): 11:12am On Apr 02, 2019
D seller had mixed some fetish things with that weed like human hair and so forth. His case has not full blown yet. Best to rush him to a hospital immediately
PhonesRe: My Phone Refused Accessing Google by MrPENIS(m): 10:52am On Apr 02, 2019
That has happened to me before. You can try updating the app. Or just unistall and install. Or give it time. It'll come around
RomanceStrictly For Vaseline Crew by MrPENIS(op): 10:30am On Apr 02, 2019
This tips are for the chronic masturbators who cant seem to discontinue.

Its painful and guillt feeling when after you've let the 'milk' out, you become drained.

All that energy, flushed down the drain, lost and wasted.
Thats why im gonna lecture you about a technique called the dry orgasm.

Now Most of you must have heard about this. Its literally having a powerful orgasm without spiling the 'milk'. This way your energy and strenght wont go down the drain.

So lets get started
First you have to locate a muscle called the PC MUSCLE.
its a long tube or pipe at the base of the penis that urine and also semen passes through.
You can locate this by placing your fingers and swiping them side ways

You'll find the pc muscles
Now before you masturb' place a finger or hand gently on that muscle.
When you start feeling the heat, increase your firmness alittle on the muscle.
Finally when you start the pumping, just literally hold down that muscle.
What you'll next Xperience is called the dry orgasm.
You wont spil a single drop and will Xperience pleasure in another level.
So thats it. Energy saved. You wont have to complain about feeling weak, or guilty and unmotivational or having your brain switch(whatever that implies)

Notice: If you use this method oftenly. Also 'cum' like once in a whille to release the stored semen.
The pc muscle can also be strenghten to prevent PE.
Details on that in another post.
ENJOY
RomanceRe: When He Insists On Sex by MrPENIS(m): 10:02am On Apr 02, 2019
Sex is underrated
PoliticsRe: Cows Take Over The Gate Of Presidential Villa - Reno Omokri Shares Photo by MrPENIS(m): 8:33am On Apr 02, 2019
lilianofentse:
please what's happening in the pic
See what Freebasics has caused
PoliticsRe: Cows Take Over The Gate Of Presidential Villa - Reno Omokri Shares Photo by MrPENIS(m): 8:30am On Apr 02, 2019
lilianofentse:
please what's happening in the pic
See what freebasics has caused
TravelRe: Car Crashes Into A Building In Edo Accident by MrPENIS(m): 10:19am On Apr 01, 2019
Hope no soul was lost
RomanceRe: Coould This Be Love? A Girl Is Getting Me Confused by MrPENIS(m): 7:33am On Apr 01, 2019
Gold digger with a shovel
RomanceRe: ... by MrPENIS(m): 7:19am On Apr 01, 2019
Lemme me park my private jet and wait for the elders
TravelRe: How Potholes On Enen Nsit Road Killed My Son In Akwa Ibom - Man (Photos) by MrPENIS(m): 6:14pm On Mar 31, 2019
End time Potholes
RomanceRe: Approach Your Crush And Get Her Number In Less Than 15mins using these tips.. by MrPENIS(m): 12:40pm On Mar 31, 2019
Nice wan. Can it wrk on holelosho
RomanceRe: Kissing In Public. Right Or Wrong? by MrPENIS(m): 11:46am On Mar 31, 2019
It aint nobody's bizzybodi
RomanceRe: What's The Most Beautiful Piece Of Music You've Ever Heard? Nairalanders by MrPENIS(m): 8:59am On Mar 29, 2019
Any thing that comes out from violin
RomanceRe: by MrPENIS(m): 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2019
Adaibeku:
MRBROOMDICK Shame on you!
i cant accept that shame. Its inconclusive. Take it back
RomanceRe: by MrPENIS(m): 3:39pm On Mar 28, 2019
Rubbiish:
How can someone be answering mrpenis?
is Gods gift na. Bt can someone be answering rubbish. Ewo ti ko rubbish
FamilyRe: Indonesian Man Forced To Show Joystick To In-laws To Prove He Didn’t Kill Wife by MrPENIS(m): 1:19pm On Mar 28, 2019
freemanbubble:
The vagina of a woman can accommodate anything that you place before it.

Slim girls are even worse. Those ones can accommodate the world
They are too deep down
They have this "peek a boo vagina". I mean their clitoris, labia minora and labia majora is so obvious because their thigh is slim enough not to choke the whole of their vagina
Tell them to sit own you they will be happy and rock you the end of time
NA WO my broda
RomanceRe: by MrPENIS(m): 1:07pm On Mar 28, 2019
Oya na
RomanceRe: The Risk Some Girls Take Just For Sex. by MrPENIS(m): 1:05pm On Mar 28, 2019
Whats the point of inviting her to your house if you no chop the kpomo. Abeg. She no gree cum again
RomanceRe: Sex Urge by MrPENIS(m): 1:02pm On Mar 28, 2019
Two option 1.have sex 2.self service
Bonus Read yr bible get invovled.
PoliticsRe: Over 150 Children Stranded As FCDA Demolished Orphanage Home In Abuja (Video) by MrPENIS(m): 6:34am On Mar 28, 2019
chloride6:
What arrangement did the orphanage have before it illegally built an orphanage in the wrong area?
AND SO?
PoliticsRe: PDM Candidate Asks Tribunal To Void Buhari’s Victory, Order Fresh Poll by MrPENIS(m): 6:27am On Mar 28, 2019
Fresh troubles
HealthRe: Child Swallowed A Lighter, Had Surgery But Doctors Shocked By What They Saw by MrPENIS(m): 3:55pm On Mar 25, 2019
They should also check whether the lost money frm jamb office is there
CrimeRe: 5 Year Old Girl Kidnapped In Warri, Rescued By Police In Lafia. by MrPENIS(m): 3:49pm On Mar 25, 2019
Police is yr friend

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