₦airaland Forum

InvertedHammer:
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Keep deluding yourself.

Go to the market and see best economy.

A bad company can change it's accounting method to look profitable. Mark-to-market accounting has destroyed many companies. What method did Forbes' use that hides the obvious? In 2008, many companies these rating agencies rated AAA collapsed in less than a month.eg Bear Stearns, Lehman brothers. What changed within a month? Believe the ratings of Forbes', S&P, Moody's and Fitch at your own peril.

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Every researched article can be published. There's room for new publications from well researched articles.

we agree and have accepted you know better than the writer of the published article, can you take a step forward by publishing yours from what is in the market.

Is that so hard?

Colourich:
What should we be thanking God for? the economy is obviously moving to a slump and you are here thanking God.

I would strongly advise that you move back to romance section. This is politics section, you either talk with facts or remain mute. Reading two posts from you with all of them being high level statements is ridiculous. You must not comment ma'am.

If US with a debt of $24Trn is your dream land, then you should know better what debt is. Do you know how much Dangote owes? What about Innoson?

What is Good debt and bad debt? Is Lagos State not the state with the highest debt in Nigeria? Then the question is, why is Lagos the best state with infrastructures that everyone is running to? You obviously don't know nothing about economy, tax, and debt.
Every Lagosian owes the state 36k as at last time, that does not mean they can't pay.

Nice collections OP. Thanks you for virtually working us through the streets of Rome. One day, our legs will touch where our eyes has been to.

Everything about BA is summed up as follows:

1. Elicitation/requirement gathering
2. Communication
3. Technical/solution design
3. Quality Assurance
4. Project management.


As one, I enjoy when I develop solution to top IT projects. I have had to design, implement and automate most manual process for government and select institutions that appreciate and value technology. Working closely with Software developers, BAs is one of those skills people are yet to locate. As a physicist BA role, I have had to use my analytic skills to proffer solution to the digital automation of taxes for states and FG.

However, I missed solving quantum mechanics problem and I am working towards advancing my career in physics and obtaining necessary BA certifications.

affigurl5:
Please what should i do, im in my 30's and he is in his late 30's but i earn more than him. each time i talk of supporting so we can get an apartment, he just wave's it

Sorry ma'am, it will be well. You will get over it and get someone that will love you. Don't be desperate to be with him, you may have dodged a cheating partner. Again, don't allow your age to make you desperate.

Another twist.

Why did you have to inform us that you earn more than him? Did you add it as the reason he has to stick with you?

A broken relationship they say is better than a broken marriage. Allow your instinct to direct you

Anyway, I can't judge only from your own side of the story: He may have his reason for doing what he did (New trend/tactics by dominique and pocohantas)

QueenSekxy:
lol, to which ever moniker I create, I either link it to my old or write a recognizable siggy, or better still, tell friends I'm the one.


my main was sekxyyy, before I deactivated that account and made this one my main.

Hmmmmm, keep creating

QueenSekxy:
lmao.dont kill me with laugh though.
it's not their fault they have flat breast, it's better than going under the knife to stay pointed.


yeah, this was before hqeen naa.
this is my main.
reason I don't like going out is because, it's stressful and I don't like crowd.
even at home, I don't like greeting or seeing visitors.
talk more of going out to see people.
when I was in school, I got recognized by my colleagues when I was already in 300level, just cos of the gp they pasted and my name was second best, that was when I got recognized.
apart from that, nothing.
and again, I feel comfortable when it's just me and my boo, any other person don't interest me.
maybe, clingy atimes.

I see. One need to thread carefully when quoting any moniker with f in front here on nairaland. So when this one gets banned, you will switch to the other?

A lady on nairaland once told me about creating multiple account and how its not good. Today, same person have many accounts mapped to one main account. It's good you have a way of linking your new account to the old ones.


Until now, I find it difficult taking note of monikers and what they say or how they post. Its not my thing, I just come online, make my comment and leave. Maybe you should consider sticking to one.

MariaLavina:
Lol, weird as it may seem, I once wore a black dress on a date , nigga was like "you look adorable" I guess you love black. I smiled and thanked him but in my mind " Na you sabi, tear am for my body then" .

I know every event have matching color but that's for someone who attend events. If I go on a date with you, you will be more focus on celebrating me finally agreeing to see you than checking out my clothes.
I will choose comfort over what the world say.

Fierce response? Lol. Like I care?

1. You went to bury the guy?
2. Lol, do they really celebrate that? Its ridiculous seeing guys celebrate such or become happy that you turn up to a date. Dates should be agreement between the two not a privilege to the guy except if he is less privileged then he can celebrate that. Weldone

3. I am sure you does.

QueenSekxy:
hehehehehe!!
my kinda man, cool and reserved.

we are the same, I don't like the heavy noise of loud speakers, irritating shit.
though, I have been to a club once.

Yeah, I commend those that enjoy constant noisy places. When I find myself in one, I feel like it's a waste and that I have something important I should be doing at home.

I love quiet place where one can be creative. Have been to club twice. The last was a strip club in Lagos, it was irritating seeing those strippers finger themselves with their flat breast.


This is highqueen right? The kind of alternate monikers being created and used on nairaland..............

MariaLavina:
I don't know, there is this mystery that comes with that color. I love it sha.
If it's not black then its purple.


I'm dark skinned ooo. the irony, shouldn't I be the one wearing the brightest color?

Hope it doesn't look like you are attending burial ceremony. Every program or event have a matching colour for it. Anyway, human preference supersedes societal needs or wants.

I know there's a group of ladies perhaps and association of nairaland ladies, trust me, the derailing isn't a coincident. Let's derail today, maybe tomorrow, we might meet on a thread that needs fierce response.

QueenSekxy:
aww! ! I see, sweet mum.
better do her cloth send for her abeg, I love mums looking sharp and cute.

i didnt go sef.
ever since I came home from school, almost a week now, have not stepped foot down stairs.
it's just me and my phone..
I pity the man that will marry me, I'm lazy to go out eeh, it's better I die of boredom than go out on a date.
I don't like stress atall.

I earlier thought every lady is a fan of hanging out. Personally, I like staying alone with laptop and my phone. When I hang out with guys, I don't enjoy the noisy sound of the restaurants/bars. When I come back from work, I don't step my foot outside till the next morning. If i need to eat fish, I buy the catfish and prepare it at home.

Unfortunately, bae is this hangout type. It's annoying that the moment I want to be in a quiet place, she wants us to be outside, a place she can dance. I don't even dance at all

The life of a sapiosexual analyst is a hard one.

Larrypii:
Goodmornin nlanders..my name is hilary.am new on ds forum.pls i need an advice from u guys..am workin in a company nd i was able to save sum amount dt made to to apply to south korea bt i was denied visa mayb i chose to do it without d help of agents..i started workin again .right now i hv saved up to 2 million. Pls wich country cn i start life afresh nd hustle nd how do i apply. ..pls i need positive response please

With 2m, you can start something in Nigeria. With good managerial skills, you will grow exponentially within the next 6 months.


But if you must travel, consider Abijan, Kenya, Zambia, Niger, etc.


I would recommend you stay home

Ikem11:
Lol bro go get a job

Who told you I don't have one?

She was interested in money. I had none then so I forgot about her. In 2018, she's now the one wooing me and I am interested in a girl that have money, since she has none, she should forget about me but she's not doing that.

bbm2016:
As funny as it may sound, i just got duped.
And it was by Bluffdave01
Am grateful that the money is quite small but am dissapointed in someNigerians generally
Why will you want to just watch your brother cry while you smile
Please lets be VERY CAREFUL of who we do business with on nairaland
Believe me have met some very nice people on nairaland that i still do business with till date

May God help us

I am sure you sent the money to a PayPal email right? Let's rubbish the email. Post the email he added to your fiverr account and tabbaz will blacklist it. Please post his number and everything about the transaction. If you have info on his name, drop everything here. I hate hearing this kind of news.

fineeyez:
So what do you suggest I do. Should I change the profile pic

If you do that now, Fiverr will suspect a fowl play and use it against you.

fineeyez:
Hello,
Please boss in the house I need your assistance. I have just been asked to verify my ID within 7 days. Please what documents do I need for this?

I'll also like to know what my stand is. The account is a deported Nigeria account.
The I'm not the person on my profile image
And the name on the account is also not my real name. Please I'll appreciate any useful information

Cc
My physics

At the emboldened is where you will have the real problem. As for the username, it doesn't matter.

I noticed accounts with profile image are being asked to verify ID of recent. Fiverr should stop this and concentrate on bringing more people to the platform

awoofawoo:
Permanent voter card

You'd need either international passport or drivers license. It's most accepted. This is because, voters card isn't a means of identification in other countries. We use it because getting a National ID is hard.

I haven't done identity verification so I might be wrong

awoofawoo:
Let me answer you quiz one by one

1, Profile photo used be a makeshift logo which and then updated to something much better.... They rejected it and flagged my account.... But few back I uploaded a modified photo of my bust

2, No order in queue

3, A deported Nigeria Account

So sorry about this sir.

1. All accounts with a profile pics are been required to verify their account. Though everyone will be asked to do the verification, but Fiverr is clamping hard on accounts with profile picture. My friend was asked to verify his account today. I trust CS would be helpful at this stage. Use ID that corresponds with the profile image.

2. Noticed accounts with no order in queue are the ones required to do the verification. My friend also has no order in queue.

3. All right. Kindly ensure the profile image matches that of a Nigerian.


In the time past, sellers were asked to do this verification, does it mean no one scaled through? We need more input on how to go about this verification to avoid account ban.

More inputs please

awoofawoo:
Wahala dey o...was asked to verify my identity this morning..... But my card was rejected twice..... I am with CS now and waiting for the response....

Hehehehehehe, I thought they have stopped this verification nonsense.

A friend of mine was asked to verify too today. His ID was rejected also and he is currently talking with support. I have few questions to ask sir:

1. Do you have a profile picture or logo on your account profile picture display?
2. Do you have any order in queue?
3. Is this a Nigerian account?

Biggest joke of the day.

The reelection of PMB is a done deal

pocohantas:
LOL, We are all members . Kindly write my name in the register. Thanks

How is donstan? Hope he is good?

Lol.

For Donstan: I trust he's good. There has been no activity on his account for a long time. Don't miss him so much, perhaps he's sorting things out.

pocohantas:
LOL! I think they're just being delusional.
How else do you explain a country like Nigeria,with our rate of poverty. Every guy on NL is suddenly that rich guy that girls flock around, while ignoring the broke ones. Even when they all know the truth, that truth they live with in reality.

Majority of us are broke or managing in this country Let's stop deceiving ourselves here. If they want modest girls, they know where to find them. Same applies to ladies. Look beyond the physical.

Your name won't enter the record of Broke people association of nairaland.

lilmax:
when you know what he said is raw

girls with many friends
girls that clubs
unintelligent girls

when you are thinking of marriage, stay away from these girls, because they will ruin your life

the girls he just described have their life together, they do not need to be told what to do, hence they make life easy for you

come on, tell your selves the Truth

we all know girls that will build a family

Many people misuse and misinterprete the word insecure here on nairaland.

When its time for the main deal, you see them raise their standard ladder.

Kingwizzy16:
You fit marry the girl wey you carry from club??




BTW : dude said a girl turning up for party, club and outing EVERY WEEKEND how can a normal human being be going to club every week


It's not normal Biko

That's what they are ignoring. Don't mind those boys up there insulting the guy, they only live their life in nairaland romance section or perhaps hustling. When it's time to marry, they won't even consider frequent club girls as an option. Who even does that?

Was in one ladies night last week in Maryland Lagos, trust me, won't have such option of considering marrying a club freak.

Happened to be the best in some of the most difficult courses as a physics undergraduate. Some called me prof of quantum mechanics, some professor of physics.

Well, I came up with the name mrphysics as an expression of my love for physics.

chiommy123:
How many guys are that rich in this country? I think them guys need to change their mentality you must not have your own house and cars before getting married. If you have your rented accommodation and can feed yourself very well and how a reasonable work why not

I believe you sis.

Few questions though:

1. Which mentality do guys need to change? I believe everyone needs change of mentality but you wrote as though ladies have the right mentality but the guys.

2. Hustling to take care of the family is necessary for we broke guys. Who will marry we broke guys? Truth remains, guys who are not mobile are at the second echelon of people to be considered by ladies in this country. As a broke guy, we have been insulted in this section for not having money

3. What is the definition of a reasonable work?

Written by a broke guy

Shugavee:
out of the country

Don't worry ma'am, he will come back by Christmas.


Promise us broke guys you won't intimidate with the "my boyfriend stays abroad" look when he comes back.

pocohantas:
Indeed...

Don't tell me you are intentionally dodging the question raised.


Remember not to fall into such another day

Preciousify:
mrphysics
I understand you perfectly.
But it is not what you think. my boo graduated this year, he is currently seeking employment there. Not that he is rich. We just found love in each other. But, I guess he has some financial challenges. I cant forsake him this time. he is trying to be a man, by not bothering me with his financial issue.
Truly, some other guys are showing interest but i cant respond. Cant forsake him at this time he told me alot are on his head. I just hope and pray all will be well with him.

I totally understand you. And I recommend you stay put and pray for/with him.