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RomanceRe: Just Propose To Any Nairaland Babe Or Guy Here by MrsChima(f): 10:47pm On Apr 30, 2015
missclasssy:
What about mzdarkskin ?
She is in North Carolina.
RomanceRe: Just Propose To Any Nairaland Babe Or Guy Here by MrsChima(f): 10:44pm On Apr 30, 2015
missclasssy:
She didn't steal him from you
She stole him from Mzdarkskin

Where is ogugua?
IT was ME! angry
Somewhere in California
RomanceRe: Just Propose To Any Nairaland Babe Or Guy Here by MrsChima(f): 10:22pm On Apr 30, 2015
missclasssy:
Mrschima/Mrschima1, where is sexkillz?
With Oguga! She stole him from me!
RomanceRe: Professionals On Romance Matters Please Come To My Rescue by MrsChima(f): 10:12pm On Apr 30, 2015
HolyHero:
[color=#990099]Hello romance landers.
I'm having difficulties finding the ideal word to say to girl after we.... you know ... do the thing ... sometimes I ask Em if it was great but they reactions sometimes makes me think that's a very dumb thing to say... so please I need serious suggestions.
NB: if you don't have any good thing to say please STFU[/color]
If you want to know if you are pleasing her...simply ask her! One thing I pride myself is not being afraid to speak my mind. Make sure that you add..I want to please you well and what do you want me to do better to please you? She may not know what that is because she may not have the words but let her know to show you and you will do the rest.

I love it when my man asked me what I can do to please you...I will say start with your mouth!

)uhmmm..gotta go! Chima!!! To bed now! (Running to bedroom)
RomanceRe: Just Propose To Any Nairaland Babe Or Guy Here by MrsChima(f): 10:05pm On Apr 30, 2015
Jay bee
Mynd
Koyoke
Sexkillz
Ike king

I want only these as concubines

Red Benson
Mr. Cork
Adamkutty
Sagamite
Kinglekan


I want this as my main boo
Rokiatu kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Old And New Members Of Nairaland, Introduce Yourselves And Have Fun. by MrsChima(f): 10:01pm On Apr 30, 2015
Mrs. Chima

I have been here since 2008. I have thousands of names given by my victims and admirers. grin

The most popular is Feminist Bish and Man Slayer. grin
RomanceRe: Help I Come To Quick by MrsChima(f): 12:12pm On Apr 30, 2015
funarosho:
what can I do please ,I easily come wen im having s*x. at most I do spent 5-7 minutes. its given me concern pls help
You are thinking about yourself and your pleasure.
RomanceRe: How Promising Is Distance/social Media Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 1:53am On Apr 30, 2015
I don't do online anything especially trying to meet some man online is desperate to me!
RomanceRe: How Promising Is Distance/social Media Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 1:51am On Apr 30, 2015
tpiadotcom:
Is she the white lady you're advertising on another thread or are you a scammer.
LMAO grin
RomanceRe: Like If You're Not Racist by MrsChima(f): 12:43am On Apr 30, 2015
Smh
RomanceRe: Why do many ladies prefer a salary earner to a budding entrepreneur? by MrsChima(f): 12:20am On Apr 30, 2015
I am so tired of this dry repetitive shit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chilling With My White Bae - Haters Would Say It Was Photoshopped ==> by MrsChima(f): 11:17pm On Apr 29, 2015
Limerick:
whoever she is, I hanged out with her...I ain't home based biish*
Bish you did not bang Christina and you don't even know the chick name talking about "whoever she is".
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chilling With My White Bae - Haters Would Say It Was Photoshopped ==> by MrsChima(f): 9:22pm On Apr 29, 2015
Limerick:
edited
It is fake. THAT'S CHRISTINA AGUILERA. kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Fat Girls Get Angry When They Are Told They Are Fat by MrsChima(f): 9:15pm On Apr 29, 2015
gtim4uall:
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She did greeted n I replied then just added sincerely "I luv 'em fat" then the snub... Shock#
Now I see what the problem is...you were meeting her for the first times and she doesn't know you well. She took tour comment as an insult rather a compliment.

Next time you meet a chick that is fat...just day I like what I see or you are naturally beautiful. Beauty isn't always facial but other aspects as well.

You have be gentle with your words if you want a girl to like you and not all girls can take the truth from someone especially when it is obvious.
RomanceRe: Why Do Fat Girls Get Angry When They Are Told They Are Fat by MrsChima(f): 9:06pm On Apr 29, 2015
gtim4uall:
I wasn't telling her "hey, you're fat". I just passed a coment " I luv' em fat" though unconsciously after we exchanged greetings ,,,,
I am curious why do you like them fat?
RomanceRe: I Joined my Husband In party But Now I Regret It by MrsChima(f): 3:14pm On Apr 29, 2015
The biggest mistake you have made as a wife is condone your husband infidelity. I don't care what married couples say when they agree to have open sex during their marriage. It does not sit well and it is not going to uplift what marriage is about.

You have now lowered the stature of who you are by saying you can demean me and my womanhood. Do you think your husband is going to allow you to demean his manhood...no!

I am not passing judgement but as a sister to sister...value your womanhood and don't let anyone even your husband devalue it! If my husband ever think he can devalue me....I will walk away. It is not worth it and you can do better!

You made a mistake and that's okay...you are human. We all have tucked up! But do not repeat it if it is not what you want. No wife should have to share her husband!
RomanceRe: Why Do Fat Girls Get Angry When They Are Told They Are Fat by MrsChima(f): 1:32pm On Apr 29, 2015
gtim4uall:
That I tell you you are beautiful does that means you are its wrong or are you trying to say that being fat is a bad Thing ,, I can't grab ur theory
if fat is affecting your health...yes it is bad. I am too skinny so I have to gain weight because too skinny is not good either. (Check my profile)

Do you think the girl doesn't know she is fat? Why point out the obvious? We have gotten upset about a comment towards our body or whatever.

I get offended when guys say my boory is too big for my body. angry
RomanceRe: What Does It Take A Non-igbo To Marry An Educated Igbo From Awka, Anambra State by MrsChima(f): 1:26pm On Apr 29, 2015
Ipledge:
Wetin dey grin
I got my chat dey eye on you! angry
RomanceRe: What Does It Take A Non-igbo To Marry An Educated Igbo From Awka, Anambra State by MrsChima(f): 1:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
IamOdin:
u might get divorced if u keep stalking me.
You love my attention huh? grin
RomanceRe: What Does It Take A Non-igbo To Marry An Educated Igbo From Awka, Anambra State by MrsChima(f): 12:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
Ipledge:
I miss you my mirexxx kiss
undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Fat Girls Get Angry When They Are Told They Are Fat by MrsChima(f): 12:34pm On Apr 29, 2015
gtim4uall:
I told a gal that she is fat in a polite and playful way but she snubbed me so I wonder why most of them are always mad about their body weight ...#
You would get upset of someone offend you so why wouldn't she not be upsethuh

It was dumb on your part because it was clearly the girl knows she is fat.

How would you like it if someone tells you that your kondo is tiny and dead?
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant, How Often Should We Have Sex by MrsChima(f): 12:54pm On Apr 28, 2015
bettercreature:
that wasnt your own nyansh
What's my Nyansh looks likehuh
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant, How Often Should We Have Sex by MrsChima(f): 11:31am On Apr 28, 2015
bettercreature:
Your profile pic always consume my data,who knows when you are going to change it
You like my nyansh? grin
RomanceRe: How Much Of The Past Should One Reveal To Fiance Or Fiancee? by MrsChima(f): 11:13am On Apr 28, 2015
jmoore:
Some folks are of the opinion that "what happens in vegas stays in vegas".

A- A woman who has aborted, should she tell her fiance?

B- A man that was a serial rapist, should he tell his fiancee?

C- A man that was a murderer and ritual killer, should he tell her fiancee?

D- A woman that was a prostitute, should she tell her fiance?


If you find any of these ugly past about your partner five years into the marriage, what would be your reaction?
The only thing you should reveal are information that's pertinent to your partner such as diseases and you are dealing with ongoing issues.

If you have done questionable things in the past and it is handled..let it stay buried. It is no on business. If it won't affect you...then why do you care?

Focus on what is important and not what's irrelevant.
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant, How Often Should We Have Sex by MrsChima(f): 11:08am On Apr 28, 2015
Enegod:
the doctors and midwives are the people you should seek help from
Thank you jor!

Sex will not hurt the baby and in fact the womb is designed to protect the baby from abrupt actions. You can try any positions and skills you want. The reason for the sex surge is her hormones is increasing for the baby and her arousal zones are heightened.

Make sure you are not having sex outside the home for safety reasons.

Happy Forking! grin
RomanceRe: The Search Is No Longer For Virgin; What Has Gone Wrong? by MrsChima(f): 11:02am On Apr 28, 2015
Haven't Nigerian men forked them all? grin lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Can Nigerian Women Carry Condoms In Her Handbag? by MrsChima(f): 10:57am On Apr 28, 2015
laraxxx:
“No, because it makes the lade look like a prostitute!” says one guy. shocked shocked huh huh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7gjziiqEU0

What do you think - can a Nigerian woman carry condoms in her handbag?
I don't see why not! How can she looks like a ho for carrying condoms I'm her pursehuh People comes up with silly shit for nothing.

AIDS is real and stoopity will gets you killed.
RomanceRe: How Long Does It Take A Man To Fall In Love? by MrsChima(f): 10:51am On Apr 28, 2015
It takes Nigerian men on the average of 3 days to fall in love. grin

If money and greed involved, it may take 3 hours. grin

If sexx involved, 30 minutes. grin

if they needed a place to stay, 3 seconds. grin

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