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LMAO@looking for toto ONLINE.

rokiatu:
Majid Micheal will play the male lead perfect. Pls cast Genny as the female lead thank you.

I almost just knew you was going to say Mercy Johnson that heffa cry too much for me! EVERY movie she played in she is crying like a little punk. Arggggggh.

Genny is good. I like her in Love My Way.

Atreides:
DAMNNNN!!!

Mrs Chima knows who Tonto Dikeh is!

Not everybody who lives in America is SHELTERED.     I didn't believe the world was FLAT when I first heard about it in primary school.   

I wants a date with Van Vicker.   

I like the movie where Tonto played as an illiterate prostitute dating a doctor then later married him after she killed her mother and pregnant sister.

She was hilarious and damn good.

Madukaele:
^^^honi i think is time to drop anoda babe for moi, dont u think so?

Are you talking to me?

Do I know you?

whobemumu:
she asked ou opinion we have answered , it is u who is aproko for coming here to look without saying anything

Exactly. I thought this was a FORUM where people will express their thoughts, feelings, emotions, and opinions? If so why SOME people having issues with people utilizing the FORUM AFTER clicking on the thread link to read the contents.

Does that make them aproko as well?

I love her music and voice.  She put me to sleep easily (in a good way). 

You are right about what you said.  Well said my sister!  If people are going to date or marry someone that is OUTSIDE of their "circle" then they shouldn't be having issues with the person's culture. 

Why would someone date or marry someone that THEY CLAIMED is bleeped up based on where they come from or resides?   

No offense intended but AS MUCH AS SOME Nigerian men complains and bitches about America culture or Western Culture THEY ARE STILL dating and marrying women FROM America or the West. Contradiction much huh?

Inkie! I am feeling that song! Why are you in my crate of music chile?

What hasn't he done?   

Hold up! Is Reality101 YOUR man?

Too many NOLLYWOOD watchers on Romance Section.

Damn you Tonto Dikeh

Nope! I must blow his arse to KUWAIT!

If women are such problems then WHAT'S up with these following?

Menopause
Menstruation
MENnorraghia
Meningitis
Mental
Menace
Menial

They all starts with MEN and none of them are fucking good. GTFOH!

Ugendo!

Don't pay Reality and I any attention. We just having a bit sibling rivalry.

You may see more explosions in near future but do not be alarmed.

What I don't get is why would you NOT TRUST YOUR FUTURE husband? If you trusted him enough to SAY yes to his proposal why wouldn't you trust him enough to tell him things about you?

I am not saying go in details about YOUR LIFE but keeping things hidden can actually backfire when and if you have a shaky past. Some people have too many bones in the grave that WON'T stay buried.

Be honest with him with COMMON SENSE.

:-x

Oh my goodness! You too sis? They always asking what "you do to get that arse?" WTF.

Your sexuality?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=723880.msg8818011#msg8818011 date=1311982611]LOL--- You gat jokes. So you wished we walked around nak[i]e[/i]d--?  How were you so sure they were IGBO? Distinct Ogo?  [/quote]My associate's husband is Igbo and those were his brothers and cousins.  There were something else that were NOTICEABLE too.   

Oh no!  Only the FIONE men should PROWL around Unclad.   

Seriously Seun? Unclad? What wrong with Nak**?

My granny always said never compete for these following:

Dycks (MEN)
Fame
Children
Friends
Clothes
Money

Those things comes and go but YOU only have one life to live and YOU ARE NOT A CAT with nine lives either.


(Granny and her damn proverbs)

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=723880.msg8817930#msg8817930 date=1311981630]LMAO--- Oh lawd a mercy!

I'm tried of answering those kind of questions correctly. I'm always sarcastic about my answers nowadays.

Do you have cell-phones in Nigeria? No.

Do you wear clothes in Nigeria? (LOL) No.  

One Chinese food delivery guy (he's American) asked me a few days ago If the monkeys in Nigeria speak English---LOL

I was like "WTF--Yes, they do."

[/quote]The monkeys?  When were monkeys EVER verbal?  I knew they signed but SPEAK?  

Babe!!!! I saw FIONE Igbo men in Nigeria and I WISHED THOSE men didn't wear clothes in Nigeria.

I had to glanced fast and straight ahead. I was being watched.

Lebron PLAYED in the finals and KOBE DIDN'T.

In order for the girls to fall silly for one night stands THEN THE BOYS are equally as silly.

If YOU HAVE SELF respect, no one can make you do what you do not want to do. Those girls did or are doing what they wants to do just like the boys did or are doing what they wants to do as well.

Stop pointing fingers because you are guilty and wants to place blame to make yourself feel better. Do not engage in an act that you will question later in life. It is that simple.

It is childish when people accuse others of such act when they too have engaged in the same act of the accused.

She claims that the light bulb injured her on their property but the motel isn't responsible for HER NEGLIGENCE. She is on her own liability when she is engages in negligence.

She would learn to hump away from falling objects in the future.

Well Damn! Why DO I HAVE to slap myself when I haven't said anything BAD yet?

(reading the thread to make sure)

No. 

She was hurt OFF SITE at a motel where she were having intimate relations therefore it is not the company's responsibility to make sure a light bulb doesn't fall on her while she's riding the pony. 

That's just like if she went to lunch during work hours and fell on the floor does she sue:

Employer
Restaurant
Self

Flick on player.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=723880.msg8817736#msg8817736 date=1311978625]Ignorant Fish: Do y'all really have Lions roaming the streets in Nigeria? Do y'all really live in trees?

Me: **I give the person the 'are you seriously asking me these questions look'**** Then I finally say:  Yes we do.  

Ignorant Fish: Oh, That's so neat. That's so cool.

Me: Yh, really cool.  

My inner thoughts: Is this dude for real? Do I live in a tree? **smh** Some of these so called Americans are the most primitive he-goats you'll ever meet. STOP WATCHING NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC channel---you fish!----  

                                                            *******

Ignorant Fish: Do y'all have planes in Africa?

Me: Duh!

My inner thoughts: How the 4uck did I get here if we don't have planes? Do you really think I paddled a canoe to get here? **smh**

                                                            *******

Ignorant Fish: Do you speak African?

Me:  No.

My inner thoughts: AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY YOU FOOL. Even if it is---your question doesn't even make sense.[/quote]

I did see a lion roamed and roared over there.    He was two legged though.