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Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:47pm On Aug 05, 2011
Da Doctor:
Darling pls tolded her o!!! that is why u are different from MRS CHIMA!!
I am glad she is different from me. That' s what makes me UNIQUE. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:46pm On Aug 05, 2011
jay bee:
Whatchu done to 'em gunz Q?
Your stock indexes competing for the fastest velocity free fall?
Why this have to be a business meeting/transaction?  Now where is that do you like me note you been itching to give me for the past year?   tongue

I plan on doing whatever YOU wants with the guns suga.   kiss
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:44pm On Aug 05, 2011
Da Doctor:
NOW I AM CONVINCED your HUBBY GOT THAT PARTIAL STROKE BECUASE OF YOUR ATTITUDE. WAIT TILL JUDGMENT DAY! GOD GO JUDGE your EVIL DEEDS!


LOLLLLL
[size=77pt]LMAO grin grin grin[/size]
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:43pm On Aug 05, 2011
Goldieluk has a mind of her own. She doesn't need to follow anyone including a man.

Good try through. RoosterDrinker.
Jokes Etc › Re: Shorter Ladies Are The Most Violent Type by MrsChima(f): 3:41pm On Aug 05, 2011
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Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:41pm On Aug 05, 2011
Da Doctor:
Jaybee pls dont go there!!! the wrinkles and stretch marks alone can blind u. Not talking of her spare -tired tommy yet.

Pls pls pls. SHE IS OLLLLLD MAMA YOUNGIE

LOL
Get back COCKBLOCKER/SUCKER. angry

Now where were we? Oh Jaaaaybeeee tongue
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:36pm On Aug 05, 2011
jay bee:
who else but Q grin grin grin grin grin grin
Why you always picking on me?  Just get it over with and tell me you like me.  tongue tongue

Da Doctor:
lmao!!!!!
You need to stop chewing on my nuts and RELEASE IT! angry
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:33pm On Aug 05, 2011
Who? embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:31pm On Aug 05, 2011
LMAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Womp! Womp!
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2011
I sense a little jealousy huh?

Open wide, I need my nuts. cheesy
Romance › Re: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by MrsChima(f): 3:21pm On Aug 05, 2011
horny4u:
Agree totally: I call it date you for a year.
I don't think my wifey Rokiatu gon like that. embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:17pm On Aug 05, 2011
LMAO@me being furious ONLINE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Can I have my nuts out of your mouth please? I need to go pee.

LMAO@revealed my secrets grin grin grin cry cry cry grin grin grin

Joblessness is a mofo!
Romance › Re: Am I A Devil? by MrsChima(f): 3:15pm On Aug 05, 2011
REALITY101:
As bowed as Mrs. Chima's
I lubs you too. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: What Is In I Love You by MrsChima(f): 3:13pm On Aug 05, 2011
:-x
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 3:11pm On Aug 05, 2011
Da Doctor:
I CRY FOR SOME MEN AND THE WIVES THEY MARRIED O!!!!

I GUESSU MARRIED HIM NOT HIM MARRYING U.
Is that what your mother did? lipsrsealed

You represent perra tontos well.  Keep up the good WORK.   cheesy

I cry for the village girl that poison herself to death after being told YOU ARE her future husband.
lipsrsealed

LMAO@partly married.   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 2:44pm On Aug 05, 2011
sexkillz:
My points EXACTLY!!! Stay outta tha DAMN OVEN or you use a STOVE! cool
wink kiss
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 2:43pm On Aug 05, 2011
LMAO@the nigga saying I don't sound like a married woman. grin grin grin grin grin

What do married women sound like ONLINE? undecided undecided undecided undecided

Yeah, hermano perra tonto cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 2:41pm On Aug 05, 2011
Da Doctor:
something tell me u married out of the like of money and no single love attached. Dont get me wrong o!

U dont even speak like u are married oh! So the quoted is the advise u dish u children?

CHINEKE MERE GI EBERE OHH!!
That's something told you a lie.  You must got me confused with your village girl.   wink

LMAO@married for money  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

If that was the case, I would have gotten an OYINBO man who was born in old money.   wink

una perra tonto   cheesy
Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Girl That Is Richer Than U? by MrsChima(f): 2:38pm On Aug 05, 2011
Ahh the truth comes out. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by MrsChima(f): 2:12pm On Aug 05, 2011
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Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Girl That Is Richer Than U? by MrsChima(f): 2:11pm On Aug 05, 2011
*subscribing*

Watch the lies commence.
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 2:04pm On Aug 05, 2011
Amya:
^^^^it's quite clear what I'm saying. But since you obviously don't understand simple English, I'll put it in the plainest language you'll understand. Women beg because the men secretly enjoy it. Makes them feel important.
Exactly. If the man didn't have money problems, he wouldn't bitch a lot. Little boys playing the big boys' game is fuckery to the tenth degree.

If you can't stand the heat, STAY OUT OF THE OVEN.
Romance › Re: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by MrsChima(f): 2:02pm On Aug 05, 2011
pendo89:
Correction.The word 'helper' does not mean cooking,washing and giving birth.  These are by the ways.

GOD COMMANDS A WOMAN TO WORK AND PROVIDE FOR HER FAMILY

Who are we to dispute that? Read below what He expects of a woman.Nothing short of this!
For heavens sake only people with inferiority/superiority complexes try to place unnecessary burdens on the other person. 

Proverbs 31:10-31

All the days of her life.She seeks wool and flax,And willingly works with her hands.

She is like the merchant ships, She brings her food from afar.

She also rises while it is yet night, And provides food for her household And a portion for her maidservants.

She considers a field and buys it,From the profits she plants a vineyard.

She girds herself with strength,and strengthens her arms.

She perceives that her merchandise is good,

And her lamp does not go out by night.

She stretches out her hands to the distaff And her hand holds the spindle.


If my man brings from the West I bring from the East.Fullstop.
You have to understand the audience whom you are facing.  These knuckleheads will use the bible QUICK as long as it benefits them but when it doesn't the bible is invisible.  That's fake and fuckery to the TENTH DEGREE.

You are right about the "helper" definition because helpmate is a partner to the spouse but women are used as an example of what's a helpmate because according to the WORD MAN was here first.  

Those who have lack of common sense or wisdom will misconstrue "helper" with maid or servant.  If the MOST HIGH wanted women to be servants or maid he wouldn't have made a vagina where the men REAPS the pleasure.

A maid is not a LovePeddler but a spoon feeder to the lazies.
Romance › Re: Kiss And Tell Survey: Women Are Cheating More Often Than Men by MrsChima(f): 1:55pm On Aug 05, 2011
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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson To Marry My Husband ? " - Lovely Okojie Wife Of Prince Odianosen C by MrsChima(f): 1:53pm On Aug 05, 2011
That's what happens when you marry a polygamist. lipsrsealed

Reap what you sow.
Romance › Re: Marriage With A Nigerian Man 2 by MrsChima(f): 1:49pm On Aug 05, 2011
Listen to him hater knows best. wink
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by MrsChima(f): 1:47pm On Aug 05, 2011
Telling a man he is not worth your time or even worthy is like crack to the crackheads. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Marriage With A Nigerian Man 2 by MrsChima(f): 1:44pm On Aug 05, 2011
Milk him all you can until he got to leave. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Would You Order Your Man Out Of Your Apartment In The Middle Of The Night? by MrsChima(f): 1:42pm On Aug 05, 2011
That's a damn shame. You can tell who living with Momma now. lipsrsealed


LMAO@sleep with her best friend grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You better hope the BEST FRIEND don't have the deadly disease. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Revenge is a double edge sword. Be careful that you do not end up on the other end. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by MrsChima(f): 4:04am On Aug 05, 2011
Telling someone that they need to dress "cute" or put on perfume is not going to land them a man. If the person has a bleeped up personality or doesn't know how to hold a decent conversation no amount of make up nor perfume is going to help her.

She need to learn about herself FIRST before she goes trekking for some dicks. The biggest problem with women is that they are quick to please a man just to say they have a man instead of pleasing self by taking care self INSIDE FIRST and then work on outside.

If a man doesn't like you for YOU it doesn't matter what type of perfume or sweater you squeeze your big arse in.

Be happy with self and the man for you will surely appreciate it.
Romance › Re: Would You Order Your Man Out Of Your Apartment In The Middle Of The Night? by MrsChima(f): 3:54am On Aug 05, 2011
Somebody said it HER apartment so WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING UPSET? undecided undecided undecided undecided

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