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I am not Nigerian boo boo.     I like hearing Chinese people laugh and they are very infectious.

If you are actually a virgin then I suggest you wait because once you go in there is no turning back. Why not lose it with someone very special and he will be your only one?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=66950.msg8490483#msg8490483 date=1307676405]Thats in the real world my dear. But we are talking about NL now


UGHHHHHH!!! U want steal my pinky? U want touch my picky? U will never flick her bean! [/quote]Okay. Now since we talking about NL, may the juicest wins!

jackpot:
^^too wordy and ambiguous. Sorry, I dont understand your textbook. *no offence*

Too salty?    Hope YOU didn't take offense.   

Why not? You can have five maid of honors if you want to. It is your wedding.

LMAO@Dnonsense giving his sister and friend 10,000 naira!

Oh my days!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=687073.msg8489596#msg8489596 date=1307658250][color=deeppink]When someone gives money to the other girl and then refuses to give to the other?

What does it mean? Does it mean he hates her?[/color][/quote]It is his money so he can disburse as he pleases. It means nothing unless he tells you other wise.

Yes.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=66950.msg8490357#msg8490357 date=1307673016]Not really. Im still looking for a suiter. thats why my name is still Ms and not Mrs.


U should ask El Guapo naa. Ask him and he might put you in his list


I will inform El Guapo to put you on his list to. Thank me later sweety [/quote]You was so in love a minute ago and now it "not really"? Hmm. Good luck in your search.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0055bb] @ Chima!loooool! [size=2pt]that *b.t. rest* line can be interpreted in many ways sis! [/size]

Hmm. You have a point. How you be sis? Dsense wanted to know why you mad at him? I told him it because he smells like camel piss and llama shit.

Seeing someone in person doesn't mean that you will fall in love with the person. Love is more complex than lust. You can "lust" someone and mistake that for love if you have no idea what you are doing or engaging into.

Love is not quick and it simmers until it reach full eruption OTHERWISE everyone would be in love. It is not that simple. However lust on the other hand is quick and faster than a 1 minute man.

There are all levels of love as well and the common love is Agape or brotherly love. You can't love someone you do not know physically, mentally, spiritually, and emotionally. If you lacks one out of four then you need to slow down and build that because once your love is ironclad NO ONE CAN BREAK IT.

You need to ask yourself these questions, "Are your love built on a house of cards and desperation or are your love build on concrete foundation and longevity?"

tom28:
I wouldnt know about that.Many women in the US i have come across who are over 480 ilbs refer to themselves as big boned.

I gave you the correct definition and 400 is NOT big boned.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=684506.msg8490202#msg8490202 date=1307669436]thanks for this post.

i've long gotten tired of addressing the avalanche of whatever here.[/quote]You welcome. I tire ooo.

tom28:
Yes we are free with making our choices and you very right about that but you know one thing that really makes me to laugh really hard is when some of these black guys with their fat oyinbo girlfriends (or let me call them big boned as they are reffered to in the USA) come on talk shows boasting how they are stealing the white women from white men because of past evils commited by whites or how black women are hating on them because they are dating their sexy white big boned heavy duty girlfriends.

Hmm.  Big boned and FAT are two different weight classifications in USA.  Big boned is someone like Jennifer Hudson when she was a size 14-16.  By the way, who would be jealous of a BIG FAT BLOB?

Thank you very much.

MzDarkSkin:


[color=#0055bb][size=2pt]yes mam!!![/size] [/color]

[size=2pt]Do you and Bleep the rest.[/size]

I don tire ooo.

Hmm. Sometimes I wonder if Seun need to administer certain testing before registration.

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=683887.msg8488945#msg8488945 date=1307650187]@mrs chima, who is tlkin abt influencing u wif cash? I'm talkin abt goin 2 your family n fluntin my packet of cash, dey wil sell u (in marriage) sharp sharp, behind your bck! LMAO.[/quote]Uhmm.  Maybe your clock broke but the year 1500's is over and white folks stopped buying slaves around 1850's.   Even if families were selling their "people" nobody are buying them even for marriage. 

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=687006.msg8488843#msg8488843 date=1307649112]
that is the definition of obedient wife for any guy. Ask them if u don't believe me.  when a woman listens and obeys her husband she doesn't become a robot she bcomes a sexy wife who her husband luv. if u only u were to think while u re in a male shoes. [/quote]Now I see why 90% Nigerian males online STILL looking for a woman or having issues keeping a woman.   

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=687006.msg8488800#msg8488800 date=1307648610]when he calls u for sex even if u re tired u go to him running, u massage his feet, u run to him everytime he comes from work and give him a mind blowing oral   sex. U protect his valuable things, u listen to him er'time, u cook for him delicious meals, u respect his parents like u respect urs. U compliment him, when his mad u give him his place, u never nag when he's home. U give him as much kids as he want, u keep urself sexy for him not get fat when u give birth. U keep your puzzy tight but doing specific puzzy workout becoss men enjoy tight kitties. And many many moreee. An obedient wife is sexy. [/quote]I checked the dictionary for obedient and NONE of those diction were implicated. Were that a request and description of your robot?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=154607.msg8487088#msg8487088 date=1307631747]women deceive men by wearing wig!

Black women DO NOT have real hair (no ofeinse) [/quote]Did your mother have severe alopecia?

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=685435.msg8487183#msg8487183 date=1307632474]OP

[/quote]Go finger a camel and take your distorted emoticons with you!

Define obedient.

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=683887.msg8473857#msg8473857 date=1307466868]SECONDED!!! Infact, i'm ready 2 wrestle u 2 secure re as my 4th wife. *Pullin out by packet of cash n gettin ready 2 out bid Mr. Cork.* LOL.[/quote]I am not persuade by money. Maybe it because I makes my own without depending on a man.

[size=55pt]LMAO@obedient women EXEMPT from an arse whooping. [/size]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=66950.msg8487062#msg8487062 date=1307631564]Mrs.Chima.  so when can i hump you like  rabbit?   i swaaar ama nice guy [/quote]Can you lift your third leg up and insert it in someone's honeypot without breathing erratically?

Ms. Potato,

You haven't answer my question! Are you attached too?

It is unfortunate that some women today are more gullible than before because of the "fight" to remove their "single" status under no circumstances. They will accept a lie knowing it is not the truth just to be with a man. As you can see many of these women who are duped come online not just Nairaland but other social networks shared by friends that they are being used, lied, and mistreated.

My take on this is if you CHOSE to close an eye on the obvious then you should accept anything that comes with desperation and not being cautious. We take risks but do not be a fool doing so.

tytie:
The men need not remove the ring or deny their marital status these dayz coz the girls no longer care abt the rings and the status.

Whorish girls do not care about the rings and the status.  Just as well as the whorish girls not caring about the rings and the status, the men involved are not respecting and honoring the marriage by engaging in adultery if they cross the line.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=684506.msg8477464#msg8477464 date=1307521975]^^^ Even if he had, he refuse to even admit it. Yet his momma and poppa in Nigeria all look like Goodyear tyre and he is here cursin the hell out of Oyinbo women! Nonsense! [/quote]You are so evil. Me likey!

albridge:
interracial intra-racial, love is love. when you love someone you don't care where they are from, you just love them.

Everyone has a preference and even if they marries someone outside of their "ethnic" there are other factors that person has that they prefers. Just because someone marries someone of another ethnic doesn't mean anything.

Love is what you make of it in positive and healthy way and not your ability to show the world you can date or marry someone of another ethnic group.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=66950.msg8483863#msg8483863 date=1307600069]Hey! I thought the battle towards Lord Reed between you and me is over? I didnt knw u still want him. Abeg now. leave my NL sweetheart alone Besides u are already married. Why else is your name MRS. Chima [/quote]What's that got to do with us having a challenge? Are you "attached" too?