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Romance › Re: For Guys Only! Check Out My Profile Picture by MrsChima(f): 3:08pm On Jun 09, 2011
kokoye:
Yea . . that was me like 35 years ago . . when I could still dance. Now I just move from left to right wink

DNA revealed Mr. Chima as the father tongue
LMAO@now I just move from left to right grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Referring to the bold, YOU WISH. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: My Nigerian Husband Has To Be:- by MrsChima(f): 6:09am On Jun 09, 2011
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Woman Takes Attacker's Manhood To Police Station by MrsChima(f): 6:06am On Jun 09, 2011
More dicks cutting stories PLEASE! I am going through withdrawals! cheesy

The bloodier, the merrier! grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Idea Of Women Coming To Lagos Beach To Bath? by MrsChima(f): 6:01am On Jun 09, 2011
kokoye:
LOL

Not her choice - something is chasing her which you cannot see

Some spiritual leader sent her there.

that na why she no send you - the problem wey she get pass all of you wey dey look am.

God help us all.
Speaking from experience huh?
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 5:56am On Jun 09, 2011
klear:
Wat will I b doin wit a married man?  shocked shocked shocked now dat will b stolen property abi? Y will I b salivating over wat I know will NEVER b mine? I am nt self destructive abeg plus am nt a home breaker.
That's good to know.  Married women thank you .  wink  On the real though, there are women and men who will do whatever to break up a marriage because they too wish to be that person or it could be something more destructive than that. 

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=685435.msg8478591#msg8478591 date=1307533061]Mr Cork <<<<<<< wears expensive  92 karat gold plated silver  angry

You are going to HELL in gasoline drawers.[/quote]
M M M:
any married woman in d house?
You into married punnies now? shocked lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 5:51am On Jun 09, 2011
bknight:
Look mr pastor sharrap dia n answer d question! Some neva hesitate to quote d good book in response to real world experiences that happen to us all in everyday life + d poster hasn't mentioned adultery yet nah? Haven't u ever thot sexy of a married woman b4? Or Assuming u had started chatting a lady up b4 u noticed her finger? If u hv no ans simply click away 4m d topic
Trifling people doesn't care about the "good book" to them it doesn't apply hither. You mentioned adultery, I thought adultery is when the person whom is married commits sexual immortality according to your "good book"? Hmm. I guess definition does change every day.

Tricici:
Hard to tell these days, I came accross countless married men who are NOT wearing rings for non.solide reasons. I'm one of these young ladies that sometimes wear what could look at least like an engagement ring just not to be disturbed. So it's hard to tell who's who!
Just last night this very attractive man at Lagos airport was NOT wearing a band,he looked gooood but 'settled'. This is a scary world, to answer your question poster if he's obviously taken I wouldn't go there.
Yeah, you are right. You can't tell if someone is married or single by the flesh of their fingers but the mere displays of their character and volition.
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 5:47am On Jun 09, 2011
Akan A1:
[color=#006600]Stolen waters is sweeter. I think the fun is more when the stakes are higher. Being able 2 land some1 with a ring on his/her finger gives 1 a gr8er sense of achievement and accomplishment. Ppl r more interested in satisfying self these days rather than doing what is morally, socially or religiously right, [/color]
Yeah I have heard women and men say that. It is like a scavenger hunt for these sickos. But it is what it is.
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 5:46am On Jun 09, 2011
r231:
undecided undecided
Bite me. tongue

bayleaf:
@poster, are you attracted to married men?
Don't worry I am not interested. wink Sloppy seconds aren't attractive nor my type.

kokoye:
So, at this stage . . .what are you attracted to?
What are YOU attracted to? tongue tongue

Araboy:
@ Ms Chima tell the lady her husband can keep covering for me grin Married women are the best I always go for Ms Chima type and I m very very picky and selective unlike most of my friends
She said that she will see you on Maury Povich and wear your shoes this time. tongue The baby looks just like you too. cheesy
Romance › Re: For Guys Only! Check Out My Profile Picture by MrsChima(f): 5:31am On Jun 09, 2011
Aww.  Koyoke is sooooo cuuuuuuute!  I didn't know you can dance!   shocked shocked shocked shocked

Who is the father? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: If A Man Is Not Married, He Is Single by MrsChima(f): 5:23am On Jun 09, 2011
jay bee:
If a man is not married then he is either single or attached. . . . . It's really that simply
I agree. Even "engaged" couples are considered "single" in America.  If a man or woman engaged to be married and one of them dies, the court WILL NOT grant the other partner rights because they were NOT married.  The same thing goes for hospitals and other legal entities, unmarried couples are not given priorities even if they are engaged. Blood families must give the permission for the "widow" to even participate in the bereavement which is sad but that is the facts of life.  Just like Iice said, it is a civil status and there isn't a box on legal forms to check dating or engaged.  

Most people assumed "single" means the person is not in a relationship nor dating.  It means that you are not legally married.  Hold on Oguga, However just because a person isn't legally married doesn't mean that the couples aren't attached to one another.  It is much easier to break up when you are "attached" than married.  (no legal mess)

annita19:
This is so a justification statement. #cheaters alert# lol
If a man or a woman wants to cheat rather they are "single", "engaged", and "married" they will and there is no justification in being TRIFLING.  

9jafetish:
men  are nbot faithful theses days
As much as I wants to say YOU ARE RIGHT, but that is not true.  SOME men are not faithful these days.  (Shut up Jaybee)

ogugua88:
I'm not caught at a crossroad, no lol. It was honestly from a friend. He said it and other Nigerian friends started agreeing with him. I didn't agree with him, but I kept my mouth closed anyway as I wasn't willing to argue lol. I find that kind of mentality awfully disturbing. If people can't respect someone's partner before marriage, will a ring on the wedding finger command respect and sense of limitations? I doubt it lol. Not for everyone anyway. If two people are courting, obviously something is going right for them. Just because they don't have wedding rings doesn't mean one should try and ravage their relationship for a chance at dating one of them.
I hear what you are saying.  It doesn't matter if the OUTSIDE person doesn't respect someone's partner before marriage the INSIDE person must respect their relationship in order for it to survive.  Regardless of whatever opinions we all have the PERSON who wants to step out will step out damn what we are saying.  

Referring to red bold, you can't ravage someone's relationship if the parties doesn't participate.  There is no such thing as an one person fist fight.  There will always be people who think they can uproot your relationship but your MAN or WOMAN have the final say.  If he or she is a good man or woman then you have NOTHING to worry about.
Romance › Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrsChima(f): 4:53am On Jun 09, 2011
Ms. Potato,

May the juiciest toto steak wins. tongue tongue We still have a challenge! Lord Reed, come at this instance! angry angry
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 4:51am On Jun 09, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=685120.msg8478744#msg8478744 date=1307534424]the 34, 25, 46 you mentioned are in kg's or as in clothes size? embarassed lipsrsealed[/quote]There are women with 34's it is relatively small.  It is not common to see 24 waist with 46 bums.  That's why man invented plastic surgeries for those who wish to be other than what they were originally.   wink
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 4:48am On Jun 09, 2011
freeman9ja:
Well, here in South Africa, 90% of the ladies have big, sexy, creamy, hot BOOTIE, so I have no choice
than to go 4 wht is available.
I don't think it is healthy for a woman's arse to be creamy. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Fashion › Re: What Do Nigerian Guys Think Of: by MrsChima(f): 4:36am On Jun 09, 2011
kokoye:
cant stand wigs  angry
What's you went too hard and the wig fell on your lap?   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed  I know it could be very traumatizing ooo.  (laughing quietly as I can imagine Koyoke screaming "Spiders!"wink
Romance › Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by MrsChima(f): 7:01am On Jun 08, 2011
Sorry! I went to sleep! Bye girls!
Romance › Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by MrsChima(f): 4:57am On Jun 08, 2011
Hotie Tima:
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue i don't care

anyways your wife looks hot mess ghetto  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed  kiss kiss kiss kiss
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Wifey I must bid adieu I am going to jump off the bridge.   cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 4:53am On Jun 08, 2011
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Some wear it even if not married. Some wear it if their married
Some don't wear even if they are not married. I've always worn one, since high school grin I just like rings undecided
Anyway if the person is married, set your cap on another chap.[/color]
I hear you. I used to do that in high school wear my birthstone ring and older men would just say oh, she is taken. I didn't say a word. cheesy

Araboy:
Nowdays there are more married women chasing after men than the single ladies only God knows how many married women I banged and I am not getting married period because of that
I just received an email from one of htem. It said that you ARE THE FATHER. shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by MrsChima(f): 4:47am On Jun 08, 2011
What I do wifey? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Yes, Hottie! That's me! Why you guys don't believe me! cry cry cry
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 4:45am On Jun 08, 2011
african1:
Creeps!!!! I swear to God everywhere I go, the creepiest guys hit on me, the ones that are hobos or drunk or high. It is quit amusing, yet scary.
Oh my! You too? Check this out! I was at this event and some guy tried to holler at me saying "baby got alotta back" and he didn't see Mr. Chima standing there. Just say that the day didn't end well and ambulance were called.

I don't know if he was drunk or high but I know he won't Bleep with another chick again! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by MrsChima(f): 4:36am On Jun 08, 2011
Check my profile nosies!!!
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 4:28am On Jun 08, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=685120.msg8476346#msg8476346 date=1307503079]grin grin grin Hey ! is it fathers day soon over there? U might want to do sumthin too! grin grin grin[/quote]Mr. Chima is not a father YET. tongue tongue

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=685120.msg8476346#msg8476346 date=1307503079]shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin OMG! OMGGGG!!!! OMGGGGG!!!! ARGGGHHHH!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin Are we all related or what!?!? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked DEJAVU! shocked shocked shocked shocked[/quote]Who knows. A muslim guy told me that Asians and Blacks are distant relatives. Hmm. You better not be my long lost cousin Kimmy Sue Anne!
Romance › Re: I Feel Like Females Shouldn't Hit A Guy If They Can't Handle Getting Hit Back by MrsChima(f): 4:20am On Jun 08, 2011
Donlittle:
mrs chima seriously? We need to get married soon, So u can stop saying this nonsense
I do not engage in polygamy and what nonsense? It is common sense and self explanatory. If a woman hits a man for NO REASONS then SHE should not be complaining if the nigga hit her back.

If a man hits a woman for NO REASONS then HE should not be complaining if the trick hit him back.

So again, what's nonsense? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by MrsChima(f): 4:16am On Jun 08, 2011
I have a picture of me in shorts and shirt carrying some fruits. I will show that in profile picture.
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 4:10am On Jun 08, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=685120.msg8476233#msg8476233 date=1307501162]I know what u mean  grin grin grin I enjoy it too. Especially when they are half nak3d and wearing an apron.  grin grin grin

Well, make him do that the whole week for your birthday  cheesy wink grin[/quote]We had Mother's Day four weeks ago and he did a mother to be all day event for me.  I received some coupons he created and each coupon had an activity that he must do. 

I am sure you can figure out what activity he created the coupons the most. He thinks he is slick.  I used every last one of those coupons too.   embarassed embarassed

Speaking of half nekkid, have one of your exes every wore an apron and his kondo was imprinted largely against the apron and before the rice was done you were moaning? embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by MrsChima(f): 4:05am On Jun 08, 2011
I bought two sundresses! One is orange and one is baby blue and I have some silver gladiator sandals I am going to wear with it!
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 3:38am On Jun 08, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=685120.msg8476181#msg8476181 date=1307500279]Awww, . . Didnt know your hubby is a cook  kiss kiss kiss So is it him doing all the cooking while u sit one corner exercising your eyes?  tongue  grin[/quote][size=22pt]LMAO@Mr. Chima doing ALL THE COOKING! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size]

You are so damn funny! grin grin grin grin cry cry cry cry

I wish I was sitting down exercising my eyes while HE COOKING! But when he do I enjoys the moment! embarassed
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 3:33am On Jun 08, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=685435.msg8476180#msg8476180 date=1307500247]i dont get attracted to people regardless if they have a ring on or not.


might be a stage or a permanent thing, i dunno.


but some women prefer to chase married men, while ignoring the single ones.

not sure what causes this self destructive behaviour.[/quote]Sad. It seems like the married men are the single men and the single men are the married men. The world is surely coming to end.
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 3:32am On Jun 08, 2011
Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Don't really see a lot of young/attractive men who are married or wearing a ring so not had that experience [/color] tongue
Where are you standing at now? tongue tongue
Romance › Re: When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 3:31am On Jun 08, 2011
rokiatu:
hmmmm a ring on a man finger lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed move on and look for my next target.

I am not attracted to married men no matter how attractive or rich.
You will be surprised how many women chases after married men.  I was surprised to hear a set of women WARNED MARRIED WOMEN to watch out for their husbands.

My thing is this if a woman have to watch her husband in a midst of hoes then he is not her husband to begin with.  That's just my opinion.  A grown woman shouldn't have to babysit a grown man and vice versa.  

Yes, a decent woman and man will walk away even if they are attracted to the person BUT what if that was just a ploy?

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