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Romance › When You See A Man Or Woman You Are Attracted To Wearing A Ring by MrsChima(op): 3:25am On Jun 08, 2011
What would you do or say?  Do you think people who wear rings are actually married or just using it to shoo away stalkers?

I over heard a man at the market saying he wears his ring to impress the ladies.  WTF?  I have heard women say that married men are more attractive than single men. 

Why do you think women are running after married men more than single men?

Do you think people are wearing general rings on marriage fingers as a ploy or a lure?
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 3:19am On Jun 08, 2011
Ms. Potato

I got me an excellent cook and when it times for special nights nothing like a hunky man in an apron butt nekkid. Ooh lawd. Be right back or two.
Nairaland General › Re: Mrs.chima. by MrsChima(f): 3:04am On Jun 08, 2011
Topsoldier:
Listen here lesbian, stop calling mrs.chima off as if she is your gf. I may not know anything about her but I know

she's not a lesbian like you. Another thing, I am never a hater, just a truth speaking thug. Most people think

that I hate them when I speak the truth about them. Least but not last, who is picking on who? What the bleep is

wrong with your lil brain today, it is "I like u thread" not a thread where I'm slandering a person.

Get your facts st8.
Hold up soldier!  I know you liking me and all but you need to back off my girl!  It is none of your business of her sexual preference and whom she is with.  She is right you can't have me and I am off limits.  

But I do have someone in mind that would be just for you!  Ms. Potato  grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Mrs.chima. by MrsChima(f): 3:01am On Jun 08, 2011
rokiatu:
We all know Mrs Chima is the bomb. The only people who can not see that are blind haters tongue tongue


Thanks for appreciating my wife, but you can't never have her tongue


And whatsup with your siggy? Why pick on a cool chick? undecided undecided Nairaland mannh! SMH!
Hey wifey!   kiss kiss kiss

I am very popular offline so this is nothing new.  I appreciate my haters and they are necessary who else would be my laughing targets?   wink
Romance › Re: Never Knew Im A Jealous And Suspicious Lover by MrsChima(f): 2:57am On Jun 08, 2011
OP,

You are not THE ONLY ONE that is jealous and suspicious of their women or men and both lipsrsealed

Men tell on themselves on this site if you pay attention.
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 2:45am On Jun 08, 2011
kokoye:
No wonder we cool   wink

I love me some junk . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
That's what Mr. Chima said among other things.    embarassed tongue

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=685120.msg8473759#msg8473759 date=1307465804]HALT THERE!!    u over grown donkey. just becoz i want you dont mean i want you!! angry[/quote]You need to stop calling yourself big overgrown out of shape bubba the blob and nine of Preciouses donkey!  

Please do not want me!  I am begging you!  I will pay you NOT TO.   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

rokiatu:
grin grin grin  grin grin grin grin grin

[size=2pt]I said that only to konck him off my thread.[/size]
Okay!  You will need a big taser for that big swole mofo!
Romance › Re: I Feel Like Females Shouldn't Hit A Guy If They Can't Handle Getting Hit Back by MrsChima(f): 2:15am On Jun 08, 2011
If she just hits you for NO REASONS then she shouldn't expect a nigga not to hit her back BUT if she hits you in self defense then YOU SHOULDN'T expect her not to hit you back.

What's the Bleep wrong with these mofos? Seriously? undecided
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 5:50pm On Jun 07, 2011
rokiatu:
Everybody loves Cork undecided undecided Happy? tongue You may now leave my thread.
TRUST ME WIFEY if you know what I know!  You would too put on a cyber condom.  I am just saying.  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Mr. Cock is one of these last niggas you want to love.   lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I Tink Polygamy/masculine Flirtitiousness Is Natural. by MrsChima(f): 5:48pm On Jun 07, 2011
Oh my goodness! You buried the other two wives?


By the way, ground these nuts. wink

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=683887.msg8473678#msg8473678 date=1307465012]Mrs Chima. am ready to make you my 3rd wife if u can cook Corn & ground nut rice! wink[/quote]
Romance › Re: But Seriously, What Do Guys Really Want? by MrsChima(f): 5:46pm On Jun 07, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=685156.msg8473643#msg8473643 date=1307464716]HALT THERE gadeeeemit. do you realize i drive a black  20007 Range Rover spot with alloys will &

No chick refuse me!! angry
[/quote]Is that what you named your bike?  shocked shocked  How is it working for you?  lipsrsealed
Amya:
I'm talking about neither. . .Men are not divided into only these two groups you know.
Hmm.  There are two type of men: Realistic men and Unrealistic men  

Koyoke who is in a relationship (married) have realistic expectations of what he wants and knows that his wife is not perfect totality but perfect enough for him.  

Mr. Cock who is not in a relationship and begging for punny well ENOUGH SAID.
Romance › Re: I Tink Polygamy/masculine Flirtitiousness Is Natural. by MrsChima(f): 5:39pm On Jun 07, 2011
M M M:
op
how many wives did u buy? undecided
Or beaten. lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: But Seriously, What Do Guys Really Want? by MrsChima(f): 5:35pm On Jun 07, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=685156.msg8473594#msg8473594 date=1307464378]Mrs Chima.  OK. can i want you? [/quote]Call the Make A Wish Foundation.  They loves foreigners.   wink
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 5:32pm On Jun 07, 2011
rokiatu:
ROFL oh God!!! Miss Chima have come again grin grin

190 get serious angry angry
You know it. wink
Romance › Re: But Seriously, What Do Guys Really Want? by MrsChima(f): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2011
OP.

Are you asking men that ARE ACTUALLY in a relationship of any kind or WISH TO BE in a relationship?

If you are talking about men that are in a relationship aren't usually picky because they wouldn't be with the chick if she didn't meet MOST of his preferences.  

If you are talking about men that WISH to be in a relationship, ENOUGH SAID.   lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Suffering With A Man by MrsChima(f): 5:07pm On Jun 07, 2011
It is interesting how men on this site can't seem to keep a woman for obvious reasons.   It could be they are too busy hating on what they wish were theirs. Hmm.
Romance › Re: Ok. Why Do Black Women Play Mind Games In Relationships? by MrsChima(f): 5:05pm On Jun 07, 2011
I see punny begging getting to you huh, Mr Cock?  

Suggestion: lay off the fries and wear a handsome mask.  wink
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Men/Women Do You Attract? by MrsChima(f): 4:53pm On Jun 07, 2011
rokiatu:
Where are the serious people? undecided
In the states, we call those "kinda" people FIRST OF THE MONTH RECIPENTS in other words, Jerry Lewis kids.   lipsrsealed

I keep getting those big booty lovers.   embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Some Men Don't Allow Their Girlfriends To Touch Their Phone by MrsChima(f): 8:25am On Jun 07, 2011
Po thang.
Nairaland General › Re: I Dont Just Love Nigerian Men by MrsChima(f): 8:24am On Jun 07, 2011
Ranoscky:
Xactly, potato. you damn right! AA's gat the highest rate of baby mommas. Sucks!
What do you call those Nigerians having babies with people they are not married to? Indentured community service workers? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Interracial Love by MrsChima(f): 8:21am On Jun 07, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=684506.msg8469429#msg8469429 date=1307422414]Yeah, some cases are like that but I do not agree that all falls into that category. At least MBJ does not made it sound that way but TOM28 of a thing made it sound that way. He thinks all Oyinbos are like Good year tyre but have he ever look at his old folks in Nigeria on how fat they actually are? (No offense really) undecided[/quote]I see what you are saying Ms. Potato however I don't understand even a desperate Nigerian man looking for papers WOULD have children with someone he is just using for papers.

Do you think it is an embarrassment to the families yonder that their family members have children and are not with the mother? From what I was told families are like kryponite in Nigeria but why would they even so much slide their kondo into something that DISGUSTING according to them?

It doesn't make sense to me nevertheless. TRUST ME I wouldn't be sleeping with someone I feel is DISGUSTING AND FAT. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Interracial Love by MrsChima(f): 8:17am On Jun 07, 2011
Araboy:
Some men should be happy even to get a fat white lady since they are so ugly
Oooooh. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

No halal meat for you mister! angry grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: I Dont Just Love Nigerian Men by MrsChima(f): 8:11am On Jun 07, 2011
Have fun baby and bring me some bacon home. kiss
Romance › Re: My Nigerian Husband Has To Be:- by MrsChima(f): 8:10am On Jun 07, 2011
Nekai:
shocked
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=683838.msg8469433#msg8469433 date=1307422571]U sure about that>? shocked shocked shocked[/quote]I am sure. wink
Nairaland General › Re: I Dont Just Love Nigerian Men by MrsChima(f): 8:07am On Jun 07, 2011
[size=22pt]FAINTED![/size] (getting back up to scold wifey)

You got married and you didn't tell me?!!!!! shocked No wonder you was acting funny! angry
Nairaland General › Re: I Dont Just Love Nigerian Men by MrsChima(f): 8:01am On Jun 07, 2011
Hey wifey!

Are you dating a liberian and I still wants an invitation to your wedding dammit! angry
Nairaland General › Re: I Dont Just Love Nigerian Men by MrsChima(f): 8:00am On Jun 07, 2011
LMAO@Black men produces too many baby mommas. grin grin grin grin grin grin

If only you knew. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Hey wifey kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Interracial Love by MrsChima(f): 5:45am On Jun 07, 2011
According to Tom and MBJ, Nigerian men only wants fat and ugly women for papers regardless which countries they run to as long as it out of Nigeria.   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Gaming › Re: Favorite Game Of All Time? by MrsChima(f): 3:51am On Jun 07, 2011
shocked
Romance › Re: Any Luck Finding Your Ideal Nigerian Man Online by MrsChima(f): 3:48am On Jun 07, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]I shall inform Mrs.Chima right away!!  cheesy[/color]

cheesy cheesy grin
May D-nonsense find you and have his way with you!  angry angry angry angry tongue

Hey sis! [size=2pt]You are having hella fun ain't you? wink[/size]

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