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Hello Ladies! 

February 14, 2011, I am throwing our first ANNUAL FEMINIST MOVEMENT PARTY.  We will be celebrating the empowerment of women everywhere!  I have a few ladies I want to introduce you and please make yourself welcome to these ladies.  They will be guiding you to your freedom of being a woman.

Tpia: Godmother
Mrs. Chima: The Heart Crusher
Mz. Dark: Silent but Deadly
Mygoldie: The Enforcer
Rokiatu: The Siren
Altreides: The Heart Crusher in training

We will have some male strippers and food!  Please come and join us on February 14, 2011!

[size=22pt]LEAVE THE MEN WHERE THEY SHOULD BE; IN THE DOG POUND[/size]

What is that Dsense?

i am serious.

Dsense,

I need three plates.  One for me, Mr.Chima, and our baby I am carrying.  Mr Chima want the jollef rice and fufu. He also want the fish eye soup and amaka.

I want the wings, greens, cornbread, yams, mac and cheese, peach cobbler, and bbq ribs.

Mygoldie:
sis,i hope your hubby is planning big for ya? on val's day.

No.  I am going out with a bunch of women.  We are going to Feminist party.  Mr. Chima will be with his boys for Val Day.

Atreides:
Hi momma! I haven't seen you in ages! Bet papi's keeping you real busy,huh?

Well damn! First yall complaining I need to spend more time with Mr. Chima. Now, I am spending more time with Mr. Chima, he must be beating on me according to Dsense and wilding me up according to you.

I can't win for losing! Sighs.

I am good chile!

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=602821.msg7708825#msg7708825 date=1297383287][color=#0055bb]LMAO! GAWD i want to kick this guy!!!!!! lol everytime i see his profile picture it amazes me how such a cute lil boy can grow to be so damn mean!  somebody didnt get enough a$s whoopings! [/color][/quote]He was looking at his mother when he said that. Please forgive him.

He sure did! Oooh weee!

Konjour:
(Going strictly by the topic,without any form of referrence to previous comments): Any woman who can figure out that a prospective partner would take her for a ride cuz he's gonna marry her as a 'favour' lacks self-esteem if she goes ahead to marry him, and she'd be silly to think she can change his mentality by marrying him. On the flip side,marraige is a deliberate union between two members of opposite genders,and it ain't forced in any legal state of the world, (don't know 'bout places where the theme of civilization has never been broadcasted,though ). Yeah,attidudes differ and a couple of guys might seem/look cocky towards their fiancees,but its a very democratic world and no one will die if the lady decides to opt out. Marraige is an instituition,and like any other instituition,it has its own black spots,but it has also had a much higher success rate. If you get the right partner,you will never wanna stop being married, and you'd realise you've missed a whole lot by being single. Cheers.  

I hear what you are saying.   It still go back to what I said MARRIAGE ISN'T COOKIE CUTTER.  What one couple do in their marriage may not be what another couple will do in their marriage. 

There are couples who are not married happily in love with each other longer than the average married couple.  I am not saying marriage in itself is bad.  I am saying that PEOPLE NEED TO STOP sugarcoating as if MARRIAGE IS THIS BIG DEAL AND FESTIVITY because it is not. 

Some people can be married to the perfect man or woman doesn't mean they will be happy.   You only make the marriage or relationship what you feel it should be.  There are a lot of people WHO WILL NEVER BE MARRIED and will be in a long term relationship. 

This is a new day and age and EVERYTHING CHANGES.  Marriage isn't what OUR ANCESTORS experienced and the only different between marriage and relationship.  One is legal and the other is not.  Some people get married so their relationship can be legal. There is nothing special about the two.

Thanks for the invitation Dsense. But, I have better things to do.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=602156.msg7707001#msg7707001 date=1297365187]EXACTLY!!

since you have acknowledged that VERY true fact.

let's take it a step beyond - please, ok?  hear me out

this is a forum - a forum is a place to air opinions and that forum should be devoid of "retaliation" for expressing opinion(s) - as the beauty of any dialogue is sharing and discussing various ideas, choices, lifestyles.  that is the beauty of a forum.
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you then commented that I was some sort of brown noser as though I wasn't stating my true thoughts but just posting something to "impress others, " when you stated this to filani in reference to me :

"You smile upon arse kissers huh?"  

But I wasn't talking to you, I was doing what you did throughout the thread - "expressed my belief and my opinion - genuinely"
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then you went paragraph by paragraph - answering each statement as though I was "talking to you personally" - which I wasn't - your response makes it glaringly obvious that Your skills of comprehension on more than one level need expansion - so let's do it then

Shy-one Typed
[b]Marriage [/b]should improve the human species, becoming a barrier against vice, a protection to woman, strength to man, and a centre for the affections.

Chima Typed
Marriage is a contractual partnership between two people, ie Male and Female. It does not provide any protection whatsoever.  Marriage is not a gun nor a shield against anything.  Even if you are in a partnership, you still have to fend for self.  If a man doesn't have strength BEFORE marriage, how can he have STRENGTH AFTER?  No one can give you strength for strength is from within.  There different "types" of marriage and a huge proportion of married couples ARE NOT AFFECTIONATE with each other/people nor show affection.  If  you are not an affectionate person, how can you exude such?

My Response
Marriage is definitely protection and it provides that to BOTH PARTIES - take it to a level that you cannot taste with your tongue or smell with your nose - if you are fending for yourself within a partnership/within a marriage - i pity that person -  "someone in that marriage needs counseling and intervention from the other partner or a 3rd party" - If I am operating as though I am in the relationship by myself - then there is a problem, either I haven't made myself clear and/or I married the wrong man.  When you date and marry the RIGHT PERSON [color=#990000]you spend most of your free time living your life with that person versus inanimate objects or objects outside of your mate -  such as "you aren't on the computer all day, on the phone all day, talking to others about him/her" - INSTEAD you are LIVING what you married - you are physically and verbally interacting with that person that you call "husband."  You can believe that once I marry, NL won't see much of me as my time will be filled with that person -  Strength my dear comes from a billion sources - God and your mate are TWO OF THE MAIN SOURCES for the AVERAGE PERSON - they assist in your life and are available to lean on when troubled, lean on just because, lean on for sexual fulfillment - and you provide to each other so many different versions of strength in the name of laughter when sad, differing view points when views are limited, suggestions, etc, -

Strength that you have within - was placed there by everything and everyone around you.  You were not born with strength.[/quote]We do not need to go back and forth. You stated what you feel and I stated what I feel. It isn't that serious. All we are going to do is be redundant and I am sure you have better things to do.

One more thing, if I was calling you an arse kisser. I would have said SHYONE IS AN ARSE KISSER. I TOLD YOU AND OTHERS, I wasn't referring to you and I ASKED THE DUDE that question based on what he said about the post. It had nothing to do with you. IF you felt that was the case then I have no control over that.

I AM ONLY PARAPHRASING: You stated that marriage is about running through the garden of Eden with honey dew socks and all that. I am sure there are people who agree with that. I, however don't agree with that. Let agree to disagree. Truce?

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=602821.msg7708263#msg7708263 date=1297377125]^^^
Have you done the deal
Why away from here ?did my uncle beat/hit you again ? [/quote]What is with you Nigerian men love beating on women or love talking about beating women? Is Your dick dwindling?

niggadee:
@ Mrs.Chima you are sexy and fione bit*h 

Thank you suga.    Now, call your brother Freddy Krueger. 
He said he is missing his twin. 

Hey baby! How you be?

Hee hee! You make me sick! (laughing and hitting table)

Heey suga!

Nigerian men looooove ugly women! Right, Chicco?

koolchicco:
I once heard Mrs.Chima crying saying similar lines as well.

I sure did! Ugly people rocks! We are waiting on you to officiate the meeting sir. You will be running late right?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=602821.msg7706827#msg7706827 date=1297362776]
  Dont care if u look like fat albert.  Moi lovy u [/quote]and Fat Albert's dick is bigger than yours. Moi don't love you.

Mr. Cock,

Let me be ugly in peace. Thank you.

Sighs.

Can the ugly people have peace? Geez!

Sighs.

Mr. cock,

Your pitbull shole is ugggly!

Sighs.

No thanks.

Oh my fucking goodness! Why are broke arse men keep complaining? If you can't get a chick WITHOUT MONEY then why are you mad AT THE WORLD?

I mean seriously DUDE COME off of it.

What do I mean what?