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I perfected the NUDGE AND DIP test. My husband passed with flying colors!

debosky:
@ Chima and Goddess

She's obviously more concerned about getting pregnant - last I checked, toys can't do that for you.

This problem goes beyond just getting satisfaction and is more about being disgraced in the midst of her friends and family.

If she want a baby that bad and STILL wants to be with her husband.  She will need TONS of money because Invitro Fertilization is expensive.  If that won't work, there are children waiting to be adopted.

Small gifts for in-laws? Hmmph.

[size=77pt]THE WORLD COMING TO AN END! JAYBEE AND THE MEN AGREE WITH ME! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN[/size]

Keep it up before I cock block during your valentine day celebration!

Uhmm Jaybee,

We introduce our fiances to the family WITHOUT having to spend money. That is why I made the joke about CELEBRATING EVERY DAMN THING.

Introduction should be simple. A family dinner with the important ones and there ya go. All these extra shit is not necessary. You will need the money for the WEDDING AND RECEPTION.

OP,

Real talk, the fact that you even created a thread concerns me what you think of the man that you are in love with.  If you are sensing red flags then you need to investigate what those red flags mean. 

We are unable to really assess the man or you so we are giving you blind opinions and suggestions. 

If you was in USA, I would offer my DETECTIVE services because I AM BADD!

OP,

Your husband knew about his medical issues before you guys met and married. He should have been honest with you and given you the opportunity to make a decision that will affect your marriage.

I don't know your husband, but I am sure he went to a doctor AT LEAST ONCE in his lifetime and questions were asked and answered. In initial pediatric visits, doctor check the boy's scrotum and penile shaft for possible "dysfunctions" and doctors touch the penile shaft for possible reaction and if such reaction that deem inappropriate will be subject to further testing.

If you have a boy child, pay attention to the doctor when he or she does physical exams you will see exactly what I am talking about.

There are possible solutions for Erectile Dysfunctions, but he will have to do a COMPLETE LIFESTYLE change to see some improvement but not really. You may have to result in purchasing some intimacy gadgets to supplement the lack of.

Good luck!

Okay, I got this down:

Bride Price
Introduction price
Post Introduction price
Pre Wedding Price
Wedding Price
Post Wedding Price
Lawyer Fees

Okay! You guys CELEBRATE everything huh? When is NATIONAL SHIT DAY?

Huh?

I will be glad when you do.

There is nothing wrong with falling in love with a Nigerian man. After all they are humans and you may need a taser.

You mean man haters.

I have decent male friends and I am a woman. There is nothing wrong with being friends with the opposite sex. Just because they are touchy touchy doesn't mean that they are having sex. Some people just affectionate like that and some people aren't. If you are that BOTHERED by it just simply ask them to slow it down.

You may get a funny reaction but it better not asking right?

There is nothing wrong with a GIRL giving her MAN a gift. The problem is that SOME guys feel funny receiving gifts from their girl because they feel that she trying to be a man. I did say some so relax.

I find it weird for a girl or boy to accept gift from OTHER girl or boy that is NOT THEIR BOYFRIEND, FRIEND, OR SPOUSE.

Then again that just me.

Who is you talking to and what are you talking about?

I will be glad when stalkers are exterminated.

Mr. Chima will be sleeping on the couch for Valentine Day. I am going out with a bunch of Feminist women and we going to a Feminist party on Valentine Day.

Here a free show for your special day! Enjoy!

I see someone is suffering from severe psychosis.

Go away.

Hey L Reed!

I see where you coming from.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=600681.msg7688353#msg7688353 date=1297147995]Lol. Pleeease spare my the lecture!!

Who fed you wif that bullshit? Since when did the word MILF apply to we Men also?
Last I checked wasn't it O momma i've love to fuc.k?

A Milf is any single, married, or a divorced middle aged woman who men still find fu.ckable of sexually attrative - right of wrong?.
**so my Old man is a milf? LMFAO**

Thought you've left NL already?
Why i'm I not suprised?
See look, keep changing our topic of discussion all you want, afteral its just about the only fin you seem to be good at, I really doubt it if you can keep up wif a straight convo offline -  So go ahead, pick out a comfort zone and leave the other issues at hand hanging.k

BTW, Am I wrong, or are my senses of reasoning blurred?
You've suddenly turned emotional - what did you do wif the insultive, iron-hearted woman in you?
I thought I was the cause of your recent madness here on NL,
I'm now seeing fins differently.
You just another chapter in a Black Dairy of a 'Mad Black Woman'.

Get it into your head lady - its just a forum, nofin here is real, the minute we log off this site, We're just two different individuals from whatever false identities we potray here, so why the hurting ??
I saw what I caused you, extended a hand of reconciliation and you threw it back at my face!!. Thats my stress.

Sidenote: So you're really 'big' ain't you?
So you ain't 'fu.ckable', huh?
Ooops, Sorry for overrating ya. So pathetic ! [/quote]I think that you need to call your mother and tell her that you still having issues with her. I am not interested.

Mountain these nuts.

You going to be rotting in hades waiting on my picture.

Who cares?

Jaybee do not need to apply for anybody's application. He is damn near 80!

Coolabbie:
I wuld fly into a rage & ask 4 explainations. If it were my bf i wuld empty a crate of bottle on his head. As 4 my husband i wuld kick him out of d bedroom 4 as long as i remain angry.hope Mr. Chima isnt d reason 4 question

If that was the case, I wouldn't be online creating threads. In America, causing physical harm to another human is offensible by imprisonment.

Meddling is getting in other people's business with the intent of causing static in a person's relationship.  It was in the original post.

One seep from where?