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RomanceRe: Just About Every Girl In Lagos Clubs Is A LovePeddler! by MrsChima1(f): 2:04pm On Jan 25, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Like seriously, when did "Just about" translate to mean "All?" undecided There is NO generalization. Almost every girl means you can excuse yourself, that doesnt change the fact that almost all girls in lagos clubs are hoes![/color][color=#000030]Club girls, pr[i]o[/i]stitutes they go to church dont they? How then can you say church girls are good girls? The definition of church girls as good girls is subjective![/color]
I am not saying church girls are good girls, I am asking are church girls good girls? tongue

I saw you at the club looking all fly. wink
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 3:13am On Jan 25, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
grin grin grin grin
akata to the bone!! grin
They are not ready. wink
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 3:11am On Jan 25, 2012
hornipipe:
2moro ure gonna lick my as-s crack
I made an appointment with the witch doctor.  Give me a few years to make sure the rabies shot are effective.  wink

In the meantime, I need cab fare to get to my next customer or I will tell them what your dog did to your booty hole. angry
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 1:34am On Jan 25, 2012
hornipipe:
i can feed u and ur entire family, i see no reason y u shld continue wit ur dirty job as a love peddler
To feed my entire family, you need to pay your debt. I tickled your balls five times that is N49,000. angry
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 12:37am On Jan 25, 2012
hornipipe:
is tht y ure home by thz tym? I knew u wer one of em
You were my biggest customer.   kiss  Are you still living with your parents?  Did you stop peeing in the bed?
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 12:29am On Jan 25, 2012
hornipipe:
go into ur daughter's room thtz if shez got 1 and suck her like a MILF ure
Aww. Ashy hoes are on strike huh?
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 12:21am On Jan 25, 2012
hornipipe:
go service mr chima
Go suck your daddy.
RomanceRe: Just About Every Girl In Lagos Clubs Is A LovePeddler! by MrsChima1(f): 12:20am On Jan 25, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]True! The ones that are not, is just like you looking for a needle in a haystack! You'll find your needle, but then after a month's search or thereabout! Who has time to start looking for good girls in the club?  huh It's just as if you are planning to fail, from get go! I dont trust girls that go clubbing. . . One bit![/color]
Club girls aren't to be trusted, but church girls are good girls? huh
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 12:14am On Jan 25, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=854198.msg10040744#msg10040744 date=1327446764]*yawn*[/quote]Take your sleepy arse to bed. angry
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 12:14am On Jan 25, 2012
hornipipe:
how many minutes did it take u to pick thoz wordz frm ur dict
The same minutes it took you to steal Internet time.
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 12:03am On Jan 25, 2012
hornipipe:
i would love to be ur teacher, MILF!!
No thanks.  I am not interested in incoherent and incestuous teachers.
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 11:45pm On Jan 24, 2012
hornipipe:
go back to grade 4 and learn how to construct simple correct sentences!!
Shouldn't you lead by an example? grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 11:39pm On Jan 24, 2012
[quote author=hornipipe link=topic=854198.msg10040537#msg10040537 date=1327444747][/quote]Be gentle on my nuts boo boo. kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Prostitut And Girlfriends: No Difference by MrsChima1(f): 11:37pm On Jan 24, 2012
(looking for MBJ)
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 11:33pm On Jan 24, 2012
hornipipe:
uve got to work hard on ur construction
Construct these nuts. wink Thanks for reading all of my comments though!  tongue kiss   

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]LMAO! grin grin grin grin Frustration and desperation are two motherfccking mofos! grin grin grin grin

Let's just hope he got the braille condoms at retail price! embarassed embarassed
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He ran out of ammunitions and started gunning for my baby with bleeped up pictures like a little sissy boy during playtime.  grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 11:21pm On Jan 24, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]That's what they all do when they bite off more than they can chew!

BTW i did not miss it, i was too stuck in the bottle i fell into, and i was sure i'll fall back right in after climbing out, so i decided to stay put! grin
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Yes!  He posted a picture that supposedly my husband and I.  I found the image on google and shown it to my husband.  He was laughing because he was like we don't look anywhere near that!  It was funny because he started to flexing his muscles and thangs, (I forgot the rest embarassed embarassed)

I laughed so hard when he posted a picture of a fat black woman with glow in dark eyeshadow.  I shown that to Chima as well and asked you want her huh?  The facial expression was PRICELESS!

La Parisienne:
How could I have missed this? Tsk tsk tsk. I'll never miss anything great agian.

Btw, I just brewed a cup of cappuccino. I'm ready for the show tonight cool
The manbitches coming for seconds soon! Hold on tight!  grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 10:54pm On Jan 24, 2012
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=854198.msg10040276#msg10040276 date=1327441771]Look here Mrs Chima and Sexxskillz. if u two [b]identical gorrilas have nothing important to contribute to my love life, pls let me be!! angry[/b][/quote]We looks just like you Daddy King Kong. kiss kiss kiss kiss
FashionRe: Show Off Your Tattoos :) by MrsChima1(f): 10:53pm On Jan 24, 2012
Here is mine.

RomanceRe: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrsChima1(f): 10:45pm On Jan 24, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]^^^
Tie a 9 inch cement block around your neck and jump off the 3rd mainland. . . if you dont snap out of it, call me bastard! wink
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grin grin grin grin grin grin

You missed Honerico and I's e-fight last night. I whooped him so bad that he snitched to the moderators. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Have Observed Nigerian Men Like Nice Compliments Lol by MrsChima1(f): 6:19pm On Jan 24, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=854123.msg10038404#msg10038404 date=1327425180]Every intelligent living thing loves a good compliment. Dogs, cats, and humans. It is not limited to a certain breed, race or nationality[/quote]And people shouldn't be upset when they don't get it. wink
RomanceRe: Does Love Expire? by MrsChima1(f): 6:08pm On Jan 24, 2012
jay bee:
I'm now utterly convinced you're still in bed.
Since when did emotional feelings starts to equate to things off chemical/man-made components?
Emotional feelings now have a sell by date?

Does the love to your parents/immediate family/siblings alike have expiry date?

SMH
I do know if love can fade, it can expire.   grin tongue   I am convinced you smoked that ohweee!  grin

In order for something to "expire", it has to be spoiled, ruined, destroyed, and decayed before it reach the point of non-existent i.e. fade, wither, taper off, and dissolve. 

Everything has a process before it becomes "expired".  You do whatever you have to do to keep love alive by prayer, effective communication, understanding, respect, humility, and positive thinking or otherwise someone can "fall out of love".

That's why elders always say, couples who fight and pray together STAYS together with love.
RomanceRe: Does Love Expire? by MrsChima1(f): 5:56pm On Jan 24, 2012
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=852267.msg10038246#msg10038246 date=1327423749]OP.

It depends . . for instance, my love for Mrs Chima expired after getting her on bed 99 times embarassed[/quote]We would need to physically meet in order for you to get me on bed ONE time. undecided
RomanceRe: Does Love Expire? by MrsChima1(f): 5:54pm On Jan 24, 2012
jay bee:
Fade => Less stronger than it was when started
Expires => Non existence after  . . . . .

The person you once truly loved wouldn't just become your enemy or would they?

u still in bed?
LMAO@the definitions  grin grin grin grin grin grin How do you think things expire if they doesn't become weakened or faded? grin grin grin grin

Are YOU still in bed?  lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Does Love Expire? by MrsChima1(f): 5:38pm On Jan 24, 2012
It can fade, but it can't expire? huh

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