₦airaland Forum

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Trust me, he knows all the special reserved moves. . . We grew up in the same village, so i know the hell what am talking about. For example, Mr Chima can shoot down a bird in flight with a single stone from a catapult. . . Pls dont try my home boy. . . You go wound o! [/size][/color]

You have no idea. I will just leave it at that.

Sexkillz meet me in the kitchen.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=793787.msg9459300#msg9459300 date=1320157573]LOL @ Tpia's comments.

@ OP: Your son is very cute! He's so precious. He's a potential Hottie!

Hope you have/you're having a wonderful union.   [/quote]Back off! I am screening him for my niece.

ebonyvibe:
yes if it is stuck besides the wheel of a new VW Beetle

[size=33pt]Laughing extremely loud. [/size]

Flowers? I dey chop chop flowers?

(looking out the side of my eye) I don't know about that.

He got some okay abs. Now he has to work on the other parts.

Vicjustice:
White people don't mind sharing their photos and their real names/surnames to the world, but on the contrary, black people do. Most black people would fight me if i upload their photos into Nairaland

White people do? If you say so.

justwise:
[/b]

Hmmm,  . . still a virgin and single the last time i checked

Let me go check the sexuality thread again and see your desired sexual positions.  

sexylogan:
That looks like either a Chevrolet Corvette or a Camaro. I choose the car. Today and any other day.

Someone posted your baby picture on My Romantic Day Photo thread.

justwise:
Looking for wife

I thought you had a young tender. What happened? You were giving it too rough huh?

Oh my! No homo.

You displayed photos of your wife, child, and her family so privacy is out of the door.

IZUKWU:
Gimme the car. Whetin i go carry that yansh full of poo do.

Oh my!      Eddie Murphy took a transgender for a joy ride.  Be careful!   

@keeping adopting black people. Nairaland!


Op

Your family couldn't come to the wedding?  The boy looks like sexylogan.

ebonyvibe:
And the award of the dumbest female on NL goes to ,  you got it hegokillme

And you know it he has killed you, i pressume your boyfrend that is 14 years older than u is already married.

Y don t you find a man your own age work and build a home with him and when you have children are satisfied with the growth of your business or career tell him that you no longer have anything to do with money he should start wasting it on a 20 year old outside who you will willing accept as you husband's new wife.

If you were my sister i will beat the hell out of u but obviously you cant be even my housegirl is not this dumb

Sadly desperate women these days will settle for anything even if he doesn't come close to compatible to them. 

It is sad to know that women these days would settle being sloppy seconds. Like my granny always said "there is no dick in the world worth selling your soul to".

Congratulations.

That's a girl?

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Mr Chima knows all your moves. . .[/size][/color]

Not the special reserved moves. So far so good.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Broken trust. Manhandling me. . .not that he will survive that but just saying [/color]

Mandhandling is a no no. Aim for the right side neck with swiftness.

sexylogan:
Hate to disappoint you bt I don't see myself doing that. Lol. Btw, why do you want me to do that?

I'm not from Liberia. My dad is Nigerian but my mom is British. I'm Nigerian.

My harem decided that you would be a perfect candidate for Rokiatu and I want nothing but the best for her.

You wouldn't disappoint us I am sure.

Only when Sexkillz answer my e-marriage proposal.