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You want some attention suga?

debosky:
How do you know the 'nerves' are still there?? Why are the nerves not stolen with the Joystick? Are you in collusion with the joystick thieves?

**Runs away from Mrs Chima**

I told you too much already!

coogar:
https://gene-co.org/threeholepunch.gif

That's Koyoke and MBJ.

Okay.  Would you have a Pajamas theme wedding? I have this cute PJ!

Just teary eyed and looking forward to your wedding day. (blowing nose on curtains)

LMAO@Koyoke standing at 4 feet tall trying to punch 6 feet tall brother in law.

rokiatu:
I know everything, I just hasn't been penetrated.

I can bet you on my wedding night, I will be the one telling my husband what to do.

debosky:
Erm. . . .if your joystick has been stolen, what will the ring vibrate on? Besides, I don't think a woman needs me to provide a dildoe, she can do that her self. Simply put, if you don't have a manliness, you don't need a chick.

You press the vibrating ring against your nerves between your legs. You may not have the dick but you still have those "nerves".

kemmeye:
lol hahahahaha u're funi

[quote author=.NET link=topic=790549.msg9430203#msg9430203 date=1319728414]@Mrs Chima is the funniest poster I have seen in this forum. Abeg, I no fit laugh again. My ribs wan break.

.NET[/quote]Oh stop it!

kokoye:
You be witch . . .how you take know?

Slipping is not the same as falling

Your pride won't let you face it huh?     _{In case you have forgotten, you shared that you fell playing soccer and scraped some skin off your body. I forget nothing intentionally.}

Chei! I don tire ooo.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=788060.msg9430200#msg9430200 date=1319728363]Where is that Unclad pichie? [/quote]Homos are swarming!

kokoye:
I chose not to see that post.
                     _{The right to choose}  

That's why you fell when you were playing soccer during Labor Day weekend.  Hmmph.  

kokoye:
How many breakups are really mutual?

Very few in my opinion . . .like the long distance ones. Easier to move on.

Well some breakups are and can be mutual.  I do believe that MOST people receive signs that their relationships are heading for the gutter but chose to ignore it.  The person may give clues or hints that they are not interested in a cowardly manner however the other person may not accept it hence heartbreaking breakups.

kemmeye:
so yeah if it ever happens.
trust me we would find that shyt asap. we have to find it

LMAO  

I can picture you guys digging and rolling in the dirt looking for it and it laying on the side all that time.  

MsDarkSkin:
am i the only person that's confused?

No! You are not the only one! But hell we decided to have a little fun with it!

MsDarkSkin:
I don't know about world wide but definitely in Nigeria. Igbo men rule.

They are not fione like Dsense.

debosky:
Last I checked the vibrators/dildoes don't get the man off, so I'll rather hold tight to my package thank you.

You haven't heard of vibrating dick ring? And the deeleedo is for your woman.

kokoye:
I knew ladies would come out here with the daggers pretty soon

I just knew!

Hell sure hath no fury than a woman scorned!

@ reinedamse

why would you 'deal' with a guy who breaks up with you . . .did you sign a contract??

deep inside you, watever you do to him will NEVER make you happy.

Na wah o.

Low self-esteem all over.

Koyoke!  I know damn well you seen my post about women are at fault of their choices not men BUT NOOOOOOO.

I have heard.

[size=33pt]LMAO [/size]

That was his LEGS?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=790954.msg9429990#msg9429990 date=1319726614]Lmao.

ROTFLMAO--- Kekekekekekee ** trying to breathe**

Baby Geh; You is Evil!

Guys beware o. There are plenty babes like her trying to reenact the 'burning his car' scene with Angela Bassett in "Waiting to Exhale (the movie)"- lol. [/quote]Or the burning bed.

No derailing!

coogar:
the love dies after the break-up, don't you think?

Logically you would think so however if the breakups aren't mutual most times someone is still in love with their ex.

NaJa HaJe:
Babe! That is the sensible thing to say. But we are human first then Woman. I don't like violence and I always like to find ways around difficult issues but in this case I am being honest to my self. I am a mother who almost lost her child so I have an idea what the woman is going through.

I go kill person! Simple!

Okay. Good luck.

reinedamse:
Well, sometimes it's d guys fault.guys need to understand dat every woman has a fragile heart no matter how strong,independent or stubborn she is.well,i'm guilty of punishing my ex-boyfriends too

I am a woman and I disagree with you.  Men aren't at fault for the choices WOMEN make. I do appreciate you sticking up for the women but as a realist I must disagree.  These women foolishly get themselves caught up in some bullshit and want to ruin the man for THEIR MISTAKES.  

If a woman is grown enough to chase a man or ignore the red flags given to her then she is grown enough to accept ANY CONSEQUENCES for her choices.  Bottom line.  

Be a man or a woman and own up to your mistakes and choices.

kokoye:
Preach it.

I 'like' your location. Classy people indeed 

Did you click "like"?  

LMAO@haters  

NaJa HaJe:
I wanted to write something else then I read the story of the woman with no womb, ( hold on let me breathe)

I will kill him and ask questions later. Simple.

I am generally not into this 'ex' bizznezz but mehnnnnn I go kill person! Leave story!    

No one is worth your freedom.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=790609.msg9429559#msg9429559 date=1319723298]

Whe did you get banned again Chima?[/quote]The same time you were banned for 8 months.

kokoye:
I once dated some girl who always wanted to get back at me if she saw me talking to some girl she was not friends with. I told her she had serious self-esteem issues but she was too young to admit it.  

Of course I left her. People like that can only drag you down. . .but they call it love.

Funny thing is she went around saying I quit on her cos I couldnt handle her.  

Some people will argue that age has nothing to do with maturity however multiple birthdays doesn't determine your maturity but your ability to excel mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, and verbally.  

Your ex was disconnected on all levels.