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Dunno.  But, I see somebody didn't get none last night.  Oh. Mygoldie, I am done with this thread for we all know that men who doesn't get any punny nor nyansh on a regular is worse than a woman having her period. In America, they are called mitches or manbitches.

Mygoldie,

Why you acting like you are not getting married? You know you shopping for some garter belts and lingerie.

Check this out ladies!  

Mighty Mrs. Eve have the power to corrupt your minds as though you can't think for yourselves according to Furry Az.  

190:
[color=deeppink]^^Then stop contaminating the mentality of our nigerian women here

GO AWAY!![/color]

Then stop dropping your furry shit around this site. You causing health hazards and concerns. You can simply log out and never to come back. It just a suggestion.

Mygoldie:
who's getting married?

Whoopie

Mygoldie,

I want two tickets to the wedding and make sure it around spring time. I can't be singing in no heat! Should I bring the husband too?

190:
[color=deeppink]^^Neither are you anywhere near a complete Nigerian woman, ^{u dont have what it takes}[/color]

I have never claim to be nigerian and very secured with who I am. That just like saying a white woman doesn't have what it takes to be a black woman. Wow, Genius.

Oxford University need to offer a refund.

Exactly.

190:
[color=deeppink]R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O

Better hand Grip!!

Yo would be shell shocked when It fallz on yo[/color]

Predictable.

190:
[color=deeppink]Answered by a Bi-zexual Red Crouch!![/color]


@sisterjay
are u now in LDN

Don't worry.  You didn't even make top 1,000,000.

190:
[color=deeppink]^^dont worry my marriage would make your's Jealous
try and keep your man away from Jamo chick's, Ure losing him already~[/color]

I can't worry about a single boy who wishes to be married. By the way, you do enough worrying for the both of us. You seem to be guarding mine very well. Good job. Here a crumb. Just because you scavenge for someone to remotely like you doesn't mean all Nigerian men do.

Many of them have a better hand grip.

Correction: A furry.

190:
[color=deeppink]Ouch, did i hurt a fly~
Lmao, Legally married is different from staying Legally married, Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, SMH
Not Nairalandering and chasing Broke egyptian pharoah's all over the place[/color]

Try to focus less on me and more on how to keep your paws from losing chicks yearly. Jealousy green isn't your color.

Mygoldie,

He has to keep a woman long enough to get married. You know his paws are slippery.

190:
[color=deeppink]^^You meant firey crouch and her band of waggoner's [/color]

At least I am legally married unlike you Mr Faux married man.

You know what Mygoldie, I have been offered opportunities to appear on stage to be a clown. I had one guy who is a promoter begging to promote me on a comedy tour. Well, it kinda difficult to be touring with a baby sucking on your bosoms in between skits and my husband said no. He doesn't want Abel or Abelia to be expose to the public as a newborn.

Mygoldie:
Lol so you smell of dog hair?

Do I smell of dog hair or? No.

Do I smell dog hair at work? Yes.

Do black people typically smell like dog hair? No.

Do I still see Snow Dogs visualization at work during raining seasons? Yes.

I am trying to be open minded here and see what the poster's point in this subject matter.  As far as I can remember both side got bleeped up qualities that doesn't appeal to men of ANY ETHNICITIES, RACE, AND CREED.  

So again, are we going to play the dissecting game?  If so let start dissecting these little kinis chicks complaining about.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=177281.msg7447221#msg7447221 date=1293953561]Quote from: kiwi992 on October 07, 2008, 12:35 PM
hahahahahahaha!!!

ohhh

hahahahahahaha!!!!

Sorry - had to laugh at that one.  Very funny!  You know, you have to get out more.  You can't meet "1" individual and cross that "one experience" off as being representative of a whole group.

Anyway - I lived in Ft. Collins Colorado when I was growing up and our family (AA) lived in a town where I didn't see another black person for 6 years except my own parents and siblings.  That was from 3 years - 12 years of age.

But if you can stand the smell of "wet dog hair" then go ahead and sleep with and marry a white woman.  Personally, I would get nauseated sick every time it rained - because what I CLEARLY REMEMBER is that the kids in school [elementary] their hair - the girls and the boys - when wet smelled like "dog hair."  It was sooo gross.  That is a main reason I just could never sleep with, shower with, bathe with a white man because I cringed at the thought of having to smell that smell if he ever got wet.  I don't care how sexy, fine, wealthy he was.  I would have to still deal with his "smell" on me.  I just wasn't willing to make that sacrifice.

Also, white skin ages much quicker and loses its elasticity quicker than black skin as our melanin allows us to look younger longer (FACT) and holds our elasticity longer.

Many, many times - I see African men and AA men with white women and when a sister walks by - that same man can't take his eyes off that Black female be them African or AA. 

I was shopping about a month ago in the store and bumped into a Nigerian male who was a past business acquaintance and met his White wife for the first time - by the way, she actually rudely interrupted our conversation that we were having that was quite innocent, while he was talking to me, she walked up to him in mid-sentence, inserted herself between he and I and gave me her back and started talking to him as if I wasn't in the room responding to his inquiries.  I was stunned and immediately the conversation stopped and he looked as surprised as I did.   He turned her around and introduced her to me and I immediately complimented her to ease her "low self-esteem," which got her to smiling at me [as I knew it would since I have much experience with dealing with women who seem uncomfortable in my presence - which has been an irritant to me for a long time].

After I finished the mundane chit-chat, I said my good-byes and walked away.  I don't know why but I glanced over my shoulder and shockingly caught both of their eyes intently focused on my butt or as you say in Nigeria, my backside.  She was staring so hard at my butt and was unaware that I was looking at her and him - I am actually seeing their eyes fixated on my azz and they couldn't even stop themselves as I wasn't that far ahead of them - and right at that moment she looked from my butt to her husband, very sternly.  Which made me pick up my pace to move faster to get around the corner away from both of them as suddenly I felt extremely uncomfortable. 

No offense but I have noticed in the States that when Black men marry these white women - not all of them - but a very VERY large PERCENT of them strongly yearn to still have a black woman on the side that they are either still trying to date and/or appear to want to date.

smh[/quote]Well, Gotdamn! Tell us how you really feel! You had me crying and rolling about the wet dog smell because I do smell that a lot at work. I hate raining seasons! I keep air freshers in my drawer and burn oil candles. I always visualize the Snow Dogs movie at work when they come in smelling like that. Many companies add fragrance to shampoos and conditioners now to mask the smell and their hair is very oily could be the reason for the smell. Of course, they are still undergoing research studies.

Bang her sister in the girlfriend's bed and wait until she come home before walking out with the sister.

Even in UK, you need a marriage license officiated by a court official.

It is interesting to see a lot of broke male mofos on this thread agreeing. Not surprising.

(proudly wears my crown and grabs my crotch as I walk off the thread)

I see we still crying wolf huh? Get over it.

Damn Mygoldie, you getting hot kisses!

Happy New Year to you, Kay.

sexylogan:
Are u sure?

You know what, I will take that back. I retracts my last statement. I forgot where I was. Carry on.

Oh lawd! Here comes Mr brownjay! The ho crusher!

Who?

190:
**wondering what's com over mygoldie, she seems so normal each tyme that stoopid eve aint around**

[color=deeppink]Ohh yes Happy new year to you too Mygoldie, This is your year to get all your wishes com true[/color]

I see you still fishing for my attention.  Flaming pink, you give me too much credit and I do not have anything to do with how women respond to you UNFORTUNATELY.  

Of course, you would call me stoopid.  I support little peoples as much as I can.  Here a crumb.

Maybe he couldn't afford the ticket and the wife is trying to scrape up immigration fees. What is the criteria for Poland?

Anyone know? I am assuming Fred is your husband's name right Poster? I have never heard of an African having european names.

(hangs up the phone)

190:
[color=deeppink]I so bet one Hoompa Loompa's Husband is in that strip club rite now while his wife is Nairalandering and looking for how to have intimacy with furrie;s[/color]

Still scavenging for my attention huh?

MRbrownJAY:
@Mrs Eve
you are the one who compared the two and i was just trying to make you understand that what we do with skanks has nothing to do with what we do with future wifeys. why should you bring this to the subject?! men do a lot of crazy thing while maturing-up. the same boys that does these things are the ones that would grow up someday to be great men and marry y'all great women.

as for strip clubs:
- some guys go there to get the needed relaxation that they dont get when going home straight from work.
- some go there to watch sexy nak.ed women dance because their wifey turned into a whale
- some go there to get some needed "excitement" to go home and sleep with their wife (they will be thinking about Diamond while doing the wifey)
- some go there for the fun factor of being around nak.ed women.

whatever the reason, nobody goes to a strip club to have se.x with strippers, although some gals may give a quick hand job in the "champagne room". lmao!

Well, just because you think about Diamond while screwing your woman doesn't mean all do that. If they stroke your penis in the champagne room and not get paid. They are dumb hoes.