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[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=572076.msg7379685#msg7379685 date=1292920494]ermm Sweeery, u dont even know where Lagos is. OK tell me, who is the president of Lagos? Jessse Jackson?

Tell us if u know! [/quote](laughing at Mr cock thinking everybody dumb but him) Mr cock, not everybody travel to IMPROVE THEIR QUALITY OF LIFE.

Furry Az still TALKING? I see imma have to double up on that "potion" and wring a few chickens! This shit got to stop! Too many animals roaming free and not wearing any pants! Furry Az PLEASE COVER YOUR nubs! It disgusting!

jay bee:
@OP
Where do u draw your inspirations from cos the rate at which you open new topics r

Jaybee bite my LEFT NYANSH

It is a strip club in Lagos, but just pretend you have a Magic City in your AREA. Now answer the damn question!

So basically what you saying Nigerian men ain't shit?

Would you take your date to the Magic City for a first, second, and third date?

Would you take your wife/husband to Magic City?
Would you take your booty call to Magic City?
Would you take your girlfriend/boyfriend to Magic City?

Would you watch your date or mate get a lap dance and pay for it? Do you think Magic City is for Hot men with no brain?

SMH at grown boys watching Harry Potter, No wonder I smelled fish sticks and tartar sauce!

Dsense, BRING YOUR ARSE HERE!  

[size=88pt]DEATH[/size]

I wonder if Cucchi still dating that NIgerian? Anybody heard from Cucchi?

(yawns) Anyway, Dsense, did you get the answers you were looking for?

The person you talking doesn't speak English?

jellybaby:
Hi all anybody speak igbo and could translate for me ive tryed to reserched words does it mean passport ?,
Nwoke,ina eje ogu?
adim ka onye na eje ogu

Aww Damn! You are getting scammed? Team Buster in the Arse we got work to do! Attack!

I sure do. Wanna see it?

I don't want to meet none of yall.

I concur, Koyoke.  

Why don't you tell her Koyoke,

You gon take that Koyoke? He called you a Niger!

He is my boo and my romancer!

kokoye:
@ post

. .only if we dont have to go back to work. so I can go back to sleep  

A typical Nigerian male.

Dsense,

Are you my GYN doctor? How do you know?

What you amen-in for Dsense? You been praying for me to be knocked up?

I see you had bad experiences huh Dsense? Well, I don't know cos I am a virgin only speaking on what I head.

I give up.

Why do you say that is the worst time for loving Dsense?

Sorry, I opted for Advance English and Reading. The teacher felt CYBER SPACE idioms weren't elegant enough for his taste.

What is IMHV?

Dsense,

Why I can't be a virgin? Not everybody giving up the goodies suga.

You are white.

I need to go get check out too, I am not sensing my period either.

Something about early morning loving that get the blood flowing. You and your mate sitting in the bed looking at each other with bedroom eyes. The man getting excited while you getting wet. You get entangled with the partner with a look of estacy in the eyes. The sound of panting and moaning increases as the bed begins to shift and pictures on the wall rotating,

Okay, what do you think about early morning loving and do you feel that is the best time for the loving?

Dsense is not black.

I am still a virgin.

Oh my goodness! Somebody ACTUALLY think Furry Az is uhmmm (swallowing hard) kissable?

Okay, the TIME IS ENDING, we got about five minutes to get ready to be eradicated,

(turning to husband) Your breaf stank!

Okay! I am ready! (closing eyes tight)

Oh okay I was gon pull out my catwoman outfit and claw yo arse to death. But, I could never hurt my boo! Come here which side you want? Left or right?